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Offline Krusher

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« on: October 14, 2003, 10:23:21 PM »
stupid pet tricks? or a law enforcement getting silly.


A German man is to appear in court charged with teaching his dog to give the Hitler salute. The 54-year-old man, identified only as Roland T., named den Hund Adolf and taught it to lifts its paw up "straight in the salute on command." Roland T. could face up to three years behind bars for "using symbols of unconstitutional organisations." Adolf, meanwhile, is headed for an animal shelter.

the local animal protection organisation, says the dog shouldn't be judged for what its owner taught it." After all, it was just following orders.
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Offline NUKE

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« Reply #1 on: October 14, 2003, 10:41:17 PM »
What country is this happening, Germany? Id say it's pretty silly even for Germany but flat out stupid if it's a US case.
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« Reply #2 on: October 14, 2003, 10:48:11 PM »
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"using symbols of unconstitutional organisations."


Hmmmm...could go either way.  I'd say Deutschland.
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« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2003, 10:58:11 PM »
NUKE it must be Germany.  

Judging by "German man" and "Unconstitutional Organiztions"

Sucks that the dog has to go to a shelter.  But I don't see any other way.  

Lastly i almost suspect a troll because of krusher's last line: "After all, it was just following orders."
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #4 on: October 14, 2003, 11:02:50 PM »
Could a dog even bend its leg like that?  Up, forward, and out to the side?
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« Reply #5 on: October 14, 2003, 11:14:28 PM »
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Could a dog even bend its leg like that?  Up, forward, and out to the side?


Well what is the german translation for "shake a paw?"  I bet it would work.

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I know a very good dog trainer that teaches dogs using the German language.  I guess it is a very good language to teach dogs with because of how distinct the accent is. Eg. the lack of long vowel sounds doesnt confuse the dogs as would English or French.
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Offline mrblack

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« Reply #6 on: October 15, 2003, 02:40:27 AM »
Im a jew and I find no offence to it.
in fact i think it is kind of funny.
Now if he was teaching his son to do it that would be different.
But the dog ! Come on give me a break:rolleyes:
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« Reply #7 on: October 15, 2003, 07:48:58 AM »
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the local animal protection organisation, says the dog shouldn't be judged for what its owner taught it." After all, it was just following orders.


AHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHHA

ROFL

LOL

No really

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« Reply #8 on: October 15, 2003, 07:54:36 AM »
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Lastly i almost suspect a troll because of krusher's last line: "After all, it was just following orders."


LOL!

*Sorry pooch, it didn't work for the Germans during the Nuremberg trials either. :)
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« Reply #9 on: October 15, 2003, 07:59:34 AM »
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Lastly i almost suspect a troll because of krusher's last line: "After all, it was just following orders."


Troll? I thought this was a joke.
Set-up, delivery, punchline

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« Reply #10 on: October 15, 2003, 08:42:21 AM »
I taught my dog to growl when you say "Democrat" (teeth flaring and all).  :rofl   Gotta love australian cattle dogs, very easy to train
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #11 on: October 15, 2003, 08:43:21 AM »
My dog is trained to roll over and spread its legs when you say "Hillary Clinton". :D
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« Reply #12 on: October 15, 2003, 08:48:42 AM »
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My dog is trained to roll over and spread its legs when you say "Hillary Clinton". :D


..I can only imagine how you trained it for that...you nasty, beastiality man....
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Offline Krusher

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« Reply #13 on: October 15, 2003, 09:02:31 AM »
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..I can only imagine how you trained it for that...you nasty, beastiality man....


thats just wrong !!
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