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Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: AKcurly on November 11, 2003, 04:47:31 PM

A group of Texas friends went deer hunting and paired-off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.

"Where's Henry?" the others asked.

"Henry had some kind of stroke. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the successful hunter replied.

"You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?" they inquired of him.

"A tough call," nodded the hunter. "But I figured no one's going to steal Henry!"

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The young rancher came running into the store and said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup from the parking lot!"

Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was? The young rancher answered, I couldn't tell, but I got the license number."

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A Texas State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-30, near Texarkana. The trooper  asked, "You got any ID?"

The driver replied, "'Bout whut?"

Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: Sundiver on November 11, 2003, 05:10:06 PM

Yeah? And ya know what keeps Texas from slidin into the ocean dont'cha bub? ;)

Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: AKcurly on November 11, 2003, 05:33:25 PM

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Originally posted by Sundiver
Yeah? And ya know what keeps Texas from slidin into the ocean dont'cha bub? ;)

Oh yeah!  ***** floats. :)

curly

Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: Tarmac on November 11, 2003, 05:33:48 PM

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Originally posted by Sundiver
Yeah? And ya know what keeps Texas from slidin into the ocean dont'cha bub? ;)

What?  Mexicans?

Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: texace on November 11, 2003, 05:49:41 PM

Because Oklahoma sucks! :)

Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: rpm on November 11, 2003, 06:15:36 PM

Two friends, one from Dallas and the other from Ft.Worth, are out on the deer lease and having no luck. On the hike back to camp they cross a bridge over the Trinity and stop to take a leak. The one from Dallas remarks "Dang, that water is cold." His friend from Ft.Worth replies "Yep...and it's deep too!":aok

Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: DiabloTX on November 11, 2003, 06:27:16 PM

Hey RPM, just to clear things up, I'm from Houston, not Ft. Worth.  ;)

Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: AKIron on November 11, 2003, 11:42:17 PM

How 'bout that OU and A&M game? Texas finished second while OU came in next to last. ;)

Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: AKcurly on November 12, 2003, 12:27:54 AM

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Originally posted by AKIron
How 'bout that OU and A&M game? Texas finished second while OU came in next to last. ;)

Not sure I follow the arithmetic. :)  You mean 77-0 when OU beat A&M or 65-13 when OU beat UT?

Which is next to last?

curly

Title: Fun with Texas
Post by: -Concho- on November 12, 2003, 07:57:05 AM

Dosent matter OK still sucks