Author Topic: Terrorism Quiz. (Read 1490 times)

Spooky · « **Reply #15 on:** October 16, 2003, 04:53:46 AM »

I put on my robe and wizard hat...

Habu · « **Reply #16 on:** October 16, 2003, 07:15:50 AM »

I rush out into the street and pull out a bunch of small round objects from my pocket.

I throw them at the terrorists and yell "Lightening Bolt Lightening Bolt Lightening Bolt"

SLO · « **Reply #17 on:** October 16, 2003, 07:37:16 AM »

hmm a coffee shop huh.......

they must have sandwich's in there....right

grab a handfull of pork and throw it at em yelling IBLIS is coming.....IBLIS is coming......

those Muslims just love there pork and there friend IBLIS

Pooh21 · « **Reply #18 on:** October 16, 2003, 07:44:53 AM »

Run to the freezer, grab a keg give it to the wife and send her out. Grab a box or 2 of meat give to the kid tell him to run along home as well. Grab a frozen stick of pork, pull my uzi and run out into the city. Oops I need a cape. run back into restaurant grab a blood spattered table cloth tuck it into my shirt. Now run out into the city in search of justice. Look for the guys hopping up and down with there little green white and black flags saying "Hlulalalalalalalala" Empty the clip into them then send the survivors on the ir merry way to Allah by beating them about the head and shoulders with my frozen pork blunt weapon o doom.

Sikboy · « **Reply #19 on:** October 16, 2003, 08:35:07 AM »

I would cower in the corner and wait for Miko to show up. As he healed the injured, and resurected the dead, I would give him as much information as I could about the situation, then watch as he adminstered instant justice on all those who were involved in planning and carrying out the attack. Once he was done with this, I would slide him a retainer to represent me in my coming lawsuite against the terrorists while sliding him another check for him to invests for me.

Once I have the settlement from the terrorists I'll buy a house in the Islands and live off the interest of my investments.

-Sik

muckmaw · « **Reply #20 on:** October 16, 2003, 08:40:13 AM »

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Originally posted by Spooky
I put on my robe and wizard hat...

DAMN YOU!!!!

AHAHAHHAHAHA!!!

Spooky, you beat me to it!

Gunthr · « **Reply #21 on:** October 16, 2003, 08:44:38 AM »

I'll play.

First thing I'm gonna do is check over my wife and child for injuries. If all is well ...

Second thing, We are going to quickly walk out of the building via the least congested exit, and continue walking away until we are out at least several blocks away. During this time I will not use my cell phone.

I will then get my family to a hospital emergency room for a thorough examination.

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #22 on:** October 16, 2003, 09:44:48 AM »

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Originally posted by Sikboy
I would cower in the corner and wait for Miko to show up. As he healed the injured, and resurected the dead, I would give him as much information as I could about the situation, then watch as he adminstered instant justice on all those who were involved in planning and carrying out the attack. Once he was done with this, I would slide him a retainer to represent me in my coming lawsuite against the terrorists while sliding him another check for him to invests for me.

Once I have the settlement from the terrorists I'll buy a house in the Islands and live off the interest of my investments.

-Sik

ROFL!!! Miko - this thread isnt going as planned, eh?

Ju r teh PWN3D!

Personally... I'd get out my lightsaber...

Sikboy · « **Reply #23 on:** October 16, 2003, 09:51:42 AM »

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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
ROFL!!! Miko - this thread isnt going as planned, eh?

Ju r teh PWN3D!

Personally... I'd get out my lightsaber...

Actually, not that he cares, but I like Miko for the most part. I think his bedside manner could use some work, but I generally agree with him.

-Sik

Gunthr · « **Reply #24 on:** October 16, 2003, 10:33:54 AM »

His posts are usually interesting, well thought out, and always thought provoking - even if you don't agree with him.

miko2d · « **Reply #25 on:** October 16, 2003, 10:43:51 AM »

OK, gents.
We still have a few minutes till noon to lay a foundation for a constructive discussion.

All you joker guys are really funny. Nevertheless, if you think you know how to handle yourself in that situation, it would be your obligation as human beings and americans to share your insights with those of us who may be lacking in that knowlege.
I know for sure that public school does not teach the children where to run in case of an explosion, even though a child can grasp this simple concept at a much earlier age then he can judge constitutional questions.

If you are not sure how to behave, you may at least provide the material for discussion so that we could examine and discuss the correct or incorrect responces.

miko

AKIron · « **Reply #26 on:** October 16, 2003, 10:53:16 AM »

ok Miko

I'd probably get the wife and kid(s) under a table to avoid falling debris. I'd take a minute or two to assess the situation and look for a way out. Soon as I was satisfied there was no immediate threat I'd lead them out and as far away from that building as we could get.

Lotta variables here. Pretty tough to know what you'd do without being there.

Gadfly · « **Reply #27 on:** October 16, 2003, 10:59:08 AM »

I know for sure that public school does not teach the children where to run in case of an explosion, even though a child can grasp this simple concept at a much earlier age then he can judge constitutional questions-Miko

Actually, my 2nd and 5th graders had "bad guy" drill yesterday, for a school attack. I am going to meet with the 5th grade teacher tonight to discuss this drill.

Habu · « **Reply #28 on:** October 16, 2003, 11:15:10 AM »

I am a fully trained Ski Patroller. I would of course help with any of the seriously injured by stopping the bleeding. (Airway Breathing Circulation). I would be aware that terrorists quite often plant 2 bombs set to go off so that the second one gets the police and others who arrive to help so I would try to get my family out of harms way as well.

The logic process is this.

I see an accident. I assess the situation. Is there danger of further injury to myself or others? (yes may be a followup bomb) (yes the shrapnel from the bomb my be tainted with virus etc).

Remove your family from the danger of further injury by locateing them in a safe area. A safe area could be upstairs in a hotel or out a back door. Doing the obvious thing like walking out the front may be the worst thing to do if a car bomb is out there set to go 5 minutes later.

Assess the injured. Look for the most seriously injured first. Use ABC (Airway breathing Circulation) as your guide. Ie make sure they can breath and that they are not seriously bleeding. Do a quick once over the crowd and decide on the ones you can help. Use available resources by asking others if they can help you or if they have training. Get the ones that can help to assist based on their skill level and composure. Ie send the panicky guy to get help but keep the cool level headed guy to assist with the injured.

Oh yes and finally......

If one of the injured was French I would move on and go to the next injured person instead.

Badger · « **Reply #29 on:** October 16, 2003, 11:40:25 AM »

Hmmm.... tough one....

I got it!

I'd try to get to the nearest computer and post the link to the story here, in order to beat the usual bots of the cut-n-paste crowd.

Regards,
Badger