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Squadron Forums => Squadrons => Topic started by: caldera on June 01, 2011, 03:53:04 PM
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Our squad is currently full at 2 members. There is a long recruit waiting list, but please be patient. :)
<M> Muffin power!
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Dooooddd... That's no muffin top, that's a 110 lb beer bubble! :devil
(http://www.thatloser.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/koolaid.png)
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Playing hard to get, eh?
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Dooooddd... That's no muffin top, that's a 110 lb beer bubble! :devil
(http://www.thatloser.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/koolaid.png)
OH YEAH! :rofl :rofl :rofl
Playing hard to get, eh?
We are quite selective in choosing new squaddies. Only the "best of the worst" has what it takes to survive in this squad. :)
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A big salute to one of the Muffins! Haxxor was great fighting you last night Sir. If the other Muffin is anything like this Muffin, then these are some great Muffins! I think I just made myself hungry... :D
:salute
Way
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On behalf of all of the Muffintops, thank you sir. :salute I heard they were some tremendous fights.
Oh and for the record, I'm not half the Muffin haxxor is. :devil
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Oh and for the record, I'm not half the Muffin haxxor is. :devil
Lower calorie Muffin huh? :rofl
:salute
Way
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Our squad is currently full at 2 members. There is a long recruit waiting list, but please be patient. :)
<M> Muffin power!
then why post at all?
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then why post at all?
To make people like you ask questions. Worked huh? :D
Thanks waystin2. Those fights last night were a blast and I look forward to more like it sometime. :salute
If all the pigs are like you then I would think that I would have fighting any of them. Well I am sure most are except that darn Lawndart (just kidding) :rofl .
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To make people like you ask questions. Worked huh? :D
Thanks waystin2. Those fights last night were a blast and I look forward to more like it sometime. :salute
If all the pigs are like you then I would think that I would have fighting any of them. Well I am sure most are except that darn Lawndart (just kidding) :rofl .
oh i get it Another "look at me post"
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Lol <<S>> Muffintops.
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oh i get it Another "look at me post"
More of a "good for a laugh" post and it seems that you are the only one not laughing that has posted in here.
Man I need a blueberry muffin.
<S> shiv
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More of a "good for a laugh" post and it seems that you are the only one not laughing that has posted in here.
Man I need a blueberry muffin.
<S> shiv
or am i?
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oh i get it Another "look at me post"
That's the idea in every thread in this forum - to get the attention of people who may want to join a squad. Just because I chose to go about things in a humorous fashion without your prior consent has apparently chafed your naughty bits somewhat. Apply some Vagisil and you'll feel better in no time.
Lower calorie Muffin huh? :rofl
:salute
Way
More like a mini muffin. :D
Lol <<S>> Muffintops.
:salute shiv
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(http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/2/snuggie.jpg)
(http://img821.imageshack.us/img821/6105/dkff49.jpg)
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Yeah, you were just joking the whole time. I'm convinced. ;)
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Yeah, you were just joking the whole time. I'm convinced. ;)
lmao :rofl "he dont know me very well"
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I am gonna take you up on that Haxxor. As far as Lawndart, he is beyond help. :rofl
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Let me join. I like Badgers too!!!!!
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Caldera, ive found some possiable squad nost art for you sir
Choice One
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/muffintopHEADERspecks.jpg)
Choice two
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/muffintop_large.gif)
Choice Three ( my personal Favorite sexy muffintop )
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/MT1.jpg)
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ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooo
that last one is a naughty muffin :O
i hope you do waystin.
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Let me join. I like Badgers too!!!!!
There is room now on the waiting list as we just sent twinboom another rejection letter.
If a roster spot opens up, there will be all the tea you can drink and a personal monogrammed biscuit tin for ya lad. :D
Caldera, ive found some possiable squad nost art for you sir
Choice One
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/muffintopHEADERspecks.jpg)
Choice two
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/muffintop_large.gif)
Choice Three ( my personal Favorite sexy muffintop )
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/MT1.jpg)
Some delicious looking muffins. I'll have the chocolate chip. ;)
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To make people like you ask questions. Worked huh? :D
Thanks waystin2. Those fights last night were a blast and I look forward to more like it sometime. :salute
If all the pigs are like you then I would think that I would have fighting any of them. Well I am sure most are except that darn Lawndart (just kidding) :rofl .
Awww thanks... I will remember that when you want your rig worked on...LOL
I am gonna take you up on that Haxxor. As far as Lawndart, he is beyond help. :rofl
sniff sniff now I know how you really feel Way... now im gonna :cry
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There is room now on the waiting list as we just sent twinboom another rejection letter.
sniffum yrrebeulb ekil od i hguohtla oohwyna nioj tnac OC a mi oaml
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Well I just got my invite to the muffintops.... or was that to the muffintopless squad?…its rather confusing seeings how one is run by a guy named nuggie and the other is snuggie I can't remember they both have the same flying skills.... they both pwnd me. But I have to decline the invite anyways.. I'm a loyal oinker.....
Haxxor stop sniffing my ankles.. I didn't put on my antichaffing socks yet....lol
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That was supposed to go this AH player. Her in game is "playnude"
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9498/jun18e.jpg)
Sorry for the confusion.
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Can I join up :banana:
:salute
BigRat
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That was supposed to go this AH player. Her in game is "playnude"
(http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/9498/jun18e.jpg)
Sorry for the confusion.
Tori Black :aok
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Let me join. I like Badgers too!!!!!
Are you a Honey Badger?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c81bcjyfn6U
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Our mega-squad (formerly known as The Instigators) has now officially lasted 3 years in Aces High.
Happy birthday to us. :cheers: :banana:
Oh and by the way, our roster is still full. Please check back in periodically to remain on the waiting list. :D
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Our mega-squad (formerly known as The Instigators) has now officially lasted 3 years in Aces High.
Happy birthday to us. :cheers: :banana:
Oh and by the way, our roster is still full. Please check back in periodically to remain on the waiting list. :D
Congratulations to my favorite muffins!
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Wow 3 years old, make you think
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2350/2370733579_2505076a66.jpg)
Congrats and also Haxxor here is your pic
(http://www.awesomelybadcrap.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/blueberry-muffin-tops.jpg)
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then why post at all?
twinboom if everybody played the way this guys play. ah would be better. flown with and against both of them coolest guys around. expect for cal, all his fights are about getting photogenic :rofl
semp
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Am I still on the list :x can't wait :rock
:salute
BigRat
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WOOHOO 3 yrs and still the scourge of AH.
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm146/dkff49/thumbnailaspx-1.jpg)
I still to this day have no idea how I made it into this elite squad. But as one of the founding members (maybe that's how I got in) I will do my best to keep it going another 3 yrs.
Of course your still on the list you silly rat and will receive your official invitation to try out as soon as an opening arises. :D
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Thank you all for the kind words. I'm not sure we deserve to be called the "coolest guys around" (Actually, I probably do but haxxor is not nearly as cool. Especially with putting 12 candles on the cake - which was supposed to be a muffin, by the way. Ever since he got that pet platypus, everything is measured in "platypus years") but we will learn to live with that burden. :salute
BigRat, you are indeed still on the waiting list:
1. KillaDogg
2. ACEKILLA
3. AceDude1
4. KillaAace
5. ACEDOGG
6. 51ACEDOG
7. ZOMFGACE
8. DUDEDOGG
9. 67239103
10. 34672891
11. lolACE69
12. 69Doggg
13. doggdogg
14. 51DUDE
15. AceWhole
16. SpitDogg
17. 51Killa
18. 12345678
19. BigRat
You are currently behind a number of squeakers, who camped out overnight at Muffintop HQ to be the first ones to register. If you were to bribe us with cash and or attractive female companionship, I'm sure your spot could be bumped up the list considerably. :D
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Thank you all for the kind words. I'm not sure we deserve to be called the "coolest guys around" (Actually, I probably do but haxxor is not nearly as cool. Especially with putting 12 candles on the cake - which was supposed to be a muffin, by the way. Ever since he got that pet platypus, everything is measured in "platypus years") but we will learn to live with that burden. :salute
BigRat, you are indeed still on the waiting list:
1. KillaDogg
2. ACEKILLA
3. AceDude1
4. KillaAace
5. ACEDOGG
6. 51ACEDOG
7. ZOMFGACE
8. DUDEDOGG
9. 67239103
10. 34672891
11. lolACE69
12. 69Doggg
13. doggdogg
14. 51DUDE
15. AceWhole
16. SpitDogg
17. 51Killa
18. 12345678
19. BigRat
You are currently behind a number of squeakers, who camped out overnight at Muffintop HQ to be the first ones to register. If you were to bribe us with cash and or attractive female companionship, I'm sure your spot could be bumped up the list considerably. :D
#1 to 9 are Caldera's shade accounts and 10 to 18 are Haxxors... (How else can they get so many kills) LOL J/K ..... I think..
ANd the women they like look like this
(http://www.funnyzone.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/funnyzone_funny-old-woman.jpg)
And The booze they like is
(http://fanatic.nanashi-inc.net/md2020/md2020-banner.png)
So remember Old and Cheap...That make a perfect Muffintop...
LOL really they are a good couple of guys and Haxxor makes a sweet looking desk.
LawnDart
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Ah man that 12345678 guy beat me again :furious :bhead. I'm challenging 12345678 to a duel at 9pm central time in the TA with Hog's or A20's, first ping wins. Winner gets the better spot on the list. BE THERE :banana:
:salute
BigRat
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Ah man that 12345678 guy beat me again :furious :bhead. I'm challenging 12345678 to a duel at 9pm central time in the TA with Hog's or A20's, first ping wins. Winner gets the better spot on the list. BE THERE :banana:
:salute
BigRat
At least you're on the list. I'm waiting to get on the list that's waiting to get on the list. At least I can wait to get on the list. I'm good at waiting. Well really not. I've never been a waiter. I was pretty good with lists though. Would it help if I made a list of things I'm not good at or should I wait?
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Ah man that 12345678 guy beat me again :furious :bhead. I'm challenging 12345678 to a duel at 9pm central time in the TA with Hog's or A20's, first ping wins. Winner gets the better spot on the list. BE THERE :banana:
:salute
BigRat
12345678's mother just called. She said 9pm is too late for a school night.
She also said he will pwn your Corsair in a Lancaster with 100% fuel. :bolt:
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I think 12345678's mother is on that cougar dating site. I'll get past him on that list in such a way that the kid will be in therapy the rest of his life. Who's your daddy now 12345678 :banana:
:salute
BigRat
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:rofl Send me the address of that cougar dating site. Do these cougars dig 45 year old guys living near the poverty level? :x
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Wait Big Rat aren't you related to 12345678?
Of course maybe that doesn't matter.
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Wait Big Rat aren't you related to 12345678?
Of course maybe that doesn't matter.
Nope, I'm related to 12345679, I think he's like a 2nd cousin or something of that nature.
:salute
BigRat
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:rofl Send me the address of that cougar dating site. Do these cougars dig 45 year old guys living near the poverty level? :x
Yea they do, but mostly it's the cougars using walkers to get around :aok
:salute
BigRat
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At least you're on the list. I'm waiting to get on the list that's waiting to get on the list. At least I can wait to get on the list. I'm good at waiting. Well really not. I've never been a waiter. I was pretty good with lists though. Would it help if I made a list of things I'm not good at or should I wait?
It's even worse than you thought, old chap:
Due to the tremendous influx of new applications, I'm afraid that we have no recourse but to pare down the list even further. Effective immediately, only players on a two week trial account will be accepted onto the waiting list. I apologize to all the veterans clamoring for position on the waiting list but the sheer volume of applicants necessitates eliminating all pick-tards, alt-tards, score-tards, ho-tards and run-tards. We have standards to uphold. :salute
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It's even worse than you thought, old chap:
Due to the tremendous influx of new applications, I'm afraid that we have no recourse but to pare down the list even further. Effective immediately, only players on a two week trial account will be accepted onto the waiting list. I apologize to all the veterans clamoring for position on the waiting list but the sheer volume of applicants necessitates eliminating all pick-tards, alt-tards, score-tards, ho-tards and run-tards. We have standards to uphold. :salute
I'm hurt as I am none of the above listed tards. I'm a die-tard AHian. Does this mean I should wait for the waiting list for the list to re-open?
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well i was going to ask to be on that list but after looking at the very strict guildlines i am now more than ever determined to be a Muffintop :joystick:
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not fair, i gave up my spot on the muppets list to come join the waiting list here. I am out of both of them :mad:. i demand to be another list of people kicked out of waiting list, damn it I want to be on a list :bhead :bhead.
semp
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Alright, maybe we can pool all the other applicants into a runoff lottery (of course, there will be a waiting list for the lottery).
One lucky vet will earn the right to be on the waiting list behind the two weekers. :cheers:
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I wanna be on that list....plus I know Haxxor personally and i can use that to influence his vote.
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you already have influenced my vote that's why there was no return offered to the pigs and you were handed over to them on an as-is basis. :D
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But you gave them a defective item...you know there are lemon laws in effect...LOL
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Since you are "The Muffintops" what are you doing with the left over muffin bottoms? Leaving them at random soup kitchens? You are aware that the homeless might like to have a muffin top? Because they are homeless do they only deserve the bottoms? I really need these questions answered so that I can decide whether I wish to remain on the waiting list for the waiting list. If you cannor or refuse to answer the above questions I will be forced to move my name to the waiting list to be removed from the waiting to be on the waiting list...list...I think. :huh
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:O Bottomless Muffintops. Too much information. :uhoh
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in the movie kumar and harold go to guantanamo bay, the idea for the bottomless party was taken from the muffintops.
semp
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But you gave them a defective item...you know there are lemon laws in effect...LOL
Caveat Emptor, POTW. :D
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I would like to join the Muffintops. I am a new player. I have never played AH before. What is an airplaine?
<-- Is this one?
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I would like to join the Muffintops. I am a new player. I have never played AH before. What is an airplaine?
<-- Is this one?
arent you vnucks and play for the vtards? oh wait... you are right, that is what an airplane looks like :D.
semp
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boy the list to get on the waiting list just keeps getting longer. we may have to bump semp's and lawndart's shades off that list.
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we may have to bump semp's and lawndart's shades off that list.
(http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/5246/muffintopc.jpg)
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:rofl
Every muffin dies. Not every muffin truly lives.
Be all the muffin you can be: Make sure you have chocolate chips and those large granules of sugar on top.
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Here is their new recruitment poster
(http://jokemail.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/muffin-top-taking-things-to-a-whole-new-level-demotivational-poster.jpg)
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:rofl
Every muffin dies. Not every muffin truly lives.
Be all the muffin you can be: Make sure you have chocolate chips and those large granules of sugar on top.
You could be an almond poppysead muffintop or a pumpkin muffintop, neither of which has either of those. Or you could be a chocolate chocolate chip muffintop or a blueberry muffintop either of which only has one of those.
This begs the question. Are you specialized muffintops? I like to play with the entire muffinset.
BTW, I die a lot and I'm not even a muffin.
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Muffintops are not an equal opportunity squad. We do discriminate since muffins lacking chocolate chips are inferior and unworthy of such opportunities that are available with a membership to our squad.
Muffins need not be chocolate chip muffins but must have chocolate chips present.
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For a squad that's not recruiting,(still have my number) they sure know how to throw back the Suds
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/muff.jpg)
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You got that right, Zoom. :cheers:
Our reluctance to actively recruit stems from the unmitigated disaster that was our former squaddie LawnTard:
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/muffin_car.jpg)
Our liability insurance went through the roof (pun intended) and we had to stuff him in the POTW "unwanted squaddie drop off box".
Come to think of it, your large cash "donations" to join the Muffintops started not long after that.... :noid
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Not everyone is strong enough to be a Muffintop but the list just keeps growing.
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm146/dkff49/thumbnailaspx-2.jpg)
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Late reply...
arent you vnucks and play for the vtards? oh wait... you are right, that is what an airplane looks like :D.
semp
No. vNucks's name on the forums is vNucks. That's why they call him vNucks. My ign is in my sig.
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Late reply...
No. vNucks's name on the forums is vNucks. That's why they call him vNucks. My ign is in my sig.
damn I guess all nucks dont look alike :).
semp
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damn I guess all nucks dont look alike :).
semp
We look sorta' similar IRL. But my plane in AH usually has a few thousand pounds less ordnance. :airplane:
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GNucks you dont bring 20 other peope to a base with all lancs and 4 goons and carpet the town to take it down? Then ditch out if people swarm up at you??
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GNucks you dont bring 20 other peope to a base with all lancs and 4 goons and carpet the town to take it down? Then ditch out if people swarm up at you??
lol, no. I used to be in the Brigade but I got burned out on jabo. All I really did was bomb hangars and de-ack towns. Got bored of it eventually. Wanted to shoot at planes more often so I moved to the 20th.
Oops, I mean, what's jabo? Is that slang for fencing? Should I leave my phone number in case the Muffintops want to call me with a position?
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lol, no. I used to be in the Brigade but I got burned out on jabo. All I really did was bomb hangars and de-ack towns. Got bored of it eventually. Wanted to shoot at planes more often so I moved to the 20th.
Oops, I mean, what's jabo? Is that slang for fencing? Should I leave my phone number in case the Muffintops want to call me with a position?
so your name was vgnucks? sounds like vaginucks :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl. sorry man I couldnt help it :salute.
semp
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GNucks in the 367th, vCOLT in the Brigade, Rebel in the 20th.
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Recently, we hosted a "HO, Gang and Run" competition at the Muffintop Proving Grounds:
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/muffintop-2.png)
Despite being a "two week noob", 12345678 can be seen clearly besting the veteran competition.
BigRat made a formal protest, claiming he was disadvantaged because of the conspicuous lack of Corsair-shaped muffins available for testing.
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LOL my shade wins!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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yes i admit i was mesmerized by the quality and quantity of my chocolate frosting and the sweet Delicious white swirls messed with my gunsite calibration.
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I also have to complain on the lack of blue icing available :furious, If I had blue Icing I would have one :cry
:salute
BigRat
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Recently, we hosted a "HO, Gang and Run" competition at the Muffintop Proving Grounds:
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/muffintop-2.png)
Despite being a "two week noob", 12345678 can be seen clearly besting the veteran competition.
BigRat made a formal protest, claiming he was disadvantaged because of the conspicuous lack of Corsair-shaped muffins available for testing.
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after futher review i have found the Muffintops GV promo, yes i know i wasn't supposed to leak this just yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MsTW-aBvA4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MsTW-aBvA4&feature=related)
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why am i always the pink muffin? :mad: :mad:
semp
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Because semp...you are purdy in pink.... :bolt:
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why am i always the pink muffin? :mad: :mad:
semp
(http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr285/semperac/IMG00027-20091227-1347.jpg)
Remember posting this pic of the hat you wear your TrackIR on? :neener:
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after futher review i have found the Muffintops GV promo, yes i know i wasn't supposed to leak this just yet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MsTW-aBvA4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MsTW-aBvA4&feature=related)
That was footage from vulch school. Despite all our efforts, we really aren't very good at it.
One of the disadvantages of only having two people in your horde squad. :)
I also have to complain on the lack of blue icing available :furious, If I had blue Icing I would have one :cry
:salute
BigRat
You sir, made many demands the day you stormed out. Blueberry icing was one thing, but having a 10K alt advantage for every test was not going to happen. And trying to secretly install uberflaps on your muffin? For shame. :(
P.S. In that particular context, it should be spelled won - not one. ;)
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(http://i492.photobucket.com/albums/rr285/semperac/IMG00027-20091227-1347.jpg)
Remember posting this pic of the hat you wear your TrackIR on? :neener:
Hmmm pink hat, pink icing, He's a Pig (pink) his Muffintop code name is Sprinkles and well, he is from CaliForNia. do i need to continue here? It's ok.... Semp is a truly great guy, he's funny after a couple beers on Vox lol
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Semp claims to be from California, but his Canadian accent betrays him. The yodeling is a dead giveaway.
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I thought it was Jamacian .....L)(L
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I am German you idiots. and cal that pics was from when I was younger, I needed the money :D.
and yes I did answer the door one time with that hat on for the pizza delivery girl. she thought I was cute.
semp
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You sir, made many demands the day you stormed out. Blueberry icing was one thing, but having a 10K alt advantage for every test was not going to happen. And trying to secretly install uberflaps on your muffin? For shame. :(
P.S. In that particular context, it should be spelled won - not one. ;)
DOH! I think I'll go hide in shame for a while........................ ....OK, I'm back :aok
:salute
BigRat
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I am German you idiots. and cal that pics was from when I was younger, I needed the money :D.
and yes I did answer the door one time with that hat on for the pizza delivery girl. she thought I was cute.
semp
Was that the pizza delivery gurl that looked like this????
(http://www.tollbooth.org/2006/creviews/rosie2.jpg)
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Was that the pizza delivery gurl that looked like this????
(http://www.tollbooth.org/2006/creviews/rosie2.jpg)
no the one who came was ugly.
semp