Author Topic: Its all in the wording  (Read 228 times)

Offline Modas

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Its all in the wording
« on: October 16, 2003, 03:57:58 PM »
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An executive was pondering over a hard decision. He had to get rid of one of  his staff. He had narrowed it down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. It would be a hard decision to make, as they were both equally qualified and both did excellent work. He finally decided that in the morning whichever one used the water cooler first would have to go.

Debra came in the next morning, hugely hung over after partying all night.  She went to the cooler to get some water to take an aspirin and the executive approached her and said, "Debra, I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or jack off."

Debra replied, "Could you jack off? I feel like *****."


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Offline Hawklore

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Its all in the wording
« Reply #1 on: October 16, 2003, 04:44:27 PM »
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"So live your life that the fear of death can never enter your heart.
Trouble no one about their religion;
respect others in their view, and demand that they respect yours.
Love your life, perfect your life, beautify all things in your life." - Chief Tecumseh

Offline Tarmac

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Its all in the wording
« Reply #2 on: October 16, 2003, 04:55:47 PM »
I think the way to best handle this situation is to lay her and Jack off.