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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: macleod01 on October 19, 2006, 04:12:49 PM
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Storch, When do you want that duel with myself and Fireace? After all your the one who came up with the idea. Im not backing down, should be a good Laugh
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hey MaCleod hows it going hope to see you on and fly with you again soon bud
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LMAO your asking the wrong person
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I got $5.00 on Storch.
RTR
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Originally posted by RTR
I got $5.00 on Storch.
RTR
Me, too.
- oldman
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i'll take both those bets...but ill also bet $10 storch wont go to the da with him:rolleyes:
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eh..take it to the AVA.
either way, I'm popping some corn.
RTR
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oh no another bunch of angry toolshedder horders. I don't go to the DA when you want me to I go to the DA when I want me to. besides you'll probably show up with your bathroom partners like falconwing does.
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Deleted for personal attack
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Originally posted by storch
oh no another bunch of angry toolshedder horders.
:furious how did you know my last name was toolshedder?
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punt :D
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as far as i know storch, you challenged mac and fireace to DA during a main arena furball, an invitation which they readily accepted....and then you realised they would not back down....and you logged off.
is this true or false?
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As Storch's lawyer I have advised him not to answer to anymore of these silly accusations. HE DID NOT VIOLATE THOSE SHEEP. No further comment.
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I'll take that bet
My Money is on MaCleod even by himself,,,over the the pixel pushin internet tough guy we often call the "Mouth" lol
"I don't go to the DA when you want me to I go to the DA when I want me to"
Ha!
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Storch is yellow? What a shocker! (lol)
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Originally posted by jamusta
As Storch's lawyer I have advised him not to answer to anymore of these silly accusations. HE DID NOT VIOLATE THOSE SHEEP. No further comment.
Sir, I have evidence to the contrary:
(http://www.pogbird.com/X45/jg54squad.jpg)
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Originally posted by Shuffler
punt :D
:rofl
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Storch dont Back out on me now! Are you afraid of getting your as$ Hammered? You challenged me and Fireace to a duel, and now your backing out? I know some 2 year olds who are less yellow that you! This is a turn out for the books. Storch challanges a relative Newbie to a duel, THEN BACKS OUT!
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Originally posted by storch
this person claims to be a physician. his avatar is made by a miscreant 16 yr old and he spends his time with the mentally challenged flying around in a cartoon game about fighting avoiding fights. I'm glad I don't live anywhere near you, I'll be sure never to become ill in virginia just in case.
Big mouth, small words, no guts.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
as far as i know storch, you challenged mac and fireace to DA during a main arena furball, an invitation which they readily accepted....and then you realised they would not back down....and you logged off.
is this true or false?
for what it's worth BF that is patently false. they may have accepted after I logged off but while I was on they were busy holding hands and comforting each other, as usual. what transpired prior to this thread and their 200 banter was that I asked a question on 200. muckclod responded with a question about me slagging his daddy. not knowing who is daddy is asked I asked. he responded that it was runtop. I explained to him that 200 banter probably should be taken with a grain of salt. his pal fireant then joins the littany, an all too frequent tendency which all baitfish squads seem to exhibit. they both began to challenge me to DA runtop repeatedly (not to DA them mind you, but more like "ummmmm I'm telling my daddy on you and he'll whoop youuuuuuuu") for a long period of time. finally I asked if they would like to DA me. well the silence was indeed golden. being at work at the time, there were things I needed to attend to so I logged off.
bring them to AvA batfink, we can play in there. or if you want, so they will feel less helpless wait until it's a woobiecane/spitwad set up. lord knows most of your squadmates are helpless in anything else and even then they are pretty much easy to kill toolshedder horde monkeys.
I have killed runtop and his squaddies enmasse many times while they are in woobiecanes/spitwads and schooling. every time I have he has gone off on me on 200. your daddy is no monster, he's just another schoolie baitfish in the great blue world of cartoon plane games.
another safety player like akak and faclonwing who might be able to DA ok but can't hack it in the arena without major advantage and support.
the DA is a place where some DA challenger guy has learned some specific moves that may translate well in the arena if you ever find someone co alt co E and in the same plane.
here's a life lesson for any who care to hear, never play the other man's game.
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Storch, you slagged off Redetop, so I said why dont you duel him? No answer. Then you challanged me and Fireace to a duel. I Couldnt contact Freace for a while, but as soon as I did, I accepted your challange. I checked the roster and you were still online when I accepted. But im not here to argue who is right, ho is wrong. Im here to ask you one question.
WHEN?
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Originally posted by Eagler
Sir, I have evidence to the contrary:
(http://www.pogbird.com/X45/jg54squad.jpg)
Alcapwned
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by thndregg
Big mouth, small words, no guts.
thndregg, you may say whatever you want. I'm not easily offended so respond in any manner you wish. maybe you will answer this question specifically and truthfully. why no guts? did I not just this week dive into three of your squadmates kill all three of you, stayed around and fought with a fourth, perhaps a fifth until I ran out of ammo then RTB'd as more of you were scrambling to gang me?
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Originally posted by storch
I have killed runtop and his squaddies enmasse many times while they are in woobiecanes/spitwads and schooling. every time I have he has gone off on me on 200. your daddy is no monster, he's just another schoolie baitfish in the great blue world of cartoon plane games.
score page says something very different :rofl
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THIS IS NOT A THREAD TO LAUNCH ATTACKS AT OTHER SQUADS! This is a thread asking Storch when he is going to duel me and Fireace? If ever?
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Originally posted by storch
thndregg, you may say whatever you want. I'm not easily offended so respond in any manner you wish. maybe you will answer this question specifically and truthfully. why no guts? did I not just this week dive into three of your squadmates kill all three of you, stayed around and fought with a fourth, perhaps a fifth until I ran out of ammo then RTB'd as more of you were scrambling to gang me?
No guts because you choose not to DA........ A N Y O N E.
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Originally posted by macleod01
Storch, you slagged off Redetop, so I said why dont you duel him? No answer. Then you challanged me and Fireace to a duel. I Couldnt contact Freace for a while, but as soon as I did, I accepted your challange. I checked the roster and you were still online when I accepted. But im not here to argue who is right, ho is wrong. Im here to ask you one question.
WHEN?
ok first my first question is when did I mention runtop prior to you bringing him up? how long was it before you "accepted the challenge" to go to the DA with your friend to duel me? was it ten minutes? twenty minutes? if I recall correctly I first propostioned you personally a few times and only got the response that I should challenge runtop, no?
If you insist, the next time you are on and you see me on annoy me for an hour like you did yesterday then ask me. afterwards you may take another hour respond as you collect friends to help you "duel" me. you should see me laughing right now at the silliness of this thread. you guys are truely priceless, thank you for the comedic relief. I'll be chuckling about this every time I think of it.
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Originally posted by traps
score page says something very different :rofl
what I never killed runtop?
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I have readily accepted your challange to duel, but you are STILL ducking out! WHEN WILL YOU FIGHT ME!
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Originally posted by thndregg
No guts because you choose not to DA........ A N Y O N E.
thank you for your response but I have to say not true. I have been to the DA many times once with your CO and a few of his pals. you baitfish players never seem to do anything alone do you?
I have been to DA with REDD who slaughtered me
I have been to the DA with shane who slaughtered me
I have been to the DA with wildthng who slaughtered me
I have been to the DA with akak who slaughtered me
I have been to the DA falconwing who slaughtered me.
I have been to the DA with other players where it has been a draw.
I have been to the DA with other players whom I have slaughtered.
I don't like the DA. I find it boring and I'm not good enough at it nor do I have any interest in taking the time to aquire the skill it takes to get good at it. it proves nothing to me so it is of little value.
of the players above mentioned that slaughtered me I was least impressed with akak. here's a player with over ten years experience that I actually had a gun solution on, If I could shoot well he would have been dead.
the player that impressed me the most was falconwing, he may well be the best player I have ever fought outside of morph, stang or leviathn.
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Originally posted by macleod01
I have readily accepted your challange to duel, but you are STILL ducking out! WHEN WILL YOU FIGHT ME!
is english your third language? read the instructions I typed above, four posts up from this one. ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
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I see no date, no time, No month, nothing resembling an answer as to when you will fight me!
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Originally posted by storch [/]
the DA is a place where some DA challenger guy has learned some specific moves that may translate well in the arena if you ever find someone co alt co E and in the same plane.
here's a life lesson for any who care to hear, never play the other man's game. [/B]
The most laughable spin doctor in the game! "Some specific moves" may be another term of how to fight one vs one without either having an advantage, lol. I didnt quote you on your comments about AKAK and falconwing, but I've fought both of them in my time in the game when they didnt have an advantage and they fought well. You on the other hand I have only seen twice, once in the AvA when you jumped me and I reversed your E and you ended up HO/ramming me and we both went down, and secondly I fought you and 2 others for about 5 minutes one time and you made at least 5 to 7 attempts at shooting me down and got reversed everytime only to be saved by the other two I was fighting. Being a "mouth" in the main arena is something that I am familiar with ( I am one of the biggest), but to be good at being "mouthy", one must have the cartoon plane skills needed to back it up. Unfortunately, you are the type that likes to talk the talk, but just can't walk the walk. So take some advice, and just go in there and fight the fellows in a gentlemen's duel and let that be it......OR you could shut the bottomless piehole of lameness and admit that your cartoon skills are at best sub-par. Funny to see you talk big watermelon about folks when you are at best, lil more than a complete newb at fighting!:aok
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Originally posted by storch
another safety player like akak and faclonwing who might be able to DA ok but can't hack it in the arena without major advantage and support.
Hmmm...I don't recall ever needed major advantage or support in any of our engagements Storch. You on the other hand probably wish you had support because that might have meant you would have had a really slight chance at walking away.
But the others do make a valid point in this thread. For all your talk and bluster you suck. You get your arse kicked in here repeatedly day after day and you come back and still talk like you are some grand pooba fresh off the raft. You might think that talking tough after getting your arse kicked is some type of badge of courage and shows how "tough" you are but in reality you're just a joke. Everytime you post it's the same thing and we all make fun of you.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by storch
of the players above mentioned that slaughtered me I was least impressed with akak. here's a player with over ten years experience that I actually had a gun solution on, If I could shoot well he would have been dead.
5 duels in a little over 5 minutes...you died each time within 3 turns of the merge. I would hardly say you had any sort of gun solution. You were shot down before you knew what happened. Hence your silly "devious" and "tricky" comments to me.
ack-ack
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very well said skyrock.
here is a nice looking set of selected stats.
71 RAF kills vs storch as of tour 80.
Kills - Deaths
Schutt 2 - 2
Dean1 1 - 1
cbizkit 2 - 0
croduh 2 - 0
RedTop 3 - 0
Alan68 2 - 0
Gryphon5 2 - 0
BlueJ1 2 - 1
BatfinkV 1 - 0
Biggles 4 - 0
snaphook 1 - 0
Macleod1 0 - 1
EAce 1 - 0
Total: 23 - 4
lol, not too shabby for a buch of toolshedders. Funny how th only person you have a possitive k/d vs on that list is the one you're refusing to go to DA with.
Originally posted by storch
I have been to DA with REDD who slaughtered me in about 3 seconds
I have been to the DA with shane who slaughtered me before i knew he was in the arena
I have been to the DA with wildthng who slaughtered me while i was a spit and he was a c47
I have been to the DA with akak who slaughtered me with a twin engined bomber
I have been to the DA falconwing who slaughtered me, obviously
I have been to the DA with other players where it has been a draw because they died of boredom chasing me.
I have been to the DA with other players whom I have slaughtered in my dreams after they logged off.
I have been schooled repeatedly by people like batfink, jamusta, oldman etc etc in the standard 'storch-dives-in-takes-a-shot-then-runs-like-a-girl-till-you-catch-him-and-and-dish-out-his-punishment type of fight.
thats more like it.
the player that impressed me the most was falconwing, he may well be the best player I have ever fought outside of morph, stang or leviathn, who generally laugh at me because my skill level is so far off thiers.. then there is the other 90% of players who just flat out whoop me in the main arenas.
hmmmm....
ok storch, remember the time killshooter was off in AvA? you formed on my wing as my teamate, then decided to open fire on me takin one of my ailerons. i then chopped the power and moved behind you at which point you ran away....from a team mate you just tried to kill....only to be chased down and de-winged..
Your recent smack line invloving my squad is laughable....pure comic genius.
I predict that if you had the balls to go DA with anyone in my squad you would be hammered.....any plane you choose. you dont believe that? think everyone is a toolshedder?
back it up in DA storch, because the only person you are impressing with this charade is your imaginary friend that lives in your basement.
i shall leave you with a funny little conversation i overheard today.
Originally posted by macleod01
dw about it. Btw, im gonna need a bit of extra training for this duel. Storch will hammer me, unless i improve
Originally posted by BlueJ1
No he wont. He will fly a 109 and try to cherry pick you. Then when you get on his 6 he will run to his ack.
I pwned him the day after Biggles taught me the basics of turnfighting.
how true.
:D
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Originally posted by storch
thank you for your response but I have to say not true. I have been to the DA many times once with your CO and a few of his pals. you baitfish players never seem to do anything alone do you?
I have been to DA with REDD who slaughtered me
I have been to the DA with shane who slaughtered me
I have been to the DA with wildthng who slaughtered me
I have been to the DA with akak who slaughtered me
I have been to the DA falconwing who slaughtered me.
I have been to the DA with other players where it has been a draw.
I have been to the DA with other players whom I have slaughtered.
I.
So you are saying that with all of those duels, each one brought friends that attacked you? I think you are spewing BS , I'm sure after your BS on 200 that some went and observed but I seriously doubt anyone interferred in the fights or you would be posting endless films of such. So show us the PROOF! or just shut the heck up and move one.
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
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I deeply apologise for what I am about to say, but it cant be helped. CAN EVERYBODY JUST LEAVE STORCH TO ANSWER THE ORIGINAL QUESTION! Like I said, I am sorry for this shout, but so far this thread has turned into a slagging match. Im wanting storch to answer me with a date and a time to duel me! If he is too cowardly even to do that, then he has shown his true colours once and for all and should no longer talk like a big hardman!
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
croduh 2 - 0
WOOOOOWOOOOOO11
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You do all know Storchy loves this, right?
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Originally posted by Kuhn
You do all know Storchy loves this, right?
no I don't I hate it. they made me cry earlier
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Im sorry Storchy:)
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well I feel much better now. thanks kuhn. did you see what's running in the AvA this week?
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Yea I did. I will check it out this weekend.
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yup looks like it may be fun
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Umm you guys do know that furballers can't goto the DA to show off their "mad, leet furballin' skillz" against toolshedders, don't you?
The minute they loose to toolshedder, their world will cave in. All that time they spent chasing their tails with other furballers chasing their tails and bumping into each other... to loose to a toolshedder...oh my....
They would loose any hint of validity they have to thier AH lives, mouths and personas.
In the summer, have you ever watched a bunch of moths, bugs flying in circles slamming into each other around a light? If a toolshedder won, the toolsheeder would basically be turning out the lights....
I'm still waiting on the falconwing / laz duel.........
-lights out-
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Ok, whos spiking the water with flouride? :D
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Originally posted by Eagler
Sir, I have evidence to the contrary:
(http://www.pogbird.com/X45/jg54squad.jpg)
Ummmm I belive those are angora goats not sheep LOL...... Welll I guess we know what he likes better. :D
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
5 duels in a little over 5 minutes...you died each time within 3 turns of the merge. I would hardly say you had any sort of gun solution. You were shot down before you knew what happened. Hence your silly "devious" and "tricky" comments to me.
ack-ack
for a guy who has 10+ years playing this game to my 3 years I should not have been able to get a shot on you at all.
btw just so you know I'm an amputee I'm right handed and don't have full use of my right hand I'm missing 1/2 of my right thumb.
you are pretty lame for a guy with as much experience as you claim to have.
weren't you threatening to post the films of those fights? do it. let's see if I did come close to getting guns on you or not. I don't film very often and I saw no reason to film the fights with you. as I said I came away very underwhelmed after fighting you my little chihuahua.
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Originally posted by Waffle BAS
Umm you guys do know that furballers can't goto the DA to show off their "mad, leet furballin' skillz" against toolshedders, don't you?
I'll go. I'm a furballer. Any time I'm online, anybody can hit me up, and to the DA we will go. I'm not even very good. I spend most of my time chasing my own tail in zekes. Just look for "ndy" on the roster.
ps: yay for Kinky!
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Originally posted by Flayed1
Ummmm I belive those are angora goats not sheep LOL...... Welll I guess we know what he likes better. :D
actually what you have there is what eagler finds titillating. Imagine taking the time it took to do all that work in altering a photo.
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STOP HIJACKING! STOP DUCKING! ANSWER THE QUESTION STORCH! WHEN WILL YOU FIGHT ME!
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Originally posted by storch
actually what you have there is what eagler finds titillating. Imagine taking the time it took to do all that work in altering a photo.
it didn't take much time at all.
scheduling you guys to pose for the picture is what took the longest :)
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Originally posted by storch
...of the players above mentioned that slaughtered me I was least impressed with akak. here's a player with over ten years experience that I actually had a gun solution on, If I could shoot well he would have been dead...
Naaaa that's just so the rope would work ;)
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he wont fihgt you mac, hes storch, his virtual life here revolves around nothing more than causing you grief.
he might go if you said you wernt interested any more, bitta reverse brainbashing :)
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is there a concession stand or vendor in this thread? Id like some popcorn.
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na he got pinged up real well just prolly with bb's though. my aim is just horrible. that's why he blabs about this or that but won't post the film.
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Originally posted by Murdr
is there a concession stand or vendor in this thread? Id like some popcorn.
There is only Frito Pie and Sunkist left, no more popcorn. Try the "Venting" thread.
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Originally posted by storch
na he got pinged up real well just prolly with bb's though. my aim is just horrible. that's why he blabs about this or that but won't post the film.
why don't you post the film????
just go to the DA with the guy, there's really nothing to lose
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Originally posted by storch
for a guy who has 10+ years playing this game to my 3 years I should not have been able to get a shot on you at all.
btw just so you know I'm an amputee I'm right handed and don't have full use of my right hand I'm missing 1/2 of my right thumb.
you are pretty lame for a guy with as much experience as you claim to have.
weren't you threatening to post the films of those fights? do it. let's see if I did come close to getting guns on you or not. I don't film very often and I saw no reason to film the fights with you. as I said I came away very underwhelmed after fighting you my little chihuahua.
Boy you sure don't know who you were dealing with. ACK-ACK and Murder are probably the two best 38 drivers in the game and I know for a fact that they both have over 10 years in Playing AW/AH combined. You are being a silly boy in stating that you should not have been able to get a shot off as the intardnet is mostly responsible for any solution you might have thought you had.
You are an amputee and I salute you for flying. I was a pretty good stick myself in AW until late 1998 when I suffered a massive skull fracture and lost a lot of motor skills but I still play and I don't blame my present lack of skill on my injury or that my reflexes are much slower than prior to my injury. Heck, I had to learn to walk again without falling down. I live with it and I play with it but when somebody kills me I don't tell then it's because I can't fly like I used to because of my injury. Don't call out people and then blame your loss because of your physical disability. I never ever heard Whels complain when he lost a fight. You know, you might actually get some respect in here and in the game if you didn't display that chip on your shoulder to everybody who encounters you. You don't return salutes when you kill somebody (least you didn't me) as I was one of those low BOPS that you keep posting about diving down on and killing when we were upping. Just don't be a jerk online and you'll get much more respect than what you do now.
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
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I just bumped into mac in the arena again. he started calling me a wimp and other stuff like that so I asked him if he was ready to visit the DA with me, again. after about 15 minutes (during which time he was probably frantically squawking for back up like good toolshedder in training) he responded with "since I wasn't ready yesterday he's not ready today". I don't have a problem with this the DA is a moronfest in my opinion. I thought that by me posting this here he'll stop his flooding my PM box with threats and challenges. no hard feelings mac just stop the PM'n please. tell your daddy runtop that his great cherrypicks last night in the P38G will certainly win him an akakcademy award. he certainly has my vote.
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hey Doc that was exactly my point. if the guy has ten plus years in the game and a gimp (me) with three years experience gets a shot off at him, he sucks. which in my opinion he does suck. I don't return salutes when I'm being ganged or if I don't like the player. sorry if that hurt your feelings, next time I'll be sure to salute you, if you don't gang me.
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15 mins? Aye right! I answered almos instantly! And as for flooding your pm box? I sent 2 pms! Since when was that a flood?
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so will you stop flooding me with PM's or no? just asking
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is 2 a flood?
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so the anwser is no then
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im doing what you did Storch! :t
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what? I just asked a question in general and not at you specifically and you went all teary eyed and postal on me about me offending your daddy. here's a clue smack is just that. you guys need to turn the kumbaya fests down about ten notches.
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Originally posted by storch
hey Doc that was exactly my point. if the guy has ten plus years in the game and a gimp (me) with three years experience gets a shot off at him, he sucks. which in my opinion he does suck. I don't return salutes when I'm being ganged or if I don't like the player. sorry if that hurt your feelings, next time I'll be sure to salute you, if you don't gang me.
Well are you related to the Clintons? Revisionist history? There were three of us who just upped and you and Jerry2 picking us off. How is that ganging?
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
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WOW Storch, I must say I'm impressed. You have a thread this long with your name on it. Would you say your INFAMOUS now?
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Originally posted by Kuhn
WOW Storch, I must say I'm impressed. You have a thread this long with your name on it. Would you say your INFAMOUS now?
Infamous might be right but not for this thread! LMAO!:aok
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Originally posted by storch
so will you stop flooding me with PM's or no? just asking
Now isn't that the pot calling the kettle black....
Storch used to PM me nonstop with 2 year old insults back when I was flying a lot and he was online.
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Originally posted by storch
na he got pinged up real well just prolly with bb's though. my aim is just horrible. that's why he blabs about this or that but won't post the film.
It's funny...I can post the films of our duels and you'll just make up another shoddy excuse as why you died. but you still can't explain that if you died so quickly after the merge, how were you possibly able to get a gun solution? And since I think 4 out of the 5 duels we had, I flew planes that I have either only flown once or twice or not at all and I was still able to thoroughly out fly and out fight you? Even one of our duels was in the plane you had claimed to be an "Experten" in (think it was the G2 or G6) and you still got thrashed. No, it is clearly evident that you just suck and no matter how much you spew and thump your chest it isn't going to change the fact that you suck. I never thought I would find a player that could possibly suck as worse as CHI but you've proven me wrong. Congratulation, you have now just taken the mantle of AH's Crappiest player from CHI. Are you going to be going to Disneyworld now?
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Nightshift82
why don't you post the film????
just go to the DA with the guy, there's really nothing to lose
He did...and he lost...bad.
ack-ack
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I sure am glad to know I am man enough to admit I suck in fiters. Some just cant handle the truth.
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docKelley you'll do alot with a positive attitude!
let me see here ummm last night EW? oh yea
me vs.storchita both 109F 's 1 on 1 you ran thought you had enough seperation, reversed,blew the merge then died
The End
have a nice day :)
oh they are right you suck :aok
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For someone that used to play too much, dropping in and reading the board is fun.
When your away from the game all this chest pounding heavy testostrone talk about the DA is hilarious.
Cartoon planes, geeks at a computer..talkin about "I'll meet you after school in the parking lot.."
Gentlemen..
..step back
If you do it's really kinda silly..
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hehe this from the guy that used to play with dolls..err I mean action figures. Speaking of which, did you sell off your entire collection?
ack-ack
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Originally posted by indy007
I'll go. I'm a furballer.
The last thing you are is a furballer,
wipass
ps. keep sucking up, but the blue nun aint gonna ask *** ** **** ******
wipas
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I don't think I've ever PM'd anyone on this board. maybe slash27 once but that would be about it.
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well I see someone put another peso in the 20k or higher attack chihuahua, now I have to wipe my ankle again.
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
hehe this from the guy that used to play with dolls..err I mean action figures. Speaking of which, did you sell off your entire collection?
ack-ack
Still gott'um :D Picked up some authentic stuff that I wear around the house to yell orders at them.
Circa 1940 WWI SD Heer transitional
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/474_1158527888_quarter.jpg)
Circa 1940 DD M35 Heer reissue in parade paint
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/474_1160116496_side.jpg)
Circa 1941 SD Luftwaffe
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/474_1161476948_left.jpg)
Circa 1942 Luftwaffe camo
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/474_1161477163_left2.jpg)
And last but not least and Afrika campaign Pith helmet
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/474_1161477391_leftg.jpg)
I really SHOULD be flyin German iron instead of Spits :D
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uh oh sheriff, I think there's a gonna be a purse fight!
Better git some more beer 'n tatertots!
:rofl
RTR
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great looking helments - yours?
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I thought by the time most people reach the age of 38 kindergarten was over ???? :confused: :confused: :D :p
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Originally posted by storch
I don't think I've ever PM'd anyone on this board. maybe slash27 once but that would be about it.
I take that back I PM'd seagoon once also.
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storch my girl and I want to ask you a favour. could you possibly donate some sperm and fereeze it for us, we would very much like to have a baby but we know my genes aint strong enough. please donate 30ml and pre-freeze it. we would be most gratefull.
bat and mrs fink.
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Official Notice:
No goats were harmed in the making of this thread.
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...but the sheeps got buggered.
ack-ack
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and the chihuahua still needs a bath
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Originally posted by storch
and the chihuahua still needs a bath
why do you insist on dragging your wife into this?
ack-ack
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I keep reminding you we're not married, now hush up I'll get your leash you're getting chubby so I'll take you for a walk.
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Originally posted by Eagler
Sir, I have evidence to the contrary:
(http://www.pogbird.com/X45/jg54squad.jpg)
omfg EAGLER THAT WAS TOO FUNNY!!!I ALMOST MADE A MESS IN MY PANTS FROM LAUGHING!!!:lol
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it was funny a year ago when he first posted it, now it just shows a lack of talent and originality. poor chubby little fellow.
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Ya'll just leave Storch alone he's not a bad guy, he enriches the community, just thing how boring life would be without the Storchter :D :aok
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LP, mind your own bee's wax pal. this is like blood in the water, chihuahua blood. lastly, you misspelled think, I think.
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Murdr, care to share some of your popcorn? Ill bring the cold beer.
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Originally posted by Schatzi
Murdr, care to share some of your popcorn? Ill bring the cold beer.
Here I thought you Euros drank room temp beer :O
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Originally posted by Max
Here I thought you Euros drank room temp beer :O
Im NOT British ;).
Brrrrrrr, warm beer *shudder*
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(http://www.cetmerifles.com/forum/vb/images/smilies/catcorn.gif) (http://www.cetmerifles.com/forum/vb/images/smilies/038.gif)
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Originally posted by wipass
The last thing you are is a furballer,
wipass
ps. keep sucking up, but the blue nun aint gonna ask *** ** **** ******
wipas
nice. insulted by somebody I don't even know, and who gets the bulk of their kills against underarmed buffs and GV's, and pads their score. OH NOES! :lol
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This thread needs more cowbell
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(http://www.freeroleentertainment.com/bell.JPG)
http://www.redhillgeneralstore.com/imprintedcowbell.htm
take ur pick
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Hi Storch. Count is up to 103 replies!:D
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dear wipass, this thread is titled "storch" it is only for storch bashes. start one called "ndy" bash ndy there. bashing him here is rude, it detracts from the original intention of the thread and may constitute a thread hijack. but that determination needs to be made by others. it's not my place to say because if I did say that my action could be construed as back seat moderation and I clearly never break the posting rules.
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Originally posted by storch
dear wipass, this thread is titled "storch" it is only for storch bashes. start one called "ndy" bash ndy there. bashing him here is rude, it detracts from the original intention of the thread and may constitute a thread hijack. but that determination needs to be made by others. it's not my place to say because if I did say that my action could be construed as back seat moderation and I clearly never break the posting rules.
I'm not cool enough to have my own bashing thread. I have to jump in yours and hope for the bes...worst? :(
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let's not forget, I'm still waiting for the originator of this thread to make good on his threat. so have you rounded up enough help for our 1v1 yet? I've notice you being absent from the arenas as of late.
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Originally posted by Kuhn
Hi Storch. Count is up to 103 replies!:D
Originally posted by storch
dear wipass, this thread is titled "storch" it is only for storch bashes. start one called "ndy" bash ndy there. bashing him here is rude, it detracts from the original intention of the thread and may constitute a thread hijack. but that determination needs to be made by others. it's not my place to say because if I did say that my action could be construed as back seat moderation and I clearly never break the posting rules.
but what about your fan club of one, he aint bashing. better phone a lawyer.
as for macleod, you spent a week refusing to go to the DA with him, a player of just 2-3 months. now that he has worked out by his own volition that the only way he can get you to make more of a fool of yourself in this situation is by letting it drag out. he plays your game, refuses to fight for a week, and everyoe else gets to enjoy this wonderfull display of yours. it kinda reminds me of a peacock with all those poof feathers, prancing around infront of fat females, only to run screachin and dropping its bowls as a little grasshopper twitches its wings too close.
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hello BF thankyou for your response. I gather from the blather that you are on another one week run of home made crystal meth and haven't slept much. I'll wait until you repost or someone else translates your post for me. sorry for the inconvenience, I hope you understand.
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Originally posted by storch
despite my vast banks of, i'll be honest, talented word rubbishry, i have no way of acurately responding to your post, BF, as you hit the nail on the head so hard its has pierced my skull and my brain is now bleeding. i some how still mange to reply and keep it coherant.
when i next log on in 5 mins to check my own little thread I will no doubt have recovered all my former smack glory.
:rofl
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah, sniffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff fffffffffffffffffffffffffffff ff cough cough blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
here's what I read. as I stated when you return to a semi-coherent state please repost.
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dont say that i may never post again. perish the thought.
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ya that would indeed be a tragedy, allow me to rephrase my request. before you cook your next batch, repost your statement. thanks.
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as for macleod, you spent a week refusing to go to the DA with him, a player of just 2-3 months...[/B]
Hey HEY HEY! 2-3 months! Bat! Ive been playing for about 7-8 months! How dare you insult me like that! :D Am I REALLY that bad a player?:aok
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This thread is very, very disappointing.
I thought I was going to be reading about the Fieseler Fi 156, also known as the Storch:
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/21/Fieseler_Fi156.jpg)
-Llama
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I thought it was this Storch
(http://www.nndb.com/people/933/000022867/storch.jpg)
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that's Sgt Storch to you, Eagler
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Originally posted by Max
that's Sgt Storch to you, Eagler
That's a corporal not a sgt. Agon.
All the Best...
Jay
awDoc1
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that is my all time favorite airplane, hence....
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Originally posted by macleod01
Storch, When do you want that duel with myself and Fireace? After all your the one who came up with the idea. Im not backing down, should be a good Laugh
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Originally posted by macleod01
STOP HIJACKING! STOP DUCKING! ANSWER THE QUESTION STORCH! WHEN WILL YOU FIGHT ME!
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
he wont fihgt you mac, hes storch, his virtual life here revolves around nothing more than causing you grief.
he might go if you said you wernt interested any more, bitta reverse brainbashing :)
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Originally posted by storch
I just bumped into mac in the arena again. he started calling me a wimp and other stuff like that so I asked him if he was ready to visit the DA with me, again. after about 15 minutes (during which time he was probably frantically squawking for back up like good toolshedder in training) he responded with "since I wasn't ready yesterday he's not ready today". I don't have a problem with this the DA is a moronfest in my opinion. I thought that by me posting this here he'll stop his flooding my PM box with threats and challenges. no hard feelings mac just stop the PM'n please. tell your daddy runtop that his great cherrypicks last night in the P38G will certainly win him an akakcademy award. he certainly has my vote.
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Originally posted by RedDg
This thread needs more cowbell
Here ya go.
(http://www.globalpov.com/images/cowbell.jpg)
(http://davidhildebrand.org/images/cowbell.jpg)
Just saw this is a storch bashing thread. Sorry.
Storch, you're a weenie.
Just kidding man, you're ok.
Actually I have no idea who you are. I think I fought you once in AvA. Wish more people were in there.
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
It's funny...I can post the films of our duels but they would just show how terrible I really am and how weak my skills are. I'm so lame that my boyfriend bruce is even calling me "hoover". I think I'm almost as bad as CHI and you've proven me right. Congratulations, I have now just taken the mantle of AH's Crappiest player from CHI. Are you going to be going to take me to Disneyworld now? here's my leash. I won't ankle hump you anymore.
ack-ack
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It's sad when someone has to bump their thread to gain attention for themselves.
Have fun Storchita and enjoy your mantle as the crappiest player in AH.
I'm done with this thread as it is turned out to be as boring as any fight with you is. So go ahead and quote this post and rearrange it anyway you like to show what a big guy you are and how you're not afraid of anyone.
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
It's sad when I continually ankle hump my hero. but I can't help myself, I'm so attracted to my hero. but I'm still not posting the films
ack-ack
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Originally posted by storch
that is my all time favorite airplane, hence....
Because it is slow, stringy, weak, and couldn't possibly shoot down another plane?
Yes, it makes perfect sense that this would be your inspiration.
:D
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all that and because it may possibly be the very best ever STOL platform and was light years ahead of it's time. I wish I could come up with a discreationary $250k to purchase one with a wartime record.
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I've been playing this game since March this year (~8 months) and i still do love it.
Batfink was the first one who shot me down when i started the game and now he's my CO. I made this "ouverture" because i want to say that doesn't matter for how long do you play this game or what plane are you flying but does matter to act like a gent (i try to avoid remarks like : you're flying a dweeb plane , etcaetera...). I won't post names but i've been accused i was cheating when i shot down a zeke or when someone didn't check his 6 and i shot him down "while he was sleeping".
I accept challanges from everyone as long as there is a reason.
I have some good fights with MacLeod in DA ... :aok MacLeod
I never met you Storch but i have read a lot of topics concerning your person.So till we'll meet eachother ... :aok Storch
In this way this thread will never end. So fight gents because this is the purpose of this game.
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I don't know about that Niros. it seems to me the best all around fights are between players of similar skill level in dis-similar airplanes and then in one of the general arenas and not in the DA.
regarding fights in the DA,
I flew one series of fights in the DA with Redd for fun a long while ago. he attempted to teach me the fundamentals of fighting in the DA, important things like accurately calculating relative E state, vertical and horizontal separation, other elements used to produce a more favorable outcome for he that grasps those concepts. these were skills mainly useful only in the DA. for me, It was enjoyable session because Redd is a pleasant person and good player who fights irrespective of his advantage or disadvantage in the general arenas. I have great respect for Redd because of his ability in the arena not because he can DA well.
another player who was very helpful early on was shane, while not a pleasant player none the less a very skilled one, he taught me how to avoid HOs, how to do a series of immelmanns in succession. I learned more from shane in one half hour that I would have alone in the arena in one year. shane has my respect for his abilities in the arena.
players like the akak, et al are timid players who only engage when they are complete certain of the outcome and that it will end in their favor. a totally boring twit of a player, neither fun to play with nor against, I personally have no use for players like that.
there are players in your squad that are good fights amongst them is BF and biggles that I can recall. some of the others should shack up with akak.
just saying
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Originally posted by jamusta
As Storch's lawyer I have advised him not to answer to anymore of these silly accusations. HE DID NOT VIOLATE THOSE SHEEP. No further comment.
ROFLMAO good one :aok
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Originally posted by storch
another player who was very helpful early on was shane..I learned more from shane in one half hour that I would have alone in the arena in one year....
maybe you picked up just a bit too much from ole shane for your own good ... that seems to be about the time your smack advanced faster than your abilities.
shane is a great stick in ah but his constant smack annoyed many, myself included. I do not get the purpose of typing constant bs to other players...never did. I can see a teenager doing it as he is a child but an adult ... baffles me.
BUT shane could back it up.
he was one of the few who spewed verbal diarrah, on ch 1 at the time, who could and usually did back up his smack. Most can't and one has to wonder why they continue with the big talk .. does it help your play thinking you are intimidating the other player even if the other player may be old enough to be your grand kid? I don't get it ...
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my abilities are improving and smack is as well. it's fun to pick on my grandkids they can't fight back so well. them and overfed chihuahuas. oh...... and old glorified buzzards as well.
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Originally posted by storch
......., et al are timid players who only engage when they are complete certain of the outcome and that it will end in their favor. a totally boring twit of a player, neither fun to play with nor against, I personally have no use for players like that.
this little snippet is beautifull in its autobiographical glory. but you seem to believe that part of you is history now. i was unaware of your conversion to 'furballer' storch, but i must say i'm thrilled. i hope next time i find you in the arenas you show me your new fighting style with gusto.
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Originally posted by macleod01
I deeply apologise for what I am about to say, but it cant be helped. CAN EVERYBODY JUST LEAVE STORCH TO ANSWER THE ORIGINAL QUESTION! Like I said, I am sorry for this shout, but so far this thread has turned into a slagging match. Im wanting storch to answer me with a date and a time to duel me! If he is too cowardly even to do that, then he has shown his true colours once and for all and should no longer talk like a big hardman!
Why not PM him rather than posting on a public BB????? You seem to need a reason to insult or embarrass him in front of others. Take a deep breath and consider the importance in your life of dissing someone over a trivial event. Psychotherapy may help with that.
-MI-
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I did.
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after posting in here initially he flooded me with PMs. he then dodged out of another invitation to visit said DA after fifteen minutes of attempting to find a squaddie to gang me in the DA with. that part is speculation on my part but I suspect it's a fair hunch given that squad's modus operendi. but the cut the little fellow some slack he's probably a teenager.
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Originally posted by MIShill
Take a deep breath and consider the importance in your life of dissing someone over a trivial event. Psychotherapy may help with that.
-MI-
This works for storch just as well.
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Originally posted by B@tfinkV
this little snippet is beautifull in its autobiographical glory. but you seem to believe that part of you is history now. i was unaware of your conversion to 'furballer' storch, but i must say i'm thrilled. i hope next time i find you in the arenas you show me your new fighting style with gusto.
mixing meth with vicodine is not a good idea BF, go get some sleep.