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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Apache on August 23, 2001, 10:08:00 AM
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hblair, me & you are bonafide hillbilly's. Lets teach all these hyere yanks how to talk.
lazs, you payin' attention?
Ast. Don't ast me, Ah got no idee.
Awl. That thar Ford shore does burn alot a awl.
Bleeve Ah bleeve in the rat to tote a gun.
Cyst Can ah cyst you ma'am?
Hep Ah can't hep ya. It's bawled over.
Idinit Shore is hot, idinit?
Ovair Retch rat ovair an' fetch me that ranch.
Ranch "See the above"
Saar Lemons is too dang saar!
Sinner That shoppin sinner has a Walmart!
Bob War Hem in dem pigs with this bob war.
Bard He bard my tar arn, now he won't give it back.
Tar Arn Gimme dat tar arn so ah can change this tar.
Shovelay Dadgummit, that shovelay burns more awl than the ford does.
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I can only accept this if you provide proof that you have a mullet.
[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: Pei ]
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A mullet is some kinda yankee critter. Down in these heah parts we just gots farm-raised corn-fed cat.
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The accent is just a little differnt over hern where I live, for instance...
Ah bleeve in the rat to tote a gun.
would be pronounced more like...
Son, ah bleeve in the riot to tote uh gun.
Other than that, it's riot on.
anRky
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LOL! *the sound of dueling banjos in the background*
Down in Texas a mullet is a funny looking, nasty tasting, fish that thinks it can fly.
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[ 08-23-2001: Message edited by: dtango ]
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Originally posted by hblair:
A mullet is some kinda yankee critter. Down in these heah parts we just gots farm-raised corn-fed cat.
You need to come farther south and go to the Mullet Toss festival, hblair! It definitely ain't no yankee critter or yankee party!
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My favorite is "earl" = engine lubricant.
Recently during Fd-Ski's vacation, there was a redneck takeover of Northolt Wing by Ratenp who is from the part of Kentucky where I have some kin.
I will share our 'neck indoctrination material here:
http://www.raf303.org/funked/duelbanjo.mid (http://www.raf303.org/funked/duelbanjo.mid)
http://tealdragon.net/humor/apps/arkansas.htm (http://tealdragon.net/humor/apps/arkansas.htm)
(http://www.raf303.org/funked/gogobottle.gif) (http://www.makersmark.com)
(http://www.raf303.org/funked/bowl.gif) (http://www.grits.com)
(http://www.raf303.org/funked/turnsnuff.gif) (http://www.tobaccosource.com)
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Yeah, you aint lived till ya had grits an squirl brains for breakfast
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i'm always teasing my family for being able to say 'egg' as two syllabuls!
aye-eeg
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My wife's grandfather calls potatos "taters". My brother-in-law and I were kidding him about it a while back. We told him to try to say "potato". After much coaxing he gave it a whirl, he turned red as he was trying to pronounce the word. Total embarrassment, I think he felt like a carpetbagger.
Needless to say, he's back to "tater". :D :eek: :D
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Originally posted by Nifty:
You need to come farther south and go to the Mullet Toss festival, hblair! It definitely ain't no yankee critter or yankee party!
Ever body nose them yanks never gave Florida back after the Cival War. Looks like they brought there pet mallets with them.
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<Tibedeux>Hey Boudreux we got some hillbillys comen get the moon shine!
<broudreux>How bout I get the shotgun instead?
<Savant>Yeah :D
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Yeah, the BK's have about the strangest sounding RW I would recon... For instance I have allready told my life story (and I have had a long an interesting life) in the time it takes apache or drex to drawl out " I bleeve thars one a them thar spitfars fixin ta get on yor six lazs"..
We got em all. Very ecclectic mix. Once we had too many "Bobs" so we changed one of the new guys names to "otis". His family will get him if you call and ask for "otis". true story.
lazs
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Originally posted by Lizard3:
Ever body nose them yanks never gave Florida back after the Cival War. Looks like they brought there pet mallets with them.
ROFL!!! Funny, but... the people that go to the mullet toss are 100% pure redneck! Drink their Busch beer (out of a can!!!) and talk about NASCAR and Alabama/Auburn football games while throwing dead fish on the beach!
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All I have to say is this (http://www.send4fun.com/banjos.htm)
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Originally posted by AN:
The accent is just a little differnt over hern where I live, for instance...
Ah bleeve in the rat to tote a gun.
would be pronounced more like...
Son, ah bleeve in the riot to tote uh gun.
Other than that, it's riot on.
anRky
Did ya know ice oorignally frum Spraangdale (Chickendale)?
I grew up in the part of Arkansas where we thought the movie Deliverance was a documentary.
Rogue out
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I spent some "time" done south of Manson/Nixon Line when I was in the Navy.
Her's sum fer yas.
Benign...What you be, after you be eight
Artery...The study of paintings
Bacteria...Back door to cafeteria
Barium...What doctors do when patients die
Cesarean Section...A neighborhood in Rome
Catscan...Searching for Kitty
Cauterize...Made eye contact with her
Colic...A sheep dog
Coma...A punctuation mark
D&C...Where Washington is
Dilate...To live long
Enema...Not a friend
Fester...Quicker than someone else
Fibula...A small lie
Genital...Non-Jewish person
G.I.Series...World Series of military baseball
Hangnail...What you hang your coat on
Impotent...Distinguished, well known
Labor Pain...Getting hurt at work
Medical Staff...A Doctor's cane
Nitrates...Cheaper than day rates
Morbid...A higher offer
Node...I knew it
Outpatient...A person who has fainted
Pap Smear...A fatherhood test
Pelvis...Second cousin to Elvis
Post Operative...A letter carrier
Recovery Room...Place to do upholstery
Rectum....Damn near killed him
Secretion...Hiding something
Seizure...Roman emperor
Tablet...A small table
Terminal Illness...Getting sick at the airport
Tumor...One plus one more
Urine...Opposite of you're out
Varicose...Near by/close by
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Dadgumit! I thawt Ronni dun keeilt dat UBB bug!
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Seems like a fun way to spend a saturday afternoon - throwing fish that is. I dont think busch beer will fly though.
All the naysayers prolly have twigs for arms. <spits> Someone bash'in nascar?? damn whats wrong with you people!!? Given, its not as fun as the Reno Air Races, but its not a bad time. :D
LaVa
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o yeah nice pics funked 2 outta 3 for me -minus the copenhagen.