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what are the best ways to payback a fellow human that has caused u harm?
legal please...
can u send virus?
can i put his house up for sale?
just wondering..
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but my first guess would be not to post your intent on the www
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All the really good ones are illegal or even criminal.
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Of course it`s illegal... but if you have his/her email, and (s)he uses Microshaft Windows, you`re set for it.
Outlook makes it even easier. Try a html mail with an embedded xml document that has a html document embedded that contains JavaScript... you should be able to do anything, at least under MSXML4 library.
I did not post this.
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I prefer the old: Walk up to him and kick his bellybutton approach. Of course, this only works if you have some sort of info or somethng you could further do to him... thus avoiding litigation.
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no.1 call up america's most wanted ... tell them you think you
saw this guy here (give them the addy) .
no.2 tell all the local biker gangs that theres an all you can drink party here (give them the addy).
no.3 let it slip to the right agency that this guy has been making bootleg music cd's off of the internet and selling them for a buck.
no.4 post pics of his wife all over the internet (i recommend a good paint program be used 1st).
no.5 use their office e-mail addy and sign him up for all the spam/pron sites.
no.6 have a girlfriend call his house . ( you know what to have her say when his wife answers)
no.7 put his phone number in all the local personal adds( m seeking m).
no.8 the ole stuff the potato up the tail pipe does wonders.
search the internet for more idea's and carry them out decreatly.:rolleyes:
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hahahah
super glue where he sticks the car key if he doesn't have remote
sugar in the gas tank
legally...dunno, say that you think he's engaging in terrorist activities.
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Put a personal add looking for a same-sex partner in some local paper. Be sure to put their phone number in the add.
SWM looking for same. Must be drug, disease free. I enjoy walks in the park, candlelight dinners and spooning -- you should too. Call me at 512-892-6958 and ask for Fatty to see if we can make a love connection!
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10 lbs of wild flower seeds in his yard and landscaping is a fun start, cost about 5 bucks.
or call the phone company and say your moving and want your phone number disconected, give his number also do this to cable co.
have 1000 lbs of manure delivered to his house when he is away (pay with cash and give his address to landscaping company well in advance they will never remember your face
now don't get me started I can go on and on ;)
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lmfao...lance....
too funny...legal ones only please...too funny.... i knew uyou guys would be good
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You didn't quite tell us how 'severe' trick you'd like...
"sending" a virus one is very legal, albeit can be very nasty.
I'm talking about the REAL viruses. :D
Problem however is that you should be also infected with the virus and thats not so fun part of it.
(just throwing the virus liquid on the guy isn't quite as legal...)
Perhaps the old trick of putting a potato in the cars exhaust pipe.
A little bit illegal of course, but shouldn't cause any side effects to the car other than being unable to start it, until the stuckage is removed.
Will most likely take a few minutes to find out..
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Have a sex change operation, then plastic surgery. Then seduce him, and then, afterwords tell him that you are really a guy.
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Right off his front walkway, dig small hole roughly 5 inchs in diameter and about 8 - 10 inches deep. Take Permanent Paint hand grenade #1 and remove pin and tie a loose granny knot (tight enough to ensure the restraint of the arming lever) with #4 fishing line and leave the other end free for now. Place Hand grenade #1 into hole you dug before ensuring that spoon is facing up. Cover will loose soil, compact all areas EXCEPT over the arming lever. Take Permanent Paint hand grenade #2 and take the left over fishing line in hole and VERY CAREFULLY tie TIGHTLY and discreetly to the neck of grenade #2. Care should be taken to make this connection tight as the grenade is laid on top of the hole where the first is buried. Now take remaining soil and fill hole to secure the grenade #2 and upon completion take 10 feet of fishing line, and rig a line ACROSS the path of travel of the walkway, approximately 2 to 4 inches high. Ensure the one end tied to the IMMOVABLE object is Higher than the end attached to grenade as this will prevent condensation from forming on the line and thus giving away your surprise. Upon finishing take the end NOT secured to an IMMOVABLE object and tie with a loose granny knot on the top of grenade #2 tight enough that it ensures the restraint of the arming lever when its pin is removed. Remove pin, CAREFULLY. Disguise area to fit into surroundings as best as possible. Notate your placement of said "surprise" and leave area ensuring you are not seen.
At this point you can wait for the "surprise" to detonate, or you can leave the area and watch news or read paper over the next few days. Either way you are bound to get your target or the pizza delivery boy at thte very least. :D
Please NOTE all "hand grenades" are of the none lethal "Paint" hand grenade type available at paint ball fields anywhere and are not intended to permanently disfigure or snuff any one out. :rolleyes:
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Depends on how PO'd you are, and what risks your willing to accept.
Gather dog poop, place in brown paper bag, place on his front step, start bag on fire, ring doorbell.
For added class smear outside doorhandle with bacon grease before lighting.
If he's a next door neighbor, build a fence, a BIG, UGLY, TALL nasty looking fence.
Most citys have very little if any regulation on fences.
(Could build it out of car doors if thats what turns your crank)
If he has a pet, call the cops every time you see it loose/out of its yeard. Just tell the police the address of the person it belongs to.
Dunno about you but its a 100$ fine every time you get a complaint about a loose dog where I live.
Just sit down, cool off, take the white heat off your anger. Revenge is a dish best served cold, cool, & calculating.
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If you are not physically intimidated by the person, it's always fun to find them in a public place, then just point at them and laugh.
-Sik
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Originally posted by Hortlund
Have a sex change operation, then plastic surgery. Then seduce him, and then, afterwords tell him that you are really a guy.
ROFL! Perfect! Legal, and humiliating. This could easily be a movie lol.
-Sik
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Oh...
If you are really interested in revenge, do an amazon or google search on George Hayduke. There are some very creative (legal and illegal) ideas that he can wisper in your ear.
-Sik
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Originally posted by Ghosth
If he has a pet, call the cops every time you see it loose/out of its yeard. Just tell the police the address of the person it belongs to.
Dunno about you but its a 100$ fine every time you get a complaint about a loose dog where I live.
Uh.. without the officials seeing the same?
Isn't that criminating the persons rights, if he can be fined based on one's phone call
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This is if you live or work around this person:
Go to the local hunting supply store and pick up some Doe urine or Fox urine and drop a few drops on the pillow or chair every few days.
The smell will come on gradually and be hard to track down.
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Why don't you grow a pair and confront him or... simply get 80 maw to go with you..
Geeze.. get a life. I can just imagine you saying "ok bud... now YOU are on my list!"
You want revenge? Live well.
lazs
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Lazs is on the money, you might even try a little forgiveness?
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BGB, kill them with kindness...they'll suspect you're up to something and be paranoid...thats good for hidden stress factors that will most likely lead to health problems long term.
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well maybe I was expecting too much from a maw so...
When I was a lot younger and on drugs we used to have a pretty funny one that we used... find another enemy "on your list", kill him and put him in the trunk of the car of the new enemy.
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
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Mail slots are your friend! Hoses, water balloons filled with urine, dog crap, and other things can be shot/slipped through in a jiffy!
Epoxy in any lock is always a great ratings grabber.
Collect (or make) containers that have "explosive", "chemical waste" or similar markings on 'em. Several of these next to the idiot's garbage can will alert the pick-up crews to a local lunatic.
Does he/she hate cats? Any trees around? Tie a large fish to an over-hanging tree limb, preferably under the bedroom window.
A few crickets inserted into a garage can drive anyone outa their mind.
Have a paint-ball gun? Suck the paint out with a syringe and replace it with Hershey squirts, chicken liquid, or any other choice of stinky/maddening liquids.
Place a classified add in the paper announcing "must move for new job! giant house-clearing sale!" along with the goober's address. Set it to begin around 6am on a Saturday, right when the poor snot is crawling outa bed.
Cans of insulation foam can wreak all kinds of havoc! Especially that tire-filler stuff.
Window-mounted AC units usually have a drain plate/pipe. Bubblegum can easily stop this up, and odds are the sorry putz won't even notice the over-flow.
:D Enjoy!
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
what are the best ways to payback a fellow human that has caused u harm?
File a lawsuit. That's why we have courts.
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
what are the best ways to payback a fellow human that has caused u harm?
How has this fellow human caused you harm? You're getting all this free advice - be a good sport and tell us a story!
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Have a long and a good life.......
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Buy him half a reroof on his house. Pay for the tear off he can can buy the other half.
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Put a piece of plastic in his gas tank. By the time he figures out why his car stops running every now and then, it should cost him big.
Wait till he leaves for vacation and put a live chicken in his house.
Dump a thousand red ants in his basement.
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bgb... is your avatar crying?
lazs
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You MAWs are all silly
Just call the A-Team, sucker!
(http://www.ateamshrine.co.uk/gallery/pub12.jpg)
:D :p :)
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boy... MT sure looked silly back in those days eh? No wonder he has back and neck problems now.
lazs
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- Get a paper bag
- Fill it with dog poop
- Put it on his doorstep
- Set Fire to it (the bag, not the doorstep)
- Ring the doorbell
- Hide in a bush
- Watch and laugh
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oh, and what did he do to make you want to get revenge?
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lolol ok..i like A-Team...IM GONNA GET U SUKA
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lolol ok..i like A-Team...IM GONNA GET U SUKA
ICE...hehe would love to take off his brand new roof
some u guys....hmmm i would never go to jail over this shmuk
BNash..just cause i enjoy ur artwork..il say one thing...
the legal side is already goin..but doesnt cause him much harm...company does ..
so....hes getn soimthn good....its been a few moinths now....revenges is getn cold now..hehehe:cool:
umm thx for some help..feel free to ad more
and urine boms??? humm are you a soccer fan??..lolol
BiGB
xoxo
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In his name, subscribe to the most skanky porn magazine you can find (gay is best) and have it delivered to his office. A year of monthly revenge for one low price.
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Go to the local auto store and buy one quart of brake fluid.
Go to the local hardware store and buy one small ( 1" to 2" ) paint brush.
'Write' your favorite slurs or curse words on the hood, deck lid, and down both sides of his car using the paintbrush to apply brake fluid.
Next time he goes to wash off his car (or to specifically the brake fluid), it will neatly remove the paint (just where you painted) all the way down to the primer.
Its so funny to see someone drive buy with large 2ft high letters on the side of their car spelling " stunninghunk" !!!
Just dont' get caught or YOU will be paying the $5k plus to get their car repainted. ;)
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bgb.. I think you are on the wrong board. This one has mostly men. You need to go to a female oriented board to get some hints on really cowardly sneaky stuff. Then of course, you need to sink to that level.
lazs
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"Best Legal Revenge Tactics?"
My puerile and obtuse friend the answer is simple. Just convince him (or her) to buy a large quantity of iEN stock.
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Lazs is on the money, you might even try a little forgiveness?
forgiveness is definitely the way to go. if you are having a hard time forgiving him, this might help. I tend to find it much easier to forgive someone while standing on his throat.
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sneak to his dryer exhaust at night and stuff 3-4 pieces of bologna down the hose.
the heat from the dryer will help it rot faster, and animals will come looking for the tasty treat.
oh yeah the smell in the basement will be retching and almost impossible to find. :D
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get your hands on some cow bones and bury or hide them in his back yard. when animals turn them up call the police and tell them you saw what looks like human remains in his backyard.
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Originally posted by Hortlund
Have a sex change operation, then plastic surgery. Then seduce him, and then, afterwords tell him that you are really a guy.
LOL!! Sick, but a good one :D
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find him a wife
dmdmax
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lok..for you little sissies...
Forgiveness..lmfao..you panty waist liberal..cork smoking fruit loops...
And..again..N(OTHING ILLEGAL sheesh..i told you going to jail and or paying fines is not going to happen...
btw lazs..you suk camel balls..get out of my thread..
Is therree away to ban cuddlinghunksess from your threads..that means you..Dixon Cornholer
Love
BiGB
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
lok..for you little sissies...
Forgiveness..lmfao..you panty waist liberal..cork smoking fruit loops...
Love
BiGB
"forgive us as we forgive others"
good line to remember, you may need some forgiveness one of these days
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Stealth assasin.
Its not illegal because no one will ever find out you are involved.
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
what are the best ways to payback a fellow human that has caused u harm?
Sue him.
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Originally posted by AKIron
Lazs is on the money, you might even try a little forgiveness?
I think Lazs is on the money with his latest suggestion instead. Get advice from a woman on this. If they want to play hardball, it's frightening how their minds can work.
This thread reminded me of what my pals and I did sometimes when we were kids. It's awful... ridiculously awful and I aint proud of it at all... we were pretty young (11 or under) if that's any kind of mitigating factor at all.
It's pretty simple. "Borrow" two metal trash cans that people use for garbage day, and bring along some string. Set up shop at night on a narrow side street, placing the cans between the parked cars on either side of the street. Tie them together with the string, find a close bush to observe from and wait.
When the unsuspecting car drives through your trap, it carries the string forward causing the cans to swiftly collapse in on both sides of the car with a tremendous BOOM! Quite the pyrotechnic show with the sparks as well. The sides of the car... uh, ...whew. :eek:
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yeah bgb... you need to listen to women and liberals if you want to do sissie little girl reventge stuff... not surprised you talk about cornholing in the same breath.
grow a pair and confront the guy you are so afraid of.
lazs
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Oh.. and if you decide to take some of these girls advise.... don't get caught or the guy you are sneaking around on with your sissy little "revenge" tactics will kick the crap outta ya and make you cry in front of everyone.
lazs
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just break him nose :D
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Some clever ideas here... what a bunch of lily-livered rutabagas.
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Revenge is for God and little kids.
I've been able to work anger out of my system by taking up a sport and concentrating on that. You could take Karate or something, and that might help.:)
No doubt, I've felt like doing something at times, but never have. Ya gotta ask yourself whether it's worth it. You get caught and it brings dishonor on the family name. Even if you aren't caught, you'll feel bad about it later for being a sneaky coward (if you have a conscience), like Lazs said.
The only thing I can think of that would justify revenge, would be if someone murdered or raped a family member. Then I would go to prison if I got my hands on them.
The Italians have a saying:
The best revenge is to live well.
And the best way to forget about revenge, is to have something good happen that makes you forget about it, f.g win the lottery, get laid, get a promotion at work, etc...
Les
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hey...im not asking for a fuking sermon...
lmfao...i want good stuff..not some Golly-gee mormon-later day jahovah witness budda peace on earth forgive bullsht
save it...
trust me...this guy is a piece of corn in my feces...
but i will laff my bellybutton off when he gets a **** sandwich...
so save all your preachn.....siisies...
you fuk with me?...you gonna bleed too..i aint no bicth.
please feel free to leave any suggestion on great revenge tactics...of course all legal..(fringe ok for laffs)
again..preachers,,,,save it...your preach'n to the devil...and im going to eat your dog
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Have a girl friend call his house and leave sexy messages..
Only works if the guy is married....
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be carefull BGB... if the guy catches you he will beat the crap outta ya it sounds like. You could allways yell insults at him from half a block away and then run like hell. Preachy enough for ya?
lazs
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lol tojo..i like tht 1,,,
lazy poo...
if someone phyiscialy threatens me...and im unaible to "handle" him with my fists ....i always carry "non-lethal" devices on my body...So..pleasew stop dreaming of me "wrestling" with another man...sheesh
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bgb... I never mentioned "wrestling with another man" so... you must have been just projecting... not that there is anything wrong with that... your personal life is your own. I think you should sneak around and hope you don't get caught and hurt/embarassed... even then, if he does catch you... hopefully the mean man who is bothering you won't make you eat your "non leathal weapons".
one thing for sure... you don't want to get into a battle of wits with the guy.... whoever he or she is.
lazs
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You talk pretty tough BGB, If you insist on holding a grudge you ought to confront the guy face to face. If you aren't man enough to do that you ought to drop it as you'll likely suffer grief over it.
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yep iron... you seem to put it a little better than I did but I doubt he will get it even at that.
lazs
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
what are the best ways to payback a fellow human that has caused u harm?
legal please...
can u send virus?
can i put his house up for sale?
just wondering..
The best thing to do is to forgive them and avoid their company if necessary.
"Vengence is mine sayeth the Lord"
Read Romans 12 versus 20 and 21....there is power in these words....I know from personal experience.
:)
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BGB be a man and piss on his hub caps and then you get me a paper bag, we go to his door step and set the bag on fire... you ring the doorbell and run. When he comes out to step on the fire I jump out and ..
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_50_1053113348.jpg)
POOP ON HIM !!!
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lol mac,
OH AND PUT THAT PICTURE TO LAZS PLEASE.. FOR ME TO POOP ON..
again ..get the fuk out of here with the godam preaching...
im asking simple question...keep yoursissy sht out of here..puke stinkin hippies...lolol
you have no idea what this person has done...i will never see him again...but someday he will receive a gift of ****(sheit) somehow
and im just lookn for good ideas..
lazs stop dreaming of me and somew guy "fighting" or wrestling...this is not the rainbow BB's.....i know you live close to San "Fran" err the gay bay..but sheesh...leave this posts alone
i would physically pumel this guy...but i do not, want not and need not to cause pain.....
eye for an eye....no less ..no more..
and iron....lmfao...
rude....read BiGBs American verse 9 , line 4
kill them all ..then let the"lord" sort it out
Love
BiGB
xoxo
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Originally posted by lazs2
well maybe I was expecting too much from a maw so...
When I was a lot younger and on drugs we used to have a pretty funny one that we used... find another enemy "on your list", kill him and put him in the trunk of the car of the new enemy.
lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's
Lazs is really Henry Hill?!
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yep.. can't win... if you tell bgb to be a man and face the guy he calls you a sissy hippie. if you tell him to get revenge he crys that it is illeagal and he might get in trouble... waaaaaaa.
he want's to sneak around like a girl... not get caught or, if he does, not be held responsible. I would say the guy has allready won anyway... bgb has him stuck in his head. Bet the guy don't think about ol bgb.
lazs
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I'm bettin' he's got more sense than he's lettin' on here, at least I'm hopin'.
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Why the mystery? What did the guy do, not sit with you at lunch?
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One God BGB....and you ain't him babe:)
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
eye for an eye....no less ..no more..
"Cast your bread upon the waters and it will return to you tenfold"
This is God's way of saying when you retaliate, you must do so with 10 times the harm done to you. (I mean if his bread does not return to him, you wouldn't be fulfilling God's promise would you?)
Sorry for the preaching...
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like that one holden..thx:)
lazs and ur wrong..im asking for legal revenge tactics..you have none that you have posted..so please go find a furballl somewhere..
funny how in this whole thing u post so many without one good idea...you are a waste of web space
the guy fuked w/ my finances...his company is paying fines now..but he needs to pay himself... very simple....
jesus how hard is it to respond to a question...
Best legal revenge tactics...?
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Although this takes time to set up the results are spectacular, and perfectly legal, maybe. Again this is a logistic puzzle. but worth it...
First set a date in the near future, a month or so, prefreably a Saturday mid morning.
Next comb the yellow pages for services that offer "free estimates": suggestions include house siding, landscapers, roofers, cable companies, contractors.
Take a good couple of days and call them asking for "free estimates" at the addy of your target on the day and hour you picked above. You need at least 50 to make a good showing, over 100 is genius. Use a pay phone if you are too parinoid about phone number coming up on ID or somthing...but doing this well in advance will mask your true id. On D day call the local fire and police number to alert them to strange amount of traffic at target addy as well as local TV news, and at least 10 pizza delivery boys.
Laugh your bellybutton off
For a longer term effect:
Go to local supermarket magazine shelf
Take out all the subscription, no postage necessary postcards out with gloves if paranoid. Get at least 100.
Fill in target addy with left hand, and gloves if paranoid. post from boxes throughout the city.
Trust me, it takes months to "unsubscribe" and the level of junk mail goes through the roof.
If you need more....
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If it is financial then you have legal recourse.
lazs
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Originally posted by BGBMAW
like that one holden..thx:)
lazs and ur wrong..im asking for legal revenge tactics..you have none that you have posted..so please go find a furballl somewhere..
funny how in this whole thing u post so many without one good idea...you are a waste of web space
the guy fuked w/ my finances...his company is paying fines now..but he needs to pay himself... very simple....
jesus how hard is it to respond to a question...
Best legal revenge tactics...?
He fuked with your finances? This is a serious problem, and here's how to solve it. You will need confederates to help carry out your plan. I've given a lot of thought to this. Here's what you do:
Attend a dinner party where the "target" is located, preferably an upscale one. Procure a can of split pea and ham soup beforehand and open it. Conceal the soup can in your jacket.
Next, timing is important. If you want to make a scene, you can "upchuck" the contents of the can in front of the "target." (Being sure to not let anyone see the can.) This takes practice, but will completely shock everyone there, especially when your buddies who are standing around, drop down and start licking up and eating the "vomit."
Can't say what would happen after that. But it would be legal. You could take revenge, shock the hell out of people, and be feared at the same time. Who could ask for more?
Either way, it would be very funny...if you had the guts to do it.:) The guy you wanted revenge on would think you're insane, and would never fuk with you again.;)
Les
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Originally posted by Leslie
The guy you wanted revenge on would think you're insane, and would never fuk with you again.;)
Les
I think you're insane just for thinking that up. ;)
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"Bull" Meacham did that in The Great Santini .
Les
:D
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lolol ok..now u guys are getn good...
the fukn w/ my finances is being taken care of ..but its his employers that are paying..not him...
and jezzy...that is good..i agree takes time ..but its good..
leslie..omg....i yhink ill pass on that one...heheh
"fairys wear boots"
lolol
Salute
BiGB