Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Nemisis on September 30, 2009, 08:38:14 PM
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You all get 3 words per posts with the exception of anything like the following example:
And you all
Lol, it made it to 2015.
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And then Scuzzy...
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Spell Skuzzy right!
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Never, you shade...
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Not that again...
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yup. Its back....
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back in black?
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well what else :)?
BTW emoticons don't count as words unless you use them inplace of words. like:
:rofl in place of ROFL
or
:lol in place of lol....
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Jill framed Jack.
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Who is Jill?
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a lying wench
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so I see...
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Why Can't I......?
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get a dog
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with a shaved...
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Butt and one..
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peg leg from
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stolen pirate ship
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peg leg from
the cat house
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drunk on weed....
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my toe hurts
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hey, shut up.....
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these are random :uhoh
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squeak squeak squeak.
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and the wheels
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on the bus...
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go round and
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Round all day
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Shaved butt Jill..
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missed the mark
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my pappy said
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he liked roughness
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he liked roughness
when he was
:noid
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when he was
Spanking her rear
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which was smooth
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unlike her kitty
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which was fuzzy
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because skuzzy went
:noid
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because skuzzy went
:noid
to the psychiatrist
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to have his
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to the psychiatrist
who then told
:noid
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to have his
ban stick examined
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ban stick examined
only to find...
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only to find...
it was gone. :O
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Lorena Bobbit around?
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Lorena Bobbit around?
uummm uh oh
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Moving on....
Lorena's Banbit stick
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Lorena's Banbit stick
And a big
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Apple Pie from
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the oven make
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the oven make
grown men cry.
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Sweet American Pie....
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topped with cherries,
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vanilla ice cream,
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and some bacon
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I've got nothin'
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left crawling for
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except 20y.o. scotch
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and a milkshake.
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milkshake with bacon
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spam spam spam
:noid
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too much spam-ing
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but it's good
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spam eggs spam
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Eat more bacon!
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These aren't stories! :eek:
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Eat more bacon!
spam bacon spam?
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and green eggs
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with some ham
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don't forget bacon!
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in my arse!
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in my arse!
there is a
:noid
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large tree branch
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kills tree hugger...
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in da forest...
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post deleted (third word)
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You broke rules....
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You broke rules....
now you must
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serve us all...
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beer for an....
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entire 365 days.
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better than handjobs!
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Close to BJ's....
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Bar and Grill
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don't misunderstand me :furious....
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for I am...
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dumb for posting.
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:lol I like this!
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post deleted (third word)
was a comment
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:lol I like this!
Good for you.
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now go screw
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MachFly, comments don't count.
Now my minions: Drink, screw, and be merry!!!
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who is Merry?
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means be happy.
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As a clam?
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I remember Mary.
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she farted loudly
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is it stunk
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quite the funk!
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quite the funk!
Peeled the Paint
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This story sucks.
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The wolf said
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where's my sheep
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in Skuzzy's truck
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they are not
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I have them
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he is lying
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he is lying
are you sure
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dumb for posting.
so why bother?
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stained the taint!
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Nemisis steals avatars.
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so why bother?
cause we're tards!!!
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stay on topic
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This thread derailed
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This thread derailed
they all do
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ya, you 4got to mention rules which include:
*you cant post 1 after another
*you cant end a thought with a period, question mark, etc...
*you cant quote some1 after someone already has posted after them...
i have actually seen some pretty funny ones if people fallow these basic rules.
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Once, Skuzzy was
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mad at Flight17
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for being an
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illegitimate child spewing
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garbage over his
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intardnet connection. When
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When he should
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have looked at...
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This story sucks.
he's a shade...
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he's a shade...
In Cheap Sunglasses
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don't be hatin'
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control your anger
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Skuzzy comes along
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and swipes his...
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*Skuzzy kicks nem outa bar* (Nem)Golly-geen it....
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*Skuzzy kicks nem outa bar* (Nem)sweet potato it....
Too many words...
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Sorry, forgot again *actions* and *plots* don't count as long as they are kept under a total of 3 lines.
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can't follow rules
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Rules are as follows:
Maximum of 3 talking words per post
emoticons dont count unless being used in place of words
*actions* and *plots* don't count unless they contain talking words
Comments don't count so long as they are kept to a maximum of 3 lines
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Rules are as follows:
Maximum of 3 talking words per post
emoticons dont count unless being used in place of words
*actions* and *plots* don't count unless they contain talking words
Comments don't count so long as they are kept to a maximum of 3 lines
It's very strict
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4 rules, 3 of which saying something doesn't count toward your 3 allowed words? really?
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I like pancakes
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with strawberries and
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Yummy maple syrup
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Don't forget the...
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side of whisky :rofl.
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side of whisky :rofl.
Violated rule two...
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Emoticons are used to display emotions, not words.
You can use:
"haha thats funny :rofl"
Not:
"That was :lol man": using lol in place of a word
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killing own thread
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Yes I am....
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Thread killin' maniac
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This is Hopeless
(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/chucknorris.jpg)
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as grease-less bacon
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(http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s35/68zoom/chucknorris.jpg)
And its stolen....
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the fight continues
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CHARGE!!!!!!!!!! FORWARD MARCH!
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Jell-o is gud
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foot that smelled.....
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need foot powder
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really, really badly...
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for my rash
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for my rash
which burns like
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yesterdays habernero tacos
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Emoticons are used to display emotions, not words.
You can use:
"haha thats funny :rofl"
Not:
"That was :lol man": using lol in place of a word
Ah, my mistake. :)
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Ah, my mistake. :)
He has FAILED
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like this thread
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and your avatar
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harr! gay pirates
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harr! gay pirates :rofl
dead-astern o'me booty....
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Beware! inflatable buttplug!
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Beware! inflatable buttplug!
What the f**k?
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Flamewarriors reference FTW!
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Help end poverty...
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with only three
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...eat the poor.
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dollars donated to...
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account number 93468117
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double posting potato
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Men love lesbians
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double posting potato
thats as triple:
Help end poverty...
with only three
dollars donated to...
account number 93468117
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triple lesbians good
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lesbian orgey good... :rofl :rofl :rofl
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save the rainforest
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eat a vegetarian
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eat a vegetarian
with barbeque sauce....
Mmmmm. Damnit, now I'm hungry....
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this is going?
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this is going
to require enemas... :x
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with Crown Royal?
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What the hell... :huh
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to require enemas... :x
with Crown Royal?
Yes, most certainly!
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does it require
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any lubrication or
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do you just...
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ram it home?
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ram it home
in fan boiz
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^^^^^^^^
Is water cold?
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^^^^^^^^
Is water cold?
Its 211 degrees F.
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both are hot.
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but neither is
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sexualy actractive?
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sexualy actractive?
You are very
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into practising solo
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(http://22.media.tumblr.com/dFzvgrObUor1h256Ch6xL17Po1_400.jpg)
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You are very
very disruptively awesome ;).
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very disruptively awesome ;).
....(in the jokers voice)....
I like that...
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enough self adoration
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enough
is never enough.....
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is never enough.....
when nemisis licks
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Mensa's sweaty peg-leg...
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and cries out
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Ram it home!!!!!!
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Go Bigboy he
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Hey....shut up.
you can all go to hell :D.
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Did you break
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Hey....shut up.
you can all go to hell :D.
After you...
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pet his peg
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comments don't count...
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rule breakers suck
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and punished severely
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with rubber sticks
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and rubber bullets
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untill they beg
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untill they beg
for naked women
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who are "friendly"
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in more ways
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than four.
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than four.
Re: Three word story game....
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Denholm ruined this...
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Re: Three word story game....
Here, I fix....
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in more ways
than your mom :rofl.....
kidding, I'm sure your moms are all nice people....
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Here, I fix....
a nonexistent problem
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that broke thread....
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for my life..
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and killed kittens.....
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and raining dogs....
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an uplifting tale
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is tragically ended
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by the evil
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Which has no
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Which has no
end but to
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end but to
simply stop posting...
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simply stop posting...
on this thread...
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on this thread...
And go HO...
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And go HO...
and toolshed some...
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some fun furball
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some fun furball
Ended; no hangers.
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and toolshed some...
poor luckless knights.
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without their sheep
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Ruled The Land
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sheep moved away..... :bolt:
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To Bishop Land
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To Bishop Land
to be queer...
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Less then junkyII
<S> Bishops. Knights and rooks deserve eachother....
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some random junk.....
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that explodes alot.....
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owned you easy....
:lol
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you mean me?
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you mean me?
all of you
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all of you
except HiTech, because...
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Does he who uses leaves, have a itchi azz? :old: someone said that. :rock
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Does he who uses leaves, have a itchi azz? :old: someone said that. :rock
THREE word story...
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THREE word story...
comments don't count
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comments don't count
So shoot me
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So shoot me
I'm concidering it.
See what a mouthy subordinate I am :neener:?
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So shoot me
grabbin some ammo
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From my *COUGH*
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massive ammo dump....
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of uber pwnage
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that is in.....
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my angus place?
:headscratch:
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Skuzzy please lock :D
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the back door :D :D
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the back door :D :D
before Shawk eats....
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Skuzzies PWN Stick
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of italian sausage
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of epic proportions.....
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...with tiny little...
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peppercorns in it
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that cause diahrea....
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...which makes him...
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rather upset at...
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the sight of
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the sausage manufacturer...
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... who secretly substituted...
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the meats with.....
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low quality cardboard...
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... which had been...
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marinated in sewage...
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...with a pinch...
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of aborted fetuses...
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... and stuck up...
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in a tree....
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for the crows...
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have flown south...
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with the snowbirds
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that eat people.
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And sometimes sealamas.
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I am awsome.
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He's also gay :rofl
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and really cheap.....
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Who said gay?
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Who said gay?
Ruler2 said gay....
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really meant it......
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Who said gay?
Bosco likes Marines :neener:
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back to the
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future yet again....
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Bring the Beaufighter to Aces High
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In two weeks. :D
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is what we...
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have always heard
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hasn't been true
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except for the
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insert lie here
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but wont insert...
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a single finger
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in to the.
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Vince's slap chop <" that is two words,right?"
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I don't know....
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what that is
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it could be... :noid
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a hooker house :bolt:
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with free screwing :banana:!!!!
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and free bananas...... :banana:
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in Seoul Korea
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in Seoul Korea
her love you
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Long Time Five
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Three times nine
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mr. soldier man
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is a noob
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having "Happy Ending"!
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but not right
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having "Happy Ending"!
now I itch
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from poison ivy
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with a G-String
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below her rotten...
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old saggy lips
:noid
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lies her smelly
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black chin whiskers
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that need shaving...
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or just braiding
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which stops Mating
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which stops Mating
doing the macarena
:bolt:
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While Eatting Macaroni
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While Eatting Macaroni
and making typos
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and making typos
Get An Education
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Get An Education
OR ELSE YOU'LL
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Remain A Squeaker
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Remain A Squeaker
flying in a
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flying in a
ugly Spit 16
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ugly Spit 16
doing the macarena
:x :airplane: :neener:
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Spit 16's Rule
:airplane:
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but actually suck
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but actually suck
doing the hustle
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but actually suck
In ALL aspects.
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In ALL aspects.
hijacks are bad
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and the kill...
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in before lock :banana:
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in before lock :banana:
Jay shut up :D
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In ALL aspects.
Spixteens Pwn All
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Spixteens Pwn All
doing the macerena
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doing the macerena
cuz theyre aweshum :D :D
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can we start?
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THIS CANT DIE!
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Lock and load...
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Lock and load...
mmm rocky road
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is the worst
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Spixteens Pwn All
brand new pilots.
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Jay shut up :D
I'm with you....
BTW, are you still playing? The other guys from the squad been whining no ones on...
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good for yall :D
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can i talk?
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No, shut up.
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it's wide right!
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titans lose again
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time to bump
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time to bump
DO THE HUSTLE
:D :neener:
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titans lose again
Hahahahah, thats great :banana:.
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now lets get
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back to the
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epic story, yes?
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Sip chug pass
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Sip chug pass
I'm totaly Confused
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I'm totaly Confused
about my life...
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about Global Warming
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is it real?
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No it isn't.
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but the iceburgs!
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are still there.
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but slowly melting
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because of natural...
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fluctuations in temperature.
I mean honestly, 200 years ago we were in the middle of a mini ice age.
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All the ice
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is commiting suicide
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way up north
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with blunt knives
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because they're emo
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and have nothing
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but small weiners
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like tic tac's.
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that smell bad
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yet freshen breath
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unless you just...
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shoot them at
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your cat's anus
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With a shotgun
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loaded with tampons
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soaked in acid.
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Along came Rainman
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to watch you..
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spank llama anus
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and speaking Latin
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While Straight Shooting
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at her teeth
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and broke her
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with that monster
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sized love muscle
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that was winking
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at your mom
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while cooking ham
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little did she
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know about the
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recent ham re-call
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came over the
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1984 status tele-screen
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on channel 2
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after Jerry Springer
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had a show
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about child abuse
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with midgets and
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varying circus-esque characters
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that catch dogs
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with ridiculously small
(im done for the night)
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feet stuck to
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SHawks Rear End
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that smelled really
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bad like arse
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yet tasted like
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why'd you taste?
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Cuz i can
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plus i like
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the 15th-century texture
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with a dash
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of manure extract
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that flowed from
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a horse's ass :D.
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a horse's ass :D.
with allitle dash
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of vanilla extract
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and licking frogs
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because they bump
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this thread today
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is now one
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with the force
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whats to say
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why this way?
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walk this way.
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walk this way.
why do that?
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and I drink
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from a spittoon...
:devil
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mar lives in
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a pink house
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that is tiny
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with a network
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of massive locks
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surrounding your joystick
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are several empty
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unknown containers formerly
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filled with doodie
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left over from
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from space aliens
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who'd just finished
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Comi-con in Quebec
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Where they could...
-Penguin
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Where they could...
-Penguin
SCREAM YOU NAGGER!
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while getting banned
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and mocked by
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the entire group
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who, naked cried;
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wolf in snow
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could snag sensitive
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unsuspecting lady friends
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who will leak
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pink hydraulic fluid
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after being lubricated
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from greasing pans
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why would they?
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they are chefs
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horrendous diarrhoea swept,
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up by spellcheck :neener:
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"Wait!" they cried,
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could it be
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it fits sideways
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on a flatbed
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in the snow
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but it's sore
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rusted out thigh
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"Rusted THIGH?," He
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could not believe
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she was an
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NAGGER in training
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and grammar needed.....
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some serious correction
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because the evil
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fanboi of the
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Very Stupid Thread.
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and Husky01 fell
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down the fiery
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ring of fire!
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He yelled loudly
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This is random...
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Yes we can!
:t
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and we will
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all get naked
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on Storch's couch
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a replacement limb
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went horribly awry
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and injured Storch's
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incredibly small manhood
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ouch he cried
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He stood up
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but nobody noticed
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his wee little
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ever so tiny
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thing that stood
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(or rather drooped)
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sadly resembling a
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small blue gummyworm
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with yellow sprinkles
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"What are you..."
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"...looking at, you..."
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"...@#$%ing @#(* !@$*"
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he frothingly raved.
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The hot, busty..
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blond looked shocked
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and started laughing
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then got naked
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to sit next
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to my bed
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she was obese
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eating a twinkie
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and sweating profusely
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as the cream
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curdled and stank
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as VonMessa hurled
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all over her
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"thanks for desert"
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yummy chunky style
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Then santa died
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Then santa died
W T F
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said the elf
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The red suit
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is now fat-less :headscratch:
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and smells bad
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And has fungus
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Rudolf killed him
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with a knife
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and laughing maniacally
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as he sped
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to the next
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nose charging station
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and killed two
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misfit toys by
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goring them asunder
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all the while
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Cute station attendants
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run in horror
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from fat-fold twinkies
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spongy and soft
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but somehow tempting
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soaked in rum
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attempt to hobble
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with drunken resolve
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try to find
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this sentence's ending
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without a bang
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was that it?
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At Castle aaaaauuuugggghh
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you can go
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Finally some punctuation
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on this thread
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hasn't been seen.
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Who needs punctuation?
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Asked Kilo2 questioningly.
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And I answered
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"Bless this holy...."
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"hand grenade" said
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Monty Python, who
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proceeded to throw
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the holy hand
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of Lord Nimbscum
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after counting to
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fourscore and seven
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midgets were present
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flouncing around menacingly
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but easily overlooked
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until they trasnformed
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into a pterodactyl
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what is pterodactyl?
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pterodactyl is dinosaur
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with leathery wings
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you seen this?
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pterodactyl shapeshifting midgets?
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from the future
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oh i see.
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they are scary
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but only misunderstood
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Can they read?
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Do androids dream?
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When they sleep.
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Yes, but why
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They love it.
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do midgets dream?
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good question padawan.
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Thank you, master.
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midgets do dream.
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when they sleep?
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I hope so.
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Where's the story?
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do androids dream...
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...of electric sheep?
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I like sheep.
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I do too
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like them shaved
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then we spin
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worst story ever
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bagrat smells funny
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and looks like
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a bad rat?
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with flea infestation
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makes good wingman?
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Define "good wingman"
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someone who isn't
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wearing a serape
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and a sombrero!
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dancing the macarena
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with George Jetson
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while daughter Judy
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checked the fridge
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checked the fridge
to see if
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they had any
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beer and brauts
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or hashish oil
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or a hot blond model showing her stuff and mesmerizing all the....
oops sorry, carry on
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or shaved sheep? :bolt:
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For the grill.
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because they were
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all wearing the
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Pink fluffy dress
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that Elroy would
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dance around in
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while singing 'I'm
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Too Sexy For
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my shirt so
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look at me
(basically the whole point of typing on the BBS)
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i'd rather not
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become heterosexual now
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beavis n butthead
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are very strange
-
What isn't strange?
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polio for dogs
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Where's the story?
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of a man
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had a van
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and candy treats
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and a plan :eek:
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I LIKE APPLES
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i like pears
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no candy for
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Dichotomy because he
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gave it away
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to the orphans
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who threw it
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in the garbage
-Penguin
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he'd taken bites
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of cyanide candy
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oddly grape flavored
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hint of cherry
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with death throes
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he choked and
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soiled his knickers
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welcome to 1912
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why to 1912?
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why not 1912? :old:
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*reset*
Once upon a
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time, long long
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ago there was
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nothing and then
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God created Aircraft!
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in a galaxy
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Ruled by Skuzzy
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an evil dictator
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With Squirrel stormtroopers
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whose only mission
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is to destroy
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ranting nuts everywhere
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which caused the
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channel 200 to
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be devoid of
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frothing babbling nuts
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who would say
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"That sucks" about
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being muted for
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breaking rules that
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are obviously there
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to keep them
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from doing stupid
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stupid things such
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as posting about
-
politically based topics
-
and cookie eating
-
the dreaded "C"
-
might mean something
-
to us all
-
if it actually
-
made any sense
-
Meanwhile, Emporer HiTec
-
prepared the troops
-
to go into
-
a spelling contest
-
with fifth graders
-
not just any
-
5th graders, but
-
mutant 5th graders
-
with Lead-calculating gunsights
-
and fragmentation Taters
-
and warp-speed Spitfires! :O
-
"Whoa!" said Griff
-
as bombs dropped
-
and hangars popped
-
and beverages slopped
-
and Blenders stopped
-
and whines abounded
-
and UK rebounded :cheers:
-
as explosions resounded :x
-
crap.... we're surrounded
-
says Pyro, astounded
-
campers were dumbfounded
-
Furrballers were hounded
-
thoughts were expounded
-
noobs were commanded
-
the hoarders demmanded
-
the prisoners remanded
-
to his custody.
-
for three sheep
-
but no sheep
-
would do what
-
Darth Vader commanded
-
so the sheep
-
was thoroughly branded
-
with Ink's name
-
on their hides
-
and pink bows
-
for cancer awareness
-
of testicular type
-
of testicular type
save the nuts!
-
vonkrimm is hungry
-
For things that
-
could be called
-
Rocky Mountain Oysters
-
Or look like
-
that which stands
-
on top of
-
a bruised and battered
-
tower of ultimate
-
confusion with a
-
pretty pink bow
-
that's in the
-
box that he
-
ordered for the
-
mistress atop the
-
chest of drawers
-
she was wearing
-
with small intricate
-
lacey things attached
-
pensively awaiting detachment
-
but then realized
-
the gummy worm!
-
'What?' she said
-
"is that thing?"
-
"Put that away!?!"
-
Bring gummy bears!
-
And some mints
-
and more sheep
-
, a Norwegian Blue,
-
was her breed
-
52 pages :lol
-
THREE WORD story?
-
not two word
-
he is clueless
-
is he now?
-
he does try
-
almost too hard
-
no, not enough
-
so she said
-
no she didn't
-
she so did
-
She said what??
-
dont you know?
-
how to jump
-
with pink tights
-
Thats Ack-Acks forte
-
or is it
-
im pretty certain
-
of nothing, really
-
What is truth?
-
No one knows
-
Why did I
-
ever start posting
-
When Rockefeller, still...
-
wears lady's underwear
-
on his head
-
or under there
-
what can we
-
do to confirm
-
the existence of
-
sheep in aceshigh
-
Maybe ask Silat?
-
how many he
-
has under his
-
little pink nightstand
-
under he she
-
meaningless drivel abounds
-
in unheard places
-
upstate New York?
-
Whats up there?
-
a black hole?
-
Nothing remotely interesting.
-
Nothing to see?
-
Once upon a
-
time in a
-
Land Far away
-
there were found
-
several species of
-
small furry animals
-
gathered together in
-
Dicho's canvas backpack.
-
in the cave
-
grooving with (a) pict.
-
With a pick?
-
He was picking
-
his favorite Ewok
-
whose name was
-
ever so odd
-
yet oh so
-
similar to Rumplestiltskin
-
Stumpelriltskin, but then
-
the straw didn't
-
turn into gold
-
but the squirrels
-
were throwing large
-
cases of beer
-
that were preopened
-
and even pre-drunk
-
also poison ridden
-
So we shot
-
them in the
-
Allan, Al, Allan
-
Alan Alda is
-
eating cheese-its naked
-
I'm throwing up
-
I'm throwing up
on my poem
-
It smells like
-
rank old bananas
-
eww my poem :cry :bolt:
-
wash it off?
-
wash it off?
cant it stuck
-
Incinerate the poem?
-
Open a vomitorium?
-
hire a janitor
-
named Barry, who
-
drank heavily often
-
(no, not alcohol-
-
(no, not alcohol-
It was really
-
bottled pixie dust
-
Isn't that poison?
-
only for He-Men
-
master of the
-
master of the
domain? Is that
-
Skuzzys job title?
-
I really hatE
-
the way you
-
randomly change directions
-
in this story
-
it is rather
-
a cockamamie story
-
that lacks the
-
buffet I require
-
Chinese food is
-
full of doggy
-
and some cat
-
cat in wok
-
cat in wok
you messed up
-
a little bit
-
country, and a
-
country, and a
confused person here
-
confusion is natural
-
but not very
-
when speaking with
-Penguin
-
Opra I want
-
confused person here
What? have you
-
not heard the
-
old Donnie & Marie
-
intro "I'm a
-
little bit country,
-
he's a little
-
bit Rock & Roll"?
-
....young kids today....
:old:
-
Way to boost...
-
our failing economy
-
buy war bonds
-
and post often
-
save unemployed electrons!
-
Bombed litter box?
-
Einstein couldn't predict
-
what relatives would
-
come over for
-
time dilating visits
-
using lithium crystals
-
in the coffee
-
Would taste like
-
a skunk squirt
-
you know how?
-
I've tasted it
-
Isnt that disgusting?
-
only a bit
-
no not really
-
I'm gonna puke
-
on that skunk
-
under the sweaty
-
morbidly obese woman
-
that is eating
-
packs of twinkies
-
without actually opening
-
them which was
-
a bad idea
-
Because she loved
-
thinking she was
-
in love with
-
Mister Justin Beiber
-
but really was
-
mad at him
-
while eating cheese-its
-
also without unwrapping
-
someone's Christmas presents
-
which were cheetos
-
not just any
-
on floor of
-
LOOK, new toy... :ahand
-
what's between faces?
:ahand
-
:ahand
bum handed to
-
What he says:
Did they still work after you let go of the trigger? I'm guessing that you were firing as you got your bellybutton handed to you, and the cannons just kept firing.
Also, we need to make a smiley of someone handing someone else a butt. :)
-
that is classic
-
what about TP?
-
Was too expensive
-
hard to code?
-
Coaders can't spell
-
I R Gaak
-
who is gaak?
-
who is gaak?
He meant "geek"
-
I am Geekicus!
-
Lord of the
-
flies and gnats
-
drawing them in
-
charcoal and paint
-
With a hint
-
of blood and
-
blue baby baboons
-
blood and iron
-
Bismarck's nationalist doctrine
-Penguin
-
MichiganState Owns Michigan
-
Michigan's hit skids
-
A Michigan man...
-
has no job
-
(ain't no jobs
-
MSU Kills wisconsin
-
Spartans hunt Badgers?
-
they taste good
-
they taste good
Spartans or badgers?
-
Spartans or badgers?
Badgers taste good
-
Badgers taste good
With butter sauce
-
fried or fricaseed?
-
fricaseed it tastes
-
lots like chicken
-
Alfredo on friday
-
but fish on
-
the hook now
-
better than one
-
pound of grass
-
and "refunded" lunch
-
with a 9mm
-
Laying by the
-
cat's litter box
-
That is full
-
of red jello
-
and some brown
-
old banana peels
-
and cough drops
-
And KY jelly
-
Or concord grape
-
juice that's been
-
fermented for wine
-
but tastes like
-
more KY jelly?
-
no it smells
-
Like a wet
-
and sticky squirrel
-
That just was
-
too creepy for
-
The situation to
-
come to this
-
Jersey shore season
-
which is lame
-
No it isnt
-
even though it
-
is pretty bad
-
to eat raw
-
better than one
pound of grass
sorry since when? :D :uhoh :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :banana: :cheers: :cheers: :cheers:
-
I can't follow
-
The pink dragon
-
into that hole
-
The dark hole
-
slick roads caused
-
slippery ice to
-
turn to butter
-
So thick that
-
my tux got
-
water, but I
-
fixed it with
-
Tide to go
-
my Cadillac also
-
had a flat
-
only one side
-
of the penguin
-
this story sucks
-
Only if you
-
don't type the
-
words with us
-
and drink 2%
-
Meanwhile, another galaxy
-
started their own
-
Devolopement of a
-
step club and
-
Bree olsen shrine
-
"Eyes" for 2000
-
Maniacs with monocles
-
apples and bannanas
-
that eat zebra's
-
and love chips
-
but dislike nachos
-
cause they stupid
-
Like a cat
-
Janie's gotta gun
-
Annie got hers
-
you guys are
-
better than awsome-sauce
-
yet worse then
-
Really bad aids
-
or some ugly
-
or some ugly
refering to DMGOD? :aok
-
you better believe
-
that i am
-
reffering to DMGOD
-
Exploding baked beans
-
Can cause unbelievable..
-
mess in your
-
pink g string
-
you better clean
-
your poopy panties
-
or send them
-
to ME!
-
:confused: :confused: :confused:
-
I'm gonna puke.
-
ring around the
-
Sweaty fat guy
-
tried to stick
-
A sausage in
-
his large opening
-
Ear canal and
-
no no no :bhead
-
no no no :bhead
:rofl :banana: :rofl
-
Those aren't words.
-
are gestures speech?
-
:huh :furious :banana:
-
So the bunny
-
and the inflatable
-
moo moo kitten
-
found the sheep
-
at SAPP HQ
-
smelling something poisonous
-
very old Vaseline
-
On Skuzzy's huge...
-Penguin
-
(not going there)
-
personal medicine cabinet?
-
I screwed....up
-
or screwed down
-
or all around
-
with a washer?
-
What about dryer?
-
Tight and toasty :devil
-Penguin
-
So it likes
-
making its product
-
taste like pork
-
Was it chicken?
-
Was homeless guy
-
ick says I
-
does this end?
-
when insanity vanishes
-
in to meowmeowkittylicklick's
-
Wicked Witch of
-
See rule 1
-
and rule 64264128952
-
Was homeless guy
Hit by truck
-Penguin
-
driven by squirrel
-
While drinking binge
-
On drinking binge
-
On drinking binge
in the Navy?
-
thatsa creepy song
-
I'm at 'work'
-
so am I
-
we're not 'working'
-
speak for yourself
-
Woof bark woof
-
down boy down
-
*chews up shoes
-
fetch some rabbits!
-
*distracted by squirrels
-
ones with cameras
-
employed by Geico
-
for our protection
-
in case of
-
police hawk violence
-
i now understand
-
why camera wielding
-
rats run quickly
-
to make pron
-
sick rodents who
-
couldn't post here
-
but made millions
-
Hugh Rat-efner was
-
enjoying a glorious
-
time with rat
-Penguin
-
VERY young rats
-
and drunken ducks
-
that were eating
-
with boozy bonobos
-
with luscious mountains
-
OHHH OHHH OHHH
-
Look it's my
-
OHHHH face b1tchez!!!! :banana:
-
What in corn-nation...
-
is goin on?
-
Is Cher dead
-
Hellz yeh I
-
just pounded her
-
with my ManCannon!
-
bought off ebay
-
cause he didn't
-
have his own...
-
McGuyver "gun" pack
-
with adjustable scope
-
and no tip
-
for the waitress
-
She was really
-
slow and annoying
-
"Want Pie witdat?"
-
No Silat said
-
I'll take those
-
two pink cupcakes
-
coconut from Gilligan's
-
rather eat Maryann's
-
Home made pie
-
Which reminds me
-
that crabs last
-
long, long time
-
and Nair isn't
-
the best way
-
to get rid
-
to destroy crablice's
-
shave one side
-
of crab's face
-
with a rusty
-
old steak knife
-
or laser dipilatory?
-
What the heck
-
is the point?
-
Of this thread
-
There is no
-
point don't dis
-
It jack wagon
-
or yuck monkey
-
Dip tip in
-
or yuck monkey
sick trunk monkey?
-
That gets FUNKY!
-Penguin
-
Dry roasted sharks
-
with Hollandaise sauce
-
and sweet potatoes
-
and Rat-tail garnish
-
with pizza sticks
-
And toenail clippings
-
all over their
-
peri-anal shave stubble
-
sick trunk monkey?
Somebody call me?
-
a doctor, quick
-
he has rabies
-
A rabid doctor?
-
and busty nurse
-
both mouth froth
-
when they see
-
the legendary Trunkmonkey
-
swinging in the
-
double barrel slingshot
-
carrying the defibrillator
-
and a pipewrench
-
and busty nurse's
-
You and nurses!
-
peas and carrots
-
nurses with vegetables?
-
Busty..Busted...Inflatable?
-
floats real well
-
pleasant life preserver?
-
checking account reducer
-
life force drainer
-
soul sucking, emasculating,
-
harbinger of doom
-
you mean inflatables?
-
I like turtles
-
like inflatable turtles?
-
Evil little turtles?
-
Turtles with attitude
-
over high heat
-
stoop 4 turtle soup?
-
:bolt: huh 4 words??
-
are numerals words?
-
only if spelled-out :P
-
what is life
-
what is his
-
essence of being
-
but a whim
-
a wisp, a
-
slightly annoying cat
-
or annoying aussie :noid
-
Where's my Hossenfeffer!
-
what? Sufferin' succatash?
-
ica putty tat
-
Tom and Jerry
-
" "
-
no quote, Sim
-
remote needs batteries
-
rain is falling
-
wow, this story
-
is doing great!
-
what's it about?
-
shiver me timbers
-
timbers are shivered?
-
on the deck
-
no quote, Sim
TOM AND JERRY!!!!
-
....wait for it....
-
having insomnia sucks
-
get the nurse ( :neener: )
-
the hairy one? :O
-
doing "disturbing" again?
-
Disturbia General Hospital
-
Luke and Laura?
-
in the sack
-
began to slowly
-
"use the force"
-
with his lightsaber
-
Down long valve.
-Penguin
-
a sandcrawler was
-
hiding amongst her
-
furry lap flounder
-
what the heck?
-
don't be scared
-
Nice in there :devil
-Penguin
-
wear your hat
-
gunna get locked.....
-
key thrown away
-
padded rubber room
-
without Aces High
-
that's just wrong
-
to think about
-
Who started this
-
he's long gone
-
took the nurse
-
with chin stubble
-
which is gross
-
but also sexy
-
awaken I did
-
said yoda quietly
-
to the dwarf
-
"Who threw you?"
-
threw you who?
-
who threw yoohoo?
-
Dwarf named Yoohoo?
-
what a odd
-
choice of grammar...
-
for this crowd
-
who are a
-
bunch of otters
-
tossing dwarves to
-
the castle Aanthrax.
-
The castles maiden
-
wished for spankings
-
with electric whips
-
left chalice light
-
on, to get
-
chainsaw and slashed
-Penguin
-
You all get 3 words per posts with the exception of anything like the following example:
and get Banned.
-
banned from what?
-
ever get banned?
-
You mean deodorant?
-
I do not :P
-
But, I do
-
are you Sure?
-
i am sure
-
"Raise your hand..."
-
and eat some
-
well toasted scorpion
-
and two P-51's
-
on the house
-
which made messes
-
on the roof
-
of your car
-
pony droppings? He
-
ate them up
-
with La-La sauce
-
and twinkie cream
-
um.. what? Ick....
-
The stuff inside
-
smells like nasty
-
but tasted fantastic
-
like mom does
-
ohhh no, lookout!
-
its a falling...
-
acorn moving at
-
the speed of
-
terminal velocity to
-
the cosine of
-
the tangential thought
-
of the Borg
-
"silliness is futile"
-
said the queen
-
in male drag
-
while toking on
-
a big fat
-
pencil shavings dooby
-
eating at mcdonalds
-
noshing upon POTW
-
"Oh, hi, Skuzzy!!'
-
evil dragon Skuzz!
-
Come to lock....
-
i ated cheerios
-
hark! The village....
-
i ated cheerios
said the lolcat
-
hark! The village....
angels sing. 'Glory
-
to the newborn
-
Skuzzy! UDP and
-
TCP settings are
-
:ahand to me
-Penguin
-
does not everything? :ahand
-
Lord have mercy!
-
This is the
-
The newborn 'Skuzzy'? :headscratch:
-
SkuzzyJr emerges from
-
a distant land
-
from the mountaintop
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/MoSkuzz.jpg)
-
with giant BanStick
-
in his hand
-
Flee! Oh, flamebaiter!
-
Flee! Oh, flamebaiter!
-
proclaiming to all
-
Flee! Oh, flamebaiter!
-
mumbling about the
-
dreaded double post
-
Flee! Oh, flamebaiter!
-
mumbling about the
-
et tu Brute?
-
numpties on here
-
carrying on like
-
a bunch of
-
Whoa, another rare quadruple post!
-Penguin
-
Penguin mocks stutterers?
-
S-s-stuttering ir-r-ritates m-me.
-Penguin
-
S-s-stuttering ir-r-ritates m-me.
-Penguin
really? my son stutters, its not his fault, he's intelligent 3.75 average in school, well liked and all around great kid, you know what irritates me? people like you who look at disabilities and find them amusing, just by your post you show what you are, but its easy to say or make fun hiding behind your comp in your sheltered silver spoon world, but then again you always like pushing the rules here
-
too many words~!!
-
really? my son stutters, its not his fault, he's intelligent 3.75 average in school, well liked and all around great kid, you know what irritates me? people like you who look at disabilities and find them amusing, just by your post you show what you are, but its easy to say or make fun hiding behind your comp in your sheltered silver spoon world, but then again you always like pushing the rules here
:salute
Penguin learns to
-
I was referring to forum stuttering, not human stuttering. I have no way of conveying tone other than through these smilies, and it sucks to not be able to apologize right. However, on with the three letter story game!
My entry: Penguin gets smoked
-Penguin
The poorly written post strikes again! :bhead
-
I was referring to forum stuttering, not human stuttering. I have no way of conveying tone other than through these smilies, and it sucks to not be able to apologize right.
-Penguin
The poorly written post strikes again :bhead
Think before type.
-
that was more
-
than 3 words
-
but lesson learned?
-
Lets hope so...
-
Anyways, back to
-
the SkuzzyJr Saga.
-
Repent rule breakers!!!
-
for the BanStick
-
hath arrived to
-
wreak vengeance upon
-
the wooly sheep
-
Hurting the sheep
-
Don't hurt sheep!
-
"Fear not!" said
-
Major Dick Wood
-
Skuzzination protects us all!
-
Skuzzination protects us all!
To many words
-
Skuzzination protects us all!
To many words
he is verbose
-
I'd say loquacious.
-
my balls tingle
-
and farewell thread
-
surely not so
-
Skuzzination protects us all!
Oops my bad
-
you're not kidding
-
Smell my finger.......... :bolt:
-
Not a chance.
-
Squirrels with cameras
-
and aspiring supermodels
-
arrived to party
-
arrived to party
But sadly found
-
drooling internet geeks
-
not interested in
-
pillaging the Village
-
People's personal effects.
-
and farm animals
-
except from behind
-
the shed came
-
from rare hardwood
-
imported from Brazil
-
by illegal means
-
with a catapult
-
and a towel
-
Pyro in skivvies
-
scariest sight imaginable
-
Euro guy + Speedos
-
bald with beerbelly
-
and chest carpet
-
similar to 68zoom
-
"No! No thongs!"
-
cried the proletariat
-
in geneva with
-
Beefy Russian thugs
-
Vlad and Dracula
-
and the Dracettes
-
of mighty muscles
-
drinking Hitech's scotch
-
and suffering burning
-
Ides of March
-
cheese-its of death... :x :t
-
With Bars Virginity
-
With Bars Virginity
(is that soap?)
-
made from squirrel
-
after camera stolen
-
and pawned for
-
Beer and Pretzels
-
and rubber sharks
-
with lasers on
-
there freakin heads
-
"Oh NOES" said
-
Austin powers man
-
Mini Me has
-
strange looking clothing.
-
dont judge him
-
because he's awesome
-
At Band Camp.....
-
but only on
-
the brass sousaphone.
-
the drummers drummed
-
hitting their (drum)-heads
-
banging out rhythmic
-
calls to octopi
-
who were lurking
-
in the trees
http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/
-
Mountain sea lions!
-
uber land sharks
-
stalk mountain seals
-
along the coasts
-
with vorpal slingshots.
-
and mini nukes
-
and a herring
-
or a shrubbery
-
and bloodthirsty rabbits
-
the Wizard Tim
-
sleeps with chipmunks
-
and cries into
-
a truck-stop urinal
-
while onlookers gasped
-
at his chipmunks
-
with tatical weapons
-
non nuclear though
-
riding on rabbits
-
with frikkin laser
-
beams attached to
-
umm....their nostrils?
-
their frickin heads!
-
Oh, my bad.
-
you're damn right
-
willy the hillbilly!
-
left his shed
-
in the woods
-
with his hound
-
to go moonshinin'
-
he ran under
-
the postcount adder
-
a known troll
-
Two
known trolls
-
trolls have feelings
-
and candy canes
-
they smell bad
-
and taste funny
-
trolls = no lives.
-
people using shades
-
in the dark
-
funny smelling donkeys
-
moving felled trees
-
making trolls' bridges
-
I like cheese-its
-
crammed into me
-
by a pile-driver.
-
I like cheese-its
not three words
-
green bay sucks
-
So does the
-
slogan "Stairway to
-
Seven." Ugh, terrible
-
green bay sucks
Suck green water?
-
maybe yellow water
-
Go Pack Go!
-
Oh, please, please-
-
A GOOD GAME!!
-
recording to watch
-
recording to watch
<--- wants to call
-
Dicho with score :devil
-
drink more beer
-
Dicho with score :devil
Don't you DARE :furious
-
Was all tied....
-
Half time show...
-
over the top???
-
but still disappointing!
-
Green Bay Wins
-
Steelers bobble ball
-
Aikmen Buck Boring
-
2011 pre-season starting
-
imitation best flattery
-
Doritos commercials won
-
suck the finger
-
grampa back alive
-
missed that one
:(
-
Doritos + spilled urn?
-
sniff the pants
-
um no thanks
-
mmmmmm, yep..
Doritos!
-
gymnast + mattress store?
-
gymnast + mattress store?
Nope, didn't LOL
-
cars.com has ad
-
laugh at work
-
they're work safe!
-
But really not
-
for dictator bosses
-
Darth Vader won
-
I'm network admin
-
at the house
-
of intense pain.
-
a squirrel brothel
-
explains the cameras
-
and the smell
-
but the chipmunks
-
(Chip and Dale)
-
I met Dale
-
who is Chip?
-
Off the block?
-
I think Pyro.
-
Pyro - Fire starter?
-
in the dark
-
petting my puppy
-
That a euphemism?
-
or declarative statement.
-
Puppy's name is...?
-
Dee Ohh Gee
-
Dee Ohh Gee
Creative, aren't we?
-
Creative, aren't we?
Yes, we are
-
Am I creative?
-
I think so
-
your a liar
-
that was rude
-
Maybe a little
-
I like lobster
-
Or a crab
-
any crustacean rocks
-
Lock this thread.
-
thanks for helping
-
"crabs" aren't crabs
-
Crab Metal Slug?
-
Full metal jacket?
-
are you royalty?
-
a 50cal round?
-
or a Luger
-
how about 105mm?
-
how about 105mm?
for concealed carry?
-
Guilty.. sort of
-
concealed in what?
-
very large shorts?
-
i thought it
-
Iced in again
-
with ticking 105?
-
how about 205?
-
They make 205mm?
-
For Squirrel Elites
-
and fluffy kittens
-
with very big
-
Rocky Mountain Oysters
-
to feed on
-
nuts in mouth
-
then throw up
-
scrape into bowl
-
and use for
-
shark bait/chum
-
and catfish bait
-
I got nothing
-
try chicken liver
-
for catching bass
-
on a boat
-
They jump in?
-
Something smells fishy
-
^^^
in his pants
-
it's not crabs
-
crotch crickets perhaps?
-
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
BIG run-on sentence
-
short, some, commas?
-
I ran out
-
of fat llamas
-
and apple juice
-
and alpaca spit
-
and alpaca spit
(they do that!)
-
So do llamas.
-
that sounds gross.
-
and very icky
-
Seen it happen.
-
Pick: Spitted? Kicked?
-
Veni, Vedi, Vici
-
Llama long spit
-
they don't swallow
-
do they bite?
-
Keep the tip?
-
and polish it
-
with some Pledge
-
or cheese grater
-
The carefully powdercoat
-
peanut butter and
-
pure axle grease
-
dulls the shine
-
Meanwhile, back at
-
never never land...
-
Lindsey Lohand bought
-
(I mean shoplifted)
-
ugly baubles and
-
left self respect
-
that ship sailed
-
to zenguinky town
-
this is boring
-
not when a
-
wizard pops in
-
and steals your
-
robe and hat
-
with a turkey
-
Screaming 'Avada Kadavera'
-
which actually means
-
you got rick'n-rolled
-
you got rick'n-rolled
no 3 words
-
Go F Yourself.
-
Now that's 3 words we all know!
:lol
-
Weiner in chili? :uhoh
-
oops train wreck
-
Rodney Carrington's funny.
-
Who's Rodney Carrington?
-
I don't know
-
chop me one
its a popcan
CobraJet
-
how many words?
-
More than three
-
No Rule 6 ?
-
Shrimp me please
-
Shrimp me please
GFY
-
Gerbil me hard :rofl
-
Snooki want smoosh
-
Lol
-
scissor me timbers
-
thread gone downhill?
-
is that possible?
-
Thread going uphill
-
Hip Hip HOORAY!!
-
what's the destination?
-
is there one?
-
Is there need?
-
Left or right?
-
Up or down?
-
right or wrong
-
What's all this?
-
Does it matter?
-
All is vanity....
-
with great insanity?
-
ohhhh my favorite
-
is on the
-
It needs 24's
-
who likes BonJovi?
-
chicks dig them
-
Do they really?
-
yes they do
-
We dig graves
-
or litter landscapes
-
with our cartoon
-
blood and arses
-
Bloody arses? Hemorrhoids?
-
too much information
-
and that's the
-
way it is
-
on AH's boards!
-
on a Tuesday
-
slow startin' work
-
doesn't get better
-
now that's depressing.
-
It truly is.
-
unless you're drinking
-
In other news....
-
the Blue Oyster
-
is not the
-
only bar in
-
Intercourse, Pennsylvania where
-
the women were
-
big and hairy
-
with furry crocidiles..
-
Eww. New topic
-
Fly the AVA
-
because it's lonely
-
on most nights
-
Anyone VOIP Anyone?
-
hear me now?
-
America Vindicates Aristotle?
-
(AvA abbreviation riff)
-
more riff raff
-
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilic ovolcanoconiosis is what?
-
a long word
-
and it means?
-
Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilic ovolcanoconiosis is, according to the Oxford English Dictionary, "a factitious word alleged to mean 'a lung disease caused by the inhalation of very fine silica dust, causing inflammation in the lungs.'" A condition meeting the word's definition is normally called silicosis.
-
too many words :P
-
get over it... :neener:
-
Skorpion's psychedelic scorpion..
-
i dont understand....
-
Are scorpions Arachnids?
-
How many legs...
-
eight I believe
-
makes an arachnid
-
eight I believe
On the scorpion?
-
And quite crunchy
-
your all just a bunch of sick people.
and i dont care if its over 3 words!
(ok im done!)
-
Sick as a...
-
hairy ferret with...
-
The clap and
-
wired on amphetamines
-
while runing away
-
on his unicycle
-
drinking warm beer
-
through a straw
-
and smoking a
-
Marlboro. Meanwhile the
-
Keystone cops ran
-
him over with
-
a giant beercan
-
then punched him
-
squarely in the
-
family jewels. He
-
wailed like a girl
-
and squealed like
-
those "Deliverance" guys
-
over by the
-
Drunken Monkeys gang
-
beer, beer, beer :rock
(http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff107/tymekeepyr/Beer/Bulk%20Grain%20Buy%201/100_1733.jpg)
-
and MORE beer
-
never enough beer
-
no truer words
-
I'll be busy
-
but very happy
-
on the floor
-
slurring 'I love
-
Lost the thread
-
where was it?
-
with the beer
-
I see.. hiding
-
mostly from Dichotomy
-
that'd be running :D
-
for more beer
-
and Camel Lights.
-
for the party..
-
in the O'Club
-
with the Allman's
-
Brothers Almond Band
-
the whipping post
-
bound sex slave
-
not touching that
-
dressed like nurse :devil
-
Thread lockers return!
-
Where are they?
-
where? where indeed
-
You talkin t'me?
-
You talkin t'me?
FAIL, as Always
-
Hey there's Mac
-
Missed ya'll too.....
-
Are you back?
-
Yep. Just cuz you missed me Dicto
:cheers:
-
um um um :bhead
-
Man it's been a long time....
-
tis most excellent!
-
and highly fortuitous
-
that we have
-
never been able
-
to eat kittens
-
if they're unshaven
-
and bereft of
-
cleanliness because that's
-
just not the
-
type of snack
-
that I was
-
made me miss
-
my tv show
-
and I was
-
on the toilet
-
taking a big
-
Fudge monkey and
-
sounding like a
-
constipated fat man
-
neither is true :P
-
unless its you
-
and you are? ;)
-
takeing a poo
-
on the food
-
That Skorpion eats
-
round the clock
-
except the hands
-
of Trunk Monkey(tm)!
-
of Trunk Monkey(tm)!
Threw me off.
-
i thought you
-
love sheep herders
-
Only the afganies
-
Trunk monkey shepherds?
-
up your what?
-
Herding wayward sheep!
-
near that old
-
trunk monkey commercial
-
on the creamy
-
trunk monkey donut
-
Simaril doesn't get it
-
Only the afganies
Not trying racism...
-
Mexican Trunk Monkey
-
eh? Si senior
-
Mexican Trunk Monkey
Viva la NAFTA!
-
In another story,
-
No trunkmonkeys exist
-
outside of Simaril's
-
freshly shaven heiney
-
Leave Trunkmonkey alone
-
repressed heiney fetish
-
i dont know
-
Google Trunkmonkeys - LAUGH
-
That's laugh hysterically
-
Trunkmonkey with shotgun :rofl
-
and six beers
-
Keeps daughter safe
-
from the evil
-
hormone driven boys
-
.45 and shovel
-
isolated back 40?
-
surname ends vowel
-
mine does not
-
neither does mine
-
<-- knows pig farmers
-
<-- grampa farmed stuff
-
soybeans, pigs, cows
-
stand on wheelbarrow
-
naked with your
-
pants around ankles
-
hands held high
-
protecting the beer
-
with an umbrella
-
and super wang
-
tied around ankle
-
So new version?
-
Elsewhere, HTC decided
-
to cancel the
-
shindig in Grapevine
-
it has bugs
-
but not bedbugs
-
endless whine giggles
-
endless wine giggles :neener:
-
preferring scotch giggles?
-
beer and whine
-
mixed? Likely Yukky...
-
tastes like paint
-
You know how?
-
AH Warpaint edible?
-
only on boobies
-
paint on birds?
-
paintball hunting effective?
-
Are Boobies protected?
-
Only with chainmail
<S> Oz
-
double barrel slingshot
-
Fighting two goliaths?
-
angry bald men
-
escaping from shirt
-
we're all warped
-
like soaked plywood
-
don't cross streams
-
that'd be bad
-
in broad daylight
-
Bear Whiz Beer
-
beer is good
-
but bear whiz
-
is defiantly not
-
all that tasty.
-
who tasted it?
-
I would confess
-
(betting TMI follows)
-
I hope not
-
I love snow
-
white snow right?
-
i hope your
-
snow in straw
-
makes frozen mold
-
into yellow snow
-
my name goes
-
in large circles
-
like my large
-
and round head
-
Meanwhile, back in
-
boring Beaumont, Texas
-
the three Amigos
-
plotted the demise
-
of the agave
-
(What's an Agave?)
-
ferment for tequila
-
Sim = Tequila noob. :D
-
But now educated!
-
like a noob
-
Do me hard
-
hate being sick
-
With the flu
-
Now, there's Tamiflu!!!
-
Taco Bell Special?
-
TB creates Cough
-
With the flu
with something unpleasant
-
with something unpleasant
like ranting ex-wives?
-
not THAT bad
-
no wives allowed
-
to enter clubhouse
-
unless bringing more
-
beer and food
-
to the door
-
while not entering.
-
(Girls have Cooties)
-
^^^^^
with wrong women
-
at taco hell
-
at taco hell
Is were Iwork
-
Is were Iwork
Apple employees iWork?
-
they get ichecks?
-
they definately Ido
-
iPad - Women only?
-
iPad - Women only?
You gonna get me a new beer and clean my monitor?
-
piss in pants?
-
piss in pants?
Ummm....it Depends?
-
You gonna get me a new beer and clean my monitor?
wasn't three words
-
piss in cheerios
-
wasn't three words
oops, wrong thread?
-
It happens occasionally
-
drinks on Dragon
-
drinks on Dragon
Tis the price..
-
you will pay
-
denial of service
-
denial of service
none for you
-
what she said
-
now EX wife
-
the best kind
-
the best kind
I wouldn't know
-
the best kind
Not QUITE always
-
wife (or EX wife) derailed story
-
Not QUITE always
In my case :D
-
they want money
-
Name that song....
-
....one perfect fit....
-
not dead yet!
-
was playing golf
-
Xfiles reruns rock
-
^^
michigan state rocks
-
bipity bopity boop
-
I'm muted again.
-
Blame the squirrels.
-
I'm not anymore
-
Ive never been
-
you deserve cookie
-
or a beer
-
you say beer?
-
SQUIRREL beer good
-
over the rainbow...
-
ummm ya.. whatever
-
ruin the moment....
-
ruin the beer
-
must make more
-
did on Sunday
-
Really? What kind?
-
Munich Helles baby!
-
Beer, ear rhyme!
-
beer, drool pool
-
Whiskey, stool pool?
-
enough about stool
-
enough about stool
super party pooper
-
choke your self
-
on my tounge
-
sittin ona stool
-
floatin ina pool
-
floatin ina pool
actin lika fool
-
smellin like dung?
-
bong needs cleaning
-
need a light?
-
You got one?
-
i have 64,802
-
that's a lot
-
thank you :)
-
said the child
-
thank you :)
Do smileys count?
-
no they don't
-
i thought they did...oh well nevermind
-
someone counts poorly
-
So Dwarven Ale
-
These aren't stories! :eek:
they become stories
-
this is akward...
-
this is akward...
in this position
-
at the lake
-
the Dude abides
-
counting his fish
-
On the toliet
-
mooing like a
-
cow.
The End
-
not even close
-
:headscratch:but why not..?
-
three more words
-
is not enough
-
pissed on rug
-
clean that up
-
Dude is angry
-
and crapped in
-
and crapped on
-
A beautiful lady
-
while HE was
-
stoned beyond belief
-
woah thats crazeeeeeyh!
-
poor locomotive breath
-
won't slow down
-
Thinks he can!
-
He really thinks?
-
God broke handle
-
No more flush?
-
train kept going
-
back in time
-
no Doc NOOO!!!
-
Need 1.21 Gigawatts
-
to go back
-
I'm freaking tired
-
at 9 oclock?
-
Go to bed
-
I'm frakkin tired
-
need tiger blood
-
I am WINNING! :aok
-
seven gram rocks
-
10 ton sub-atomic particles
-
too many words
-
i would agree
-
Learn to count
-
One, two, five!!!
-
Rockstar from mars
-
I'm Bi-winning
-
I'm Bi-winning
in the bar
-
sitting next to
-
sitting next to
a tranny man
-
offering me beer...
-
offering me beer...
then i said
-
this train stops
-
this train stops
in my what?
-
you should check
-
your barn door
-
before the horse
-
finds the goat
-
the sheep will
-
flip the tanks
-
too many words
please pardon me
-
just this time
-
Would you believe
-
while I was
-
brewing some beer
-
with new equipment
-
in the basement
-
that's above ground
-
well, for now
-
For the floods
-
Beer or water
-
Beer of course
-
beer IS water...
-
water IS beer...
-
thanks. i'm thirsty
-
so am i
-
are we alone
-
i think so
-
this was entertaining :cheers:
-
yes it was :)
-
yes it was :)
I am poop
-
eeeurgh..thats nasty
-
anything else new?
-
nope. not really
-
anything else new?
brewed a Hefeweizen
-
and drank it
-
before it fermented
-
are you intoxicated?
-
i know that
-
i am not
-
are you intoxicated?
Will be soon!
-
will i eat
-
eggs and ham?
-
are they green?
-
wouldn't eat it
-
furry lap flounder
-
? ? ?
-
anyone for seafood?
-
he mustn't partake
-
in such activities
-
Such as Eating
-
IM A TEENAGER!!!
-
IM A TEENAGER!!!
Learn you will.
-
Yoda, are you?
-
yoda he is
-
that's no moon
-
or a blue...
-
thats a Superfortress!!!
that's no moon
:rofl
-
in the toilet
-
reading the 'newspaper'
-
dropping a tallboy
-
green apple splatters
-
I hate Mondays
-
when it's raining
-
back at work
-
sucks for you
-
go brew beer
-
best idea yet
-
orders a pizza
-
monday at work?
-
is so boring
-
wouldnt know--> school
-
girls at school
-
girls have vaginas
-
Diving for foxhole
-
not muff diving?
-
prefer tuque diving
-
id rather kill
-
109s from B-17s
-
killa mocking-bird
-
thrill kill cult?
-
flew over nest
-
at the toxic
-
bad guy hideout
-
radioactive cat factory
-
get Geiger counter
-
Come Quick Distress!
-
no distress here...
-
LOOK OUT!!! *points
-
crrunch...engine 2 gone
-
crrunch...engine 2 gone
3 word game
-
does not understand
-
it's not hard
-
try Sildenafil Citrate
-
Sildenafil
Slide-inan-fill?
-
laughing balls off
-
3 word game
do numbers count?
-
yes they do
-
I'm grouchy today
-
Go back home
-
rub one out
-
grab a smoke
-
roll one up
-
Pop a top
-
pack the bong
-
get clean water
-
sing a song
-
earn a gong
-
rent-a-thong
-
Only in Japan
-
go to bed
-
alone as usual
-
nice and quiet
-
rub another one
-
3 more hours
-
till beer 30?
-
you got it
-
beer 30 yet :headscratch:
-
always beer thirty
-
When is it
-
time for bed?
-
it's ALIve!!! ALIVE!!!!!
-
I hate bombers
-
I hate bombers
except the 17 :bolt:
-
it sucks too. :lol
-
You have film?
-
don't need it
-
bomber pilots rule :airplane:
-
the compost heap
-
guarded by large
-
and stealthy Sasquatches
-
looking for mates
-
with hairy pits
-
and big.........................m uscles
-
sprouting coarse hair
-
i am disturbed
-
that is obvious :P
-
I am disappoint
-
Hello there Disappoint
-
i am hungry
-
I like pizza
-
I want Chinese
-
now im thirsty
-
Want Sasquatch Juice?
-
Sounds kinda AWESOME
-
makes you hairy
-
in that...area
-
guess that's ok
-
I would disagree
-
if I had
-
some extra hair
-
of a Sasquatch
-
i would lick
-
great day today :D
-
There once was
-
:noid whaddya mean, WAS?
-
I don't think
He gets it
-
I don't think
He gets it
au contraire, friend
-
I don't think
He gets it
More than three!!!
-
One, two, FIVE
-
needs more beer
-
go make some
-
kool-aid boxes
-
needs more beer
stella, heineken, or keiths?
-
thats 4 words...
stella, heineken, or keiths?
-
forgot or= word
-
ONLY
THREE
WORDS
-
THAT
WAS
THREE
-
Is this three?
-
How many again?
-
one, two, three
-
one, two, three
Sesame Street Count
-
the Count rocks
-
Ha, Ha, Ha
-
post four thousand
-
Way to go!
-
you're an addict
-
you're an addict
but you're worse
-
I'm new here
-
with just 3300 posts?
-
with just 3300 posts?
Damned public education
-
THIS IS ACESHIGH
-
Another thread locked :furious
-
Damn the torpedoes
-
tom petty album?
-
Full speed ahead!
-
a b c
-
a b c
This contributes what?
-
was anything contributed?
-
This thread contributes?
-
has anyone contributed?
-
Monday's blow goats
-
Makes goats happy.
-
Monday's suck sheep.
-
happy sheep too
-
bump the sheep
-
do your taxes
-
already spent mine
:cry
-
I have too
-
Screwed the pooch?
-
people get mad
-
I get even
-
I got wasted
-
and told her
-
to go kill
-
it was good
-
no tread left
-
after plane landing
-
lit a cigarette
-
puts it out
-
subtly on his
-
B-17 aileron
-
which was missing
-
after berlin raid
-
then he saw
-
an ugly gremlin
-
holding his tool
-
ball gunner shot
-
a full load
-
into the gremlin
-
of the caves
-
full of WD-40
-
and oil lubricants
-
that caught fire
-
from a dragon
-
wearing red slippers
-
married to donkey
-
named Jack Ass
-
jumped the track
-
in third gear
-
while sniffing glue
-
under the porch
-
american woman, gonna
-
take the glue
-
fries with that?
-
from a dragon
wearing red slippers
jumped the track
in third gear
while sniffing glue
You saw that?
:O
-
then he went
-
under the porkypine
-
drank a beer
-
tasted like piss
-
so he drank
-
tasted like piss
you know how?
-
he did WHAT?!
you know how?
-
Excuse me sir?
-
yes ma'am? are
-
you asking a
-
question about that
-
lump in my
-
rear end by
-
the pink colored
-
panther who is
-
a tv star
-
and wanted by
-
none other than
-
James Earl Jones
-
and Jimmy Buffet
-
smoking some reefer
-
drinking some Tequila
-
Patron on ice
-
is that all
-
smoking a bong
-
is good medicine
-
calms the nerves
-
aka attitude adjustment
-
pass the Dutchie
-
Isn't this illegal?
-
only if you
-
get cought in
-
a car with
-
a stoned duck
-
driving very erratically
-
in Mcdonalds drive-thru
-
while screaming "AFLAC!""
-
Last time I
-
was in Tucson
-
I saw a
-
really big guy...
-
holding a sign
-
that said, will
-
somebody pay me
-
for doing nothing
-
me being generous,
-
i tought him
-
how to get
-
worms, hooks, and
-
string. unfortunately he
-
hung his duck
-
what the... nevermind
-
did you know
-
yes I do
-
Debbie did Dallas
-
missed me apparently
-
consider yourself lucky
-
watch less pron
-
Eat more chicken
-
tastes like fish
-
didnt he mean prAWn?
-
I think he
-
i like turtles
-
your a zombie!
-
THE SHEEP SAID
-
i like sheep
-
with six breasts
-
and a tiny
-
collar with leash
-
to tie up
-
to the pole
-
for sheep fun
-
with no protection
-
or sheepskin perhaps?
-
allergic to wool
-
charged with static
-
hang on better
-
like ballons on
-
my bare chest
-
and hairy balls
-
of chocolate dipped
-
this is gross...
-
yes it is
-
under his silla
-
silla=chair?
-
vamos a la
-
google translate rocks!
-
Easy as 123
-
su hermana por
-
vidi vini vici
-
y el jefe
-
etait trop enorme
-
Oooh La La!
-
you're too excited
-
Rule #12 anyone? :P
-
Not today, thanks.
-
none for me
-
watch i flee
-
someone's grammar failed
-
e nuff said
-
cars are red
-
What the heck?
-
Im passed out
-
Sharpies for everyone
-
Mmmmmmm, nose candy
-
shut your mouth
-
when you chew
-
or your mother
-
will smack the
-
tar out of
-
you for being
-
a mudhole jumper
-
gave his dog
-
a mudhole jumper
love your sig :D
-
one plus one
-
forty and two
-
6 and shrew
-
a weird week
-
end led to
-
KILL DA WABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
so i put
-
KILL DA WABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
in the three
-
why not nine?
-
yea the nine
-
Bin Laden neutralized
-
per i od
-
Bin Laden neutralized
EF N A
-
merica fa yea
-
Meanwhile in Australia...
-
navy seals report
-
bye bye beardie
-
got whats coming
-
now gone swimming
-
with the fishes
-
end of story.
-
three more words
-
read my lips
-
Mission accomplished.................
Again
-
sprouting two fingers
-
in each nostril
-
the fart vapor
-
Drifts towards girl
-
in dutch oven
-
why you sonofa..
-
Biscuit and gravy
-
bone in ham
-
kit and caboodle
-
hit and run
-
Duck and cover
-
beans and rice
-
I found it
-
Snap Crackle Pop
-
where was it?
-
Snap Crackle Pop
Went my spine.
-Penguin
-
waddle waddle waddle
-
waddle waddle waddle
That's my line.
-Penguin
-
When in Rome
-
i saw a
-
Emperor Penguin waddle
-
holding a crystal
-
Singing 'Hi Ho'
-
got some thigh
-
marching down a
-
victory parade for
-
here kitty kitty
-
following a swift
-
illegal Mexican immigrant
-
to Joachims house?
-
I managed to
-
poop my pants
-
And i think
-
to Joachims house?
Ok wtf :rofl
-
i thought joachim
-
Was a beast
-
but then he
-
got breast implants
-
Only so i
-
could play with
-
Both of our
-
new fun bags
-
and his ding-a-ling
-
was wondering why
-
they smelt funny
-
Huge gas leak!
-Penguin
-
That exploded horrificly.
-
into frothy poops
-
onto livid midgets
-
Mental midgets to-be-exact
-
the midgets sucked....... :D
-
the midgets sucked....... :D
A huge, blue...
-Penguin
-
kaleidoscope through each
-
orafice, leading to
-
more frothy poops
-
in psychedelic crystalline
-
dreams of contenment.
-
O my God!
-
A 50ft woman
-
horse could't satisfy
-
swam with whales
-
high on cocaine
-
looking for sperm
-
Is she pregnant?
-Penguin
-
with a whale?
-
Will it blend?
-Penguin
-
SO....MANY....BISHOPS
-
building post count
-
with a whale?
yes HE is
-
who is he?
-
Rapture predictor guy.
-Penguin
-
Blondie did rapture :rolleyes:
-
guy couldnt capture
-
any good pictures
-
at the lecture
-
of the breasts
-
No cameras allowed :cry
-Penguin
-
on the motorboat
-
because of children
-
peeing off the
-
WTF?
*that counts as 3 words.
-
World Tinkle Fountain
-
At the mall
-
of golden showers
-
I want to
-
Unzip my short
-
turd in punchbowl
-
turd in punchbowl
-
but the kids
-
see double post?
-
got completley naked
-
i threw up
-
First for everything.
-
second for nothing
-
baklava for lunch
-
moo, woof, neigh
-
sea dog see
-
cat can't catch
-
fast, fat mouse
-
trap Laos chicken
-
scrawny but tasty!
-
kinda like cat.
-
I hate cats.
-Penguin
-
I hate cats.
-Penguin
i do too!
-
<- Hunted stray cats
-Penguin
-
cats are killers
-
To my garden.
-Penguin
-
ate the peppers
-
runs with rabbits
-
through the squash
-
out the woods
-
in the swamp
-
to grandmother's house
-
back to the
-
3 years ago
(lets make a real story? this doesnt make sense.... haha)
-
your counting FAILS
-
now youre educated
-
eye are won
-
that was terrible
-
with peanut butter
-
on the pizza
-
why choose that?
-
the story goes...
-
Wham Blam Bang
-
Mr. Swing DaWang
-
Goes click klang
-
The Spit16 is
-
using the vertical
-
To head on?!
-
Unleash POWN on-u
-
then HO you
-
can i moo?
-
"thats my boat"
(http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd313/natorino/cobrajet.jpg)
-
PT Boat?
-
fail at counting.
-
Flopping Fishing Boat
-
furry lap flounder
-
hairy clam hammer
-
thats just wrong
-
Shaved lunch meat
-
roast beef curtains
-
Roast ham rabbits?!
-
Bippity boppity boo :headscratch:
-
shaved roast beef
-
beef stuffed taco
-
Want a tattoo?
-
and an STD
-
STD via tatoo?
-Penguin
-
DE PLANE BOSS!!
-
We're off topic!
-
Of course not!
-
In that case,...
-
Laugh out loud
-
Don't look down
-
Oh no, what
-
Giant exploions there
-
and pimple puss
-
on my big
-
Sweaty swampy butt
-
Sitting on the
-
Sausage covered pizza.
-Penguin
-
Shooting rifles at
-
a big watermelon
-
filled with jelly
-
siting on a
-
White picket fence
-
eating fluffy yellow
-
more like orange
-
with purple spots
-
on his tiny
-
little bucket chair
-
Drinkin' and Drivin'
-
while clubbing seals
-
laughing with everyone
-
any canadians here?
-
like we care
-
who cares, eh?
-
take off, eh
-
like waffles with
-
Maple syrup, eh?
-Penguin
-
Mini potato pies
-
and beer eh
-
with black popping
-
that glows purple
-
in the dark
-
and flows green
-
from deaf ears
-
of fermented corn
-
used for texture
-
and for distilling
-
yellow-green jellyfish jelly
-
three words, please
-
Back to the
-
topic at hand
-
not tossing salad
-
with large cucumbers
-
and soggy croutons
-
With extra dressing
-
no anchovies please
-
main ingredient Caesar
-
extra Parmesan cheese
-
blue cheese please
-
green sausage, too
-
not on pizza
-
put it in
-
what about meatwad!?!
-
the only meatwad
-
needed is rare
-
on virtual pizza
-
High Heel Hustle
-
Flat Foot Fumble
-
Audible Anal Air
-
Ways in pie
-
ruined the pattern
-
of this story
-
about a mongoose
-
Rikki Tikki Tavi
-
moo woof neigh?
-
left for dead
-
left for dead
in the hospital
-
eating a jellyfish
-
with peanut butter
-
the crunchy kind
-
without yellow tea
-
bag momas face
-
with large rocks
-
metamorphic, igneous, or volcanic?
-
um all 3
-
on an abandoned
-
functioning time machine
-
hottub time machine
-
some Lougle maps...
-
one armed man
-
clapping silently alone
-
that's just dirty
-
shoes on the
-
countertop at starbucks
-
smell like coffee
-
and soured milk
-
now sour cream
-
no it's milk
-
cows make milk
-
no sharks do
-
they make jello
-
and yellow pudding
-
out of people
-Penguin
-
eww that's discusting
-
no its yummy
-
drink the kool-aid
-
:eek:Eat soilent green :eek:
-
sheldon says no
-
of course yes
-
well possibly somtimes
-
Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
-
a vector victor?
-
Surely you jest.
-
Messchershmitts High 6
-
No high 12
-
clear my 12
-
new pimple ointment?
-
No pie ointment
-
I thought preparationH
-
No that's KY
-
woe is me
-
Wake the dead!
-
Oh no zombies!
-
Did you call?
-
you look familiar
-
minus degenerative rot
-
and everything else
-
Oh no zombies!
get the shotguns!
-
you'll shoot your
-
Whats that smell?
-
that was rude -.-
-
Until you see
-
that was rude -.-
Light a match
-
start a fire
-
under somebody's butt
-
please be clean...
-
hair and dookie
-
please be clean...
wet soapy tata's
-
lets ignore B-17
-
Look a TV!
-
Everywhere I look
-
I see something
-
like beef jerky
-
or maybe steak
-
no, potato salad
-
What about macaroni?
-
It's probably nothing
-
Who touched me?
-
was it B-17?
-
her hairy palms
-
touched my nipples
-
so i grabbed
-
"who's your daddy"
-
Actually, I'm "he".
-
I'm a flea
-
That plays Bass
-
with yellow fish
-
I play 7 instruments, and I can't count either.
-
How do you
-
give girls rugburns
-
shave too close
-
Was it really?
-
No, too far
-
I love bagpipes
-
Tasty, tasty cheese
-
seen my spitfire? :airplane:
-
Or my B-17?
-
i shot it
-
With what gun?
-
My P-51B's .50
-
Blue on blue!
-Penguin
-
Yellow on yellow!
-
I like colors!
-Penguin
-
Colors are tasty
-
'shrooms are dangerous :x
-
oh so dangerous
-
who wants pizza?
-
I haz pizza.
-
With giant sausages
-
Meatwad is displeased
-
replaced by cheesewad
-
Gooey provolone's tasty
-
Blue Cheese Baconburger
-
third page...c'mon
-
man on woman
-
pork on beef
-
Pastrami on rye
-
toes on sand
-
surrounded by thonged ladies
-
rumple stilt skins
-
Lilo and Stitch
-
surrounded by thonged ladies
Ozzfest warps reality :banana:
-
Chicken on salad
-
salad on chicken?
-
Chicken eats egg
-
Which came first?
-
Maybe the chicken
-
I think egg
-
Who believes evolution
-
Does Darwin Believe?
-
space born organics
-
Free floating hydroponics
-
welcome twilight zone
-
to end thread
-
or smoke it
-
RedTail was here....
-
with tiny rifles
-
Does Darwin Believe?
Your grammar sucks.
-
Thank you B-17
-
for your obvious
-
attention to detail
-
Don't look up
-
b-17s mom is
-
dropping a load
-
Four thousand pounds
-
thats two ton
-
Bigger is better
-
dont look up....
-
Or you'll trip
-
on the trough
-
your horse ignored.
-
Was it gold?
-
Where's the rainbow?
-
It's over there
-
across the deserted
-
next to the....
-
teleporting hot tub
-
somone killed mine
-
Always very sad
-
but I got
-
new teleporting gummy
-
new teleporting gummy
as colorful as
-
many rainbow sprinkles
-
with magical unicorns
-
eating cinnamon waffles
-
and eating goblins
-
that yells "muffins"
-
and then chagnes
-
into fat sausages
-
which are blue
-
with yellow stripes
-
that glow when
-
in the dark
-
because of a
Is it just me or is iron making more than his fair share of posts?
-
chemical in the
-
number thirteen additive.
-
Became Jack Daniels
-
that tasted so..
-
good from her
-
giant toaster oven
-
giant zebra sharks :noid.
-
eating laser guns
-
farting out rainbows
-
that incinerates evil
-
That also Smells
-
of Iron650's mother :rofl.
-
ist eine h?nden
-
ohhhhh burn iron!!!
-
Just got owned :rofl :rofl
-
taking cheap shots
:(
-
Because its easy :D
-
with a shotgun
-
to your face
-
I'm in Quebec!
-
Drinking cold LaBatt's
-
Most interesting man :confused:?
-
not even close
-
well why not?
-
not Dos Equis
-
not Dos Equis
90 seconds late
:bhead
-
relax, don't worry
-
Why no Dos?
relax, don't worry
Be happy :lol.
-
Have a homebrew
-
Have a homebrew
you responded correctly
-
which is incorrect
-
read Charlie Papazian
-
drinking bottles of
-
bleach and turpentine
-
while cleaning clothes
-
soaked in blood
-
from dog food
-
that became poop
-
in iron's face
-
cheap shots again :(
-
ask for patron
-
HEY thats My!!
-
bicycle. You cant
-
fly without wings
-
though given proper
-
equipment shooting peas
-
and laser cannons
-
I'm in B.C!
-
is that relevant?
-
What is Anymore
-
ya es espanol
-
Don't shoot pie
-
eyed wondering teenagers
-
taters are cool :banana:.
-
HE is better
-
No, I am
-
Nope Stitch is :D
-
Meant High Explosive
-
Meat High Explosives :huh?
-
No Cheese explosives
-
I meant ME :banana:
-
Machine energy pie?
-
Miam miam miam!
-
buffalo chip dip
-
flip slip lip
-
stick trick lick
-
stop flop mop
-
Spam, Spam,Spam
-
Spammity Spam Spam
-
Spammity Spam Spam
makes crappy burgers
-IMHO :noid
-
dont make burgers!
-
Yo Spammity Sam?
-
Iron's incompetent flying
-
got him shot
-
by suicidal cakes :noid.
-
by suicidal cakes :noid.
with hardtack biscuits
-
Tickle me hard
-
Honestly Tank-Ace?
REALLY? :furious
-
Whoa i'm straight :rofl
-
Whoa i'm straight :rofl
So am I! :cool: :banana:
-
I'm scared now :cry
-
I cant breath
-
I cant breath
well why not
-
dust getting eaten
-
Dust got ate?
-
Post count boost
-
Post count boost
Dont need boostin
-
to eat potatoes
-
YAYYYY!!!!! I posted!
-
Like your sigpic.
-
So am I! :cool: :banana:
Some aren't, though.
-
Like your sigpic.
Danke, Herr Prop :salute.
-
Mein gott, SCHNELL!!
-
Like your sigpic.
This three words :headscratch:?
-
This three words :headscratch:?
das ist vier
-
das ist vier
Gott Verdammt Heinrich
-
great Dridecker skins :aok
-
sagte mein führer
-
follow me young
-
to the deathstar
-
for worship of
-
for worship of
Aces High gods
-
Who give mercy
-
Who give mercy
to new skinners
-
and leg humpers
-
who are dogs
-
that defy reasonable
-
reasonably sized poodles
-
just like shawk
:rofl :rofl
-
flew with Snoopy
-
Moo, Baa, neigh.
-
Moo, Baa, neigh.
Lancstuka the animals
-
NOT THE SHEEP!!!!!!!!!
-
HE KILLED COWS?
-
you bloody murderer
-
HTC killed sheep
-
stupid dumb HTC
-
HTC made AH
-
HTC made AH
For Dunken Monkeys
-
monkeys cant fly
-
Showed his junk
-
now IM scared
-
like a boss?
-
Like little baby
-
bunch of noobs
-
Such tasteless humour.
-
Thats family guy
-
you bore me
-
and that's fun
-
as if fun
-
dont tell me :old:
-
what 1+1 is
-
LOOK IM BREAKING THE RULES!
-
so much tolearn.
-
Its really not that hard to break the rules ya know, if you don't wanna keep it going people will just stop folloing :banana:
-
get a life
-
get a life
with many women
-
Score man SCORE! :aok
-
score how? oral?
-
heard that hurts :rofl
-
No, not really ;)
-
oh dear god :bolt:
-
Myself=more experienced?
-
post your resume
-
It's too long :rofl
-
I doubt that
-
True, only 15.
-
Oh wait years
-
yeah, I know.
-
wheres the beef?
-
yeah, I know.
me too 14 :aok
-
cupcake muffins make
-
really good snacks
-
to drink. I
-
dont want Krusty's
-
sense of humor
:bolt:
-
kiss my shiny
-
new Boeing B-17
-
Laugh out loud :rofl
-
use of words :aok
-
I know right
-
finger in the
-
well of hypocrisy
-
My sig working?
-
Yes, it is
-
Is it moving?
-
LOCK THIS THREAD
:pray
-
Why lock it?
-
this is why..
-
What is this?
-
Yes. Why lock?
-
He's a Hater :D
-
Stitch=Hater?
-
I wanna die
oh how come?
-
I was curious!!
-
someone kill me
whats the matter?
-
You really suck.
-
shoot me in the head
1-800-DONTDOIT
-
lol "Get Smart"
-
1-800-DONTDOIT
with a prostitue :confused:.
-
who has syphilis
-
to deep throat
-
Stitch=Hater?
stitch = fluffy
-
stitch in time
-
stitch = fluffy
Fluffy=Groom
-
Stitch = aweome
-
stitch in time
MARCH in time :aok
-
conspiracy's a crime :noid
-
lol that rhymed
-
What's your point?
-
Who needs points?
-
Pencils need points!
-
To stab people?
-
stich is ugly.
-
stich scares bats
-
stich scares bats
bats on viagra
-
What The Fork!
-
Holy toejamaki Mushrooms!
-
The lunatics have
-
Don't be hatin
-
rattle my snake
-
with two twigs
-
and a hatchet
-
honey and ants
-
blue butt doggy.
Comment:
I really wanna hit that blue rodent :aok.
-
blue butt doggy.
Comment:
I really wanna hit that blue rodent :aok.
:uhoh oh dear god
-
time to go
:bolt:
-
go means run!!
-
run means fly
-
fly means swim!
-
Swim means sink!
-
sink means float
-
float means flush
-
flush the bush?
-
flush means pi?
-
pi means pyrotechnics
-
Pi=3.14......
-
Does pi like
-
girls in bikinis
-
that shoots shotguns
-
girls in bikinis
who doesn't like?
-
scantily clad girls
-
just got killed
-
by the hammer?
-
and corn hole.
-
like my sig?
-
by the hammer?
hammer of justice?
-
hammer of justice?
No, Corn Hole!
-
yes! naked girls
-
eating muffins shooting
-
penguins in the
-
donkey....yeah donkey
-
That'll do donkey
-
Shut your "donkey''
-
y dont u
-
Please spell intelligently.
-
or else shawk
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pantie raids continue
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all bunched up
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Like Midaquas ego.
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Do hetzers hetz?
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Do they scamper :huh?!?!
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does the 75mm
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No, it doesn't.
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oh thank god
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Is that bad?
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No, because teleporting
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has mutated flies
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which shoots shotguns
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girlfriend hates flies
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that eats iron (no, not me the metal)
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nickel or copper
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I'm not sure.
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did you smell
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K$ is hungry :noid.
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Who's that, again?
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Who's that, again?
Are you supid?
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No, just misinformed.
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go gets edumicated.
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end this thread?
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Look! a giant
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NY or SF?
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(pace picante commercial) NEW YORK CITY!?
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CITY YORK NEW?!
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:confused: :uhoh :bolt:
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What's that mean?
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:old: :neener: :cheers:
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Lost, they are...
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It's been awhile.
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Not long enough...
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you think so?
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not really, but
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yet this again
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i thought i
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saw a puddycat
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trying to eat
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a small skorpion :ahand
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It's not dead?
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it is not!
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Are you sure? :devil
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very sure indeed....
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just look at
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my double post
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I did look
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and it fails
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to capture the
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awsome nyan cat
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brought back game?
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Game back brought...
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Broke Back Mountain?
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Big Brown Marsupial
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Who misses this?
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For the Swarm?
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That doesn't matter
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to the fish
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caught by trollers
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with big ears
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like the Ferengi
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Something is missing
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a rubber ducky?
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Not the ducky!!
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I farted bad
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Onto the raccoon?
-Penguin
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Poor, poor racoon
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This thing again?
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Sure, why not?
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because it's lame
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Where's the story?
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right over there
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A story about
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Three word stories.
-Penguin
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Not very imaginative
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Ha! Who cares?
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Said the drill...
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bit taylor swift
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made zero sense
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flouncing her putrid
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candy corn teeth
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Happen after Hallowe'en
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ina budweiser bikini