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Title: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Zoney on July 08, 2014, 09:07:45 AM
After centuries of persecution our time has come.  Join Caesar for the battle for worldwide dominance for Apes.  Wipe the mudfighters out, claim the heritage that is yours.  Our time is NOW!!  From this day forward we will be forever known as the avenging angels that we are.  Embrace your Alt Monkeyness!  Revel in the thin clear blue skies that are ours.  Remember, the deck, is only for landing and taking off.  It is our time for the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes!!!
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Latrobe on July 08, 2014, 09:09:41 AM
What'd you say? I couldn't hear you over the sound of planes compressing into the ground as I fight at 2K  :neener:



























 :cheers:
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Max on July 08, 2014, 09:41:34 AM
New harvest just in Zoney?  :devil
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: xPoisonx on July 08, 2014, 10:01:41 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/dZJteAq.png)
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Drane on July 08, 2014, 10:25:01 AM
OMG! Years ago I changed my handle to "Bobo" for awhile as a joke after some complaints. Ronald Reagan would've been proud.  :rofl
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Vraciu on July 08, 2014, 10:25:23 AM
After centuries of persecution our time has come.  Join Caesar for the battle for worldwide dominance for Apes.  Wipe the mudfighters out, claim the heritage that is yours.  Our time is NOW!!  From this day forward we will be forever known as the avenging angels that we are.  Embrace your Alt Monkeyness!  Revel in the thin clear blue skies that are ours.  Remember, the deck, is only for landing and taking off.  It is our time for the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes!!!

 :rofl
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Someguy63 on July 08, 2014, 10:58:08 AM
 :lol
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Zerstorer on July 08, 2014, 11:35:21 AM
After centuries of persecution our time has come.  Join Caesar for the battle for worldwide dominance for Apes.  Wipe the mudfighters out, claim the heritage that is yours.  Our time is NOW!!  From this day forward we will be forever known as the avenging angels that we are.  Embrace your Alt Monkeyness!  Revel in the thin clear blue skies that are ours.  Remember, the deck, is only for landing and taking off.  It is our time for the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes!!!

Excuse Zoney while he pauses for a breath or two.  The air is very thin at 30K feet.   ;)
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Frodo on July 08, 2014, 11:46:58 AM
That is what I was thinking.  :D   Figured his oxygen mask had fallen off or something!

A couple weeks ago we had him down in the weeds on squad night. He was having a blast but it must have been too scary for him though. Haven't seen him below 25k since then.  :devil    :cheers:
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Zoney on July 08, 2014, 12:33:15 PM
That is what I was thinking.  :D   Figured his oxygen mask had fallen off or something!

A couple weeks ago we had him down in the weeds on squad night. He was having a blast but it must have been too scary for him though. Haven't seen him below 25k since then.  :devil    :cheers:

LIES!
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Zerstorer on July 08, 2014, 12:36:41 PM
LIES!

:rofl
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Schen on July 08, 2014, 12:39:09 PM
Explains why I dont see zoney much, I vary rarly climb above 20k let alone 15, my usual spot to level off is 12,200 right where wep is making a second comback in the 84. Also snailman only murders me above 25k so yea lol  :salute one day ill lewrn high alt dogfighting
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: craz07 on July 08, 2014, 01:05:59 PM
Sing it brother!!!! I only use wep for climbing and avoiding confrontation!  I need more alt Scotty!!!! More alllltttt!!!!!!!!  :O
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Frodo on July 08, 2014, 01:57:22 PM
LIES!

 :rofl   I have film!      Bug has even more on you, as he does the rest of the squad.   :devil   :cheers:
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Zerstorer on July 08, 2014, 02:02:31 PM
Explains why I dont see zoney much, I vary rarly climb above 20k let alone 15, my usual spot to level off is 12,200 right where wep is making a second comback in the 84. Also snailman only murders me above 25k so yea lol  :salute one day ill lewrn high alt dogfighting

I saw Zoney once.

My neck hurt for days afterwards.  I now have wrinkles around my eyes from the squinting required to make him out! 

:D
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Lusche on July 08, 2014, 02:08:34 PM
In AH, you never can be flying high enough. Because no matter your altitude, there is always a set of bombers 5k above you!  :old:
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Wiley on July 08, 2014, 02:45:15 PM
:rofl   I have film!      Bug has even more on you, as he does the rest of the squad.   :devil   :cheers:

Does the film have any vox to show it was actually Zoney, or was someone else using his acct?   :devil

Wiley.
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Frodo on July 08, 2014, 05:46:25 PM
 :D   Ask the squad we were shocked too. He was even seen to actually vulch a few times.  :noid
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: morfiend on July 08, 2014, 08:03:07 PM
:D   Ask the squad we were shocked too. He was even seen to actually vulch a few times.  :noid



  Zoney accidently took my crate up and thats why he was on the deck,everyone knows what Von did to my O2 system so that explains it all....  Zoney thought he was 8 miles high!!! :devil


    :salute


   
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Lusche on July 08, 2014, 09:00:23 PM
:D   Ask the squad we were shocked too. He was even seen to actually vulch a few times.  :noid

10k airbases are back in game again?  :noid
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: HawkerMKII on July 08, 2014, 09:01:21 PM
Guessing you will see all the rooks there then....NOE for them is 25K :rofl
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Frodo on July 08, 2014, 09:15:59 PM
10k airbases are back in game again?  :noid

 :D
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: scott66 on July 08, 2014, 10:03:06 PM
Sing it brother!!!! I only use wep for climbing and avoiding confrontation!  I need more alt Scotty!!!! More alllltttt!!!!!!!!  :O
NO! :rofl
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: BaldEagl on July 08, 2014, 11:10:21 PM
Alt monkey?  Does that mean you swing the other way?
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Cremator on July 08, 2014, 11:29:16 PM
In AH, you never can be flying high enough. Because no matter your altitude, there is always a set of bombers 5k above you!  :old:


True story.
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Vraciu on July 08, 2014, 11:33:24 PM
Alt monkey?  Does that mean you swing the other way?

Or both ways?  :bolt:
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Zerstorer on July 09, 2014, 07:30:38 AM
Or both ways?  :bolt:

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jht3oN15hwg/U2o9t9KCo_I/AAAAAAAAIVs/X_JxnvERyPY/s1600/image_zps62761b4d.png)
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Vraciu on July 09, 2014, 09:07:40 AM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Jht3oN15hwg/U2o9t9KCo_I/AAAAAAAAIVs/X_JxnvERyPY/s1600/image_zps62761b4d.png)

 :lol
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Zimme83 on July 09, 2014, 09:39:29 AM
In AH, you never can be flying high enough. Because no matter your altitude, there is always a set of bombers 5k above you!  :old:

Amen to that Brother.  :cheers:
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Bino on July 09, 2014, 04:03:55 PM
While I hear that some retain their superstitious belief in so-called "Furball Science", I am convinced by the empirical evidence that we are descended from the Alt Monkeys.   

  ;)
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: morfiend on July 09, 2014, 04:35:49 PM
While I hear that some retain their superstitious belief in so-called "Furball Science", I am convinced by the empirical evidence that we are descended from the Alt Monkeys.   

  ;)


   :rofl :rofl :rofl   Hmmm not sure if this breaks a rule or 2 but it's funny enough to get a pass! :aok








       :salute
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Frodo on July 09, 2014, 04:41:18 PM
While I hear that some retain their superstitious belief in so-called "Furball Science", I am convinced by the empirical evidence that we are descended from the Alt Monkeys.   

  ;)



 :rofl    :noid   
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Stampf on July 09, 2014, 05:25:40 PM

 :aok

 :lol

Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Bruv119 on July 09, 2014, 08:08:00 PM
may you run out of oxygen and your guns jam.    :D
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Vinkman on July 10, 2014, 01:11:53 PM


Oh Alt Monkeys.

I thought it said Artic Monkeys.

Never mind.  :salute
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: GScholz on July 10, 2014, 01:43:09 PM
After centuries of persecution our time has come.  Join Caesar for the battle for worldwide dominance for Apes.  Wipe the mudfighters out, claim the heritage that is yours.  Our time is NOW!!  From this day forward we will be forever known as the avenging angels that we are.  Embrace your Alt Monkeyness!  Revel in the thin clear blue skies that are ours.  Remember, the deck, is only for landing and taking off.  It is our time for the Conquest of the Planet of the Apes!!!

(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26232318/Hitler-rehearsing-his-public-speeches-in-front-of-the-mirror-91-620x.jpeg)
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: Vinkman on July 10, 2014, 01:58:42 PM
(https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/26232318/Hitler-rehearsing-his-public-speeches-in-front-of-the-mirror-91-620x.jpeg)

Adolph auditions for "The Jazz singer"?

...."Id valk a Million miles fur ein of your shmiles, mine Maaaaaaaaaameeeeeee!"
Title: Re: Alt. Monkeys Unite !!!
Post by: BnZs on July 10, 2014, 04:03:17 PM
"Burning out my fuse up here...alone"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lul-Y8vSr0I)