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Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: eskimo2 on January 01, 2003, 11:43:34 PM

With all of the AH related songs that have been written lately, HiTech himself became inspired and decided to take a shot at it.  I can’t tell you how I came across this, but clearly it’s HiTech’s work.

“I RITE THE COADS”    
by HiTech  (Sung to Berry Manelo’s “I RITE THE SONGS”)

I've ben a-live for-ev-er,
and I rote the var-y furst coad.
I put the wuns and the zeros to-geth-er,
I’m coad-munkey, and I rite the coads.

I rite the coads__that make the HO dweebs sting.
I rite the coads__of buffs and Kurt Tank’s wings.        
I rite the coads_ that mayk the spit gurls fly.
I rite the coads,__I rite the coads.

“Mye 190’s got a porked front veiw,”   
“and your 109’s have got no soul.”
Now, wen I listen two these Luftwhiner cries
I think these complaynts are gitting vary old.

I rite the coads__that make the HO dweebs sting.
I rite the coads__of buffs and Kurt Tank’s wings.
I rite the coads_ that mayk the spit gurls cry.
I rite the coads,__I rite the coads.

Oh, my coads make El-Gays dance__and give slow Stangs no chance,
And I wrote some Yaw 'n' Roll___so you__ can move.
Mustangs fil your hart,__ well, I fixed the El-Gays to rip-em-apart.
Bytes frum me, hits for you, bytes frum you, hits on me,
it's a wirld of fried Sim-Ponies.

I rite the coads__that make the HO dweebs sting.
I rite the coads__of buffs and Kurt Tank’s wings.
I rite the coads_ that mayk the spit gurls fly.
I rite the coads,__I rite the coads.
I’m coad-munkey, and I rite the coads.

eskimo

Title: Re: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: culero on January 01, 2003, 11:49:06 PM

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Originally posted by eskimo2
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I can’t tell you how I came across this, but clearly it’s HiTech’s work.

Nope, disagree - the mis-spellings are too consistent...HT's are much more random :)

culero (thinks chaos and artistry are related somehow)

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Shane on January 01, 2003, 11:50:53 PM

lol.  bravo!

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: SOB on January 02, 2003, 01:30:56 AM

That's just not funny.  You're singling HT out for persecution and humiliation.  I suppose next you'll be coming up with a derogatory name to associate with him and anyone like him.  You're a bad person, Eskimo.


SOB

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Shane on January 02, 2003, 01:35:00 AM

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Originally posted by SOB
That's just not funny.  You're singling HT out for persecution and humiliation.  I suppose next you'll be coming up with a derogatory name to associate with him and anyone like him.  You're a bad person, Eskimo.
SOB

shaddap fanboi!!

:D

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Aub on January 02, 2003, 01:55:35 AM

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Originally posted by Shane
shaddap fanboi!!

:D

Shutup, fanboi-whiner

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Curval on January 02, 2003, 06:41:36 AM

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Originally posted by SOB
I suppose next you'll be coming up with a derogatory name to associate with him and anyone like him. SOB

Codewobble, codewhiner, codewiennie?

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Tumor on January 02, 2003, 08:43:00 AM

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Originally posted by Aub
Shutup, fanboi-whiner

Shaddap girlyman fanboy whiney farhkin bastige!!

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Curval on January 02, 2003, 08:52:07 AM

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Originally posted by Tumor
Shaddap girlyman fanboy whiney farhkin bastige!!

When is the "I know you are but what am I" game going to start?

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Eagler on January 02, 2003, 09:14:54 AM

what's a "coads"? :)

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Lone Wolf on January 02, 2003, 10:02:28 AM

Some rendition of this MUST be included in this years banquet at the con-preferably sung by HT  :>
LW

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Wlfgng on January 02, 2003, 10:10:13 AM

it needs wurk first

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: AKIron on January 02, 2003, 10:11:29 AM

hehe - that was great :D

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Sandman on January 02, 2003, 10:18:48 AM

I dong et it.

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: lord dolf vader on January 02, 2003, 10:37:21 AM

i steel dont get it?

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: eskimo2 on January 02, 2003, 11:11:35 AM

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Originally posted by Eagler
what's a "coads"? :)

Oa makes a long o sound.

Coad = code.

eskimo

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: Alpo on January 02, 2003, 08:06:45 PM

Is it just me that finds it just a little bit disturbing that Eskimo KNOWS Barry Manilow music and lyrics well enough to make a parody of it??  :eek:


:D

Title: “I RITE THE COADS”, a song by HiTech;
Post by: wetrat on January 02, 2003, 11:08:49 PM

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Originally posted by SOB
That's just not funny.  You're singling HT out for persecution and humiliation.  I suppose next you'll be coming up with a derogatory name to associate with him and anyone like him.  You're a bad person, Eskimo.


SOB

check the mirror, SOB.. I think there's a little brown spot on your nose.

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and bravo, eskimo :)