Originally posted by Skuzzy
ROFLMBO!!!!!!
To be continued
Originally posted by TalonX
.....................I was surprised to learn Waffle is deaf. It makes his soundpak that much more impressive.
:rofl
Originally posted by Meatwad
OMFG :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
I stood and went to the window, at least the view was nice, trees, flowers, a monitor sailing through the air... "What have I gotten myself into?" I thought.
Originally posted by ROC
Well? It's been stickied, where's the beef?
Originally posted by Simaril
There just has to be something coming about collision complaints and programmers frothing at the mouth...
Originally posted by mussie
"Look Pyro is a real nice guy, but...
Originally posted by Skuzzy
This is brilliant. Simply brilliant! :rofl
Originally posted by Skuzzy
This is brilliant. Simply brilliant! :rofl
Originally posted by mussie
Part 4
Carrie looked me straight in the eye, took a breath and said "For JB88..."
To be continued
The author would like to thank JB88 for the "I Shot Down Waffle Twice Today" Thread and the artwork contained with in....
Cause he was plum outta ideas and cant draw anything more than stick figures
"Yeah he's replied to so many collision threads over the years, that he mind sorta reboots anytime he hears the word RAM, he ends up on the floor in the foetal position rocking back and forth, the tapping was his head hitting the wall in the office next door..." he replied "For some reason he still picks up the phone though"
Originally posted by mussie
I fell to the ground in a shower of shattered liquid crystal and from my grassy vantage point I saw Pyro run to the window, For a second I thought he was worried, but then he held up a hand written sign
Superfly <--- Owns YOU
Before he collapsed into an hysterical heap on the office floor.....
Originally posted by mussie
Superfly <--- Owns YOU
Originally posted by chancevought
I hear "The Door's" song "this is the End" playing in the background..... as he finally meets HiTech. Sittin in a dark room is Marlon Brando (as HiTech) reading "The Hollow Men" into a reel to reel. We jus need Francis Ford Coppolla to adapt this to film.....
Am I close Mussie?? Nice work so far...I'm hooked!!!
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump :D
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump :D
Originally posted by mussie
Thanks again for the comments everyone
I hope to have Part 8 "Project CT" Up by the end of the day....
Originally posted by REP0MAN
The end is near
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump :D
Originally posted by mussie
Sorry everyone....
I am not happy with the current version of part 8 and need to rework it
Bear with me on this one
Originally posted by frank3
LOL (argh! my eyes!) :lol
Let's not hijack this thread guys!
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump
Originally posted by mussie
Thanks again for the comments everyone
I hope to have Part 8 "Project CT" Up by the end of the day....
Originally posted by REP0MAN
This took me all day
(http://home.mindspring.com/~flyingace/pizza/images/pizzerias/pfiff_paper.jpg)
:D
Originally posted by Simaril
Does no one else see the irony of Mussie's section on COMBAT TOUR being delayed while the kinks are worked out?
Originally posted by Dichotomy
wow repo that was beautiful man... can I get a signed copy?
Originally posted by Ghosth
Too SHORT! We want MORE!
Come on you Slacker, WRITE!
Originally posted by REP0MANI know! But I will wait until the thread gets to the bottom again to tell you. :)
Anyone know this guys name, in the movie?
(http://www.magazinequeen.com/images/klumps.JPG)
I think it rhymes with Bump?
:D
Originally posted by E25280
I know! But I will wait until the thread gets to the bottom again to tell you. :)
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump :D
Originally posted by REP0MANCaught it near the bottom, so I guess I should answer . . .
Anyone know this guys name, in the movie?
(http://www.magazinequeen.com/images/klumps.JPG)
I think it rhymes with Bump?
:D
Originally posted by Dichotomy
I know right?
I wonder how many $$ per year this board costs other companies in idle time? ;)
Originally posted by KrustyMaybe you can bump . . . er . . . pump gas?
I've had a wide variety in the past and I know what I'd LIKE but I'm just looking for something that will pay the bills at this point.
Originally posted by REP0MAN
Whoa, close to the bottom of the page here.
Krusty, in >100 posts, you should get some sort of bonus.
10,000 posts dude? Geesh, you do need a job :D
:t
Originally posted by frank3
and it was every 2 minutes!
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Uh, oh. I thought this story was real life. Dang it.
Originally posted by Redlegs
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/383877754_79baa58999.jpg)
Originally posted by Gloves
So what happened to Fluffy?
Originally posted by Redlegs
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/383877754_79baa58999.jpg)
Originally posted by Redlegs
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/383877754_79baa58999.jpg)
Originally posted by mussie
Part 9: The Man Who Knew To Much
...and screamed “Fluffy Nooooooooooooo !!!!”
To be continued
Originally posted by SpikesX
Thanks for digging up a 2 month old thread :confused:
Originally posted by SpikesX
Thanks for digging up a 2 month old thread :confused:
Reading Filths Round Table thread reminded me of a post i made in his original interview a player thread...
I said it was to be continued, so here is Part 1 and Part 2
I hope you enjoy it.
<S>
Filth Interviews HTC
Part 1
Hello everyone, this month I had the chance to interview the man himself..... HiTech.
I travelled to the new office's via P51, I knew that I was close when I found myself being Vulched on landing at Dallas airport, climbing from the wreckage of the old war bird I took the time to hold up a Black sign with "Nice Kill Ya Big Vulch-Tard" written in 70 point white Tahoma font before climbing into Skuzzy's 2006 Lexus IS250
I was mildly embarrassed as I said hello to the Skuzmister only to find Carrie at the wheel. I asked where Skuzzy was as I apologised to her for the mistake and she politely pointed to the rear seat where Skuzzy was furiously working the keyboards of five laptops simultaneously. "Working on network issues I asked". Skuzzy grunted and motioned his head towards Carrie who enlightened me by saying "He is actually moderating the current BK threads".
Pulling away from the fire trucks and the burning wreckage, the furious typing in the back seat momentarily stopped, I saw Skuzzy briefly look out the back window, he returned to his typing pausing only to say "Carrie would be be so kind". She replied with a node in the rear vision mirror and then asked me to pass her bag which was at my feet. From it she pulled a small object that I thought was a dark green apple put it to her mouth and then threw it out the window and up in to the air "what was that I asked ?" "Grenade" she casually replied .
The WTF? expression on my face must have been clear as she again pointed to the back of the car, my confusion as to how a small yet lethal explosive device would help Skuzzy in he efforts was short lived, for behind us the Vulch-Tard was flying low over the runway attempting to up his rank with a GV kill on Lexus. Carrie's timing was perfect, the grenade exploded bringing the Vulchers short flight to an eventful end....
To be continued
Filth Interviews HTC
Part 2
As we arrived at the hallowed grounds to the chants and yells of a protest crowd, I saw that they were almost all women...
"What's going on here ?" I asked
"AH widows" Carrie replied "They tried for a class action suite, but all the Lawyers are busy playing AH".
"Oh" I said "is it safe to get out ? They look awfully angry"
"Don't worry, HiTech told them to stay off the property, or he would give there partners free life time accounts"
I made a mental note to send the missus here later.
Carrie bought the car to a stop and motioned me to wait before getting out.
"I think I had better prepare you for what your going to see in here" Carrie said
"Why ?" I asked
"Well with CT and the arena changes the guys are under a lot of pressure at the moment"
"Yeah I thought they would be, I was surprised that HT agreed to the interview"
"We all were, Just keep in mind that they are all under a lot of pressure please"
"Sure Carrie will do" I said with a smile
Skuzzy climbed out of the back with all five laptops stacked upon each other but with deft agility he still managed to keep tapping away at the one on top, its lid still open. Amongst all the protesters and my trepidation from Carries warning I was still over come with excitement, I was here I was actually... THUNK ... falling to the ground.....
A short while later I found myself waking to Carries voice "Real sorry about that" she said "But super lost 5 hours work to a layer bug, He sorta threw the monitor out the window and it sorta landed on your head...".
"Ah no problem" I replied "Just glad it was an LCD and not a C.... " I stopped mid-centance, walking towards me was Pyro I had to blink at what he was carrying over his right shoulder it looked like an AK-47, Pyro stopped infront of me, I glanced at Carrie and she put her finger to her lips silently telling me to say nothing.
"So your here to interview HT ?" he said
I stood, holding out my hand I replied "Yeah I am really excited top be here"
Pyro looked at my hand and with a friendly yet somewhat maniacal grin said "I wont shake your hand at the moment, you know gun grease and all"
"Yeah no problem" I said as I involuntarily released a nervous chuckle
"What's you BBS name" he asked.
As I replied Pyro pulled a small black notebook from his pocket and started to flip through it
"Well you not on the list, that's good"
"List ?" I enquired
"Oh its nothing, just wanted to know if I should be getting the cleaning kit out for Betsy here, but I guess I wont be needing it today"
Carrie stepped forward and said "Come with me, we'll get you a coffee and biscuit while you pull yourself together" she led me to a small nicely furnished lunch room "By the way don't mention Pyro's.. Um... toy"
"Its not loaded.... is it" I asked
"Well that depends on how many threads he has read today" she sighed and almost to herself she said "We go through a lot of monitors here"
"Oh !" I replied meekly as I began to wonder if I should postpone the interview to a less hectic date...
To be continued
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
could make that into a short story or comic and sell it to players lol
Why do some of the posts on boards have lines through the text ??? Anyone else have this problem ?
Why do some of the posts on boards have lines through the text ??? Anyone else have this problem ?