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Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 15, 2007, 01:53:30 AM
Reading Filths Round Table thread reminded me of a post i made in his original interview a player thread...

I said it was to be continued, so here is Part 1 and Part 2

I hope you enjoy it.



Filth Interviews HTC
Part 1

Hello everyone, this month I had the chance to interview the man himself..... HiTech.

I travelled to the new office's via P51, I knew that I was close when I found myself being Vulched on landing at Dallas airport, climbing from the wreckage of the old war bird I took the time to hold up a Black sign with "Nice Kill Ya Big Vulch-Tard" written in 70 point white Tahoma font before climbing into Skuzzy's 2006 Lexus IS250

I was mildly embarrassed as I said hello to the Skuzmister only to find Carrie at the wheel. I asked where Skuzzy was as I apologised to her for the mistake and she politely pointed to the rear seat where Skuzzy was furiously working the keyboards of five laptops simultaneously. "Working on network issues I asked". Skuzzy grunted and motioned his head towards Carrie who enlightened me by saying "He is actually moderating the current BK threads".

Pulling away from the fire trucks and the burning wreckage, the furious typing in the back seat momentarily stopped, I saw Skuzzy briefly look out the back window, he returned to his typing pausing only to say "Carrie would be be so kind". She replied with a node in the rear vision mirror and then asked me to pass her bag which was at my feet. From it she pulled a small object that I thought was a dark green apple put it to her mouth and then threw it out the window and up in to the air "what was that I asked ?" "Grenade" she casually replied .

The WTF? expression on my face must have been clear as she again pointed to the back of the car, my confusion as to how a small yet lethal explosive device would help Skuzzy in he efforts was short lived, for behind us the Vulch-Tard was flying low over the runway attempting to up his rank with a GV kill on Lexus. Carrie's timing was perfect, the grenade exploded bringing the Vulchers short flight to an eventful end....

        To be continued


Filth Interviews HTC
Part 2

As we arrived at the hallowed grounds to the chants and yells of a protest crowd, I saw that they were almost all women...

"What's going on here ?" I asked

"AH widows" Carrie replied "They tried for a class action suite, but all the Lawyers are busy playing AH".

"Oh" I said "is it safe to get out ? They look awfully angry"

"Don't worry, HiTech told them to stay off the property, or he would give there partners free life time accounts"

I made a mental note to send the missus here later.  

Carrie bought the car to a stop and motioned me to wait before getting out.

"I think I had better prepare you for what your going to see in here" Carrie said

"Why ?" I asked

"Well with CT and the arena changes the guys are under a lot of pressure at the moment"

"Yeah I thought they would be, I was surprised that HT agreed to the interview"

"We all were, Just keep in mind that they are all under a lot of pressure please"

"Sure Carrie will do" I said with a smile

Skuzzy climbed out of the back with all five laptops stacked upon each other but with deft agility he still managed to keep tapping away at the one on top, its lid still open. Amongst all the protesters and my trepidation from Carries warning I was still over come with excitement, I was here I was actually... THUNK ... falling to the ground.....

A short while later I found myself waking to Carries voice "Real sorry about that" she said "But super lost 5 hours work to a layer bug, He sorta threw the monitor out the window and it sorta landed on your head...".

"Ah no problem" I replied "Just glad it was an LCD and not a C.... " I stopped mid-centance, walking towards me was Pyro I had to blink at what he was carrying over his right shoulder it looked like an AK-47, Pyro stopped infront of me, I glanced at Carrie and she put her finger to her lips silently telling me to say nothing.

"So your here to interview HT ?" he said

I stood, holding out my hand I replied "Yeah I am really excited top be here"

Pyro looked at my hand and with a friendly yet somewhat maniacal grin said "I wont shake your hand at the moment, you know gun grease and all"

"Yeah no problem" I said as  I involuntarily released a nervous chuckle

"What's you BBS name" he asked.

As I replied Pyro pulled a small black notebook from his pocket and started to flip through it

"Well you not on the list, that's good"

"List ?" I enquired

"Oh its nothing, just wanted to know if I should be getting the cleaning kit out for Betsy here, but  I guess I wont be needing it today"

Carrie stepped forward and said "Come with me, we'll get you a coffee and biscuit while you pull yourself together" she led me to a small nicely furnished lunch room "By the way don't mention Pyro's.. Um... toy"

"Its not loaded.... is it" I asked

"Well that depends on how many threads he has read today" she sighed and almost to herself she said  "We go through a lot of monitors here"

"Oh !" I replied meekly as I began to wonder if I should postpone the interview to a less hectic date...

To be continued
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 15, 2007, 01:56:07 AM
The view expressed by the Author do not represent the views of HiTech Creations, its staff or any other sane people.

However the next person to request a NOOK or utter the words "Two Weeks" may just find them selves receiving a visit from Betsy

:p
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on February 15, 2007, 08:10:26 AM
:lol :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl
Halarious! Classic! Brilliant! Hurry and give us the rest! lol!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Laurie on February 15, 2007, 08:59:40 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

could make that into a short story or comic and sell it to players lol
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: WilldCrd on February 15, 2007, 09:20:41 AM
So when we getting the NOOOOOOK!!!????






















2 Weeks?

:rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: FiLtH on February 15, 2007, 09:26:10 AM
LOL..thats alot longer than any interview I'd probably get!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Major Biggles on February 15, 2007, 09:27:52 AM
oh mussie that was totally brilliant! :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 15, 2007, 03:11:32 PM
Thanks for the replies, I am glad you all liked it

Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Skuzzy on February 15, 2007, 03:23:42 PM
ROFLMBO!!!!!!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on February 15, 2007, 06:20:25 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
ROFLMBO!!!!!!


Hey skuzzy, better get back to your 5 laptops! :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: ROC on February 15, 2007, 06:37:11 PM
Quote
To be continued



..And Then?







:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Raptor on February 15, 2007, 09:18:38 PM
For a minute I thought this was a bump of that 5 year old ToD interview thread:lol
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: hitech on February 16, 2007, 11:06:44 AM
waiting intently. :)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 16, 2007, 11:29:36 AM
Sorry HT I sorta got writers block.... A b-25 might clear it though.....  :p

J/K

Working on the next part now....
Title: Part 3
Post by: mussie on February 16, 2007, 02:36:51 PM
"Perhaps I should come back later..." I suggested to Carrie

"HT should be ready soon, so just try to relax and enjoy the coffee" she replied

"How do you keep from going lala Carrie" I ask making polite conversation

I was struck with fear as I heard the words "Oh God" escaped carries Mouth almost simultaneously a voice from down the corridor yelled "Right that's the it... your on the list". followed by what sounded frighteningly like a magazine being loaded.

"Its ok Pyro" Carrie called back "he want talking about the plane that must not be named"

"What do you mean by the plane that must not be named" I asked in a hushed whisper

"You said the nick name of the plane that must not be named" she replied under her breath

"What " I asked as it dawned on me "Oh you mean the LA....."

"STOP!!!" Carrie cut me off  "Look Pyro is a real nice guy, but if you say the name of the plane that must not be named, Betsy will be needing cleaning today " you stay here while I go calm Pyro down.

I stood and went to the window, at least the view was nice, trees, flowers, a monitor sailing through the air... "What have I gotten myself into?" I thought.

Someone enter the room I turned, it was someone I had yet to meet, as he walked past me to the fridge, I saw his eyes were red and by the look of him I doubt he had slept much in the last week... There was something about him, something subtle that told me It had to Waffle....

Perhaps the fact that although dishevelled (and possibly in need of a hot shower) the bounce in his step gave me the impression that his red eyes and sleepless nights were not the result of stress but of the enthusiasm you experience when you start a new job, or perhaps (and I go out on a limb here)  it was the words "Yo Daddy Superfly" on the paper taped to his back...

TBC

Note: The author does not know much about Waffle or his personal hygene habbits :p
Title: Waffle
Post by: TalonX on February 16, 2007, 03:49:11 PM
.....................I was surprised to learn Waffle is deaf.  It makes his soundpak that much more impressive.

:rofl

Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 68slayr on February 16, 2007, 04:08:54 PM
LMAO   ....wheres part 4?
Title: Re: Waffle
Post by: mussie on February 16, 2007, 04:46:22 PM
Quote
Originally posted by TalonX
.....................I was surprised to learn Waffle is deaf.  It makes his soundpak that much more impressive.

:rofl



DAM STRAIGHT....

Waffle
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: texasmom on February 16, 2007, 09:51:07 PM
:) Good Stuff ~ I'm watching for more. Liked the idea of drawings to accompany it. :)

LOL ~ AH widows outside ~ LOL
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 17, 2007, 02:29:22 PM
Part 4

Closing the fridge he walked over to the window next to me and stood looking out

"Hi" I said

He  acknowledge my presence with a curt nod and as he continued to look out the window, he looked like a man lost deep in his own thoughts he looked into the gardens and park across the road examining the tress and shrubs.  Having recently seen his work on the new terrains I assumed that he was looking for inspiration or studying their forms and colours.

"I know you out there" I heard him say, more to himself than to me.

"Pardon ?" I said now thinking that it was stress and not enthusiasm as I first assumed.... "are you ok ?"

"Your not going to get me..." Again He spoke his thoughts allowed "No.... you wont get me a third time"

Carrie appeared back at the door to the coffee room and motioned me over to her. Outside the room I asked Carrie what was wrong with Waffle

"He's been like that since the incident" she said "We try not to make a deal of it"

"Incident...?" I asked

"Yes" she replied "It was all over the BBS" she sounded very concerned.

"Sorry but I must be missing something" I said

She looked into the room and continued "Waffles never quite gotten over that day and now he's always looking over his shoulder waiting for the third strike..."

"For who...? " I asked starting to REALLY wonder just what the hell I had gotten myself into

Carrie looked me straight in the eye, took a breath and said "For JB88..."  

(http://www.augustbach.com/revenge.gif)

To be continued

The author would like to thank JB88 for the "I Shot Down Waffle Twice Today" Thread and the artwork contained with in....

Cause he was plum outta ideas and cant draw anything more than stick figures
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Meatwad on February 17, 2007, 02:38:54 PM
OMFG :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 17, 2007, 02:39:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Meatwad
OMFG :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl


Phew... I was worried that I was loosing my touch on this one
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on February 17, 2007, 04:32:35 PM
not hardly mussie :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: eilif on February 17, 2007, 07:44:57 PM
:lol :cry :lol
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: frank3 on February 18, 2007, 03:48:54 AM
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/68_1105913776_naamloos.jpg)

That must've been the best thing I've seen since...since...I was born! :lol :rofl :aok (note my extremely good mood by using 3 smilies!)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Schatzi on February 18, 2007, 07:24:51 AM
:lol  :rofl  :lol

mussie,

this is awesome.
Keep 'em coming :).
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 18, 2007, 08:17:50 AM
Hey guys... and Gal ( Schatzi)

I am going to jump on and see if I can relax for a hour or two, but after that it may be a few days before I can continue this, RL has yet again decided I have too much time on my hands.....

ALL THANKS FOR THE COMMENTS....

P.S. In my next part I will introduce Super and Sudz.... I got it all ready in my head, just need to flesh it out.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: frank3 on February 18, 2007, 08:27:05 AM
The best one yet:

Quote
I stood and went to the window, at least the view was nice, trees, flowers, a monitor sailing through the air... "What have I gotten myself into?" I thought.


:lol :lol
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Kazaa on February 18, 2007, 11:19:35 AM
This guy's good ! :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: SuBWaYCH on February 18, 2007, 11:24:47 AM
He is good:aok :eek: :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on February 18, 2007, 11:47:45 AM
Im starting to think that this should NEVER get old! STICKY!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: frank3 on February 18, 2007, 11:50:00 AM
Aaah yes, this thread deserves to be stickied onto the fridges of all homes!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mentalguy on February 18, 2007, 12:11:46 PM
hurry up and finish or besty will need cleaned today
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: USCH on February 18, 2007, 07:55:55 PM
dont finish just keep adding parts.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: ROC on February 20, 2007, 12:00:22 PM
Well?  It's been stickied, where's the beef?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on February 20, 2007, 12:07:43 PM
STICKY! woot! Thanks ROC!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 20, 2007, 12:24:22 PM
OMFG I got stickyied... :O

Quote
Originally posted by ROC
Well?  It's been stickied, where's the beef?


The Beef... well thats on channel 200 :p (Geddit hehe)

But seriously, Hope to have part 5 up in the next couple of hours...



EDIT: Part five has a working title "Its Just Super To Work Here!!!"
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on February 20, 2007, 12:32:11 PM
:) :confused: :p :D :lol :rofl  :cry

:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Simaril on February 20, 2007, 12:39:48 PM
There just has to be something coming about collision complaints and programmers frothing at the mouth...
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 20, 2007, 12:50:39 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Simaril
There just has to be something coming about collision complaints and programmers frothing at the mouth...


:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Major Biggles on February 20, 2007, 01:03:26 PM
oh mussie, that was fantastic!

wtg, these are great, keep em coming! :lol :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: ROC on February 20, 2007, 01:43:33 PM
lol  I didn't sticky it :)

Would have if I could have though, most worthy.
Title: Re: Part 3
Post by: NoBaddy on February 20, 2007, 02:01:42 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mussie
"Look Pyro is a real nice guy, but...



Hmm, the Pyro I know might take offense at being described as "a real nice guy". :D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 20, 2007, 02:12:11 PM
Part 5 "Dealing With Management"

"Is HiTech ready ?" I asked

"There's been a bit of a delay" Carrie replied

She had one of those I should not have done it but it was fun looks on her face....

"Delay...?" I asked "I thought he was here already....."

"Well he is here..... " she smiled " Here in Dallas at least..."

"Really..." I replied "Is that so ?"  

"Yeah.... But the plane he was flying is in lots of little pieces all over the runway"

Her grin was getting bigger and she was started to chuckle.

"Apparently he had to ditch after someone blew him up at the airport when he was landing"

The way she rolled her eyes as she said landing made me chuckle

"He said that the car the grenade came from was surprisingly a lot like Skuzzy's"

She was laughing hard now, but then it clicked... I must have gone red in the face because Carrie asked

"What's wrong..."

"HiTech Vulched me damm it" I said with all the grace of tree year old throwing an "I want my lolly now." fit...

"Yeah and we blew him up " she replied,

Which surprisingly made me feel a lot better.... I looked back into the lunch room and thought it might be best if I just left Waffle to the windows I asked Carrie if I could meet Superfly, she was suddenly serious...

"You want to see super..?" she said "No I dont think you do"

"Well I really would like to see the man behind the monitor... " I smiled with a chuckle

"Oook" she replied obvesly not impressed with a bit of monitor humor "Just go up the stairs to the second floor "

"?... which office" I asked but she was already walking away

"Oh Trust me you cant miss it... " she called over her shoulder "If you need me I'll be waiting in the first aid room"

If that was not enough to put the wind up me, She then said someting else as she dissappeared back into the main office at the end of the corridoor...

I could not make it out but I heard Pyro Laugh... and it scared me... it was a "You augered trying to vulch me laugh "....

To be continued


The working title was correct at the time of making it up, but it aint now :p
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 20, 2007, 02:13:51 PM
Dont worry Super your turns next...... :D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on February 20, 2007, 04:23:00 PM
Hitech, that blddy Vultcher tard! lol! :rofl :rofl

Wtg Mussie, keep em rollin off the line!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Skuzzy on February 20, 2007, 04:28:26 PM
This is brilliant.  Simply brilliant!  :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on February 20, 2007, 04:35:12 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
This is brilliant.  Simply brilliant!  :rofl


This is good! Youve even got Admin laughing at you mussie! Whats the bets that skuzzy has at least one page open at all times to check for updates! :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Nemeth on February 20, 2007, 05:48:14 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
This is brilliant.  Simply brilliant!  :rofl

I agree, once ur done the "interview" you should copy it to a new thread, and fix up any mistakes and get it stickied and locked for every1's enjoyment
 keep em coming!!  looking forwards to more! :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 007Rusty on February 20, 2007, 06:39:28 PM
:rofl  :aok   Great work sir    
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mensa180 on February 20, 2007, 07:31:07 PM
:lol :lol :rofl :rofl :lol :lol


That is awesome!

Hahahahahahahaha.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: texasmom on February 20, 2007, 09:56:19 PM
:)  completely wonderful!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: VVV on February 21, 2007, 12:06:31 AM
Great work Mussie!!! Keep them coming!
:rofl  :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Serenity on February 21, 2007, 01:15:20 AM
LOL!!! Mussie, you are t3h 1337!!!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Angry Samoan on February 21, 2007, 06:39:34 AM
Quote
Originally posted by mussie
Part 4

Carrie looked me straight in the eye, took a breath and said "For JB88..."  

To be continued

The author would like to thank JB88 for the "I Shot Down Waffle Twice Today" Thread and the artwork contained with in....

Cause he was plum outta ideas and cant draw anything more than stick figures


timeless thread.

Your killing me mussie!

:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Ghosth on February 21, 2007, 05:09:52 PM
Mussie your KILLING us here, for gawds sake don't stop now!



Awesome piece of writing bud.  
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: pluck on February 21, 2007, 08:37:49 PM
rofl, that is some funny stuff, i needed a good laugh, keep em coming.:)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on February 21, 2007, 09:33:56 PM
:rofl :rofl this is funny

:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: SuBWaYCH on February 22, 2007, 10:16:01 AM
nicely done mussie, can you email me this stuff? *Skuzzy, try to throw your grenades better :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: frank3 on February 22, 2007, 10:50:05 AM
Hahaha it keeps getting better :lol

I don't think I've ever seen so many :aok :rofl :lol :D's in one thread!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 23, 2007, 02:35:27 AM
Part 6: Its Just Super To Work Here

And so wondering what Carrie meant by "Oh Trust me you cant miss it... "  and trying not to wonder what she meant by "waiting in the 1st aid room..." I climbed the stairs, at their top was a corridor that extended to the right and left. To the left I saw the corridor did turned to followed the line of the building..

As none of the doors I could see struck me as being Super's, I decided to see what was around the corner...

I found the lights around the corner had failed, the only illumination was the glimmer of light that leaked from below the door at the end.... I began to walk towards it and in the pitch black dark I heard a scrunching sound coming from my under my shoes, pulling out my trusty ZIPPO I shed some light on the situation and knew that I was on the right track.

The floor, walls and even the ceiling were covered in hundreds of sticky post it notes which to my amazement each had the same thing written on it

"Yo Daddy Superfly"

I did not know what was I going to find at the end of the corridor, behind that door, and I was not totally sure I wanted to find out, Deciding that discretion is the better part of valour, I slowly turned and began tiptoeing back from where I had come... The crunching post it notes echoed around me... And the more I tried to keep quiet the louder they got...

I felt the need to break into a run as behind me I heard the door opening, but it was too late...

"Hey hows it going..." I heard from behind.."You the guy interviewing HT today..?

My throat dry I turned and found that all I could muster in response was to a croaky "Yes..."

"Well come on in" he said "Just let me get this light first"

Super reached up and flicked the switch, the fluorescent lighting snapped into life flooding the corridor with all its thirty five watts

"CRAP" said Super "They did it again"

For what seamed like the hundredth time today I felt confused....

"So these aren't yours then ?" I asked indicating the post it notes

"No there not" said Super " This would be the work of HiTech and Skuzzy"

"HiTech and Skuzzy ?" I asked

"Yeah HiTech, Skuzzy and anyone else they can rope in, its not the first time, you should have seen my car the last time I drove to work"

"Oh" I said, "why on earth would they do this"

"Honestly you put your signature on a few planes and you never hear the end of it" he replied

"HiTech's been.... delayed" I said my concern now subsided "and I was hoping to meet the man behind the monitor so to speak"

"Sure am sorry about that " he replied looking a little embarrassed "Sorta blew my stack earlier, lost a lot of work to a dam bug... "

"Ah not a problem" I said "Could I come in and see what your working on...."

"Sure not a problem" he said waving me in

I entered the office stopping momentarily to remove a few rouge post it nots that had hitched a ride on my shoes. In side the walls were covered in paintings, photos and technical drawings of aircraft.... on the shelves of a large book case stood numerous plastic models...

"Do you use these for reference" I asked picking up a B-29 model.

"Therapy" he said "I find it relaxing to build them, I've made hundreds since I started working here..."

"There's only about twenty here" I said "What do you do with the rest give them away, take them home...?"

"Blow em up.... " he replied

"...?" My concern began to return

"Like I said.... Therapy" he chuckled

I thought it best to change the subject....

"These bugs must have cost you a lot of time and effort" I said

"And monitors he replied" with a grin

"Yeah" I said rubbing my head "Has Skuzzy been able to fine the cause"

"After what you saw in the corridor do you think I am going to let him near My PC" said Super "Hell its not even connected to the network"

"Well yeah fair enough, but what if its something simple like an issue with RAM...?"

Moments after finishing my sentence there was a thump from the next office and a tapping noise started coming through the wall... It was regular and getting louder with each beat...

"Would you hold on one sec" he said and walked to his desk, he picked up the phone and dialled an extension...."

The tapping stopped momentarily and almost immediately started again....

"It ok buddy" said super "No Mate its all good, he was talking about Random Access Memory, Yeah I'm sure mate just relax... Well do lunch ok"

Super put the phone down and the Tapping died away.

"Ok what just happened" I asked

"The tapping was Sudz"

"Sudz ?" I asked still confused

"Yeah he's replied to so many collision threads over the years, that he mind sorta reboots anytime he hears the word RAM, he ends up on the floor in the foetal position rocking back and forth, the tapping was his head hitting the wall in the office next door..." he replied "For some reason he still picks up the phone though"


On a serious note, I've done seven 12 hours shifts in a row... So I feel buggered I hope that this is as funny to me when I am feeling well rested  as it appears now
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on February 23, 2007, 05:25:41 AM
F**KIN AWSOME MAN! 'What do you do with the rest of them? Blow them up! :rofl :rofl :rofl  Mussie you are the king of these writings! One last thing to say:

Yo Daddy Superfly! :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on February 23, 2007, 08:06:34 AM
:D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Major Biggles on February 23, 2007, 11:23:21 AM
LMFAO!!

#5 was totally awesome mussie! most excellent, wtg :D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: vorticon on February 23, 2007, 11:47:23 AM
:) :D :lol :rofl :rofl :rofl



brilliant
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 007Rusty on February 23, 2007, 12:46:23 PM
:rofl    :aok    
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: viper215 on February 23, 2007, 01:59:30 PM
omg too funny:lol :lol :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gianlupo on February 23, 2007, 02:49:38 PM
Quote
"Yeah he's replied to so many collision threads over the years, that he mind sorta reboots anytime he hears the word RAM, he ends up on the floor in the foetal position rocking back and forth, the tapping was his head hitting the wall in the office next door..." he replied "For some reason he still picks up the phone though"


:rofl :rofl :rofl

OMG, Mussie this is great!!! Keep writing, please, it's getting better and better!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 23, 2007, 03:31:24 PM
Thanks for the comments..... all of ya

:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on February 23, 2007, 06:59:21 PM
Oh dear, it sounds to me that Sudz needed first aid more than Filth.:rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Meatwad on February 23, 2007, 07:06:36 PM
hehe


RAM!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on February 24, 2007, 07:35:25 AM
Part 7: What Goes Up Must Come Down

The first aid room span as I lay on the bed....

"I tried to warn you" Carrie said as she passed me a second icepack.

"Don't worry Carrie, I am going to listen to everything you say from now on" I said, the ice packs cooling the bumps now residing on both the back and top of my head

"I hope so" she replied "By the way HiTech's here, he arrived just after you... "

"Just after I found out who my daddy is..." I said cutting her off and trying to make light of the situation. "To be honest I still feel a little woozy, do you think he would mind if I just lay down here for a few minutes."

"No not at all" she said with a grin "just call out when your ready and I will take you to his office."

She left turning off the light and closing the door behind her. As I lay there in the darkness I found myself running through the last 15 minutes...  

Thinking back on it, I suppose I should have kept my mouth shut...

Thinking back on it, I suppose the new trees really are quite vivid and life like...

Thinking back on it, I suppose the fact that Super suddenly went quiet was a big sign that I had stepped on his toes...

Thinking back on it, I suppose I should not have stood, looking out the only open window in his office. Suggesting that the new trees would look better if the were the same tones as the ones across the road in the park.

And yes Thinking back on it, I suppose when he said "Ya think so, why don't you take a closer look"

Well I guess I should have ducked...

Yet as I slid from the roof and fell past the front office windows into the large and rather well thorned rose bush below, I still could not believe that he threw his monitor at the back of my head....

"Well " I thought as I extracted myself from the rose bush "at least I now know what Carrie meant" And to be honest as I stood there regaining my bearings I was less bothered by the rose thorns and more bothered by the sight of Pyro standing at the windows pointing and laughing...

Carrie the HTC angel that she is stood at the front door with an "I tried to warn you" look on her face. It was the same look my mother had given me after I had fallen off my friends bike when I was 12...

"Come on" Carrie called "We better get you patched up and put some ice on that bump."

Still a bit dazed I followed the sound of her voice, well I would have but Pyro was laughing so hard I could barely hear her and as I began to walk away from the rose bush, the monitor Super had used to express his displeasure at my Suggested Improvements to his work and Waffles work finally slid from its precarious perch on the roof landing squarely on my head....

I fell to the ground in a shower of shattered liquid crystal and from my grassy vantage point I saw Pyro run to the window, For a second I thought he was worried, but then he held up a hand written sign

Superfly <--- Owns YOU

Before he collapsed into an hysterical heap on the office floor.....

And so as I lay there spinning in the darkness of the first aid room, scratched from head to toe and possibly concussed to a mild degree...

All I could say was  "BLOODY ARTISTS....!"
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Jackal1 on February 24, 2007, 08:31:18 AM
:aok  Hehe! Slick as frog`s hair.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: devil956 on February 24, 2007, 08:59:52 AM
make many more of these put them into a volume and publish them mussie itll be a hit among AH'ers
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Major Biggles on February 24, 2007, 09:20:25 AM
:rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on February 24, 2007, 10:11:48 AM
:rofl  this is getting even better :D

mussie:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on February 24, 2007, 02:12:30 PM
Brilliant! Class! :aok :aok  :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: nickf620 on February 24, 2007, 04:00:50 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mussie

I fell to the ground in a shower of shattered liquid crystal and from my grassy vantage point I saw Pyro run to the window, For a second I thought he was worried, but then he held up a hand written sign

Superfly <--- Owns YOU

Before he collapsed into an hysterical heap on the office floor.....


:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: PuckIt on February 25, 2007, 06:46:42 PM
Funny stuff! :D :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on February 25, 2007, 07:27:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mussie
Superfly <--- Owns YOU


Is that a SkyRock patented sign?

Wtg mussie! Brilliant!

:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on February 26, 2007, 09:18:55 PM
oh yea..if any of this is true i might not wanna come within 100 miles of HTC:rofl

i can list 3 reasons
1:i don't wanna get "vulched"
2:i don't want to have monitors flying at me
3:i don't wanna get shot at either


lol:aok


:confused:

is this true HTC:rofl ?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 007Rusty on February 26, 2007, 09:59:49 PM
:aok
Title: I can see the end of this, hehe
Post by: chancevought on February 27, 2007, 03:41:28 PM
I hear "The Door's" song "this is the End" playing in the background..... as he finally meets HiTech.  Sittin in a dark room is Marlon Brando (as HiTech) reading "The Hollow Men" into a reel to reel.   We jus need Francis Ford Coppolla to adapt this to film.....

Am I close Mussie??  Nice work so far...I'm hooked!!!
Title: Re: I can see the end of this, hehe
Post by: mussie on February 27, 2007, 03:54:40 PM
Quote
Originally posted by chancevought
I hear "The Door's" song "this is the End" playing in the background..... as he finally meets HiTech.  Sittin in a dark room is Marlon Brando (as HiTech) reading "The Hollow Men" into a reel to reel.   We jus need Francis Ford Coppolla to adapt this to film.....

Am I close Mussie??  Nice work so far...I'm hooked!!!


I love the smell of burning Zero in the Morning.... heheheh :)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Skuzzy on February 28, 2007, 06:52:55 AM
Bump :D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: culero on February 28, 2007, 07:10:33 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump :D


13- Do not punt topics. Punting would be making a non-substantive post for the express purpose of bring the thread to the top of the thread list.

:cool:
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: USCH on February 28, 2007, 02:55:29 PM
so bumping is wrong...can we just ask for more?.....
I want more! keep it up m8 well done sir
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on February 28, 2007, 03:42:45 PM
Why bump? What happened to the sticky??
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: USCH on February 28, 2007, 04:31:08 PM
i bet he is working (like a job and junk) :( poor him
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Ghosth on March 01, 2007, 08:21:41 AM
We need MORE!

We Demand MORE!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on March 01, 2007, 01:05:31 PM
I'd like to ask for the sticky to be returned. Would that be possible?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 01, 2007, 02:22:20 PM
yes please perma stick :)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on March 01, 2007, 02:52:15 PM
Thanks again for the comments everyone

I hope to have Part 8 "Project CT" Up by the end of the day....

Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 01, 2007, 06:15:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump :D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 01, 2007, 07:04:53 PM
*looks under couch cushions and behind bar

HAS ANYBODY SEEN MY WALLET?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 01, 2007, 10:23:16 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mussie
Thanks again for the comments everyone

I hope to have Part 8 "Project CT" Up by the end of the day....



The end is near
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 02, 2007, 08:12:16 AM
*peeks in...
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 02, 2007, 10:31:33 AM
BRING BACK THE STICKY!:furious
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Flayed1 on March 02, 2007, 11:11:24 AM
Quote
Originally posted by REP0MAN
The end is near


No it's not this thread will last for another 14 days for the next few years :D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on March 02, 2007, 12:32:05 PM
More More!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 02, 2007, 07:28:21 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump :D


:D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 02, 2007, 09:06:21 PM
*spies an unopened bottle of scotch in the corner

minemineminemineminemineminem inemineminemineminemineminemi nemineminemineminemineminemin emineminemineminemineminemine minemineminemineminemineminem inemineminemineminemineminemi nemineminemine

come on Mussie.. story time before beddy bye
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on March 02, 2007, 09:33:08 PM
Sorry everyone....

I am not happy with the current version of part 8 and need to rework it

Bear with me on this one

Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 02, 2007, 09:36:36 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mussie
Sorry everyone....

I am not happy with the current version of part 8 and need to rework it

Bear with me on this one



Just bustin on you Mussie...  I don't think
(http://www.youer.com/photo/T/420jingdian1458.jpg)
was done in a day or two either ;)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 03, 2007, 10:35:26 AM
This took me all day

(http://home.mindspring.com/~flyingace/pizza/images/pizzerias/pfiff_paper.jpg)

:D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: frank3 on March 03, 2007, 01:25:13 PM
LOL (argh! my eyes!) :lol

Let's not hijack this thread guys!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 03, 2007, 04:03:10 PM
Quote
Originally posted by frank3
LOL (argh! my eyes!) :lol

Let's not hijack this thread guys!


Hijack? Nah, just a....

Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Simaril on March 04, 2007, 01:39:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by mussie
Thanks again for the comments everyone

I hope to have Part 8 "Project CT" Up by the end of the day....



Does no one else see the irony of Mussie's section on COMBAT TOUR being delayed while the kinks are worked out?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 4XTCH on March 04, 2007, 01:51:34 PM
Quote
Originally posted by REP0MAN
This took me all day

(http://home.mindspring.com/~flyingace/pizza/images/pizzerias/pfiff_paper.jpg)

:D


yea.. I can see where it might have...:rofl :rofl :rofl

4XTCH
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 04, 2007, 02:22:29 PM
wow repo that was beautiful man... can I get a signed copy?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: nickf620 on March 04, 2007, 03:02:23 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Simaril
Does no one else see the irony of Mussie's section on COMBAT TOUR being delayed while the kinks are worked out?


:D :D :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 04, 2007, 07:29:38 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dichotomy
wow repo that was beautiful man... can I get a signed copy?


No, but I can draw you a new one. Be patient.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: frank3 on March 05, 2007, 05:15:50 AM
Ready while you wait.....a day

:D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gianlupo on March 05, 2007, 11:58:50 AM
Mussie.... the words "two weeks" are dangerously beginning to fit your work.... :noid
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on March 05, 2007, 12:50:43 PM
Mussie, any News?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on March 05, 2007, 02:13:27 PM
Part 8: Project CT

I awoke to the creaking door.

"Are you ready to see HiTech" Carrie asked

"Yes thanks" I replied

Hopping off the bed and putting the ice packs in the sink I followed Carrie to HiTech's office, After everything that I had been through I was still feeling excited... No... wait... I was feeling light-headed..

The hallway had a definite spin to it

"You sure your ok" asked Carrie eyeing me suspiciously

No I was not feeling all that well but figuring that the sooner the job is done the better (Better for my physical and mental health that is) I managed to fake my way to HiTech's office.


"Five by five" I replied

"What ?" she said

"Sorry, I meant all good"

We stopped at the door to HiTech's office, Carrie politely knocked opened the door and waved me past.

Inside HiTech sat behind his desk, Hung on the walls were charts showing flight model data, photos, paintings and Framed Blueprints of aircraft.

Behind me there was a click as Carrie closed the door.

HiTech stood and holding out his hand said "You've had quite an eventful day I hear"

I shook it and replied "Yeah, its been.... Interesting to say the least"

"Please take a seat" he said as he took his own "Where would you like to start"

We spoke about the history of HiTech Creations, how he, Pyro and Yankee had left Warbirds after "Creative Differences" with Wild Bills view of WB's future (Ok the man was a Tard), he told me how he developed the 3D User Interface (The clipboard) which we still have today and how he and Pyro had approached Superfly, Natedog and Ronnie about leaving WB and joining them to form HiTech Creations…

I asked him what he saw for the Future of Aces High, he smiled and said Although the Arena's will always be part of AH, the CT Project is going to be the future...

"Combat Tour ?" I said

It felt like the room grew slightly darker, a cloud passing over head perhaps.

"Yes... The CT Project is the future" he replied

Now don't ask me why but I felt that something was a-miss... Perhaps it was the way he seamed to drift off whilst speaking of "The CT Project...

"What do you see as the major issue that stands in the way of the future development of Aces High

HiTech smiled and closed his eyes, I think he was looking for the right words, but his thoughts were interrupted as the phone rang and HT answered it

"Yes..." he said "Ok I will be right there"

"Would you mind waiting here a few minutes" he asked

"No not at all" I said "Is something wrong"

"I just need to resolve an issue"

HiTech left the room closing the door...

Now I have never been good at waiting and I soon found myself examining the paraphernalia on the walls, and whilst looking closely at the framed blueprint of an FM2 I happened to notice a folder sitting on top of a filling cabinet... On the front was a Label Project CT and under neath AI Phase

I could not help but take a look and I casually picked up the folder and began to read, Inside dear reader was something far more a miss than any of us could have imagined...


[B]     Project Client Termination
   Artificial Intelligence Phase

   [I]TOP-SECRET NOT FOR PUBLIC RELEASE[/I][/B]

Artificial Intelligence [AI] now
responding to combat flight conditions
as per specifications.

[B]These specifications include but are not limited to:[/B]
1- Completion of primary ACM's with controlled
random error factor.

2- Randomly responding to being shot down
by smack talking.
[B]NB:[/B]Current smack talk macro pool still
needs fleshing out

3- Simulated restricted field of vision to replicate
Human situational awareness  

4- Random acts of stupidity to replicate being Human

[B]Summary[/B]
We are very near being able to replace
the human players with AI Pilots.
We have only to provide the AI with an
source of income Project CT can finally be
implemented.

Suggested income includes Utilising
Voice recognition and speech engine to
allow AI to perform phone based Helpdesk
support. Dell and HP have already expressed
an interest in this service.


Another cloud passed over head and The room again got darker.

I almost jumped out of my skin when from behind HiTech spoke

With a James Bond bad guy tone he said "You really are having an interesting day aren't you"

Dam I had not even heard the door open....

To Be Continued

Comming soon Part 9: The Man Who Knew To Much
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: sullie363 on March 05, 2007, 02:20:03 PM
Hahaha, very nice :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: frank3 on March 05, 2007, 02:29:29 PM
Hehe great stuff, can't wait for the CT though :D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 05, 2007, 03:22:25 PM
BRILLIANT!!!!!  :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 68slayr on March 05, 2007, 04:14:12 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Schatzi on March 05, 2007, 05:14:06 PM
And just when I thought it was going to be hard to top the last part......

Mussie, I hate to say it but youre a genious... keep 'em coming!!



:rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 05, 2007, 06:07:07 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Sicky I say! S T I C K Y!!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 05, 2007, 09:00:06 PM
(http://www.mycorkboard.com/Images/Tour/note1.gif)

just sayin boss man :D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on March 05, 2007, 09:08:57 PM
:rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 007Rusty on March 05, 2007, 11:13:28 PM
:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gianlupo on March 06, 2007, 05:04:49 AM
Great, mussie great!!! :lol :Aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Ghosth on March 06, 2007, 07:44:55 AM
Too SHORT! We want MORE!

Come on you Slacker, WRITE!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: USCH on March 07, 2007, 05:13:47 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Ghosth
Too SHORT! We want MORE!

Come on you Slacker, WRITE!


i think he has put in tons of his free time and i am vary greatfull for anything more i get, wtg m8 keep up the good work! when you have the time, i know you work long hrs in R/L so dont comprmise for anyone.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: ROC on March 07, 2007, 04:30:51 PM
Phew, caught this as it nearly rolled over the edge into the "next" page!

I would have *Bumped* it but you shouldn't do that.

So instead of *Bump* I posted something generally irrelvant.

Cause *Bump* get's you in trouble.

So this is not a *Bump*











*Bump*
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on March 07, 2007, 04:34:50 PM
Roc, you shouldnt *BUMP*
Bump is bad

:D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 07, 2007, 05:24:37 PM
I watched The Stand yesterday... anybody know what song Trashcan man is singing when he goes 'bumpity bumpity bump'?

I know it's off topic and all but I was curios...
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: ROC on March 07, 2007, 05:48:58 PM
Bombty Bombty Bomb (http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/psycho/69/THESTN25.WAV)

This one?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: ROC on March 07, 2007, 05:49:40 PM
Ya ya, I know "Where'd you find That??"

Right Here (http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/psycho/69/index2.html)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 07, 2007, 05:58:55 PM
exactly the one I was talking about :aok

in the book it's bumpity bumpity bump but I THOUGHT he was saying something else.. thanks for clearing that up for me


now back to your previously scheduled non bumping posts
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: ROC on March 07, 2007, 06:09:22 PM
Speaking of good novels on the same league as Mussies (there, no longer a hijack)

Have you read the Gunslinger series?  If you liked The Stand, you'll flip for that.  I've read the series about 6 times over, each time a new one comes out I start over, not unlike what I do with Mussies stuff here.

(Hijack Averted)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 07, 2007, 06:18:41 PM
I think I read the Dark Tower but then there was such a lag between books I kind of lost steam.  Bulled through the Clancy, King, and Koontz stuff.   I may grab all of that series on audiobook, toss it on the ipod, and listen to it this summer when I'm working outside.  Thanks for the reminder.

Oh by the way mussie when you decide to put this to audio please put it out in it's current form.. I'll volunteer to do the reading ;)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on March 07, 2007, 08:06:44 PM
I read 2 or 3 of them about 8+ years ago... But I had no idea he'd made such a huge series out of it. Then when I found out, it turns out the libraries around here don't really stock them (just one or two) so I can never really get past the first 2. Not that it matters, I remember them but not all the details. I'd have to starts from scratch if I wanted to catch up.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 07, 2007, 10:00:05 PM
Anyone know this guys name, in the movie?

(http://www.magazinequeen.com/images/klumps.JPG)

I think it rhymes with Bump?



:D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 08, 2007, 10:49:57 AM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/eye75.gif)
*peeks in
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: TyrNM on March 08, 2007, 11:28:11 AM
Mussie, when's the movie coming out? Looking forward to th DVD, collectors edition.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: RedTopp on March 08, 2007, 11:46:19 AM
wow this is the first time I subscribed to a thread before I actually posted on it. LOL :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: shooter1cac on March 08, 2007, 08:19:22 PM
Oh my...how ever did I miss this jewel?
Perhaps the funniest thing I have ever read on the BBS and I just now sit down to read it all! :rofl :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: E25280 on March 09, 2007, 08:21:42 AM
Quote
Originally posted by REP0MAN
Anyone know this guys name, in the movie?

(http://www.magazinequeen.com/images/klumps.JPG)

I think it rhymes with Bump?



:D
I know!  But I will wait until the thread gets to the bottom again to tell you.  :)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 09, 2007, 11:46:32 AM
fraid I just can't let that happen ;)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on March 10, 2007, 05:30:49 PM
Caught this midway down SECOND page! :O :O :O  We're slipping guys! So what is that guys name?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 10, 2007, 05:37:09 PM
I know right?

I wonder how many $$ per year this board costs other companies in idle time? ;)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Noir on March 10, 2007, 06:06:12 PM
Quote
Originally posted by E25280
I know!  But I will wait until the thread gets to the bottom again to tell you.  :)


It's Will Smith ! lol
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on March 11, 2007, 10:49:37 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Bump :D


:D any more parts to this story?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on March 11, 2007, 08:58:36 PM
Mussie, any word on anymore?

Second page again guys! WE're slipping!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: BaDkaRmA158Th on March 12, 2007, 02:26:10 AM
that is great.

"Yet as I slid from the roof and fell past the front office windows into the large and rather well thorned rose bush below, I still could not believe that he threw his monitor at the back of my head.... "

I will drink a beer for yuh,because that is just awesome!


My only regards & respect to the HTC staff as i am sure this doesnt pretend to any of you.

If it is, well..such is life. :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 12, 2007, 11:57:43 AM
Oh dear, it appears someone isn't going to be leaving the office without a dis-located arm, a broken back, lost teeth, ten concussions, and a broken nose.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: E25280 on March 12, 2007, 06:53:11 PM
Quote
Originally posted by REP0MAN
Anyone know this guys name, in the movie?

(http://www.magazinequeen.com/images/klumps.JPG)

I think it rhymes with Bump?



:D
Caught it near the bottom, so I guess I should answer . . .














Naaaaaaaaaah.
;)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 12, 2007, 07:32:54 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dichotomy
I know right?

I wonder how many $$ per year this board costs other companies in idle time? ;)


I don't know but it is costing me tuition money as I procrastinate my college studies away.

I wish I had a huge klump of money to pay off my school with.

Anyone wish to donate?

:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on March 12, 2007, 08:12:41 PM
I got my annual alumni letter in the mail saying they'd be calling me up to ask me for money (not in so many words), and I'm so flat broke it hurts. I've been looking for work for a long time. I strongly thought about typing up a similarly worded letter asking THEM for money and mailing it to them, ... but... bah, odds are about the same as me giving them any :cool:
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 13, 2007, 01:35:25 PM
Whoa, close to the bottom of the page here.

Krusty, in >100 posts, you should get some sort of bonus.

10,000 posts dude? Geesh, you do need a job :D

:t
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 13, 2007, 01:38:44 PM
what kind of job are you lookin for Krusty?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on March 13, 2007, 01:46:09 PM
I've had a wide variety in the past and I know what I'd LIKE but I'm just looking for something that will pay the bills at this point.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: E25280 on March 13, 2007, 08:51:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Krusty
I've had a wide variety in the past and I know what I'd LIKE but I'm just looking for something that will pay the bills at this point.
Maybe you can bump . . . er . . . pump gas?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: REP0MAN on March 14, 2007, 12:13:24 AM
If you move to Vegas, you could "bump".....but that's an entirely different thread, somewhere deep in the o'club.

:rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 14, 2007, 10:53:04 AM
The o'club is a sea without a GPS or a compass. You get lost if you don't know what politics means
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on March 14, 2007, 02:16:09 PM
I spent many months in Vegas. You can HAVE it. No thanks no how. I ain't going back.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 14, 2007, 03:32:47 PM
Tucson?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: frank3 on March 14, 2007, 05:43:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by REP0MAN
Whoa, close to the bottom of the page here.

Krusty, in >100 posts, you should get some sort of bonus.

10,000 posts dude? Geesh, you do need a job :D

:t


Darn, I'm almost there too, and I don't want a job! :(
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on March 14, 2007, 05:47:10 PM
Yes you are, Frank. Congrats.

Only, mine don't include 1000-post threads where you post a new 2-word post every 90 seconds :t :t :t

Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: frank3 on March 14, 2007, 05:53:54 PM
Bah, that was at least 4 years ago :D

and it was every 2 minutes!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on March 14, 2007, 06:18:34 PM
:noid yea well...nvm
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 14, 2007, 06:30:28 PM
Quote
Originally posted by frank3
and it was every 2 minutes!

:rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on March 14, 2007, 07:05:36 PM
i think the next part of this story may be in another 2 weeks:noid
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 14, 2007, 07:08:24 PM
Well, I just bumped into my calendar and noticed that the last few episodes didn't take two weeks to pop out.:p
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on March 14, 2007, 09:14:20 PM
this part might:(
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 15, 2007, 09:28:02 AM
Gee you really are a bum  ...   p
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gianlupo on March 16, 2007, 06:04:37 AM
:confused: uhh.... er.....


Punt? :confused:
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Angry Samoan on March 17, 2007, 01:42:39 AM
:D  
dont think you getting off that easy!!






















:huh punt  :huh
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 17, 2007, 11:21:22 PM
(http://home.comcast.net/~nh_football/camp_05/punt.jpg)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on March 18, 2007, 12:03:35 AM
(http://www.dave.kitson.dsl.pipex.com/images/LMAO.jpg)
(http://images15.fotki.com/v337/photos/1/106521/3852934/bump-vi.jpg)
:D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 18, 2007, 09:48:18 PM
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v99/dichotomy/trunk_monkey2.jpg)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: viper215 on March 18, 2007, 11:38:26 PM
^^^^^^:lol lmao
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 19, 2007, 10:18:53 AM
I have a nasty bump on my forehead. Any ideas?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: BBBB on March 20, 2007, 02:46:58 AM
I am thinking we might need to send out a SAR team to his last 20. He might have been hit in the head again..or worse..vulched!



-BB
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gianlupo on March 20, 2007, 05:09:58 AM
I'm afraid Mussie could have been the first victim of project CT..... :noid
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Wes14 on March 20, 2007, 05:47:08 AM
:noid looks like it
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 20, 2007, 10:11:53 AM
Did I forget to mention, he volunteered to be a BETA tester, he could have been the engineer for the nuke as it suddenly and accidentally detonated.:t
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on March 20, 2007, 03:33:36 PM
Hmmm I should have done this a week ago but...

Anyone with kids, a job, a dog and a cat will understand what i mean when I say
Real Life has been ontop of me for a few weeks....

I have not finished "The Man Who Knew Too Much" Yet and to be honest it will still be a little while...

As soon as I can I will post the final part of the story and I will do my best to ensure you need to clean the coffe off your monitors when done...

Might I suggest that you let the post fall away so that the next time you see it at the top you know its been updated.

Thanks everyone for all the support for this post it has been real great and I am glad that I could give you all a laugh...

And again sorry for not tellign you all this sooner.....

Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on March 20, 2007, 03:35:15 PM
ya real life does that to me all the time Mussie... :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Skuzzy on March 20, 2007, 03:37:12 PM
Uh, oh.  I thought this story was real life.  Dang it.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on March 20, 2007, 03:38:26 PM
Dichotomy

Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Uh, oh.  I thought this story was real life.  Dang it.


Skuzzy Mate YOU ROCK

Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 20, 2007, 07:24:36 PM
Oh come on, I had the monitor-ontop-of-head hat on and the Bush-in-my-butt pants on waiting for the final part.:cry
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gianlupo on March 30, 2007, 07:59:08 PM
Mussie, I'm sure the election thing made you believe we forgot.....


:noid

We're still waiting....
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: texasmom on April 02, 2007, 08:08:57 PM
*bump*
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 68slayr on April 07, 2007, 12:28:15 AM
*BUMP*:p

where ya at mussie?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on April 07, 2007, 01:16:18 AM
Mussie asked us NOT to bump it, so that when he adds a new section it will come to the top and we'll know he's added something.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 68slayr on April 07, 2007, 01:29:46 AM
oppps
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Zippy41 on April 23, 2007, 09:19:39 AM
This thread is great. Mussie, awesome job!!!!!!:rofl :lol :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on April 23, 2007, 02:29:39 PM
Part 9: The Man Who Knew To Much

I was screwed, HT was between me and the door, he was stroking a big white cat that purred loudly as it lay cradeled in his arms.

“This will make a great April fools joke HT” I said trying to bluff my way out of the situation

“It would make a fine joke” he replied as he walked towards his desk “If in fact it was a joke”

“Ha good one Dale” I said forcing a laugh rather pathetically

“Please Mr Filth” he said as he took his seat “Refrain from playing dumb with me”

I knew the bluff was about as point less as straffing Tiger’s with the BB’s on the Hurricane …. and as I accepted this I became angry

“How on earth could you replace us HiTech” I said

“Please Mr Filth, Take a seat“ he replied

With out really thinking I sat opposite him, falling into the seat under the weight of the situation I had found myself in.

Placing the cat on his lap he opened his top draw and pulled a 12 year old bottle of Cragganmore Single Malt Scotch along with two glasses.

“Drink Mr Filth“ he asked

“Yeah” I replied and then with a sad chuclke “Shaken not stired”

“You don’t shake or stir Scotch Mr Filth”

“Yeah well You don’t take the players out of Aces High” I replied

With a frown he handed me the glass, I eyed it suspiciously

“Oh don’t worry, its quite ok” he said The bond villan voice was now starting to creep me out as did the Cat which looked at me, hissed and then looked back to its master for his approval in defending him…

“You asked me before” he paused to sip his scotch and scratch the feline under its chin “you asked me what stood in the way of the the future of AH… Do you know what that is”

“A mad man and his five man army” I retorted

“Really Mr Filth lets be civil” he took another sip “What stands in the way is the players…”

“How can you say that, with out us its just another empty Warbirds arena We make the game damit”

HiTech started laughing, and yes it was a Bond villan laugh of the highest order and a cold chill ran down my spine.

“Let me show you something Mr Filth”

He reached into his draw again and tossed a small cd case over to me, I opened the zip and as I read the labels a foggy memory of taking a Red pill washed over me.

“Are you shocked Mr Filth ?"

“No this cant be.” I was shaking my head in disbeleif

“It true Mr Filth… It has been for quite a long time”

I knew then that I had to escape with the evidense, the community had to know the truth….

Almost as if it knew what I was thinking, the Cat hopped onto the floor walked over and sat next to me, it seamed to be guardng the space between me and The door .

“And now Mr Filth it is time to say goodbye…”

HiTech reach under the edge of his desk and pressed a button, to the left of me a trap door opened in the floor….

“Arghhh Crap” He said, no more Bond villan voice “The cleaner moved the chair again…”

I laughed and said “Well so much for your Cat”

HiTech shot up from behind his desk and screamed “Fluffy Nooooooooooooo !!!!”

I knew this was my only chance, I jumpped up and dove over the open pit, I ripped the door open and ran into the hall way…

From behind HiTech yelled… “Stop him he knows too much…”

To be continued


Comming Soon Part 10 Fluffy's Nine Lives.
Dont Worry, It wont take weeks this time... And Yeah I know... So much for being the final part....

P.S. Enjoy... Hope I aint lost my touch.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on April 23, 2007, 02:34:19 PM
Fluffy, noooooooooooo!!!

LMBO
:rofl :rofl :rofl

Now we just need something like Mustafa from Austin Powers, calling up from the pit, LMBO!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Mak333 on April 23, 2007, 02:41:08 PM
He takes another sip! LMAO

Oh boy... :rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on April 23, 2007, 05:01:33 PM
:rofl :rofl :rofl  ROFLMBO! Awsome Mussie, great work again. I was getting worried, caus personally I felt the last one wasnt as funny. Maybe I had my hopes up too much, but this one brought me STRAIGHT back to the fan club!Awsome Mate! Looking forward to the next one!
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dichotomy on April 23, 2007, 05:19:43 PM
BRAVO BRAVO!!!! *stands applauding
:rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mussie on April 23, 2007, 05:57:27 PM
Thanks for the comments guys :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: E25280 on April 24, 2007, 12:53:23 PM
So, do we need to start the bumpy thingy again, or did you want us to wait for you to bump it with the next installment?



:D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Krusty on April 24, 2007, 02:05:50 PM
Wait for him to bump it next time he posts.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on July 26, 2007, 05:15:59 PM
ok, I know he said let it die and he'd repost it when he's ready, but its been a long time, and Im still waiting! Any news mussie?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on July 31, 2007, 06:24:49 PM
That's hilarious. I wonder if Hitech himself is laughing at this. I'd like to ask for the sticky again.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gloves on October 25, 2007, 03:37:36 PM
So what happened to Fluffy?
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: acfireguy26 on October 25, 2007, 04:52:45 PM
(http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q37/acfireguy26/bilde1.jpg)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Redlegs on October 25, 2007, 06:30:19 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/383877754_79baa58999.jpg)
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: goober69 on October 25, 2007, 07:31:11 PM
htc fan fiction oh my lol
\
funny stuff
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: TwentyFo on October 25, 2007, 07:33:37 PM
sweet:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: MjTalon on October 25, 2007, 07:44:19 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Redlegs
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/383877754_79baa58999.jpg)



LmAO!! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl  LOVE IT KEEP EM COMING MUSSIE U OWN! :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Spikes on October 25, 2007, 08:04:47 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Gloves
So what happened to Fluffy?


Thanks for digging up a 2 month old thread :confused:
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: SuBWaYCH on October 25, 2007, 09:01:58 PM
This was the BEST thread in AH history. Mussie, plan on making more of this? Maybe make a new series or something.



SubwayCH
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Oogly50 on October 25, 2007, 09:10:57 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Redlegs
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/383877754_79baa58999.jpg)


The timing...  :rofl   Right after the punt...


OMFG!!!  :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :lol
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Capt.Joe on October 25, 2007, 10:58:32 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Redlegs
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/383877754_79baa58999.jpg)




Quote
Originally posted by mussie
Part 9: The Man Who Knew To Much



...and screamed “Fluffy Nooooooooooooo !!!!”



To be continued

Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on October 26, 2007, 09:26:37 AM
I want more!:furious
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Sloehand on October 26, 2007, 11:30:35 AM
MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE, MORE.

Uhhh, PLEASE!!! :aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: MajIssue on October 26, 2007, 02:07:24 PM
Very Funny... I like the HiTech widows... nice touch!:lol
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gloves on October 26, 2007, 03:41:00 PM
Quote
Originally posted by SpikesX
Thanks for digging up a 2 month old thread :confused:


You're quite welcome.  :aok

G
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: WWhiskey on October 28, 2007, 10:47:28 PM
its like the Sapranos,   in the resturant,  then cut to black screen!
maybe??
great story lotta fun to read. (music in the background playing taps or something) you should give HBO a call:aok
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gristle on October 29, 2007, 01:31:16 AM
Did it really die?

i was soooo interested, i just picked up the issue and read it cover to cover.
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: ColKLink on October 29, 2007, 06:35:45 AM
Like I've said from day 1, "it's all about the comedy for me". O.F.S. "USMC TERM, "out ------ standing":D
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: SD67 on October 29, 2007, 07:40:53 AM
moooooooooooooooooooore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:rofl
Title: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on October 29, 2007, 08:58:50 AM
Quote
Originally posted by SpikesX
Thanks for digging up a 2 month old thread :confused:

I was actually planning on doing it the same day that Gloves did it. He just beat me to it.:D
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 12, 2008, 07:31:24 PM
Please!




Must...




Have...




More!!!
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: angelsandair on March 12, 2008, 10:43:48 PM
Quote from: mussie on February 15, 2007, 01:53:30 AM
Reading Filths Round Table thread reminded me of a post i made in his original interview a player thread...

I said it was to be continued, so here is Part 1 and Part 2

I hope you enjoy it.

<S>

Filth Interviews HTC
Part 1

Hello everyone, this month I had the chance to interview the man himself..... HiTech.

I travelled to the new office's via P51, I knew that I was close when I found myself being Vulched on landing at Dallas airport, climbing from the wreckage of the old war bird I took the time to hold up a Black sign with "Nice Kill Ya Big Vulch-Tard" written in 70 point white Tahoma font before climbing into Skuzzy's 2006 Lexus IS250

I was mildly embarrassed as I said hello to the Skuzmister only to find Carrie at the wheel. I asked where Skuzzy was as I apologised to her for the mistake and she politely pointed to the rear seat where Skuzzy was furiously working the keyboards of five laptops simultaneously. "Working on network issues I asked". Skuzzy grunted and motioned his head towards Carrie who enlightened me by saying "He is actually moderating the current BK threads".

Pulling away from the fire trucks and the burning wreckage, the furious typing in the back seat momentarily stopped, I saw Skuzzy briefly look out the back window, he returned to his typing pausing only to say "Carrie would be be so kind". She replied with a node in the rear vision mirror and then asked me to pass her bag which was at my feet. From it she pulled a small object that I thought was a dark green apple put it to her mouth and then threw it out the window and up in to the air "what was that I asked ?" "Grenade" she casually replied .

The WTF? expression on my face must have been clear as she again pointed to the back of the car, my confusion as to how a small yet lethal explosive device would help Skuzzy in he efforts was short lived, for behind us the Vulch-Tard was flying low over the runway attempting to up his rank with a GV kill on Lexus. Carrie's timing was perfect, the grenade exploded bringing the Vulchers short flight to an eventful end....

        To be continued


Filth Interviews HTC
Part 2

As we arrived at the hallowed grounds to the chants and yells of a protest crowd, I saw that they were almost all women...

"What's going on here ?" I asked

"AH widows" Carrie replied "They tried for a class action suite, but all the Lawyers are busy playing AH".

"Oh" I said "is it safe to get out ? They look awfully angry"

"Don't worry, HiTech told them to stay off the property, or he would give there partners free life time accounts"

I made a mental note to send the missus here later.  

Carrie bought the car to a stop and motioned me to wait before getting out.

"I think I had better prepare you for what your going to see in here" Carrie said

"Why ?" I asked

"Well with CT and the arena changes the guys are under a lot of pressure at the moment"

"Yeah I thought they would be, I was surprised that HT agreed to the interview"

"We all were, Just keep in mind that they are all under a lot of pressure please"

"Sure Carrie will do" I said with a smile

Skuzzy climbed out of the back with all five laptops stacked upon each other but with deft agility he still managed to keep tapping away at the one on top, its lid still open. Amongst all the protesters and my trepidation from Carries warning I was still over come with excitement, I was here I was actually... THUNK ... falling to the ground.....

A short while later I found myself waking to Carries voice "Real sorry about that" she said "But super lost 5 hours work to a layer bug, He sorta threw the monitor out the window and it sorta landed on your head...".

"Ah no problem" I replied "Just glad it was an LCD and not a C.... " I stopped mid-centance, walking towards me was Pyro I had to blink at what he was carrying over his right shoulder it looked like an AK-47, Pyro stopped infront of me, I glanced at Carrie and she put her finger to her lips silently telling me to say nothing.

"So your here to interview HT ?" he said

I stood, holding out my hand I replied "Yeah I am really excited top be here"

Pyro looked at my hand and with a friendly yet somewhat maniacal grin said "I wont shake your hand at the moment, you know gun grease and all"

"Yeah no problem" I said as  I involuntarily released a nervous chuckle

"What's you BBS name" he asked.

As I replied Pyro pulled a small black notebook from his pocket and started to flip through it

"Well you not on the list, that's good"

"List ?" I enquired

"Oh its nothing, just wanted to know if I should be getting the cleaning kit out for Betsy here, but  I guess I wont be needing it today"

Carrie stepped forward and said "Come with me, we'll get you a coffee and biscuit while you pull yourself together" she led me to a small nicely furnished lunch room "By the way don't mention Pyro's.. Um... toy"

"Its not loaded.... is it" I asked

"Well that depends on how many threads he has read today" she sighed and almost to herself she said  "We go through a lot of monitors here"

"Oh !" I replied meekly as I began to wonder if I should postpone the interview to a less hectic date...

To be continued



 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Blue on March 13, 2008, 01:52:02 AM
OMFG!! Just read it for the first time, greatest thread I ever had the pleasure reading...from the floor, laughing to tears.

Anyone know what happened? Is mussie still around?
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on March 13, 2008, 02:00:48 AM
Mussies still around, I see him on the boards every now and again. I liked the story that much I copied it to my HD so I dont need to search for it! lol. Mussie said not to punt it so when its back at the top it means theres more. I think he tried to kill it  :noid

<S> Mussie for a brilliant piece of work
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gianlupo on March 13, 2008, 08:52:57 AM
You just don't get it, do you? It's so obvious.....

Mussie's the first victim of Project CT.... what you see around it's an AI bot.... it's started... HiTech is replacing all of us! Watch out for boxes coming from Grapevine containing strange seedpods.......... run awaay! RUUUUUUUUUUN!

Get on your radios and sound an all points alarm. Block all highways, stop all traffic, and call every law enforcement agency in the state!!!!!

Listen to me! Please listen! If you don't, if you won't, if you fail to understand, then the same incredible terror that's menacing me WILL STRIKE AT YOU!
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Dragon on March 13, 2008, 12:56:37 PM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl You  :rock :rock :rock
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 2fly on March 13, 2008, 05:08:30 PM
Quote from: Laurie on February 15, 2007, 08:59:40 AM
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

could make that into a short story or comic and sell it to players lol

Great idea!  It should'nt take more than TWO WEEKS to put it together. ;)
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: sunfan1121 on March 14, 2008, 02:22:34 AM
good stuff :D
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: EskimoJoe on March 14, 2008, 03:49:22 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

Wait...Mussie might've gotten banned for disclosing CT secrets!
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/signs089.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gloves on March 28, 2008, 11:48:24 PM
Here kitty kitty.  Here kitty kitty.  Where's Fluffy - aka the Fluffmeister?

:)
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: angelsandair on March 29, 2008, 12:30:51 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on July 17, 2008, 12:38:47 PM
Mussie, we are still hungry. Feed your people!
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Redlegs on July 17, 2008, 01:12:40 PM
(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/188/383877754_79baa58999.jpg)
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: kilz on July 17, 2008, 05:39:38 PM
Hitech should sticky this thread again  :aok
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Connery on July 17, 2008, 05:47:30 PM
Why do some of the posts on boards have lines through the text ??? Anyone else have this problem ?
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: zorstorer on July 17, 2008, 06:51:55 PM
Quote from: Connery on July 17, 2008, 05:47:30 PM
Why do some of the posts on boards have lines through the text ??? Anyone else have this problem ?

They were posted before the BBS update?  Just a guess here :D
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mensa180 on July 17, 2008, 06:58:27 PM
<S> used to do slash through.
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mike254 on July 19, 2008, 04:14:25 PM
LMFAO! Can't believe I missed this thread! Just read the whole thing. Great work Mussie.  :rock  :rock



*CAUGH* bump
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on July 20, 2008, 12:47:38 PM
MUSSIE get back here and continue it! Please?  :pray
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: stodd on July 20, 2008, 02:22:36 PM
LMAO.This is one of the funniest threads Ive ever read. :rofl :rofl :rofl *waitin on part 10*
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: SD67 on July 21, 2008, 04:34:57 AM
There won't be a part 10 because both Mussie and Filth have been terminated and are now AI's working under HT's control
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Yossarian on July 21, 2008, 07:15:00 AM
Quote from: Connery on July 17, 2008, 05:47:30 PM
Why do some of the posts on boards have lines through the text ??? Anyone else have this problem ?

I have this problem a fair amount, but no clue why.

<S>

Yossarian
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Corrs on July 21, 2008, 07:31:57 PM
Say Hello to my Little Friends in
Filth Interviews HTC Part 1
Starring:
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/merv/groucho.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) as Filth
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/fc/old.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) as Hitech
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport030.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) as Skuzzy
and  (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport019.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) as Carrie
A Story by Mussie
A Butchard Story Comic by Corrs (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/green/greensmilies-017.gif) (http://www.greensmilies.com)

Hello everyone, this month I (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/merv/groucho.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) had the chance to interview the man himself..... (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/fc/old.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) HiTech.

I travelled to the new office's via P51 (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport007.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) , I knew that I was close when I found myself being Vulched (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent069.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) on landing at Dallas airport, climbing from the wreckage (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent035.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) of the old war bird I took the time to hold up a Black sign (http://www.freesmileys.org/custom/image/blue%5E_%5Etahoma%5E_%5E2%5E_%5E0%5E_%5ENice Kill Ya Big Vulch-Tard%5E_%5E.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/custom) before climbing into Skuzzy's (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport030.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) 2006 Lexus IS250 (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport005.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org)

I was mildly embarrassed (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/ashamed005.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) as I said hello to the Skuzmister only to find (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport019.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) Carrie at the wheel. I asked where Skuzzy was as I apologised to her for the mistake and she politely pointed to the rear seat where Skuzzy was furiously working the keyboards (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/computer003.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) of five laptops simultaneously. "Working on network issues I asked". Skuzzy grunted and motioned his head towards Carrie who enlightened me by saying "He is actually moderating (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/computer001.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) the current BK threads".

Pulling away from the fire trucks and the burning wreckage (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport027.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) , the furious typing in the back seat momentarily stopped (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/think004.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) , I saw Skuzzy briefly look out the back window, he returned to his typing pausing only to say "Carrie would be be so kind". She replied with a node in the rear vision mirror and then asked me to pass her bag which was at my feet. From it she pulled a small object that I thought was a dark green apple put it to her mouth and then threw it out the window (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent037.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) and up in to the air "what was that I asked ?" "Grenade" she casually replied .

The WTF? expression on my face (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/shocked008.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) must have been clear as she again pointed to the back of the car, my confusion as to how a small yet lethal explosive device would help Skuzzy in he efforts was short lived, for behind us the Vulch-Tard (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/transport017.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) was flying low over the runway attempting to up his rank with a GV kill on Lexus (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent069.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) . Carrie's timing was perfect, the grenade exploded bringing the Vulchers short flight to an eventful end (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/violent074.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org) ....

TO BE CONTINUED....
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: avionix on July 21, 2008, 07:37:52 PM
^
^
^
^
^
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
The original was hilarious.  Yet this somehow adds something that makes it a fine piece of art.   :aok
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: 007Rusty on July 22, 2008, 12:15:45 PM
                        :rofl                     :aok
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: DrDea on August 01, 2008, 02:01:58 PM
Excelent Smithers.Excelent :aok
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on October 01, 2008, 12:27:38 PM
ok, I know its old, and I know im bumping but i dont care. Mussie! Wheres Part 10? This story will go on and on!
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on October 01, 2008, 02:31:28 PM
WE.... NEED.... PART.... 10!!!! :O
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: SuBWaYCH on October 01, 2008, 08:32:25 PM
One of the greatest threads of all time. We need part 10!
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on October 02, 2008, 12:36:18 PM
Puh Weeze?

Purdy Please?
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Allen Rune on December 28, 2008, 11:42:54 PM
Wow what happen? Found this through the funny picture thread and had to make SEVERAL trips to the bathroom after reading it! But now I see its actualy been 8 months since mussie has even posted in it? I say again, what happend? What could possibly have happend to stop this insainly hilarious comedy?


BUMP?
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Yossarian on December 29, 2008, 12:22:57 AM
I think this bump was fully justified.  ;)
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: trigger2 on December 29, 2008, 11:53:14 PM
Well, time to copy and paste it into a word document.  :D :D :D

Although... Part 10 should be coming out soon...
Hope I don't get *bumped* for this, but does 2 weeks sound good?  :aok
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: oakranger on December 30, 2008, 11:00:52 AM
 :rofl
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Gloves on August 02, 2009, 12:02:45 AM
Fluffy?  Here kitty kitty.  Here kitty kitty.   :cool:
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: TonyJoey on August 02, 2009, 12:05:24 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl One of my favorite threads of all time. :rofl :O
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: xthecatx on August 02, 2009, 05:01:31 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Lye-El on August 03, 2009, 06:45:14 PM
Brought back from the dust bin. December 2008.
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Corrs on August 03, 2009, 09:38:10 PM
all my poor little smiley friends were replaced by the red X box of death (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-violent064.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
(http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sad055.gif) (http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys.php)
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: sunfan1121 on August 03, 2009, 09:58:57 PM
no matter how many times i read this thread it never gets old.
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: macleod01 on August 04, 2009, 11:37:01 AM
Ive got it saved on my computer, just in case anything happens on the boards!  :aok
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 05, 2010, 06:15:45 PM
OFFICIAL REPORT


Victim:
Mussie

Date of incident:
April 23, 2007

Type of incident:
Kidnapping

Possible motive for incident:
Reporting confidential information

Details:
On April 23, 2007, mussie was last spotted explaining details about a local business' secret project. Sources report mussie was exposing negative side effects of technological upgrades within the business' software structure. Apparently he encoded the business' secret information into public posts placed onto the business' website. On the day of the last sighting, mussie did not properly code this information making it apparent he was leaking confidential information.

Suspects:
It's suspected the local business hired individuals to extract him for questioning.
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: mike254 on March 05, 2010, 10:38:06 PM
MUST have part 10!!!
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: stickpig on March 05, 2010, 11:44:14 PM
In one shot
 
Filth Interviews HTC
Part 1

Hello everyone, this month I had the chance to interview the man himself..... HiTech.

I travelled to the new office's via P51, I knew that I was close when I found myself being Vulched on landing at Dallas airport, climbing from the wreckage of the old war bird I took the time to hold up a Black sign with "Nice Kill Ya Big Vulch-Tard" written in 70 point white Tahoma font before climbing into Skuzzy's 2006 Lexus IS250

I was mildly embarrassed as I said hello to the Skuzmister only to find Carrie at the wheel. I asked where Skuzzy was as I apologised to her for the mistake and she politely pointed to the rear seat where Skuzzy was furiously working the keyboards of five laptops simultaneously. "Working on network issues I asked". Skuzzy grunted and motioned his head towards Carrie who enlightened me by saying "He is actually moderating the current BK threads".

Pulling away from the fire trucks and the burning wreckage, the furious typing in the back seat momentarily stopped, I saw Skuzzy briefly look out the back window, he returned to his typing pausing only to say "Carrie would be be so kind". She replied with a node in the rear vision mirror and then asked me to pass her bag which was at my feet. From it she pulled a small object that I thought was a dark green apple put it to her mouth and then threw it out the window and up in to the air "what was that I asked ?" "Grenade" she casually replied .

The WTF? expression on my face must have been clear as she again pointed to the back of the car, my confusion as to how a small yet lethal explosive device would help Skuzzy in he efforts was short lived, for behind us the Vulch-Tard was flying low over the runway attempting to up his rank with a GV kill on Lexus. Carrie's timing was perfect, the grenade exploded bringing the Vulchers short flight to an eventful end....

        To be continued


Filth Interviews HTC
Part 2

As we arrived at the hallowed grounds to the chants and yells of a protest crowd, I saw that they were almost all women...

"What's going on here ?" I asked

"AH widows" Carrie replied "They tried for a class action suite, but all the Lawyers are busy playing AH".

"Oh" I said "is it safe to get out ? They look awfully angry"

"Don't worry, HiTech told them to stay off the property, or he would give there partners free life time accounts"

I made a mental note to send the missus here later. 

Carrie bought the car to a stop and motioned me to wait before getting out.

"I think I had better prepare you for what your going to see in here" Carrie said

"Why ?" I asked

"Well with CT and the arena changes the guys are under a lot of pressure at the moment"

"Yeah I thought they would be, I was surprised that HT agreed to the interview"

"We all were, Just keep in mind that they are all under a lot of pressure please"

"Sure Carrie will do" I said with a smile

Skuzzy climbed out of the back with all five laptops stacked upon each other but with deft agility he still managed to keep tapping away at the one on top, its lid still open. Amongst all the protesters and my trepidation from Carries warning I was still over come with excitement, I was here I was actually... THUNK ... falling to the ground.....

A short while later I found myself waking to Carries voice "Real sorry about that" she said "But super lost 5 hours work to a layer bug, He sorta threw the monitor out the window and it sorta landed on your head...".

"Ah no problem" I replied "Just glad it was an LCD and not a C.... " I stopped mid-centance, walking towards me was Pyro I had to blink at what he was carrying over his right shoulder it looked like an AK-47, Pyro stopped infront of me, I glanced at Carrie and she put her finger to her lips silently telling me to say nothing.

"So your here to interview HT ?" he said

I stood, holding out my hand I replied "Yeah I am really excited top be here"

Pyro looked at my hand and with a friendly yet somewhat maniacal grin said "I wont shake your hand at the moment, you know gun grease and all"

"Yeah no problem" I said as  I involuntarily released a nervous chuckle

"What's you BBS name" he asked.

As I replied Pyro pulled a small black notebook from his pocket and started to flip through it

"Well you not on the list, that's good"

"List ?" I enquired

"Oh its nothing, just wanted to know if I should be getting the cleaning kit out for Betsy here, but  I guess I wont be needing it today"

Carrie stepped forward and said "Come with me, we'll get you a coffee and biscuit while you pull yourself together" she led me to a small nicely furnished lunch room "By the way don't mention Pyro's.. Um... toy"

"Its not loaded.... is it" I asked

"Well that depends on how many threads he has read today" she sighed and almost to herself she said  "We go through a lot of monitors here"

"Oh !" I replied meekly as I began to wonder if I should postpone the interview to a less hectic date...

To be continued

"Perhaps I should come back later..." I suggested to Carrie

"HT should be ready soon, so just try to relax and enjoy the coffee" she replied

"How do you keep from going lala Carrie" I ask making polite conversation

I was struck with fear as I heard the words "Oh God" escaped carries Mouth almost simultaneously a voice from down the corridor yelled "Right that's the it... your on the list". followed by what sounded frighteningly like a magazine being loaded.

"Its ok Pyro" Carrie called back "he want talking about the plane that must not be named"

"What do you mean by the plane that must not be named" I asked in a hushed whisper

"You said the nick name of the plane that must not be named" she replied under her breath

"What " I asked as it dawned on me "Oh you mean the LA....."

"STOP!!!" Carrie cut me off  "Look Pyro is a real nice guy, but if you say the name of the plane that must not be named, Betsy will be needing cleaning today " you stay here while I go calm Pyro down.

I stood and went to the window, at least the view was nice, trees, flowers, a monitor sailing through the air... "What have I gotten myself into?" I thought.

Someone enter the room I turned, it was someone I had yet to meet, as he walked past me to the fridge, I saw his eyes were red and by the look of him I doubt he had slept much in the last week... There was something about him, something subtle that told me It had to Waffle....

Perhaps the fact that although dishevelled (and possibly in need of a hot shower) the bounce in his step gave me the impression that his red eyes and sleepless nights were not the result of stress but of the enthusiasm you experience when you start a new job, or perhaps (and I go out on a limb here)  it was the words "Yo Daddy Superfly" on the paper taped to his back...
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: stickpig on March 05, 2010, 11:45:06 PM
Part 4

Closing the fridge he walked over to the window next to me and stood looking out

"Hi" I said

He  acknowledge my presence with a curt nod and as he continued to look out the window, he looked like a man lost deep in his own thoughts he looked into the gardens and park across the road examining the tress and shrubs.  Having recently seen his work on the new terrains I assumed that he was looking for inspiration or studying their forms and colours.

"I know you out there" I heard him say, more to himself than to me.

"Pardon ?" I said now thinking that it was stress and not enthusiasm as I first assumed.... "are you ok ?"

"Your not going to get me..." Again He spoke his thoughts allowed "No.... you wont get me a third time"

Carrie appeared back at the door to the coffee room and motioned me over to her. Outside the room I asked Carrie what was wrong with Waffle

"He's been like that since the incident" she said "We try not to make a deal of it"

"Incident...?" I asked

"Yes" she replied "It was all over the BBS" she sounded very concerned.

"Sorry but I must be missing something" I said

She looked into the room and continued "Waffles never quite gotten over that day and now he's always looking over his shoulder waiting for the third strike..."

"For who...? " I asked starting to REALLY wonder just what the hell I had gotten myself into

Carrie looked me straight in the eye, took a breath and said "For JB88..." 


Part 5 "Dealing With Management"

"Is HiTech ready ?" I asked

"There's been a bit of a delay" Carrie replied

She had one of those I should not have done it but it was fun looks on her face....

"Delay...?" I asked "I thought he was here already....."

"Well he is here..... " she smiled " Here in Dallas at least..."

"Really..." I replied "Is that so ?" 

"Yeah.... But the plane he was flying is in lots of little pieces all over the runway"

Her grin was getting bigger and she was started to chuckle.

"Apparently he had to ditch after someone blew him up at the airport when he was landing"

The way she rolled her eyes as she said landing made me chuckle

"He said that the car the grenade came from was surprisingly a lot like Skuzzy's"

She was laughing hard now, but then it clicked... I must have gone red in the face because Carrie asked

"What's wrong..."

"HiTech Vulched me damm it" I said with all the grace of tree year old throwing an "I want my lolly now." fit...

"Yeah and we blew him up " she replied,

Which surprisingly made me feel a lot better.... I looked back into the lunch room and thought it might be best if I just left Waffle to the windows I asked Carrie if I could meet Superfly, she was suddenly serious...

"You want to see super..?" she said "No I dont think you do"

"Well I really would like to see the man behind the monitor... " I smiled with a chuckle

"Oook" she replied obvesly not impressed with a bit of monitor humor "Just go up the stairs to the second floor "

"?... which office" I asked but she was already walking away

"Oh Trust me you cant miss it... " she called over her shoulder "If you need me I'll be waiting in the first aid room"

If that was not enough to put the wind up me, She then said someting else as she dissappeared back into the main office at the end of the corridoor...

I could not make it out but I heard Pyro Laugh... and it scared me... it was a "You augered trying to vulch me laugh "....

To be continued

Part 6: Its Just Super To Work Here

And so wondering what Carrie meant by "Oh Trust me you cant miss it... "  and trying not to wonder what she meant by "waiting in the 1st aid room..." I climbed the stairs, at their top was a corridor that extended to the right and left. To the left I saw the corridor did turned to followed the line of the building..

As none of the doors I could see struck me as being Super's, I decided to see what was around the corner...

I found the lights around the corner had failed, the only illumination was the glimmer of light that leaked from below the door at the end.... I began to walk towards it and in the pitch black dark I heard a scrunching sound coming from my under my shoes, pulling out my trusty ZIPPO I shed some light on the situation and knew that I was on the right track.

The floor, walls and even the ceiling were covered in hundreds of sticky post it notes which to my amazement each had the same thing written on it

"Yo Daddy Superfly"

I did not know what was I going to find at the end of the corridor, behind that door, and I was not totally sure I wanted to find out, Deciding that discretion is the better part of valour, I slowly turned and began tiptoeing back from where I had come... The crunching post it notes echoed around me... And the more I tried to keep quiet the louder they got...

I felt the need to break into a run as behind me I heard the door opening, but it was too late...

"Hey hows it going..." I heard from behind.."You the guy interviewing HT today..?

My throat dry I turned and found that all I could muster in response was to a croaky "Yes..."

"Well come on in" he said "Just let me get this light first"

Super reached up and flicked the switch, the fluorescent lighting snapped into life flooding the corridor with all its thirty five watts

"CRAP" said Super "They did it again"

For what seamed like the hundredth time today I felt confused....

"So these aren't yours then ?" I asked indicating the post it notes

"No there not" said Super " This would be the work of HiTech and Skuzzy"

"HiTech and Skuzzy ?" I asked

"Yeah HiTech, Skuzzy and anyone else they can rope in, its not the first time, you should have seen my car the last time I drove to work"

"Oh" I said, "why on earth would they do this"

"Honestly you put your signature on a few planes and you never hear the end of it" he replied

"HiTech's been.... delayed" I said my concern now subsided "and I was hoping to meet the man behind the monitor so to speak"

"Sure am sorry about that " he replied looking a little embarrassed "Sorta blew my stack earlier, lost a lot of work to a dam bug... "

"Ah not a problem" I said "Could I come in and see what your working on...."

"Sure not a problem" he said waving me in

I entered the office stopping momentarily to remove a few rouge post it nots that had hitched a ride on my shoes. In side the walls were covered in paintings, photos and technical drawings of aircraft.... on the shelves of a large book case stood numerous plastic models...

"Do you use these for reference" I asked picking up a B-29 model.

"Therapy" he said "I find it relaxing to build them, I've made hundreds since I started working here..."

"There's only about twenty here" I said "What do you do with the rest give them away, take them home...?"

"Blow em up.... " he replied

"...?" My concern began to return

"Like I said.... Therapy" he chuckled

I thought it best to change the subject....

"These bugs must have cost you a lot of time and effort" I said

"And monitors he replied" with a grin

"Yeah" I said rubbing my head "Has Skuzzy been able to fine the cause"

"After what you saw in the corridor do you think I am going to let him near My PC" said Super "Hell its not even connected to the network"

"Well yeah fair enough, but what if its something simple like an issue with RAM...?"

Moments after finishing my sentence there was a thump from the next office and a tapping noise started coming through the wall... It was regular and getting louder with each beat...

"Would you hold on one sec" he said and walked to his desk, he picked up the phone and dialled an extension...."

The tapping stopped momentarily and almost immediately started again....

"It ok buddy" said super "No Mate its all good, he was talking about Random Access Memory, Yeah I'm sure mate just relax... Well do lunch ok"

Super put the phone down and the Tapping died away.

"Ok what just happened" I asked

"The tapping was Sudz"

"Sudz ?" I asked still confused

"Yeah he's replied to so many collision threads over the years, that he mind sorta reboots anytime he hears the word RAM, he ends up on the floor in the foetal position rocking back and forth, the tapping was his head hitting the wall in the office next door..." he replied "For some reason he still picks up the phone though"
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: stickpig on March 05, 2010, 11:48:02 PM
Part 7: What Goes Up Must Come Down

The first aid room span as I lay on the bed....

"I tried to warn you" Carrie said as she passed me a second icepack.

"Don't worry Carrie, I am going to listen to everything you say from now on" I said, the ice packs cooling the bumps now residing on both the back and top of my head

"I hope so" she replied "By the way HiTech's here, he arrived just after you... "

"Just after I found out who my daddy is..." I said cutting her off and trying to make light of the situation. "To be honest I still feel a little woozy, do you think he would mind if I just lay down here for a few minutes."

"No not at all" she said with a grin "just call out when your ready and I will take you to his office."

She left turning off the light and closing the door behind her. As I lay there in the darkness I found myself running through the last 15 minutes... 

Thinking back on it, I suppose I should have kept my mouth shut...

Thinking back on it, I suppose the new trees really are quite vivid and life like...

Thinking back on it, I suppose the fact that Super suddenly went quiet was a big sign that I had stepped on his toes...

Thinking back on it, I suppose I should not have stood, looking out the only open window in his office. Suggesting that the new trees would look better if the were the same tones as the ones across the road in the park.

And yes Thinking back on it, I suppose when he said "Ya think so, why don't you take a closer look"

Well I guess I should have ducked...

Yet as I slid from the roof and fell past the front office windows into the large and rather well thorned rose bush below, I still could not believe that he threw his monitor at the back of my head....

"Well " I thought as I extracted myself from the rose bush "at least I now know what Carrie meant" And to be honest as I stood there regaining my bearings I was less bothered by the rose thorns and more bothered by the sight of Pyro standing at the windows pointing and laughing...

Carrie the HTC angel that she is stood at the front door with an "I tried to warn you" look on her face. It was the same look my mother had given me after I had fallen off my friends bike when I was 12...

"Come on" Carrie called "We better get you patched up and put some ice on that bump."

Still a bit dazed I followed the sound of her voice, well I would have but Pyro was laughing so hard I could barely hear her and as I began to walk away from the rose bush, the monitor Super had used to express his displeasure at my Suggested Improvements to his work and Waffles work finally slid from its precarious perch on the roof landing squarely on my head....

I fell to the ground in a shower of shattered liquid crystal and from my grassy vantage point I saw Pyro run to the window, For a second I thought he was worried, but then he held up a hand written sign

Superfly <--- Owns YOU

Before he collapsed into an hysterical heap on the office floor.....

And so as I lay there spinning in the darkness of the first aid room, scratched from head to toe and possibly concussed to a mild degree...

All I could say was  "BLOODY ARTISTS....!"

Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: stickpig on March 05, 2010, 11:49:44 PM
Part 8: Project CT

I awoke to the creaking door.

"Are you ready to see HiTech" Carrie asked

"Yes thanks" I replied

Hopping off the bed and putting the ice packs in the sink I followed Carrie to HiTech's office, After everything that I had been through I was still feeling excited... No... wait... I was feeling light-headed..

The hallway had a definite spin to it

"You sure your ok" asked Carrie eyeing me suspiciously

No I was not feeling all that well but figuring that the sooner the job is done the better (Better for my physical and mental health that is) I managed to fake my way to HiTech's office.


"Five by five" I replied

"What ?" she said

"Sorry, I meant all good"

We stopped at the door to HiTech's office, Carrie politely knocked opened the door and waved me past.

Inside HiTech sat behind his desk, Hung on the walls were charts showing flight model data, photos, paintings and Framed Blueprints of aircraft.

Behind me there was a click as Carrie closed the door.

HiTech stood and holding out his hand said "You've had quite an eventful day I hear"

I shook it and replied "Yeah, its been.... Interesting to say the least"

"Please take a seat" he said as he took his own "Where would you like to start"

We spoke about the history of HiTech Creations, how he, Pyro and Yankee had left Warbirds after "Creative Differences" with Wild Bills view of WB's future (Ok the man was a Tard), he told me how he developed the 3D User Interface (The clipboard) which we still have today and how he and Pyro had approached Superfly, Natedog and Ronnie about leaving WB and joining them to form HiTech Creations…

I asked him what he saw for the Future of Aces High, he smiled and said Although the Arena's will always be part of AH, the CT Project is going to be the future...

"Combat Tour ?" I said

It felt like the room grew slightly darker, a cloud passing over head perhaps.

"Yes... The CT Project is the future" he replied

Now don't ask me why but I felt that something was a-miss... Perhaps it was the way he seamed to drift off whilst speaking of "The CT Project...

"What do you see as the major issue that stands in the way of the future development of Aces High

HiTech smiled and closed his eyes, I think he was looking for the right words, but his thoughts were interrupted as the phone rang and HT answered it

"Yes..." he said "Ok I will be right there"

"Would you mind waiting here a few minutes" he asked

"No not at all" I said "Is something wrong"

"I just need to resolve an issue"

HiTech left the room closing the door...

Now I have never been good at waiting and I soon found myself examining the paraphernalia on the walls, and whilst looking closely at the framed blueprint of an FM2 I happened to notice a folder sitting on top of a filling cabinet... On the front was a Label Project CT and under neath AI Phase

I could not help but take a look and I casually picked up the folder and began to read, Inside dear reader was something far more a miss than any of us could have imagined...

     Project Client Termination
   Artificial Intelligence Phase

   TOP-SECRET NOT FOR PUBLIC RELEASE

Artificial Intelligence [AI] now
responding to combat flight conditions
as per specifications.

These specifications include but are not limited to:
1- Completion of primary ACM's with controlled
random error factor.

2- Randomly responding to being shot down
by smack talking.
NB:Current smack talk macro pool still
needs fleshing out

3- Simulated restricted field of vision to replicate
Human situational awareness 

4- Random acts of stupidity to replicate being Human

Summary
We are very near being able to replace
the human players with AI Pilots.
We have only to provide the AI with an
source of income Project CT can finally be
implemented.

Suggested income includes Utilising
Voice recognition and speech engine to
allow AI to perform phone based Helpdesk
support. Dell and HP have already expressed
an interest in this service.


Another cloud passed over head and The room again got darker.

I almost jumped out of my skin when from behind HiTech spoke

With a James Bond bad guy tone he said "You really are having an interesting day aren't you"

Dam I had not even heard the door open....

To Be Continued

Comming soon Part 9: The Man Who Knew To Much


Part 9: The Man Who Knew To Much

I was screwed, HT was between me and the door, he was stroking a big white cat that purred loudly as it lay cradeled in his arms.

“This will make a great April fools joke HT” I said trying to bluff my way out of the situation

“It would make a fine joke” he replied as he walked towards his desk “If in fact it was a joke”

“Ha good one Dale” I said forcing a laugh rather pathetically

“Please Mr Filth” he said as he took his seat “Refrain from playing dumb with me”

I knew the bluff was about as point less as straffing Tiger’s with the BB’s on the Hurricane …. and as I accepted this I became angry

“How on earth could you replace us HiTech” I said

“Please Mr Filth, Take a seat“ he replied

With out really thinking I sat opposite him, falling into the seat under the weight of the situation I had found myself in.

Placing the cat on his lap he opened his top draw and pulled a 12 year old bottle of Cragganmore Single Malt Scotch along with two glasses.

“Drink Mr Filth“ he asked

“Yeah” I replied and then with a sad chuclke “Shaken not stired”

“You don’t shake or stir Scotch Mr Filth”

“Yeah well You don’t take the players out of Aces High” I replied

With a frown he handed me the glass, I eyed it suspiciously

“Oh don’t worry, its quite ok” he said The bond villan voice was now starting to creep me out as did the Cat which looked at me, hissed and then looked back to its master for his approval in defending him…

“You asked me before” he paused to sip his scotch and scratch the feline under its chin “you asked me what stood in the way of the the future of AH… Do you know what that is”

“A mad man and his five man army” I retorted

“Really Mr Filth lets be civil” he took another sip “What stands in the way is the players…”

“How can you say that, with out us its just another empty Warbirds arena We make the game damit”

HiTech started laughing, and yes it was a Bond villan laugh of the highest order and a cold chill ran down my spine.

“Let me show you something Mr Filth”

He reached into his draw again and tossed a small cd case over to me, I opened the zip and as I read the labels a foggy memory of taking a Red pill washed over me.

“Are you shocked Mr Filth ?"

“No this cant be.” I was shaking my head in disbeleif

“It true Mr Filth… It has been for quite a long time”

I knew then that I had to escape with the evidense, the community had to know the truth….

Almost as if it knew what I was thinking, the Cat hopped onto the floor walked over and sat next to me, it seamed to be guardng the space between me and The door .

“And now Mr Filth it is time to say goodbye…”

HiTech reach under the edge of his desk and pressed a button, to the left of me a trap door opened in the floor….

“Arghhh Crap” He said, no more Bond villan voice “The cleaner moved the chair again…”

I laughed and said “Well so much for your Cat”

HiTech shot up from behind his desk and screamed “Fluffy Nooooooooooooo !!!!”

I knew this was my only chance, I jumpped up and dove over the open pit, I ripped the door open and ran into the hall way…

From behind HiTech yelled… “Stop him he knows too much…”

To be continued


Comming Soon Part 10 Fluffy's Nine Lives.
Dont Worry, It wont take weeks this time... And Yeah I know... So much for being the final part....

P.S. Enjoy... Hope I aint lost my touch.

Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Plawranc on March 06, 2010, 06:31:33 AM
 :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 06, 2010, 09:14:14 AM
Thanks stickpig, that's been needed for some time.
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: GearJrk on March 06, 2010, 06:19:11 PM
Wow!!

It's been almost 3 years since Fluffy went down the trap door. :angel:
Title: Re: Filth Interviews Hitech (well sorta)
Post by: Denholm on March 06, 2010, 06:42:42 PM
Come on mussie! You'd better come back, or I'll send PETA after you.