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Title: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Skyguns MKII on March 18, 2012, 07:48:50 PM
look what i caught at my cousins wedding today :P
(http://i44.tinypic.com/346828n.jpg)
hope its a good sign for the future.  ;)
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: MK-84 on March 18, 2012, 07:53:51 PM
 :D
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: PFactorDave on March 18, 2012, 07:54:27 PM
I'm a wedding photographer.  At a large percentage of weddings, when the bride tosses the bouquet the ladies all go for it.  When the groom tosses the garter, most of the guys scatter like roaches do when the light goes on.   :rofl
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: MK-84 on March 18, 2012, 07:55:58 PM
I got one of those at a friends wedding too, they litterally threw it directly at me, I think they were making a point or something :uhoh
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Skyguns MKII on March 18, 2012, 07:56:06 PM
I'm a wedding photographer.  At a large percentage of weddings, when the bride tosses the bouquet the ladies all go for it.  When the groom tosses the garter, most of the guys scatter like roaches do when the light goes on.   :rofl

it was comin right at me  :rofl  :D
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Skyguns MKII on March 18, 2012, 07:57:10 PM
I got one of those at a friends wedding too, they litterally threw it directly at me, I think they were making a point or something :uhoh

same, but he threw it standing back toward crowd so...  :lol
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: PFactorDave on March 18, 2012, 07:58:27 PM
it was comin right at me  :rofl  :D

Duck man, duck!   :rofl
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Skyguns MKII on March 18, 2012, 08:00:28 PM
Duck man, duck!   :rofl

it sensed my fear and changed flight pattern!  :lol
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: PFactorDave on March 18, 2012, 08:05:08 PM
it sensed my fear and changed flight pattern!  :lol

Well was the girl her caught the bouquet hot?  You're supposed to dance with her once right after the garter toss.
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Skyguns MKII on March 18, 2012, 08:12:12 PM
Well was the girl her caught the bouquet hot?  You're supposed to dance with her once right after the garter toss.

pretty much ended after the toss. But damn my cuz was a goof getting it off  :rofl... But i enjoyed myself none the less. Right in my hometown...  :)
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Maverick on March 18, 2012, 10:41:40 PM
Well if you couldn't dodge a garter I suppose you must be one of the easiest kills in the game then. Definitely a significant lack of evasive ability.
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: MK-84 on March 18, 2012, 11:15:52 PM
Well if you couldn't dodge a garter I suppose you must be one of the easiest kills in the game then. Definitely a significant lack of evasive ability.

 :rofl
Cant really argue with that

 :uhoh Damn
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: coombz on March 18, 2012, 11:47:52 PM
lol...looking at the picture, I think you're safe...
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Vulcan on March 18, 2012, 11:50:59 PM
you got a little something on your chin that needs wiping off - might be some cake.
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: coombz on March 19, 2012, 12:42:37 AM
you got a little something on your chin that needs wiping off - might be some cake.

you should never go a s s to mouth :old:
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: megadud on March 19, 2012, 01:45:32 AM
maybe you'll catch something at the divorce too  :aok
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Skyguns MKII on March 19, 2012, 09:03:55 AM
you should never go a s s to mouth :old:

Oh my god...  :rolleyes: :rofl
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Skyguns MKII on March 19, 2012, 09:04:38 AM
maybe you'll catch something at the divorce too  :aok

nope, i know them well and this couple is strong  ;)
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Shuffler on March 19, 2012, 09:05:50 AM
This is proof you were the slowest male at the wedding.  :neener:
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Raptor on March 19, 2012, 09:08:14 AM
Also, it is proper etiquette to offer to give the garter back to the bride. Some don't care but some do want it back.
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Post by: VonMessa on March 19, 2012, 09:10:57 AM
I'm a wedding photographer.  At a large percentage of weddings, when the bride tosses the bouquet the ladies all go for it.  When the groom tosses the garter, most of the guys scatter like roaches do when the light goes on.   :rofl

100% correct.  :aok

I'm a DJ and I always tell the guys that they can't catch anything with their hands in their pockets.

I promise them that it's not a hand-grenade and it will not blow-up...    :rofl

Well was the girl her caught the bouquet hot?  You're supposed to dance with her once right after the garter toss.

I always make them put the garter on her, also.  Then I get them to dance and let the girl put the garter on the guy, afterwards.
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Post by: PFactorDave on March 19, 2012, 09:19:19 AM
Also, it is proper etiquette to offer to give the garter back to the bride. Some don't care but some do want it back.

The tradition of offering it back to the bride seems to be slipping away.  People seem to have forgotten about it.  In fact, many brides are wearing two garters now days.  One for tossing and one to keep as a souvenir for themselves that the groom removes later in private.  Just like brides almost never toss their actual bouquet any more, they almost always have a smaller bouquet specifically for tossing.
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: VonMessa on March 19, 2012, 09:19:25 AM
Also, it is proper etiquette to offer to give the garter back to the bride. Some don't care but some do want it back.

I haven't come across one that wanted it back, yet.  Not in 15 + years...  Like Dave said, lots of things are changing.

A lot of traditions are local/regional, as well.

Sometimes I just make stuff up, on the fly, if I am dealing with a bride that is open to suggestions.

Weddings can be a lot of fun, while still retaining some tradition, if done properly.
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: VonMessa on March 19, 2012, 09:21:46 AM
The tradition of offering it back to the bride seems to be slipping away.  People seem to have forgotten about it.  In fact, many brides are wearing two garters now days.  One for tossing and one to keep as a souvenir for themselves that the groom removes later in private.  Just like brides almost never toss their actual bouquet any more, they almost always have a smaller bouquet specifically for tossing.


This is something that I have seen a lot of, recently.

Something else I do is tell the bride (if she is the fun-loving type) to give the girls a pump-fake on the first toss, to see who is REALLY anxious to catch it   :rofl
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: PFactorDave on March 19, 2012, 09:25:33 AM
I haven't come across one that wanted it back, yet.  Not in 15 + years...

A lot of traditions are local/regional, as well.

Sometimes I just make stuff up, on the fly, if I am dealing with a bride that is open to suggestions.

Weddings can be a lot of fun, while still retaining some tradition, if done properly.

I did a wedding a few years ago where the groom did the funniest thing I have ever seen while removing the garter.  He went almost completely under her dress, only his butt and legs were visible.  He had filled his pockets with random objects that nobody knew about.  He started tossing all of these things out from under her dress as he "found" them under there.  There was a spatula, a TV remote, an oven mitt, a sandwich, and quite a few other things.

The whole reception hall was dying with laughter.

Wish you were in my area Von Messa.  A good DJ really makes a reception fun, and makes the photographers job a lot easier.  Unfortunately, there are a lot of really crappy DJs on the wedding circuit.
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: VonMessa on March 19, 2012, 09:39:58 AM
I did a wedding a few years ago where the groom did the funniest thing I have ever seen while removing the garter.  He went almost completely under her dress, only his butt and legs were visible.  He had filled his pockets with random objects that nobody knew about.  He started tossing all of these things out from under her dress as he "found" them under there.  There was a spatula, a TV remote, an oven mitt, a sandwich, and quite a few other things.

The whole reception hall was dying with laughter.

Wish you were in my area Von Messa.  A good DJ really makes a reception fun, and makes the photographers job a lot easier.  Unfortunately, there are a lot of really crappy DJs on the wedding circuit.

Oh, there really are.  I will never bad-mouth a competitor, but there are some real hacks out there.

I always try to get set-up early and make it a priority to coordinate with the photographer about the itinerary, as discussed with the bride, just so they know what is going on and have a chance to get the good shots.

I have seen DJ's that look at the photographer as "competition" of some kind when, in reality, when everyone that is working the wedding is on the same page, it goes much more smoothly and "hiccups" (best man is in the can puking, etc) are more more easily dealt with, and it is not so hectic for all of the working folks, that day.  :aok
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Skyguns MKII on March 19, 2012, 11:31:00 AM
The tradition of offering it back to the bride seems to be slipping away.  People seem to have forgotten about it.  In fact, many brides are wearing two garters now days.  One for tossing and one to keep as a souvenir for themselves that the groom removes later in private.  Just like brides almost never toss their actual bouquet any more, they almost always have a smaller bouquet specifically for tossing.

yup, i offered it back to my cuz, he said keep it  :lol
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: tmetal on March 19, 2012, 11:56:04 AM
Why is this such a problem for us guys? you would think that we could figure out the simple truth of "can't catch anything with your hands in your pockets"  :headscratch:
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: icepac on March 20, 2012, 09:35:09 AM
I've got a couple I didn't return but both girls are now divorced so I believe the time is right.
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: Skyguns MKII on March 20, 2012, 11:23:15 AM
I've got a couple I didn't return but both girls are now divorced so I believe the time is right.

AWW what a pitty...
Title: Re: Well im in for it now...
Post by: VonMessa on March 20, 2012, 02:34:50 PM
I've got a couple I didn't return but both girls are now divorced so I believe the time is right.

Thinking ahead  :aok