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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: AKKuya on October 12, 2019, 07:15:59 PM

Title: For Those Living in Harford,CT
Post by: AKKuya on October 12, 2019, 07:15:59 PM: It's against the law to educate dogs. As much as we need new players in the game, you won't be allowed to add a second account for Fido to fly wingman and text on 200 making fun of the human players he shoots down. :devil
Title: Re: For Those Living in Harford,CT
Post by: Meatwad on October 12, 2019, 08:07:33 PM: Wha?
Title: Re: For Those Living in Harford,CT
Post by: Slate on October 14, 2019, 12:10:45 PM: 1. You cannot tie your pet dog to the roof of a car in Anchorage, Alaska
2. In Little Rock, Arkansas, dogs are not allowed to bark after 6 PM.
3. No dog is allowed to be in a public place without its master on a leash in Belvedere, California.
4. In Denver, Colorado, the dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting (for three consecutive days) a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road through said park to make sure dogs don’t miss the notice
5. In Hartford, Connecticut, you aren’t allowed to educate dogs.
6. It’s illegal to give a dog whiskey in Chicago, Illinois
7. In Galesburg, Illinois, no person may keep a smelly dog
8. And in North Brook, Illinois, it’s against the law for a dog to bark for more than 15 minutes.
9. Dogs are not allowed to molest cars in Fort Thomas, Kentucky
10. In International Falls, Minnesota, cats are not permitted to chase dogs up telephone poles.
Title: Re: For Those Living in Harford,CT
Post by: Shuffler on October 14, 2019, 12:41:04 PM: In the town of Barber, North Carolina, cats and dogs are prohibited from fighting each other
Title: Re: For Those Living in Harford,CT
Post by: AKKuya on October 14, 2019, 12:52:06 PM: One day in the far future or earlier, the animals will be our masters. Present day humans are attempting to keep that from happening.
Title: Re: For Those Living in Harford,CT
Post by: Slate on October 14, 2019, 02:58:42 PM: Quote from: AKKuya on October 14, 2019, 12:52:06 PM
One day in the far future or earlier, the animals will be our masters. Present day humans are attempting to keep that from happening.

My dog already controls me. :uhoh
Title: Re: For Those Living in Harford,CT
Post by: Meatwad on October 14, 2019, 07:26:34 PM: Quote from: Slate on October 14, 2019, 12:10:45 PM

9. Dogs are not allowed to molest cars in Fort Thomas, Kentucky

Dang dogs trying to hump automobiles :mad:
Title: Re: For Those Living in Harford,CT
Post by: guncrasher on October 14, 2019, 08:14:19 PM: For those of you who believe dogs are loyal companions, open the door 2 inches and they still run faster than all the the girls you ever met.

Semp