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Title: First night in the Whitehouse
Post by: Udie on October 31, 2003, 08:17:36 AM

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House.


The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Washington says, "Never tell a lie,"


Ouch! Says Hillary, I don't know about that.


The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Jefferson says, "Listen to the people,"


Ho! I really don't want to do that.


On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...Hillary says,
"How can I best serve my country?"


Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."


:lol :rofl :D

Title: First night in the Whitehouse
Post by: Sikboy on October 31, 2003, 08:22:53 AM

No, you messed it up...

On the third night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears, and the Chinese campaign donor's said "Who the **** is that!"*


-Sik

* Translated from Mandarin.

Title: First night in the Whitehouse
Post by: Udie on October 31, 2003, 08:28:43 AM

^ lol! :rofl :aok

Title: First night in the Whitehouse
Post by: bigsky on October 31, 2003, 09:53:59 AM

http://www.crankers.org/galleries/details.php?image_id=45 (http://www.crankers.org/galleries/details.php?image_id=45)

Title: First night in the Whitehouse
Post by: AKIron on October 31, 2003, 10:20:35 AM

Quote

Originally posted by bigsky
http://www.crankers.org/galleries/details.php?image_id=45 (http://www.crankers.org/galleries/details.php?image_id=45)

:aok