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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Canspec on August 21, 2014, 08:17:06 PM
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I am posting this in celebration of a major game anniversary for Zack1234. I am not sure what that anniversary is all about....but I know it must be something massively awesome...... :old:
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He is truly a Titan among men, the stickiest of sticks, the biggest ace among a crowd of real aces. His game has improved radically now that he doesn't drink any more... Than 4or 5 times a day. He's gotten over his drug problem... And has ensured himself a steady supply. His issues with Ben have abated -because he is a master abater. Further his involvement in the arts now mean that this honored thespian masticates nightly in front of the family at dinner.
I am honored to be in his virtual presence.
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His beer glass is always half full when it is not full or empty
If he saw a penny he would pick it up...and all that day he would have good luck...
and he would never..never look a pony, no matter who gave it to him, in the face...
he is the awesumist ugandian canadian in game....
and quite possibly in the world...
happy awesomesauceday
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He is truly a Titan among men, the stickiest of sticks, the biggest ace among a crowd of real aces. His game has improved radically now that he doesn't drink any more... Than 4or 5 times a day. He's gotten over his drug problem... And has ensured himself a steady supply. His issues with Ben have abated -because he is a master abater. Further his involvement in the arts now mean that this honored thespian masticates nightly in front of the family at dinner.
I am honored to be in his virtual presence.
Don't forget his many years of giving us awesome music playing with that band.......whatever their name was...... :old:
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when Zack goes to eat hamburgers the drive-through drives past his window
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Zack stole all the sheep! :old:
Nuff said! :old:
Except he lets me borrow one on my Birthday! :old:
But he doesn't know my Birthday! :old:
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Zack once won a map by himself using nothing but a Storch and a C-47.
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Zack is the only one who has completed Batfink's obstacle course flying inverted in a B-29.
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He killed me once in no turns. He is the best.
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Zack once ate five empty beer cans and pooed a miniature but otherwise exact replica of Henry VIII's engraved armor. It is on display in the Line of Kings exhibit at the Tower of London.
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Zack stole all the sheep! :old:
Nuff said! :old:
Except he lets me borrow one on my Birthday! :old:
I'll bet its the damned ugliest one.
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Zack is my hero! :banana: :banana:
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Zack once ate five empty beer cans and pooed a miniature but otherwise exact replica of Henry VIII's engraved armor. It is on display in the Line of Kings exhibit at the Tower of London.
This is amazing... :old:
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Micky is amazing too......and he just bought a new Ferrari in Italy..... :old:
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He doesn't always play flight sims but when he does its Aces High.
(http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z207/Pimpzdog/zack1234_zps4f126967.jpg) (http://s191.photobucket.com/user/Pimpzdog/media/zack1234_zps4f126967.jpg.html)
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I have moved this thread to the top again because reading this provides relief from all the chest thumping, I am better that you in whatever stuff in the other threads........this is just an ode in creation....of sorts...to pure awesomeness.....please contribute...... :old:
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I AM AWESOME :old:
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You are indeed. :)
:salute
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Awesome is as awesome does..........or something like that.... :old:
......PS....how many posting do I need to become a Gold Member, I have been Silver for far too long...... :old:
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AA1DeCGkM0M :old:
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I don't think I have ever encountered Zack1234 without needing to apply this afterwards
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y382/matt_houston2/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps8e508d17.jpg) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/matt_houston2/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps8e508d17.jpg.html)
:salute Beer :cheers:
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who is this Zach1234 that everyone speaks of :headscratch:
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Its Zack1234, and he is the most awesome player and greatest consumer of pies in the game.........he also always wears rubber long johns, which were once stolen off the clothes line in his back yard...........but that is another story..... :old:
......did you know he is an awesome Ugandan..... :old:
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who is this Zach1234 that everyone speaks of :headscratch:
Zack1234 the MAN the MYTH the LEGEND :banana:
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I don't think I have ever encountered Zack1234 without needing to apply this afterwards
(http://i1272.photobucket.com/albums/y382/matt_houston2/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps8e508d17.jpg) (http://s1272.photobucket.com/user/matt_houston2/media/Mobile%20Uploads/image_zps8e508d17.jpg.html)
:salute Beer :cheers:
:rofl :aok
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who is this Zach1234 that everyone speaks of :headscratch:
He is my chauffeur and bat boy. I usually refer to him as Jeeves. The problem is he tends to drive on the wrong bloody side of the road here in Canada. :old:
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If you take Winston Churchill, 007 (as played by Sean Connery), and Johnnie Johnson and mix them together into one man, you have Zack1234.
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If you take Winston Churchill, 007 (as played by Sean Connery), and Johnnie Johnson and mix them together into one man, you have Zack1234.
As long as they all wore rubber long johns....... :old:
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Zack is awesome - he can even count to 5, sorry 3, errm, 4 ;)
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Zack knows pi to 31,415 digits.
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Zack knows pi to 31,415 digits.
that would be:
92653589793238462643383279502 88419716939937510582097494459 2307816
40628620899862803482534211706 79821480865132823066470938446 0955058
22317253594081284811174502841 02701938521105559644622948954 9303819
64428810975665933446128475648 23378678316527120190914564856 6923460
34861045432664821339360726024 91412737245870066063155881748 8152092
09628292540917153643678925903 60011330530548820466521384146 9519415
11609433057270365759591953092 18611738193261179310511854807 4462379
96274956735188575272489122793 81830119491298336733624406566 4308602
13949463952247371907021798609 43702770539217176293176752384 6748184
67669405132000568127145263560 82778577134275778960917363717 8721468
44090122495343014654958537105 07922796892589235420199561121 2902196
08640344181598136297747713099 60518707211349999998372978049 9510597
31732816096318595024459455346 90830264252230825334468503526 1931188
1710100031378..........and alot more that won't fit............. :old:
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In homage of Zack1234's awesomeness, I once stood upon a table in my local pub and danced a jig, while accompanied by a trio of fiddle, harmonica and jug. The dance was so awe-inspiring, bordering on performance art, that it moved the audience one-by-one into participating, becoming an impromptu flash-mob with every last soul, patron and employee alike, partaking in said jig, all while chanting “Zach1234 is awesome” in no fewer than 7 different languages.
It was quite a sight to behold.
Sadly no film of the above event exists, so it may not have happened. This does not lessen Zack1234's awesomeness.
<S>
Ryno
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Zack is the only human capable of enough bladder pressure and accuracy to pee into a 4th story window from ground level.
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Pipz can hit the 5th floor....... :old:
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Pipz can hit the 5th floor....... :old:
I hear that's only with special assistance and/or non-regulation floor spacing.
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Pipz can hit the 5th floor....... :old:
Perhaps he means while standing on the 5th floor.
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Perhaps he means while standing on the 5th floor.
Yes while Zack is standing on the 1st floor preferably! :old: :D
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When Zach goes to swim, he wont get wet - the water gets zachy.
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It would appear Zack is actually a form of mass psychosis.
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When Zach goes to swim, he wont get wet - the water gets zachy.
:rofl :rofl
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Zack once swam the English Channel underwater the whole way.
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Zack once admitted that he was wrong but then he noticed it was a mistake.
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Zack12345 is heir to Zack1234's throne but like any heir won't be as awesome. (http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg149/autumn59/king.gif) (http://media.photobucket.com/user/autumn59/media/king.gif.html)
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:rofl
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Enough of this Zack1234 balderdash. Who remembers Nilsen?
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The dog fetler?
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Enough of this Zack1234 balderdash. Who remembers Nilsen?
Heretic! Burn him!
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:noid :bolt:
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Enough of this Zack1234 balderdash. Who remembers Nilsen?
google image search does
(http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q96/Shuff_photos/nilsen_simpson.jpg)
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Zack once swam the English Channel underwater the whole way.
The way I heard it Zack swam to France and didnt like it so he swam back to England!
:salute
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Enough of this Zack1234 balderdash. Who remembers Nilsen?
Remember and miss him too. (scans down the ever growing list of missing friends...)
Flew a bunch of A-8 and G-14 sorties together. Great guy, funny, and fun.
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The way I heard it Zack swam to France and didnt like it so he swam back to England!
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It is true that Zack swam to France and swam back. The part about him not liking it is suspect, however, since recent genetic studies show that 25.3% of French children under the age of 5 years old have paternal DNA from Zack.
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:rofl :rofl Zack is attaining Chuck Norris-like legendary status within Aces High.
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:rofl :rofl Zack is attaining Chuck Norris-like legendary status within Aces High.
Attaining?
I thought Zach WAS Chuck Norris!
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Zack1234 approves this thread!
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Wow... Y'all need some serious help...
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Zack is so awesome that the rings of Saturn are made up from his last birthday parties empty beercans. :cheers:
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Zack is so awesome that when he takes a 30mm to the cockpit he survives!
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Or the 30-mm gets a pilot wound! :old:
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Zack never doubts his awesomeness and lives by the rule, be awesome or be forgotten....... :old:
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I love you all only in a manly way though :old:
I am awesome and glad of it :old:
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Zack is so awesome that the rings of Saturn are made up from his last birthday parties empty beercans. :cheers:
Zack is so awesome that he landed on Uranus.
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And I suspect the Englishman Zack's off at least as much as the American Yanks.
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Zack is so awesome that he landed on Uranus.
I live my life in the open :old:
I will try anything once. twice if i like it :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :cry :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :)
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I've witnessed him speaking braille
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:noid........AWESOME
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Zack is so awesome that he landed on Uranus.
:uhoh
Ewwww.
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I've witnessed him speaking braille
I heard him doing that.
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This thread is full of that stuff you clean pigs with. :old:
Also some male cow dung. :bolt:
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I have heard that Zack was the 2190th person to reach the summit of Mt Everest and the first person to accomplish it wearing rubber long johns....in dedication to his ascent, "I am awesome" is carved into rock at the summit..... :old:
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I have heard that Zack was the 2190th person to reach the summit of Mt Everest and the first person to accomplish it wearing rubber long johns....in dedication to his ascent, "I am awesome" is carved into rock at the summit..... :old:
Again I heard it differently,they now call it Mt Zack!
:salute
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Zack was the first person to consume a meat pie on each of the summits of Everest, Kilimanjaro, Mont Blanc, and McKinley. Doing so today is called "The Full Zack" in mountain-climbing circles.
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Zack rules so awesomely he could walk up to a king's grave and the headstone would bow to him. :old:
Did I mention Zack rules? :rock