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Squadron Forums => Squadrons => Topic started by: RTR on June 28, 2014, 09:55:27 PM
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I'm an old, slow, fat, mediocre pilot looking to fly and have fun.
My resume:
Limited experience:
-2001 thru 2010...small break and it's 2014 already
-If it has wings I can die quite handily in it
-If it has wheels or treads I will die every single time in it
-Have been a squadron CO
-Have fragged my squad mates for chits and giggles
-Have been fragged by my squad mates for same
-Have been a member of other squads ( and yes fragged them too...but it wasn't my fault every time)
My strengths:
-I fly well when sober
My weaknesses
- I am rarely sober when flying
I am available immediately for only a small token price.
**But wait, there's more!**
Act now and you will receive:
-a commitment of at least 2 days a month ( or more or less depending on sobriety and availability)
-a picture of a shiny gold watch (with genuine jewels I might add!)
-one absolutely real picture of yours truly in an authentic WWII Russian skull cap, complete with goggles!
RTR
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With those qualifications I almost want to start a squad just to sign you up.
:cheers:
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Good to see you making a Return!
Look up some of the Boys from Top Gun were a laid back bunch no real requirements other than having fun and flying with great wingmen!
Always fun flying with or against ya RTR! :salute :salute
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Good to see you making a Return!
Look up some of the Boys from Top Gun were a laid back bunch no real requirements other than having fun and flying with great wingmen!
Always fun flying with or against ya RTR! :salute :salute
I am DJango and I approve of this message.
:aok
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My weaknesses
- I am rarely sober when flying
Some fly better when drunk! :old:
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I think he stole Walleye's resume... :banana:
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You are welcome to come fly with the Arabian Knights. We have Monday night squad nights and are extremely active in FSO. Plus, we (well, I) never fly sober, so we'd be a great pair.
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I'm an old, slow, fat, mediocre pilot looking to fly and have fun.
My resume:
Limited experience:
-2001 thru 2010...small break and it's 2014 already
-If it has wings I can die quite handily in it
-If it has wheels or treads I will die every single time in it
-Have been a squadron CO
-Have fragged my squad mates for chits and giggles
-Have been fragged by my squad mates for same
-Have been a member of other squads ( and yes fragged them too...but it wasn't my fault every time)
My strengths:
-I fly well when sober
My weaknesses
- I am rarely sober when flying
I am available immediately for only a small token price.
**But wait, there's more!**
Act now and you will receive:
-a commitment of at least 2 days a month ( or more or less depending on sobriety and availability)
-a picture of a shiny gold watch (with genuine jewels I might add!)
-one absolutely real picture of yours truly in an authentic WWII Russian skull cap, complete with goggles!
RTR
:lol :aok
This post had me laughing for 5 whole minutes.
Consider The Damned! We are...aahhh...umm...er....... interesting? :D Ping TC or Skyyr if ya see 'em.
Thanks again for the belly laughs, RTR....and welcome back! :salute
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Arabian Knights are a great group, I certainly enjoyed my time there. They have previously expressed and interest in you sir, go for it.
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great to see you back RTR!!
drop by the TA some time and we can catch up. :aok
:salute
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Not that my opinion matters but that fragging squaddies thing is a real annoyance if done in a scenario.
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RTR
the 125th are recruiting
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Heya RTR, Bro! Glad ya finally made it back....
you know you will always be Damned, no matter where you are!!!
if you want to come back just let me know, and good luck if you find a new home, just as long as you are in game with all of us, is enough for me!
Cheers
TC
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Heya RTR, Bro! Glad ya finally made it back....
you know you will always be Damned, no matter where you are!!!
if you want to come back just let me know, and good luck if you find a new home, just as long as you are in game with all of us, is enough for me!
Cheers
TC
Hiyas TC :) well, I'll be damned if I'm not!
Where do I sign?
cpid is currently RTR1 (gotta get HTC to remove the 1).
RTR
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Your OP reminds me of a personals ad I always used to joke I was going to post:
Short fat bald guy, chain smoker, heavy drinker seeks same in woman.
;)
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Hey RTR - You are my kind of guy!
If you haven't committed yet - the 56th FG would love to have you. The only prerequisite is you have to do it in a P-47 "most of the time".
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Thanks all, I have re enlisted with the Damned.
They offered me a position as the new beer boy so it's pretty good! (not sure about the tights they want me to wear behind the bar, but hey...it's a start!)
cheers,
RTR