Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: dracken1 on November 09, 2003, 12:09:33 PM
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i've always wondered about this,
but as a woman i quite happy about the fact:rofl
TITTIBIT OF 332 VIKING SQUAD
WHY MEN DIE FIRST
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay..... you should get off
your lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her......... you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you...... she's a liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear...... you're a
pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're
sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't..........there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
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Men die first because its the way it has to be. You girls can make it on your own....we can't, and nature knows it.
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yep.. better to just enjoy life, tell the truth and be thought of as a chauvanistic bastard.
I do note that with affirmative action the death rates are getting closer together tho...
lazs
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Just one rule.
1) you are wrong, she is right.
Now go ahead and be yerself. And yet, while undeserving, you too will merit the grace of her love.
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that doesn't fit in too well with "tell the truth".
lazs
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Men die first to get away from there wives:aok
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there is some truth to that... A lot of men continue working when it would be better for them to retire. They do it so that they won't have to see their wives for 10 hours or so a day.
probly works out well for both of em.
lazs