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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: DiabloTX on October 31, 2003, 04:04:49 PM
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Gender Genie!! (http://www.bookblog.net/gender/genie.html)
*Actual screen names used in the title of this thred are not to be confused with the actual person. Any resemblence is purely coincidental.
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DiabloTX, that is perhaps the dumbest link I have ever seen posted. First off, it's to a blog, which instantly makes it worthless as it is instantly trumped by the ultimate blog. The tardblog. Secondly, I object to you using my name or "handle" as it were as an example a woman's moniker. Now, since this link is so incredibly stupid, I must congradulate you and give you thanks as it is my custom to do so. I do so enjoy a good crappy link.
Love,
SOB
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!
Female Score: 4
Male Score: 193
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Submitted this-
There was a thread a while back about brushes with celebrities. Well, now I have a new one.
My wife and I were eating lunch at the Top Water grill on April Fool Point near beautiful San Leon, Texas. We were enjoying our lunch outside as the wind cooled an otherwise "a bit too warm" day. We finished up and started walking out, she decided to go to the ladies room (upon which I quipped, "What makes you think you qualify for that??") and I headed outside to the walkway that leads to the parking lot. I was out there for a couple of minutes when I see a shortish man, maybe late-40's to early-50's walk out and by me with a younger female in tow. He was wearing Houston Rockets sweats, baseball cap and a beard half way down his chest with a set of cheap sunglasses on.
Who was it?
There is a GLARING hint in the story above.
Female Score: 223
Male Score: 213
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!
:rofl
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it sez diablo is a gal
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This is perhaps the queerest invention ever. What ******* sits around conjuring up stupid **** like this. Are you retarded? Who the **** would waste their time not only trying to figure out what ****ing words are masculine, but also what ****ing words are feminine, then putting the ****ing thing into a stupid bellybutton website. ****, its 6:00 on halloween, where the **** is the liqour. This **** sucks, **** you all. I'm going to get ****ing hammered you dirty mother****ers.
Female Score: 45
Male Score: 311
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: male!
I would think the excessive use of expletives would have made the female score a negative.
Just to show you, that thing was made by a women that is trying to steal my mojo.
-SW
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I enjoy the company of SOB, MiniD, and Animal while sipping on a frozen margirita. There isn't a man on this planet that could resist the temptation of a nice hot suana getting these three specimens of hot man glistening with sweat and the ensuing sensual massages that will occur well before the final retreat to the bedroom for a night of deep emotional conversations and snuggling.
Female Score: 99999999999999999999999999999 999999
Male Score: 0
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: hopelessly queer!
-SW
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Original: My wife and I were eating lunch at the Top Water grill on April Fool Point near beautiful San Leon, Texas. We were enjoying our lunch outside as the wind cooled an otherwise "a bit too warm" day. We finished up and started walking out, she decided to go to the ladies room (upon which I quipped, "What makes you think you qualify for that??") and I headed outside to the walkway that leads to the parking lot. I was out there for a couple of minutes when I see a shortish man, maybe late-40's to early-50's walk out and by me with a younger female in tow. He was wearing Houston Rockets sweats, baseball cap and a beard half way down his chest with a set of cheap sunglasses on.
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Submitted this-
Female Score: 223
Male Score: 213
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!
:rofl
Hehehe, cool! :aok
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Crap, MT beat me to it
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Originally posted by vorticon
it sez diablo is a gal
Wow...you figured that all on your own.
:rolleyes:
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Original: Is SOB really female? Is Animal? MiniD? Find out here! Keywords: [is] sob really female [is] animal minid find [out] here
Words: 10
(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 5 words.)
Female Score: 39
Male Score: 38
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!
LOL!
I've written some fantasy book, i'll test it :-).
First chapter male second chapter was female.. :aok I appeal to women!!
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Words: 549
(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)
Female Score: 392
Male Score: 1588
hmmmm and i c/p from jk rowlings ....
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tested Rip's Bird:
Words: 12
(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)
Female Score: 0
Male Score: 0
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: unknown!
:p
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Now I know why my boss always seems like he's on the rag...
Can't quote the text of the email but here was the score...
Female Score: 58
Male Score: 24
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That is a very stupid test.
MT started the passage tested with "My wife"....I guess he is a lesbian then.
Actually, that does make sense.:)
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Well.. after all the BB "discussions" about hanguns in the good ol USA...
beetle and "tomato" showed up at my hovel yesterday and wanted to go shooting.
So what kinda guns would you bring? I knew I could go out to work and shoot into some 14' berms that were on three sides.. I wanted variety and interesting guns but I was working with people who had limited (read none) experiance with firearms and no understanding about how handguns worked.
Luckily I had two pairs of ear muffs with electronics so that they could hear me.
What to shoot? well... my selection.... an EAA witness 45 with the .22 conversion installed (this becomes in effect, a full size and weight double action semi auto shooting a very mild round)... Next, The Kimber eclipse custom 1911 clone in 45 acp. And last... for sheer outlandishness.... the Dan Wesson in 44 mag with full underlug on an 8" barrel.
The 22 was a huge hit. I would say that they both looked a little relieved after firing it with it's mild pellet gun like recoil. It is allso extremely accurate and good for first timers confidence.
The 45... Like all 1911's it twisted in his hand and caused him the most problems. Recoil disengages new shooters brains.. it is common. We were careful tho and they bothj followed instructions well.... no trajedies were recorded.
The 44.... This is a huge gun at 64 ounces. The method to my madness was that with that much weight the recoil of the 44 magt round is "moderated".... even so... bettle claimed he felt the recoil in his jaw even. The gun would lift clear out of his off hand every round and he would rock back about a half a step. some discomfort of the shooting hand was noted...
Ok... so.. basic saftey out of the way... let em have at it. choose weapon load and fire. beetle was partial to the 22 ( a very nice gun IMO) and the Kimber (also very nice) he loaded his own magazines and blasted away.... confidence growing....
side effects.... I had warned tomato that after the shooting session...bettle would not be the cold englishman she knew... plus, as any handgunner knows, simply firing the 44 mag increases male length at least 4 inches.. I am sure that they stopped at a motel long before their intended stop that day.
Unfortunately... as I told beetle and tomato... the effects of shooting are short lived and without further shooting he will revert to.... well.... british.. within a month. The self confident swagger will be gone ...
Words: 420
(NOTE: The genie works best on texts of more than 500 words.)
Female Score: 512
Male Score: 488
The Gender Genie thinks the author of this passage is: female!
Golly, Lasz2, I guess this explains a lot!