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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Tracers on September 18, 2014, 04:11:38 AM
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Anyone else get a laugh from dweebs that need to cry over PM after they are put in the tower? I find it very entertaining :D
The best part is the lies and back-pedalling they throw out when you call em out on 200 :rofl.
:salute Beer :cheers:
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Yes, they lighten my day, they're priceless! :aok :aok :banana: :banana:
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The bish waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were rooks in the HQ. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the bish high command were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
He had been a bish for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the strat raiders and he said to Snailman “I want to be on the B29s.”
Snailman said “No! You will BE KILL BY ROOKS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the HQ he knew there were rooks.
“This is high command” the radio crackered. “You must fight the dweebs!”
So the bish gotted his La7 and took off.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the rooks
“I will vulch him” said the rookmaster and he fired the vulch rocket missiles. The bishop HO at him and tried to blew him up. But then the HQ went down and they were blind and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the dweebs” he shouted
The radio said “No, bish. You are the dweebs”
And then the bishop was a dweeb.
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The bish waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were rooks in the HQ. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the bish high command were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
He had been a bish for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the strat raiders and he said to Snailman “I want to be on the B29s.”
Snailman said “No! You will BE KILL BY ROOKS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the HQ he knew there were rooks.
“This is high command” the radio crackered. “You must fight the dweebs!”
So the bish gotted his La7 and took off.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the rooks
“I will vulch him” said the rookmaster and he fired the vulch rocket missiles. The bishop HO at him and tried to blew him up. But then the HQ went down and they were blind and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the dweebs” he shouted
The radio said “No, bish. You are the dweebs”
And then the bishop was a dweeb.
:huh
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The bish waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were rooks in the HQ. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the bish high command were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
He had been a bish for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the strat raiders and he said to Snailman “I want to be on the B29s.”
Snailman said “No! You will BE KILL BY ROOKS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the HQ he knew there were rooks.
“This is high command” the radio crackered. “You must fight the dweebs!”
So the bish gotted his La7 and took off.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the rooks
“I will vulch him” said the rookmaster and he fired the vulch rocket missiles. The bishop HO at him and tried to blew him up. But then the HQ went down and they were blind and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the dweebs” he shouted
The radio said “No, bish. You are the dweebs”
And then the bishop was a dweeb.
DokGonzo would be proud :devil
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The bish waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were rooks in the HQ. He didn’t see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to the bish high command were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
He had been a bish for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the strat raiders and he said to Snailman “I want to be on the B29s.”
Snailman said “No! You will BE KILL BY ROOKS”
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the HQ he knew there were rooks.
“This is high command” the radio crackered. “You must fight the dweebs!”
So the bish gotted his La7 and took off.
“HE GOING TO KILL US” said the rooks
“I will vulch him” said the rookmaster and he fired the vulch rocket missiles. The bishop HO at him and tried to blew him up. But then the HQ went down and they were blind and not able to kill.
“No! I must kill the dweebs” he shouted
The radio said “No, bish. You are the dweebs”
And then the bishop was a dweeb.
:rofl
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Yes, the PM's after they've died are always a giggle. My favorite is "I was AFK", PM'd 1.7 milliseconds after you've killed them and 3.4 seconds after they were turning.
These however, do not compare to the "silence" you hear after shooting down one of the mouthy players...................... ........................
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On the Pigs FB we have a section called Rage PM's ... OMG you should see some of them..makes me giggle every time a new one is posted.
LawnDart
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These however, do not compare to the "silence" you hear after shooting down one of the mouthy players...................... ........................
Happened just the other day with a Corsair pile-it whose name rhymes with J-Lo :rofl
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On the Pigs FB we have a section called Rage PM's ... OMG you should see some of them..makes me giggle every time a new one is posted.
LawnDart
We screenshot every high quality Rage PM to preserve for future enjoyment. Keep them coming Bishop & Rook Pilots/Gv'ers! :aok
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We screenshot every high quality Rage PM to preserve for future enjoyment. Keep them coming Bishop & Rook Pilots/Gv'ers! :aok
Don't think for a second that Rooks and Bish are the only ones who know how to rage PM...
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Don't think for a second that Rooks and Bish are the only ones who know how to rage PM...
Pretty sure you are correct. I have flown Knights 99.9% of the last 7 years so the only Rage PMs I have ever received are from Bishop and Rooks. So for me, the statement holds some truth.
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Lawndart, there is no giggling in AH....sheesh! But now I'll have to find your FB to read them for myself.
boo
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On the Pigs FB we have a section called Rage PM's ... OMG you should see some of them..makes me giggle every time a new one is posted.
We screenshot every high quality Rage PM to preserve for future enjoyment.
What a splendid idea! Thank you... you two just gave me an idea.
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See Rules #4, #6
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:noid :noid :noid :noid :noid
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(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/whinyganger.jpg) (http://s343.photobucket.com/user/caldera_08/media/whinyganger.jpg.html)
I send one out once in a blue moon but at least mine make sense.
What a Gentleman he is.
Not gonna lie though, i send rage filled PMs every now and again. I usually apologize once I stop seeing red.
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I have a tendency to get very colorful PMs from Aces Highs favorite concrete princess. Usually whenever he decides to leave tarmac, he ends up dying and it's usually because I'm "cheating."
I'm not going to share them since they wouldn't be appropriate.
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Not gonna lie though, i send rage filled PMs every now and again. I usually apologize once I stop seeing red.
^ I can confirm both of these. :D
I'm willing to be everyone in this game has done it. Stuff happens.
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To find your acrimonious soul mate, just dial, 800 Iam AWeenii. Our kind and cheerful operator will get you hooked right up in no time.
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I'm willing to be everyone in this game has done it.
You would lose that bet big tme :aok
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(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh499/zedocbarnaby/ahss78_zps92c11029.png)
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh499/zedocbarnaby/fde6ab20-f148-47a2-a8fe-ce5249b387fd_zpsc5f26a22.png)
Lets just say mankind doesnt need to read what Glzz said :uhoh
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My convos with a few people were always a blast. :rofl
Some of the easiest moves and shots to pull they call a hax. :rofl
Makes me feel only all teh moar uber. :banana:
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dont forget yesterday when your 109 was hacked because he couldnt do those moves in it
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You would lose that bet big tme :aok
He would lose at least twice Lusche. :aok
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dont forget yesterday when your 109 was hacked because he couldnt do those moves in it
Yes. :rofl
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(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh499/zedocbarnaby/ahss78_zps92c11029.png)
(http://i1248.photobucket.com/albums/hh499/zedocbarnaby/fde6ab20-f148-47a2-a8fe-ce5249b387fd_zpsc5f26a22.png)
Lets just say mankind doesnt need to read what Glzz said :uhoh
Pm me what I said lol
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He would lose at least twice Lusche. :aok
My humble pardon, o' most Holy Ones. How about "almost everyone" and leave it at that?
:angel: :devil :angel: :devil :angel: :devil
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I have a tendency to get very colorful PMs from Aces Highs favorite concrete princess. Usually whenever he decides to leave tarmac, he ends up dying and it's usually because I'm "cheating."
I'm not going to share them since they wouldn't be appropriate.
lol, all gv'ers that kill him get those, including myself. Cheating, Hacker, slow connection, etc. He's infamous with the rook gv'ers. <S> - Hetzer
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My humble pardon, o' most Holy Ones. How about "almost everyone" and leave it at that?
With not a single word I was referring to myself.
"Big times" meant exactly that: A huge number of players never rage PM's at all. I could name so many players where such a behavious is/was completely unthinkable. Many of them I actually killed myself ad nauseum and never got any PM by them.
Only a minority succumbs to the Dead Man's Rage :old:
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(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/whinyganger.jpg) (http://s343.photobucket.com/user/caldera_08/media/whinyganger.jpg.html)
I send one out once in a blue moon but at least mine make sense.
Textbook reason for the .report funct'in.
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I don't get a kick out of it. I don't get pissed. I just don't care. When it spills on 200 I squelch both parties, there r even repeat offenders I squelch as soon as their name pop up on 200. :angel:
It's too easy to get caught up in AH no lifers game only to the ultimate tarnishment of our sim.
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Over 12 years of playing, nasty PM's sent to me probably do not number more than 3.
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With not a single word I was referring to myself.
"Big times" meant exactly that: A huge number of players never rage PM's at all. I could name so many players where such a behavious is/was completely unthinkable. Many of them I actually killed myself ad nauseum and never got any PM by them.
Only a minority succumbs to the Dead Man's Rage :old:
If it's a minority, it's a pretty big one. :uhoh
But I have found the frequency of PMs tends to be less now than a few years ago. Last one I got was when I killed someone in a 1v1 and <S> them, only to get a PMed "For what? For dying?".
I quickly figured out he thought I was mocking him....after a brief explanation that I thought he fought well and the salute was genuine it was over. Still, sad the game has come to the point where you can't even <S> someone.
:frown:
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I have a collection of these PMs.
Pure joy to receive them - keep them coming boys! :t :cheers:
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Over 12 years of playing, nasty PM's sent to me probably do not number more than 3.
Then you aren't sneaky enough.
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"f you, fricken dorahore"
priceless
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I get tons of loving PMs :lol
here are some of my faves
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss0_zps716c8340.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss0_zps716c8340.jpg.html)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss3_zps04de2996.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss3_zps04de2996.jpg.html)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss11_zps39947bed.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss11_zps39947bed.jpg.html)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss15_zps7a0b1dc7.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss15_zps7a0b1dc7.jpg.html)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss10_zpsd0b679f2.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss10_zpsd0b679f2.jpg.html)
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I'm paranoid whenever I see an A20 around thanks to Cobia. :)
I took one up one day when a horde blew up all the FHs at an empty base just to see how it flew. It's a fighter. It is most definitely a fighter disguised as a ground attack plane. :D
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I never was good enough to get that kind of 'dogfight hack' accusations a lot.
... but when you repeatedly got "cheat! spy! you are reported!" PM's when you 'magically found' a multi box, escorted 25K bomber mission after wandering for 30+ minutes across the map, nothing much will surprise you anymore
Or those guys thinking, coming in with a goon from the totally opposite direction is a totally novel idea nobody ever had before in a game that's going for over 10 years... and thus you MUST have had a second account to find them
Too bad all those nice little screenshots are gone now...
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Paranoid and Terrified. if I see one actually fighting, I always check the roster and if Cobia's on I pretend I never saw it and just fly away, whistling.
I'd guarantee Cobia has destroyed many an ego here. Mine too once, and I knew it was him, I stayed with my game plan, then about 5 minutes later I was considering redecorating the tower with chintz.
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Paranoid and Terrified. if I see one actually fighting, I always check the roster and if Cobia's on I pretend I never saw it and just fly away, whistling.
I'd guarantee Cobia has destroyed many an ego here. Mine too once, and I knew it was him, I stayed with my game plan, then about 5 minutes later I was considering redecorating the tower with chintz.
I had to google chintz :noid
:salute Zoney
now wifeack is laughing at me :rofl
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I get tons of loving PMs :lol
here are some of my faves
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss0_zps716c8340.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss0_zps716c8340.jpg.html)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss3_zps04de2996.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss3_zps04de2996.jpg.html)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss11_zps39947bed.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss11_zps39947bed.jpg.html)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss15_zps7a0b1dc7.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss15_zps7a0b1dc7.jpg.html)
(http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/cobia38/ahss10_zpsd0b679f2.jpg) (http://s26.photobucket.com/user/cobia38/media/ahss10_zpsd0b679f2.jpg.html)
Love it! :rofl
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:rofl
Bish smell like ladies
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I'm paranoid whenever I see an A20 around thanks to Cobia. :)
I took one up one day when a horde blew up all the FHs at an empty base just to see how it flew. It's a fighter. It is most definitely a fighter disguised as a ground attack plane. :D
Paranoid and Terrified. if I see one actually fighting, I always check the roster and if Cobia's on I pretend I never saw it and just fly away, whistling.
I'd guarantee Cobia has destroyed many an ego here. Mine too once, and I knew it was him, I stayed with my game plan, then about 5 minutes later I was considering redecorating the tower with chintz.
Agreed! But I don't fly away, I love fighting Cobia in that A20. Im just very careful on HOW I fight him. Always a fun fight!
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I'm paranoid whenever I see an A20 around thanks to Cobia. :)
I took one up one day when a horde blew up all the FHs at an empty base just to see how it flew. It's a fighter. It is most definitely a fighter disguised as a ground attack plane. :D
Actually, it is a tank behaving like a fighter that disguises itself as a ground attack.
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A20s are yummy. :)
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Hey Tracers,
This thread inspired me to email vDALLAS and tell him he needs to get back into the game.
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Hey Tracers,
This thread inspired me to email vDALLAS and tell him he needs to get back into the game.
He brought the PM to an entirely new level... :x
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He brought the PM to an entirely new level... :x
That man is brave enough to single handedly take on 5 enemies at a time via PM.
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I receive PM's hourly and if I don't recieve hate PM's hourly then I know I'm not killing enough.
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ah the sweet delicious PMs u will get when your owning far superior planes in a p39/p40 are the greatest feelings in the world :airplane:
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PMs hourly? Yep your full of it.
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PMs hourly? Yep your full of it.
listen here Mr Butterworths..." You aint got no pancake mix"
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I never was good enough to get that kind of 'dogfight hack' accusations a lot.
... but when you repeatedly got "cheat! spy! you are reported!" PM's when you 'magically found' a multi box, escorted 25K bomber mission after wandering for 30+ minutes across the map, nothing much will surprise you anymore
Or those guys thinking, coming in with a goon from the totally opposite direction is a totally novel idea nobody ever had before in a game that's going for over 10 years... and thus you MUST have had a second account to find them
Too bad all those nice little screenshots are gone now...
Lmao I have gotten a few over goons. I saw one on he horizon from the tower once just barely above the trees no icon just a slow black dot. Field was capped so I snuck a jeep out to where I figured he wojld be and shot him in the cockpit. He was waaaaaaaay beyond po'd. Film, htc, cheat, etc. Full gamut. But never bothered to tell the next goon who flew the EXACT same pattern he had so I shot that one down too. It was quite funny to me though.
As to sending them, add me to the list of the many who do not send rage pm's. I do enjoy responding to them though as long as I have time.
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That man is brave enough to single handedly take on 5 enemies at a time via PM.
:rofl
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A favorite one from a few tours ago.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/hammerdown_zps9a175d79.jpg)
And a couple of old ones.
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/ahss89_zps00c8dddd.jpg)
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog.jpg)
(http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm94/Ack-Ack/rawwdog2.jpg)
ack-ack
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Ak-Ak, I knew it, you use rudder pedals!!!!
Seriously, some people.
:lol :lol
Wurz
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ah the sweet delicious PMs u will get when your owning far superior planes in a p39/p40 are the greatest feelings in the world :airplane:
(http://i343.photobucket.com/albums/o460/caldera_08/criesofadraggon.jpg) (http://s343.photobucket.com/user/caldera_08/media/criesofadraggon.jpg.html)
Ak-Ak, I knew it, you use rudder pedals!!!!
Seriously, some people.
:lol :lol
Wurz
Actually, he accused him of using ruddel pedals. Those are totally cheating, btw.
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He was waaaaaaaay beyond po'd. Film, htc, cheat, etc. Full gamut. But never bothered to tell the next goon who flew the EXACT same pattern he had so I shot that one down too.
:rofl :rofl
"You're down? Yeah, he got me in the same place before, that cheat!"
"Really? why didn't you say anything, but let me run into that trap?"
"I was too busy PMing him"
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ok, i need to buy rudder peddles :D
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ok, i need to buy rudder peddles
And this is how the mighty fall....
- oldman
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Actually, he accused him of using ruddel pedals. Those are totally cheating, btw.
I found them! Apparently ruddel pedals are a thing:https://www.tokopedia.com/keitaroshop/saitek-pro-flight-combat-ruddel-pedals/talk (https://www.tokopedia.com/keitaroshop/saitek-pro-flight-combat-ruddel-pedals/talk)
;)
Now don't you all go buy them, cheaters. Hehe.
<S>
Ryno
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This one still makes me laugh.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/Aces%20High/ahss107.jpg)
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This one still makes me laugh.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/Aces%20High/ahss107.jpg)
:rofl
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That number is disconnected :cry
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I knew Cobia would have a bunch. I wonder how many GHI has from when he flew the IL2 in f3 and mowed tons at low alt.
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I knew Cobia would have a bunch. I wonder how many GHI has from when he flew the IL2 in f3 and mowed tons at low alt.
Those were the days - until the whiners convinced HT to kill the F3 mode... booooo hoooooo
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(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/smitha_chris67/ahss15.png) (http://s279.photobucket.com/user/smitha_chris67/media/ahss15.png.html)
(http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk121/smitha_chris67/ahss17.png) (http://s279.photobucket.com/user/smitha_chris67/media/ahss17.png.html)
Some guy wasn't too happy earlier today and I just fed the fire.
:devil
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A couple of my favorites :D
Dallas after i killed his buffs with rockets from my 110
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y382/matt_houston2/PM_zpsc392fa88.png) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/matt_houston2/media/PM_zpsc392fa88.png.html)
Greyclf confusing spawn camping 85 with aimbot, weak i know but i wasn't forcing him to keep upping :lol
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y382/matt_houston2/Grayclif4_zps2716fd8e.png) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/matt_houston2/media/Grayclif4_zps2716fd8e.png.html)
CFFalcon who invited himself to join my fight with a 39 (at a staggering high 10k alt). had been fighting the 39 for a few mins before CFFalcon jumped in in his pony and was quickly dispatched of
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y382/matt_houston2/ahss366_zps2ecb8e1b.png) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/matt_houston2/media/ahss366_zps2ecb8e1b.png.html)
***EDIT*** The green guy in the last SS turned up after both the pony and 39 were down
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Here's one from my collection and some fresh ones:
(http://i60.tinypic.com/21mu61c.png)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/kbvhx4.png)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/30sd8cl.png)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/15cf51x.png)
As you can see, everyone loves me! :angel:
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What? No vDallas love? Man...I wish I had saved mine.
EDIT: I meant MORE vDallas love. :D
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I still have the film saved of when Tosh rage voice PM'd me after I killed him 3 times, and a few other films where I'm accused of cheating/hacking. :lol
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This one still makes me laugh.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/Aces%20High/ahss107.jpg)
I think he was looking for a date.
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Here's one from my collection and some fresh ones:
(http://i60.tinypic.com/21mu61c.png)
(http://i57.tinypic.com/kbvhx4.png)
(http://i62.tinypic.com/30sd8cl.png)
(http://i61.tinypic.com/15cf51x.png)
As you can see, everyone loves me! :angel:
The first one seems to be a player with the name of a certain spy plane :devil And I see the second one was from today just as I was giving targeting info to 88s shooting at me over 200 :angel:
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I think he was looking for a date.
Well the number is out of service :( I will take his spot in the date.