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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: BaldEagl on May 05, 2007, 12:09:14 PM
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In the long tradition of the hunting and fishing openers the squeaker season opener is just around the corner... presented to you by HTC. Get armed, get your squelch list ready and prepare for the annual slaughter.
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please HT...i need a longer list....mine is alreay full
i always run out of room....need a long list.....the squeakers are coming :noid :noid :noid :noid :noid
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Also coming this summer...
Summer 07' Attack Of the Teens.
WARNING
All actions of dweebiness, Hoarding, Hoing, Running, Vulching, Picking, and Camping does not reflect the staff at HTC. Any reproduction of this film with out the written consent of HTC is strictly prohibited and if charged the charges will be delt with in the court of law.
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The squeakers are coming!!!!:O
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do i count as a squeker?in some ways im a vet to this game.
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Ohh... Ohh... I just thought of this... This year let's have the 1st Annual Pro-Squeaker Tourney. The player killing the most squeakers each month wins. We have to decide how this is determined... low rank maybe (5000 or worse?)... maybe we can get HT to track kills against new accounts for the summer and even post the winners on the home page. I need some help here.
C'mon HT, give us something to "shoot" for.
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Be better to post "Trophy" screenshots of your best squeaker whining after killing him :D
We could make a 'wall' filled with the best squeakers :)
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I'm hard in training perfecting my squeeking..:aok
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Originally posted by Furball
Be better to post "Trophy" screenshots of your best squeaker whining after killing him :D
We could make a 'wall' filled with the best squeakers :)
Yup Yup! We're gonna need some inter-chess piece coordination with this one. I'll collect Bish squeeker whines where I see them on country.
I'll open the bidding
(http://www.lotrplaza.com/forum/support/28936/whine1.jpg)
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:rofl
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(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/71_1178389312_1bdspade.jpg)
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More thoughts on the 1st Annual Pro-Squeaker Tourney:
Run from Memorial Day through Labor Day possibly ending on the 25th of each month.
Several catagories: Shortest time to a kill, most kills of the same guy in one flight, most squeaker kills in one flight, most HO attempts against in 1 flight, fewest turns to a kill, best post-kill 200 whine, best post-kill PM, most inane country channel question, most creative response. (some of these will require having killed someone of a minimum rank to be eligable).
Needed: people to collect and review films/screenshots for eligability. An independent judging panal.
Awards: Catagory winners posted each month in the forums with an overall winner posted at the end of the tourney. Winning films/screenshots posted in the forums.
More thoughts? I'd really like to do this... it would be fun.
[EDIT] Added a few catagories.
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Erm, I am unclear on what a "squeaker" is. I was leaning towards those with high pitched voices, aka"children" that will soon be released from the ardors of school and homework. After that screenshot I am now thinking that the term is refering to people who do not take being shot down gracefully, or people who PM nasty responses to being shot down.
Can somebody give me afirm definition?
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I wonder if HT could adjust the perk point system, to give us extra perks for killing squeakers.
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I always forget to turn on my film, but I'll volunter as a ruling official. What the hell, I'm retiring on the 25th of this month so I'll have some time on my hands to do film/screenshot reviews.:aok
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Originally posted by Karnak
Erm, I am unclear on what a "squeaker" is. I was leaning towards those with high pitched voices, aka"children" that will soon be released from the ardors of school and homework. After that screenshot I am now thinking that the term is refering to people who do not take being shot down gracefully, or people who PM nasty responses to being shot down.
Can somebody give me afirm definition?
Acting like a child is as good as (if not better(worse?)) than actually being one. Anyone who actually takes the trouble to PM their infantile disdain at being shot down - in a cartoon plane and lace that disdain with poor grammar - to the guy who just killed him should be officially recognized for their immature rantings.
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Originally posted by Karnak
Erm, I am unclear on what a "squeaker" is. I was leaning towards those with high pitched voices, aka"children" that will soon be released from the ardors of school and homework. After that screenshot I am now thinking that the term is refering to people who do not take being shot down gracefully, or people who PM nasty responses to being shot down.
Can somebody give me afirm definition?
Yes you have it.
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Personally i would define it as the following: -
Squeaker
1. Someone on voice chat that has not hit puberty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. They will often use a ridiculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.
2. A (suspected) young person on open channel who is clearly clueless yet feels the need to rant continually on a given subject, often with the use of capitals or very poor spelling, which they know nothing about.
3. A clueless (suspected young) noob who feels the need to mouth off at you once you shoot them down.
4. Term which can be used for any young person(s) in game.
Basically, i would define it as any person i suspect of being young and clueless a squeaker in game.
e.g. "Megadud stop squeaking".
But thats just me.
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Originally posted by Furball
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/71_1178389312_1bdspade.jpg)
i want 1 :aok
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i need another peace of paper to get all the new squeakers listed,my 1st page is full.
VansCrew
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I agree with furbal but because this would be hard to verify for the purposes of the tourney I was thinking along these lines:
Any new account opened in May '07 or later.
And to open it to a little more fun:
Anyone ranting and acting childish on Ch 200 or PM after being shot down.
And I thought of another catagory: Longest squelch list. Not sure if they can be viewd off-line with a text editor or if each would have to be screenshot as added (which might be too much of a pain).
I'm willing to organize this and come up with an official rules list once we've got all the ideas down and also to do a monthly re-cap of the winners and the Grand Champion at the end.
Another need: Somewhere to post films/screenshots.
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:O I better hide!
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Originally posted by Husky01
Also coming this summer...
Summer 07' Attack Of the Teens.
WARNING
All actions of dweebiness, Hoarding, Hoing, Running, Vulching, Picking, and Camping does not reflect the staff at HTC. Any reproduction of this film with out the written consent of HTC is strictly prohibited and if charged the charges will be delt with in the court of law.
But your a teen dude!!!!!!!
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Originally posted by Furball
Personally i would define it as the following: -
Squeaker
1. Someone on voice chat that has not hit puberty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. They will often use a ridiculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.
2. A (suspected) young person on open channel who is clearly clueless yet feels the need to rant continually on a given subject, often with the use of capitals or very poor spelling, which they know nothing about.
3. A clueless (suspected young) noob who feels the need to mouth off at you once you shoot them down.
4. Term which can be used for any young person(s) in game.
Basically, i would define it as any person i suspect of being young and clueless a squeaker in game.
e.g. "Megadud stop squeaking".
But thats just me.
That's pretty much my definition as well.
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Do what I do...come June 1st I hang a referee's whistle around my neck when I fly :rofl
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but max, what do you do with the whistle? :t
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Originally posted by Furball
Basically, i would define it as any person i suspect of being young and clueless a squeaker in game.
e.g. "Megadud stop squeaking".
:lol
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Originally posted by weazely
do i count as a squeker?in some ways im a vet to this game.
Squeaker.
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I am going to tape a squeaky dog toy to my mike and everytime I hear one of those "they haven't dropped yet voices" having their little Napoleon moments "SQUEAK SQUEAK" it will go over the country channel.
I will be ready!:p
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I think I've found a contestant for country channel idiocy.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402781_kenny1.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402832_kenny2.jpg)
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Funny thread. Now that we have a trophy, who's posting the hunting licences?
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Originally posted by BaldEagl
most HO attempts against in 1 flight,
Mine or theirs?
;)
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(http://www.andylopresto.com/words/wp-content/uploads/peterbrady.jpg)
i re teh rulle !!!!!!!!!!!! sqeak
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Yep, kenny is a tard. he's been saying stuff like that for 3 or 4 days now, so we should be rid of him soon. (Knocks on wood that his mommy or daddy doesn't have a credit card)
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Don't be rough on Kenny he is out of Ridlin:furious :rolleyes:
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lmao i'll have to look for this film from today or maybe overlag has some.....Kenny was talking about haveing sex with animals...........
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Originally posted by jaxxo
(http://www.andylopresto.com/words/wp-content/uploads/peterbrady.jpg)
i re teh rulle !!!!!!!!!!!! sqeak
I dunno if i'd use peter brady.... he was the clever one... bobby was the whiner because he wasnt very bright...
plus peter was able to bag adrianne curry at age 50 and she's like 24....
(http://www.celebamour.com/wp-content/uploads/fairbrady1.jpg)
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Originally posted by Zippy41
But your a teen dude!!!!!!!
Some of us teens have deeper voices than the fogies of AH.
Oh wait. I forgot.
!!!!!!!!111!!!!1!!!one!!!!1!!!!!eleven!!!!11111!!111!!!!!!two!!1!!!!
There.
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Originally posted by Husky01
Also coming this summer...
Summer 07' Attack Of the Teens.
WARNING
All actions of dweebiness, Hoarding, Hoing, Running, Vulching, Picking, and Camping does not reflect the staff at HTC. Any reproduction of this film with out the written consent of HTC is strictly prohibited and if charged the charges will be delt with in the court of law.
Anyone else see the irony of this squeaker's post?
ack-ack
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I wish I was a squeker:(
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Originally posted by Furball
Personally i would define it as the following: -
Squeaker
1. Someone on voice chat that has not hit puberty or has an abnormally high-pitched voice. They will often use a ridiculous amount of profanity to try and offset their lack of audible maturity.
2. A (suspected) young person on open channel who is clearly clueless yet feels the need to rant continually on a given subject, often with the use of capitals or very poor spelling, which they know nothing about.
3. A clueless (suspected young) noob who feels the need to mouth off at you once you shoot them down.
4. Term which can be used for any young person(s) in game.
Basically, i would define it as any person i suspect of being young and clueless a squeaker in game.
e.g. "Megadud stop squeaking".
But thats just me.
:furious :mad:
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Do we get points for the pm thats always comes afterwards ???
Do we get points for them squelching themselves ??
Is there the 4x bonus for scoring on more then one squeaker in less then 8 hrs ?? (my record is 3 in one night .. what was really funny is i didnt say a word to them ... just put them in my washing machine and ran them thru the rinse cycle repeatedly ..)
:noid
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
I think I've found a contestant for country channel idiocy.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402781_kenny1.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402832_kenny2.jpg)
Poor little kenny.
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
I think I've found a contestant for country channel idiocy.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402781_kenny1.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402832_kenny2.jpg)
lmfao the funny thing is...the 35 kills i landed half of em were kenny...lmfao...do i get extra perks for that :)
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At least I figured out why the South Park guys are always killing Kenny
:D
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
I think I've found a contestant for country channel idiocy.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402781_kenny1.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402832_kenny2.jpg)
YEAH AND I AM PROUND OF IT!!!:aok :aok :aok
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Originally posted by hubsonfire
I think I've found a contestant for country channel idiocy.
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402781_kenny1.jpg)
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/1014_1178402832_kenny2.jpg)
YEAH AND I AM PROUND OF IT!!!:aok :aok :aok
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Originally posted by Estes
Yep, kenny is a tard. he's been saying stuff like that for 3 or 4 days now, so we should be rid of him soon. (Knocks on wood that his mommy or daddy doesn't have a credit card)
yeah you can shut up now
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Originally posted by Estes
Yep, kenny is a tard. he's been saying stuff like that for 3 or 4 days now, so we should be rid of him soon. (Knocks on wood that his mommy or daddy doesn't have a credit card)
and i bet i am twice bellybutton rich as you $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
LLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLL! oh god not again
:furious :furious :furious :furious
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Originally posted by Rino
At least I figured out why the South Park guys are always killing Kenny
:D
SO what! does that have to do with ah!:furious
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Originally posted by 68slayr
lmao i'll have to look for this film from today or maybe overlag has some.....Kenny was talking about haveing sex with animals...........
THAT INCLUDES YOU:mad:
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Originally posted by 68slayr
lmao i'll have to look for this film from today or maybe overlag has some.....Kenny was talking about haveing sex with animals...........
HE STARTED IT] :o :o :o he really did YOU GOT IT!
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
Anyone else see the irony of this squeaker's post?
ack-ack
????????????? ok i don't know if you talking to me but :huh :huh
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Um...did someone run out of ritalin?
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Originally posted by kamilyun
Um...did someone run out of ritalin?
Give him Prozac, it worked for my dog!
(http://crazy-jokes.com/pictures/dogsmile.jpg)
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SHUT UP!!!
I BET ALL OF YOU $&$@S JELAS AT ME Becase i have had a better life than you
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
SHUT UP!!!
I BET ALL OF YOU $&$@S JELAS AT ME Becase i have had a better lie than you
:huh Do we need more funding for edumukation
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
SHUT UP!!!
I BET ALL OF YOU $&$@S JELAS AT ME Becase i have had a better life than you
MTV started out so innocently, but little did we suspect what it would really do to us.
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IN!
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
SQUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEK!!!!!
:aok
btw IN
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
SHUT UP!!!
I BET ALL OF YOU $&$@S JELAS AT ME Becase i have had a better life than you
You bet wrong.
Now isn't it past your bedtime young man? Your mommy has your pajamas laid out on your bed and is ready to tuck you in.
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Tonight my squaddies asked our resident squeaker, Av8torJr to post a mission, which he gladly obliged to. I came in late but it was some sort of dare amongst the squad to join a "squeaker mission". So, Avi8tor posted the mission and all my squaddies signed up. Soon after the mission started Av8tor abandoned his own mission to chase a PT boat. My squaddies all started laughing so hard that their sticks were shaking and they augered.
:rofl
It was suggested that we start a "join a squeaker mission" squad night.
:rofl
Do YOUR part. Join a squeaker!
Oh, BTW, IN
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Kenny! Kennel. "Woof!"
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zOMfG this is teh bestest sheeet I could come home from teh bar too hahah WOOOOOOWOOO! :lol
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Anyone who posted before kenny entered this thread is now a winner.
Dogs around the world are now cowering after that high pitched barrage of squeak.
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I see a "Skuzzy Killed Kenny" IN the near future .
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Originally posted by Husky01
I wish I was a squeker:(
You are.
ack-ack
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either that is skuzzy playing a trick or dood is beggin for a PnG.
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So IN!
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April 2007...Invasion of the Attention potatos:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
I see a "Skuzzy Killed Kenny" IN the near future .
LMAO...
I second that notion!!!!!
C-Ya...
You are now free to move about your life, which is much better than the rest of ours, I suspect you wont be doing much moving around here for long tho...
:rofl :rofl :rofl
IN.....
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What will be funny is the multiple kenny shades after the PNG.
Any guesses what his next bbs name will be?
I'll bet 1squeaker1.
:D :D
Bronk
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oSQUEAKERo
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Originally posted by Bronk
What will be funny is the multiple kenny shades after the PNG.
Any guesses what his next bbs name will be?
Mr Hankey :aok :rofl :lol
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I've got it. HT moves all the vets into two of the three existing countries. Beginning Memorial Day, all free and new accounts go into the third country, hereafter called the squeaker country.
Let the slaughter begin!!!
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Well, somebody asked for the definition of squeaker. They got it and an example. :lol
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This thread is amusing. The kids may be incompetent pilots, but they have a great excuse: they're kids.
What's the excuse for all the older guys who auger heavy La7s into radar, or suicide divebomb B24s into an FH while leaving 3 others up, or up nothing but 51s and make laughable passes and extend to 6k only to do it again, and call it dogfighting? Firing from 1k out, knowing no ACM but 'HO, extend, HO again', and being laughably timid are also honorable mentions.
It's funny, I've noticed that generally, the teenagers have the most passion for learning how to properly dominate the skies, whereas if an older guy stinks he's usually satisfied with it.
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hey man not all kids are like that :aok
<---is 13
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:rofl
in
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Originally posted by BaldEagl
Soon after the mission started Av8tor abandoned his own mission to chase a PT boat.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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This forum offers the best entertainment available! HT should charge admission.
IN! :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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IN!
Squeaker Season: Not just for the War Arenas any more.
skoollzzzz oootttt ferrrrrr soommmeeeeerrrr!!!!!
And the great thing about children......
... ain't none of the little basstigies mine!
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Originally posted by tedrbr
IN!
And the great thing about children......
... ain't none of the little basstigies mine!
:rofl :aok
Bronk
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Oh ya..
I'm INcredulous!
Come on Skuzzy... keep this one open... it has gold written all over it.
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Kenny, this is for you
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/EdumacationPoster.png)
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what i want to know, is how they managed to get on the BBS this year. my ears are bleeding just READING them.
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Hey Kenny... can you say Bye Bye ?
BTW IN
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Originally posted by vorticon
what i want to know, is how they managed to get on the BBS this year. my ears are bleeding just READING them.
:rofl :rofl :rofl
Bronk
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Thorazine Rules over all other Meds.
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Originally posted by Stang
zOMfG this is teh bestest sheeet I could come home from teh bar too hahah WOOOOOOWOOO! :lol
LOLzzzzzzz :rofl
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Ha!
I bet the guy who posted those screenies didnt expect him to come IN to the thread. :lol
Give him some perkies for sticking up for himself :)
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ya know
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Originally posted by Bruv119
Ha!
I bet the guy who posted those screenies didnt expect him to come IN to the thread. :lol
Give him some perkies for sticking up for himself :)
You've got to be kidding. That's some stupid little 10yr old kid carrying on like that.
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All those replies by Kenny were CLASSIC comedy gold.
IN!
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(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/shawk.jpg)
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Where's Skuzzy? It's Monday morning and this threads still open.
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OMG this is tooo damn funny :rofl :rofl :rofl
Love that trophy of 1bdspade :rofl :rofl
Squeaker Trophies has to be done !!! We have to do this some how. This is hilarious!! :rofl :rofl :aok :aok
Later,
KayBay
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Originally posted by Engine
What's the excuse for all the older guys who auger heavy La7s into radar, or suicide divebomb B24s into an FH while leaving 3 others up, or up nothing but 51s and make laughable passes and extend to 6k only to do it again, and call it dogfighting? Firing from 1k out, knowing no ACM but 'HO, extend, HO again', and being laughably timid are also honorable mentions.
Reasons can include: Wife Ack, Kid Ack, Cat running along keyboard, Earl down in shipping called and is distracting you with work at your desk, vision not what it once was back during the Great War, male-enhancement drug of choice just kicked in, joystick is broke and trying to fly with mouse (too cheap/lazy/broke to replace joystick), just looking to PO other folks as a greifer....... Plenty of reasons.
It's funny, I've noticed that generally, the teenagers have the most passion for learning how to properly dominate the skies, whereas if an older guy stinks he's usually satisfied with it.
Apparently you haven't been noticing these impassioned players on the weekends in the Help Channel: "how do i fly" "how i take off" "what fastest/bestest plane" or the players that beg to gun for others, then promptly kill-shoot at friendlies or fire off all their ammo at cons over 5K out.
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Kenny man if you really do get that mad at tha game just walk away
ive got a lil upset too:aok
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Alas, I was going to try an amusing link here, but the BB can't deal with it.
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I hear foot steps ...
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Originally posted by tedrbr
or the players that beg to gun for others
I usually let the non-invited gunners ride shot gun in my fighters. I just picture them feverishly pounding the triggers on joysticks trying to fire.:rofl
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Originally posted by JB35
Hey Kenny... can you say Bye Bye ?
BTW IN
YEP BYe By R$Ehf erht5r
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Originally posted by Meatwad
Kenny, this is for you
(http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o109/AHmeatwad/EdumacationPoster.png)
OH MAN YOU SO NICE!
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meep!
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My son is 8 and his handle is Squeeker, lol
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I be learnin me a book
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Originally posted by Furball
Be better to post "Trophy" screenshots of your best squeaker whining after killing him :D
We could make a 'wall' filled with the best squeakers :)
:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
IN
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Hey, am I still a squeaker? Or am I officialy just another retard?
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Originally posted by JB17
My son is 8 and his handle is Squeeker, lol
Your son rules, i am in awe.
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Originally posted by Serenity
Hey, am I still a squeaker? Or am I officialy just another retard?
The one does not rule out the other :D
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Originally posted by Nilsen
The one does not rule out the other :D
lol! Well... am I at least not a squeaker anymore?
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Oh man, range channel was ****ing painful lastnight.
I think I would have strangled myself with the cord if I used a head-set.
Speakers dull the piercing edge ever so slightly.
Thankfully, I live in Australia, so I can escape this with your help.
What area of America would be considered the largest in regards to AH traffic.
If i know where that is, i can find out what time it is there when I'm playing and avoid 7 - 10 pm American time!
hahah :rofl
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
SHUT UP!!!
I BET ALL OF YOU $&$@S JELAS AT ME Becase i have had a better life than you
This folks is the number one proponent for Birth Control.
IN!
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Originally posted by LancerVT
I be learnin me a book
Fo shizzle!
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Originally posted by FiLtH
(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/shawk.jpg)
That's some funny **** :rofl
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ROFLMAO filth,meatwad
btw kenny.......if you are still around I in no way started that....you were talking about your GF
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:lol Very fitting pics.
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Originally posted by FiLtH
(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/shawk.jpg)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by FiLtH
(http://FilthsHangar.homestead.com/shawk.jpg)
Ok which one of you ares holes is leeking my picture onto the internet!:furious :mad: :furious
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Originally posted by Husky01
Ok which one of you ares holes is leeking my picture onto the internet!:furious :mad: :furious
:)
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Originally posted by Husky01
Ok which one of you ares holes is leeking my picture onto the internet!:furious :mad: :furious
Thats not you!
Thats Squeaking Kenny!
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You didn't know uberhun that all squeakers look alike?
ack-ack
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Originally posted by Ack-Ack
You didn't know uberhun that all squeakers look alike?
ack-ack
Sorry Ack my bad!:lol
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Originally posted by 68slayr
ROFLMAO filth,meatwad
btw kenny.......if you are still around I in no way started that....you were talking about your GF
OF COURSE I KNOw um really becase if you got a picture when it started i would like to see what i really was talking about
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Originally posted by ghi
:rofl :rofl :rofl
yeah that me but i dress little better:aok of coures i can't really kill shawk anybody that knows me that well knows that
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
OF COURSE I KNOw um really becase if you got a picture when it started i would like to see what i really was talking about
? :confused: :huh
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
OF COURSE I KNOw um really becase if you got a picture when it started i would like to see what i really was talking about
The English language is a wonderful thing... when used correctly. :huh
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Originally posted by Solar10
The English language is a wonderful thing... when used correctly. :huh
Is that what that's suppose to be? Could have fooled me.
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This thread just gets better by the day :aok
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:D
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Originally posted by kennyhayes
:D
You do realize there making fun of you correct?
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No one spells that bad, not even Lord HiTech. Has to be a troll.
:noid
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Oh no Stang, he's for real. Every time he keys up, I'm expecting Alvin and Theodore to chime in and burst into song.
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Squeaker!:
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/Storchdies.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/storchwhine1.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/storchwhine2.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/storchwhine3.jpg)
(http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d191/AZC4guy/storchwhine4.jpg)
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:rofl
Nice Steve.
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Apparently we're already severely backlogged on plaques. Gonna be a real long summer.
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lol. w00t! Better by the day!
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; ; Will i count as squeeker im coming back 2 the game... i started in 2004 and been killing at least 500 squeekers in Freeplay with 80 deaths maximum....
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OMFG Steve ! ! ! ! ! ! That was the funniest thing :rofl :rofl :rofl
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BWAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl
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:rofl :rofl :rofl
What have I started? ZOMFG, this thread is like the gift that keeps on giving :lol
BTW Still need volunteers to help with the 1st Annual Squeaker Pro-Tourney.
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Boys get ready to beat em away with a stick -grabs his shotgun and riot shield-
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Hey, dude, devild0g, check it! (http://www.rogerdarlington.co.uk/punctuation.html)
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Can anyone host a screeny for me? I got my first sqeaker!!!
CFYA
Ryan
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http://imageshack.us/
works fine for little stuff like this, easy enough to use. Upload it, then copy the image location once it's up there.
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Quote: "Storch: pus" unquote
I taught him that word a few weeks ago! He was in an A8 running from my F to CV ack.
I feel so speshul!
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Originally posted by 68slayr
ROFLMAO filth,meatwad
btw kenny.......if you are still around I in no way started that....you were talking about your GF
and he was goin on about my gf and animals.... and no i didnt get any film/screenshots of it.... lol
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Originally posted by Anyone
and he was goin on about my gf and animals.... and no i didnt get any film/screenshots of it.... lol
Well youre always calling her your 'Bird' lol...:p
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I wanted to comment on the squeakers..but I did not know where to start. So I will just post a pointless pic instead.
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/pie_face.gif)
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Originally posted by BBBB
I wanted to comment on the squeakers..but I did not know where to start. So I will just post a pointless pic instead.
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/pie_face.gif)
:rofl :rofl :rofl
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(http://www.darkecho.com/darkecho/slime/squelch.jpg)
:rofl
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Hahahah OMG THE CLOWN HAHAHA !!!!
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Can't their parents buy them Nintendo's or something? Now I know why I normally play late at night, all the kiddies are in bed.
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Originally posted by Damionte
Hahahah OMG THE CLOWN HAHAHA !!!!
Think I've seen that officer before. Somewhere around Al-Ghazaliya, IIRC.
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Originally posted by crockett
Can't their parents buy them Nintendo's or something? Now I know why I normally play late at night, all the kiddies are in bed.
In hawaii, im still on ;)
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Originally posted by BBBB
I wanted to comment on the squeakers..but I did not know where to start. So I will just post a pointless pic instead.
Oh. My. God.
That was freaking hilarious.
Had to add this:
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/flying%20dog.gif)
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heeh, some squeakers get so good at HOing i cant get shots on em
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Originally posted by scottydawg
Oh. My. God.
That was freaking hilarious.
Had to add this:
(http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/2/flying%20dog.gif)
lol saw that one before but it's always good for a laugh. The guy is lucky he didn't end up with doggie barf all over him.
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XD lmfao that was awesome. Where the hell u get that vid?
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/Richad/banana4om.gif)
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Originally posted by devild0g
XD lmfao that was awesome. Where the hell u get that vid?
(http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b25/Richad/banana4om.gif)
Check the properties on the image.
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This thread is choice, never laughed so much from a single thread before. And the clown, man that was funny. The doq was good too.
Kenny, he was the best though, that broken english defence he mustered, too funny. Still laughing . Man . I gotta go find something else to do before i die laughing.
Thanks for the entertainment guys.
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I had to squelch kenny the other night, it was like nails down a blackboard... poor kid. Reminded me of the original squeeker... dlambda.
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i'm a squeker so go figure!................duh just to let you know i am..... kenny 40 SH
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.....need...air......
Stomach hurts...HAHAHAHAAHAHHA!
I couldn't breathe after the clown video.
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For your viewing pleasure. I was winging with The Flying Circus in Bishland and happened across this gem. Hajo was the recipient of whines as well.
(http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c62/Masherbrum/ahss68.jpg)
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Last night I was defending a VB. I was in a P-47-D25 and there was another Bish there.
As I dove in from alt a Goon had just dropped troops and there were a few friendly GV's on the field. My countryman in the other plane (don't remember who it was) calls out on range... "you have more bullets, you take the troops, I'll get the goon".
I zoomed by with a ton of E, saw my countryman lining up the goon, spotted an A-20, took off his wing and climbed out as he was flutterting to the ground. Pretty soon... assist! I call out on range "Now how did I take that A20's wing off and only get an assist?" My countryman calls back (all proud and everything), "I put a 30mm in him and took off his tail".
I bit my tounge and flew off.
It's going to be long summer gents.
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Originally posted by BaldEagl
Last night I was defending a VB. I was in a P-47-D25 and there was another Bish there.
As I dove in from alt a Goon had just dropped troops and there were a few friendly GV's on the field. My countryman in the other plane (don't remember who it was) calls out on range... "you have more bullets, you take the troops, I'll get the goon".
I zoomed by with a ton of E, saw my countryman lining up the goon, spotted an A-20, took off his wing and climbed out as he was flutterting to the ground. Pretty soon... assist! I call out on range "Now how did I take that A20's wing off and only get an assist?" My countryman calls back (all proud and everything), "I put a 30mm in him and took off his tail".
I bit my tounge and flew off.
It's going to be long summer gents.
I know how you feel. Has happened alot recently. A few weeks ago i could set a plane on fire and leave it.... now you have to waste bullets totally dismanteling the enemy or some ******** will come in and get the easy kill. He will prolly be flying a spit16 or lala
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Originally posted by Nilsen
A few weeks ago i could set a plane on fire and leave it.... now you have to waste bullets totally dismanteling the enemy or some ******** will come in and get the easy kill.
I (almost) re-learned a lesson the hard way last night -- those flaming planes can still kill you.
I set a 152 (I think it was) on fire, then turned to take on his buddies. A couple turns, and tracers come flying past -- I look up, burning plane diving on me. Luckily for me, he missed.
Point being, since fire does nothing but indicate an eventual death, that guy is still a danger, and someone knocking him off is not necessarily an attempt to steal a kill, but may be simply eliminating the still looming threat.
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Originally posted by E25280
I (almost) re-learned a lesson the hard way last night -- those flaming planes can still kill you.
I set a 152 (I think it was) on fire, then turned to take on his buddies. A couple turns, and tracers come flying past -- I look up, burning plane diving on me. Luckily for me, he missed.
Point being, since fire does nothing but indicate an eventual death, that guy is still a danger, and someone knocking him off is not necessarily an attempt to steal a kill, but may be simply eliminating the still looming threat.
True.. i did mean bombers tho, but forgot to mention it :)
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Originally posted by Nilsen
True.. i did mean bombers tho, but forgot to mention it :)
Then, good point. :aok
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Originally posted by Nilsen
True.. i did mean bombers tho, but forgot to mention it :)
Well.. depends on circumstances. When burning buffs are closing in on CV or a hard-fought Vfield with only 1 VH still, up, I will continue to pump bullets into them.
What me upsets even more is all the fighters strafing Shermans & Tigers with inappropriate guns. The poor slob on the ground who finally slugs it out with the Tiger just gets the assist, while that fancy Pony driver really believes he did blow it up with his puny .50cal, because he got the credit for it.
Heck, in the last weeks I have seen many instance upping La's, Yaks and the like to battle incoming heavy tanks... :rolleyes:
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lol
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(http://digitalvampire.net/movie/1995_village_of_the_damned.jpg)
ack-ack
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What pisses me the fk off is when i FIGHT for a kill against an La-7, or a spixteen, or chase a typhoon and burn all his E off, and blow his tail off only to see some ***** N1K or Pony D come zooming in and shoot him just as he spirals into the ground. I HAVE changed countries to go hunt the SOB that did that. Ill admit, ive shot at a tail-less plane, but it was because I genuinely didnt see his lack of horizontal stabilizer yet. As soon as I see it, I immidiately apologise over range, and declare my intentions, so there is no confusion. But these kill-theifs are pegging planes that are missing wings, emponages, EVERYTHING, in OBVIOUS ways, and they have the nerve to say over range "Yes! Got your kill!" or "Ha! Got him!" Turn kill-shooter on please.
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I've only stolen one kill to my knowledge and it was with good reason.
Some guy lights a zeke on fire, but said zeke turns to a squadie and starts to shoot at him. So I have to take him out of his mercy. With the guy that set the zeke on fire yelling and throwing a fit on range.
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Originally posted by Serenity
Turn kill-shooter on please.
That's not ever happening. All the griefers on the net would flock to AHII for free two weeks accounts and sit on the fields popping everyone who tried to lift. Or they'd cherry pick their own side's players prior to trying to kill the enemy plane that was in front of him. It would be a lawless free for all.
Could you imagine the carnage of the 8 on 1 conga line with everyone shooting at the lead plane?
I think this is in part an indirect result of 4 War arenas with population caps. It has divided some of the organized squads for one reason or another. Less organized play than what was even seen under the old MA.
No simple solution. Avoid furballs and vulches, as they attract kill-stealers probably the best way to avoid this situation. With various shades and milkrunners in game, that score doesn't mean very much. If name in lights is important, you'll need to work harder at it.... multiple sorties per plane, prowl the ant-line approaches to a fight or edges of a furball, wing up with a few others for effective fighter sweeps, follow your kill down (maybe the kill stealer will killshoot himself).
You can vent over Country, Local, or Channel 200, within reason. Certain kill stealers will gain a bad rep for themselves in time. Note which ones are a problem and leave an area you find them in, or switch sides and hunt them down (maybe bring friends along?).
Find something other than getting mad or upset. If you are playing a game and it is making you upset, it is time to walk away from it for a while.
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Originally posted by jaxxo
(http://www.andylopresto.com/words/wp-content/uploads/peterbrady.jpg)
i re teh rulle !!!!!!!!!!!! sqeak
OMG...i remember that episode well... :rofl