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Title: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: waystin2 on March 23, 2015, 03:23:27 PM
He returned back to us a little over a week ago, and in light of his unlimited awesomeness, it's clear we have a winner. He's a skilled pilot and all-around nice guy. He's even in the process of making a beginners guide to awesomeness and showing the tactics needed to succeed and be awesome - stand by for those training videos (which have some funny fights in them).

But seriously, he's all about training  and upping the competition here. He's a solid pilot and welcomed addition to The Pigs On The Wing.

-=S=- and welcome home, Jolly.



Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Scotch on March 23, 2015, 03:24:31 PM
JoLLY

 :lol
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: DmonSlyr on March 23, 2015, 03:24:46 PM
He returned back to us a little over a week ago, and in light of his unlimited awesomeness, it's clear we have a winner. He's a skilled pilot and all-around nice guy. He's even in the process of making a beginners guide to awesomeness and showing the tactics needed to succeed and be awesome - stand by for those training videos (which have some funny fights in them).

But seriously, he's all about training  and upping the competition here. He's a solid pilot and welcomed addition to The Pigs On The Wing.

-=S=- and welcome home, Jolly.


 :rofl :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: XxDaSTaRxx on March 23, 2015, 03:46:14 PM
 :rofl
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: glzsqd on March 23, 2015, 03:47:22 PM
Damned/Muppets: And I would have gotten away with it too! if it wasn't for you meddling pigs!
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: JunkyII on March 23, 2015, 04:31:26 PM
So happy Jolly is back.
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: ebfd11 on March 23, 2015, 04:32:34 PM
Welcome back Jolly good to see you in pink... and not your pink thong either..

LawnDart
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Ack-Ack on March 23, 2015, 04:35:27 PM
He returned back to us a little over a week ago, and in light of his unlimited awesomeness, it's clear we have a winner. He's a skilled pilot and all-around nice guy. He's even in the process of making a beginners guide to awesomeness and showing the tactics needed to succeed and be awesome - stand by for those training videos (which have some funny fights in them).

But seriously, he's all about training  and upping the competition here. He's a solid pilot and welcomed addition to The Pigs On The Wing.

-=S=- and welcome home, Jolly.

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Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Dragon Tamer on March 23, 2015, 05:05:27 PM
He returned back to us a little over a week ago, and in light of his unlimited awesomeness, it's clear we have a winner. He's a skilled pilot and all-around nice guy. He's even in the process of making a beginners guide to awesomeness and showing the tactics needed to succeed and be awesome - stand by for those training videos (which have some funny fights in them).

But seriously, he's all about training  and upping the competition here. He's a solid pilot and welcomed addition to The Pigs On The Wing.

-=S=- and welcome home, Jolly.

 :rofl :rofl
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: 68ZooM on March 23, 2015, 05:14:11 PM
Welcome back Jolly!!!!! Truly nice to have you back. I sure hope you brought a lot of that awesome sauce you're using because it's just so awesome.
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Krupinski on March 23, 2015, 05:59:01 PM
Welcome back JoLLY.  :aok
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Nathan60 on March 23, 2015, 06:32:06 PM
Thus far, we have accusations of JoLLY being Mello, Brknarrow, Squat, and (if you count ingame PM's) myself.

Carry on, fan club
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Zoney on March 23, 2015, 06:40:02 PM
oh goodie,more anklehumping on the forums   :banana:
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Zoney on March 23, 2015, 06:43:50 PM
Fish do not care if it is raining
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: waystin2 on March 23, 2015, 06:58:17 PM
Thus far, we have accusations of JoLLY being Mello, Brknarrow, Squat, and (if you count ingame PM's) myself.

Carry on, fan club

You are getting closer!  (https://media.giphy.com/media/6oQAkYOPdhu8M/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Mar on March 23, 2015, 07:33:39 PM
 :rofl :aok
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: steely07 on March 23, 2015, 07:44:12 PM
gold! hehehehe
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: ebfd11 on March 23, 2015, 07:58:13 PM
I'm waiting for the accusations of me being skyyr
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: bustr on March 24, 2015, 10:40:49 AM
Guys be nice to Jolly. Where he lives right now, taking the garbage out includes a loaded .44 and remembering to chain down the lid. Heck, he thinks a properly attired date, is a lady who brings her own hand cannon to a walk in the local park.

Jolly may have some adjustment issues to how tame things are in Aces High......... :O
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Aspen on March 24, 2015, 11:24:59 AM
Welcome back!!  I flew around basically as cannon fodder when I first started playing.  I ran into Jolly and he spent time showing me some basics of flying and how the game works.  He likes to fight and has a good attitude.  He's the kind of player thats great to fly with or against.

Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Zoney on March 24, 2015, 11:44:46 AM
I met Jolly at an Air Show in San Diego a few years back.  We were downtown later that evening having a few drinks when we suddenly heard a commotion outside.  As he and I rushed out the door we could clearly hear a couple of women screaming as they were being attacked by several thugs in full Ninja attire,  Unfortunately I tripped clearing the doorway and fell hard just as I saw Jolly leap completely over a Cadillac Escalade and land in the middle of all 3 assailants.  He had all 3 subdued before I could even get up.  The 2 ladies were nuns from a local convent and were very thankful that Jolly had saved their respectability.

That is the kind of man we are dealing with here.  Congratulations to the Pigs for recruiting such a fine upstanding example of a human being.  JG11 did everything possible to bring Jolly into our group but alas, all was naught.
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: glzsqd on March 24, 2015, 11:49:53 AM
I met Jolly at an Air Show in San Diego a few years back.  We were downtown later that evening having a few drinks when we suddenly heard a commotion outside.  As he and I rushed out the door we could clearly hear a couple of women screaming as they were being attacked by several thugs in full Ninja attire,  Unfortunately I tripped clearing the doorway and fell hard just as I saw Jolly leap completely over a Cadillac Escalade and land in the middle of all 3 assailants.  He had all 3 subdued before I could even get up.  The 2 ladies were nuns from a local convent and were very thankful that Jolly had saved their respectability.

That is the kind of man we are dealing with here.  Congratulations to the Pigs for recruiting such a fine upstanding example of a human being.  JG11 did everything possible to bring Jolly into our group but alas, all was naught.
What a Bad Ass!

See Zoney if you weren't taking your time climbing out you could have had at least one of the buf- I mean assailants.
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Kingpin on March 24, 2015, 01:13:30 PM
He returned back to us a little over a week ago, and in light of his unlimited awesomeness, it's clear we have a winner. He's a skilled pilot and all-around nice guy. He's even in the process of making a beginners guide to awesomeness and showing the tactics needed to succeed and be awesome - stand by for those training videos (which have some funny fights in them).

But seriously, he's all about training  and upping the competition here. He's a solid pilot and welcomed addition to The Pigs On The Wing.

-=S=- and welcome home, Jolly.


Given some of the “parallels” in this thread, I imagine at some point it will be said that this “new” pilot also flies fighters for the CIA in real life and at one point had to emergency-land his aircraft in Annapolis after suffering an in-flight scorpion sting, whereupon he was made an honorary USNA Midshipman and immediately deployed to a Seal Team mission during which he single-handedly used his wrestling skills to put all Isis leadership into submission holds, thus ending their reign of terror; only to later have all this refuted by skeptical members of the AH community who reveal that he is in fact actually an unemployed high school drop-out with mild Aspergers and little-to-no self-awareness that causes him to chest-beat in an online forum and ultimately manipulate the code of an online game to temporarily satisfy his need for attention.

“We all know how this ends.”

 ;)

p.s. In all seriousness, welcome back Jolly.  And indeed, well played Waystin sir. <S>
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Triton28 on March 24, 2015, 01:13:57 PM
I met Jolly at an Air Show in San Diego a few years back.  We were downtown later that evening having a few drinks when we suddenly heard a commotion outside.  As he and I rushed out the door we could clearly hear a couple of women screaming as they were being attacked by several thugs in full Ninja attire,  Unfortunately I tripped clearing the doorway and fell hard just as I saw Jolly leap completely over a Cadillac Escalade and land in the middle of all 3 assailants.  He had all 3 subdued before I could even get up.  The 2 ladies were nuns from a local convent and were very thankful that Jolly had saved their respectability.

That is the kind of man we are dealing with here.  Congratulations to the Pigs for recruiting such a fine upstanding example of a human being.  JG11 did everything possible to bring Jolly into our group but alas, all was naught.

That sounds like some SEAL stuff right there.   :rock
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: MrKrabs on March 24, 2015, 01:21:08 PM
Skyrr is awefully quiet  :rofl
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: waystin2 on March 24, 2015, 01:22:40 PM
The cops pulled Jolly over the other day, he let them off with a warning.  :D
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: bustr on March 24, 2015, 01:29:42 PM
In all honesty, he does live where bears make it necessary to carry a hand cannon. And his new love interest has her own. And he does have to check his garbage cans for bears just to take the garbage out. As for the CIA and all that nonsense. I believe Jolly works for the Coast Guard somewhere in Alaska.
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Aspen on March 24, 2015, 01:44:01 PM
I heard Jolly is well known where he lives.  They even renamed a street after him.  They had to change it back because nobody crosses Jolly and lives.

He has a Bear rug in his bedroom.  Its not dead, its just afraid to move.

He once battled Superman.  The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: glzsqd on March 24, 2015, 01:49:29 PM
Skyrr is awefully quiet  :rofl

Probably to busy finishing his "Most Modest Pilot" trophy, which he will undoubtedly awarded to himself.
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: scott66 on March 24, 2015, 01:59:45 PM
I'm waiting for the accusations of me being skyyr
are you?
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Babalonian on March 24, 2015, 04:03:35 PM
Lol, this thread wins!
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: ink on March 24, 2015, 04:40:18 PM
Damned/Muppets: And I would have gotten away with it too! if it wasn't for you meddling pigs!


 :rofl :rofl :aok
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: JunkyII on March 24, 2015, 05:16:52 PM
If your on the phone with God and JoLLy calls...you'd better switch over and see what he wants.
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: MrKrabs on March 24, 2015, 05:38:06 PM
Jolly is the reason bacon is so popular...

Not because it tastes good, it's because in a past life he was the great buddah pig and everyone wished to have a piece of his stomach...
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: guncrasher on March 24, 2015, 06:08:30 PM
I really hate it when I get a new girlfriend and they always start by "i hope you are 1/2 as good as jolly..".



semp
Title: Re: The Pigs On The Wing would like to welcome (and congratulate) Jolly!
Post by: Nathan60 on March 24, 2015, 09:56:43 PM
Thus far, we have accusations of This thread being The Damned would like to welcome(and congratulate) This Thread,thread, The 242nd Sloppy Terminators would like to welcome(and congratulate) This Thread,thread, and (if you count in game PMs) me,thread.

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