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Title: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: dirtdart on April 20, 2012, 07:32:06 AM
So there I was, knee deep in hand grenade pins, out of ammo, with a bent bayonet.....

I went to take my son to boy scouts last night, so I up a 29, 1.2 zillion sectors from anything, and take the boy to his meeting.  I come back, expecting to be pleasantly cruising at 25-28k (based on time).  All I see is tower.  My seven year old daughter comes over and says...."Dad, your airplane crashed". 

So, I turn the game off, open film viewer to see who the lethal afk killer is and find my plane in some form of a deep stall.  Well, I keep indexing, looking for the entrance to the stall, and there it is....

I see my mic cue up and I hear a little voice, then I see the throttles going back and forth, and the wheel moving around.  Well, Apparently a B29 at nearly 30K can't go into a spin (12K bombs, 100 fuel) and then recover with max throttle and max control inputs.  Also, as the airplane breaks into a long tube, it still cannot fly, again, I swear. 

I humbly request my 103 perkies back because your undermodeling of the B29 has resulted in an airplane that cannot be flown by a seven year old girl. 
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Lusche on April 20, 2012, 07:38:25 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Noir on April 20, 2012, 07:40:56 AM
 :D We should create a KFC (Kindergarten fighting club).
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: uptown on April 20, 2012, 08:04:04 AM
SYSTEM: You have been shot down by KIDACK
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: zack1234 on April 20, 2012, 08:10:38 AM
 :rofl

Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Chilli on April 20, 2012, 08:29:39 AM
 :lol  It would have been priceless to see her expression when the big CRASH!!! BANG!!!!   :uhoh plane pancaked  :bolt:
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: clerick on April 20, 2012, 08:31:52 AM
:D We should create a KFC (Kindergarten fighting club).

contact vDALLAS for admission.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: lulu on April 20, 2012, 08:33:12 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: BowHTR on April 20, 2012, 08:42:02 AM
contact vDALLAS for admission.

how original
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: FLS on April 20, 2012, 08:45:13 AM
Dirtdart this is not a problem this is an opportunity for a teaching moment.  Explain to your seven year old daughter that she must fly your account until she replaces all of your lost perkies.   :D
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: AKP on April 20, 2012, 08:51:04 AM
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/woosle_2006/Daddys_Plane.jpg)
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Shuffler on April 20, 2012, 09:09:09 AM
Enjoy these times as they grow up before you know it. Great little story for the family and a film to save for years to come.  :aok
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Dragon on April 20, 2012, 09:22:47 AM
(http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l273/woosle_2006/Daddys_Plane.jpg)

 :aok
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: dirtdart on April 20, 2012, 09:41:56 AM
Yeah, what made it really funny was that she was so non-chalant about the whole thing, again why HT owes me my perks back ( :pray).  Your plane crashed.  Meaning, it is inferior in design because it can't handle the raw awesomeness of a seven year old princess. 
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Tilt on April 20, 2012, 09:45:24 AM
eeeeeerrrrrrr Daddy"...................

A kill has been recorded..............


<EG>
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Silent6 on April 20, 2012, 09:57:36 AM
I barely ever log in but this one was just too funny! Thanks for sharing!  :lol
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: matt on April 20, 2012, 10:03:02 AM
Sounds like shes waiting for the next chance to dirtdart when your gone :D
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Post by: Wiley on April 20, 2012, 10:05:53 AM
 :lol Hmm...  Possibly a market for a childproof joystick... wait, I said that out loud.  Hey!  What's that over there? *runs off to patent office*

Wiley.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: B4Buster on April 20, 2012, 10:07:33 AM
 :rofl
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Post by: Bruv119 on April 20, 2012, 10:10:53 AM
I wondered what that screechy squeaking sound was coming from your mic only blipped up twice but could have mistaken for your daughter.

I can also not be held responsible if she put your headphones on and heard any few members cussing!!    :aok
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: dirtdart on April 20, 2012, 10:21:00 AM
Well you guys only speak english english anyway, so likely she could not understand because she only speaks American.   :x
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Banshee7 on April 20, 2012, 10:25:05 AM
Might as well get her an account.  Sounds like she flies just as well me, if not better....AND can keep straight face  :D
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: waystin2 on April 20, 2012, 10:27:25 AM
Oh my 7 year old has done the same!  Gotta love them!!! :D :lol
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: danny76 on April 20, 2012, 11:06:21 AM
 :lol :lol :lol :lol :aok Outstanding

(http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu108/metallldan/pilot.jpg)
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: ALFAMEGA51 on April 20, 2012, 11:15:39 AM
 :rofl :rofl :lol
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Volron on April 20, 2012, 11:36:11 AM
I think it's a good thing she is interested enough to try. :aok  Maybe it's time you actually taught her? :D  Grab a Spitfire and let her have at it, or a plane that is easier to fly?  Is there something we have that is just as docile or more so than the Spitfire?  I'm honestly drawing a blank at them moment... :o
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: danny76 on April 20, 2012, 11:38:34 AM
Brew? :airplane: :joystick:
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Noir on April 20, 2012, 11:41:16 AM
something with a big trigger time, like a N1K or a hellcat
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Daddkev on April 20, 2012, 11:51:10 AM
 :x :x :x My kids fly better than me all the time.  :huh :huh :huh :airplane:
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: lunatic1 on April 20, 2012, 12:17:56 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: dirtdart on April 20, 2012, 12:26:00 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/574632_10150725535097949_700532948_9738961_1307642592_n.jpg)

The culprit......  

Who knew they made a red ryder in pink, this is the princess at her 7th princess party.  Silat was trying to win her over a while back.... may have put her up to the whole B29 thing.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: JOACH1M on April 20, 2012, 12:30:54 PM
I can also not be held responsible if she put your headphones on and heard any few members cussing!!    :aok
good thing I'm not there so she could hear me flip out on ventrilo.  :lol


As hard as it seems, but I have learned control my anger lately!  :banana:
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: HawkerMKII on April 20, 2012, 12:37:24 PM
Please post film :lol :salute
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: ALFAMEGA51 on April 20, 2012, 12:39:49 PM

good thing I'm not there so she could hear me flip out on ventrilo.  :lol


As hard as it seems, but I have learned control my anger lately!  :banana:
[/quote]  :O   :eek:
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Chilli on April 20, 2012, 12:46:59 PM
LOL, Priceless photo.  You are right it is HiTech's fault nothing that adorable could be to blame.    :lol
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: guncrasher on April 20, 2012, 12:50:03 PM
how original

still funny.  it's like the alt f4 joke.


semp
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: nrshida on April 20, 2012, 12:51:23 PM
 :rofl :rofl  Classic.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: dirtdart on April 20, 2012, 12:52:39 PM
http://www.4shared.com/file/3HdZR4U2/film70.html

Time index 16:40 to 18:00 and change
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Shuffler on April 20, 2012, 01:25:35 PM
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/574632_10150725535097949_700532948_9738961_1307642592_n.jpg)

The culprit......  

Who knew they made a red ryder in pink, this is the princess at her 7th princess party.  Silat was trying to win her over a while back.... may have put her up to the whole B29 thing.

OMG she's even dressing like lew.  :rofl
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: clerick on April 20, 2012, 02:45:11 PM
still funny.  it's like the alt f4 joke.


semp

sheesh, I was being serious.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Shuffler on April 20, 2012, 03:32:39 PM
If we could donate perks..... I'd replace them from mine. Well worth it for the great story.   :lol

Should HiTech see this ....... make it so please. :)
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: lyric1 on April 20, 2012, 03:43:41 PM
 :lol
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Tupac on April 20, 2012, 03:50:59 PM
how original

He's actually being generous, anyone who has received a PM from vDallas knows he has the mental capacity of someone much younger than a kindergartner.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Kingpin on April 20, 2012, 03:51:53 PM
your undermodeling of the B29 has resulted in an airplane that cannot be flown by a seven year old girl.  


I thought that's what Spits were for?        :bolt:


p.s. Classic story, DD.

<S>
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: mbailey on April 20, 2012, 04:30:03 PM
Yeah, what made it really funny was that she was so non-chalant about the whole thing, again why HT owes me my perks back ( :pray).  Your plane crashed.  Meaning, it is inferior in design because it can't handle the raw awesomeness of a seven year old princess.  



 :rofl :rofl :rofl    :aok  WTG Lil' DD

If we could donate perks..... I'd replace them from mine. Well worth it for the great story.   :lol

Should HiTech see this ....... make it so please. :)


AMEN!   Ill put some of mine it the kitty
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: kilz on April 21, 2012, 12:32:49 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Chilli on April 21, 2012, 02:28:22 AM
If HiTech doesn't respond....  I say we organize "OCCUPY B29'S"  :rock  Members will meet and select B29s from all countries at a given time fly to the center of the map and dirtdart them to the ground on command.  Escorts will be Pink Spitfires. 

This will continue until everyone else's bomber perks are reduced by the same amount as DD's.  The only down point:  we won't all have such an adorable accomplice.

 :salute Lil' DD you are now AH Legend.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: BowHTR on April 21, 2012, 12:21:25 PM
still funny.  it's like the alt f4 joke.


semp

I find it childish, like the Alt f4 joke. Yeah its funny, the first couple hundred times.

 
He's actually being generous, anyone who has received a PM from vDallas knows he has the mental capacity of someone much younger than a kindergartner.

But yet everyone gets so worked up over someone that supposedly "has the mental capacity of someone much younger than a kindergartner." Its a game, no need to bash other players, squads, organizations, or groups. If your getting so uptight about one player, take a step outside. Breath the fresh air.


This was in no way directed towards one person.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: LCADolby on April 21, 2012, 12:25:33 PM
 :lol

Unklucky DirtDart
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Ruah on April 21, 2012, 06:51:33 PM
laughing so hard. . .

how sweet!!
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Tupac on April 21, 2012, 09:01:49 PM
I find it childish, like the Alt f4 joke. Yeah its funny, the first couple hundred times.

 
But yet everyone gets so worked up over someone that supposedly "has the mental capacity of someone much younger than a kindergartner." Its a game, no need to bash other players, squads, organizations, or groups. If your getting so uptight about one player, take a step outside. Breath the fresh air.


This was in no way directed towards one person.

For some reason getting a very strongly worded PM about how terrible of a pilot you are tends to leave people with a bad taste in their mouth. Dallas is a joke.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: BowHTR on April 21, 2012, 10:22:37 PM
For some reason getting a very strongly worded PM about how terrible of a pilot you are tends to leave people with a bad taste in their mouth. Dallas is a joke.

How do you think a lot of our members feel when all that they see are rants about our "hording, undefended base takes, ect, ect, ect". It tends to get annoying when everyone bashes a squad but yet, what does this squad do to everyone else? How many squad/players/playing styles do you see us bash? We try to enjoy the game to the best of our ability. If you dont like what someone is doing, then take it up with a mod/admin or report him.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Nathan60 on April 23, 2012, 08:41:39 PM
How do you think a lot of our members feel when all that they see are rants about our "hording, undefended base takes, ect, ect, ect". It tends to get annoying when everyone bashes a squad but yet, what does this squad do to everyone else? How many squad/players/playing styles do you see us bash? We try to enjoy the game to the best of our ability. If you dont like what someone is doing, then take it up with a mod/admin or report him.

you guys fly the way you fly, its not illegal just meek. Stop giving up so easy when you are stopped on your 1st or second wave. As for Dallas I'm sure hes been reported numerous times. Now stop hijacking the thread and get back to the pink red ryder and B29 doom.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: Rob52240 on April 24, 2012, 02:41:56 AM
Set up a webcam and do it again.  Frame the best still and put it on the wall.
Title: Re: Hitech I want my Perks back: Honestly it was not my fault.....
Post by: SWkiljoy on April 24, 2012, 04:02:53 PM
 :lol :aok