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Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 13, 2003, 08:02:50 PM
With the Central Intelligence Agency.

Wonder if Ill be able to drive black helicopters. (http://www.bimmerforums.com/forum/images/smilies/devillook.gif)

Keep your fingers crossed.
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Thorns on November 13, 2003, 08:53:31 PM
Enough of them fly over my house, I better start waving. :D

Thorns
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Maverick on November 13, 2003, 09:12:22 PM
Last place they are going to want you to advertise your position is on the net. :rolleyes:

Good way to drop out of the position.
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Pooh21 on November 13, 2003, 09:20:00 PM
they stole my pen back.
I was in 7th grade, found a nifty black pen.
said on the side CIA "good careers for good people" or something like that and a phone number. I showed it to this kid in band. Pointed it at him and started pressing the buttons on it, he actually screamed " dont point that thing at me and ran from the room." Put it in my locker. came back at lunch and it was gone.
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Sarge1 on November 13, 2003, 09:47:55 PM
you have the right to remain silent.....use it..
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Sixpence on November 13, 2003, 09:54:18 PM
Make sure you post everything here so we can help you analyze it  (http://www.bimmerforums.com/forum/images/smilies/devillook.gif)
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Gadfly on November 13, 2003, 10:11:29 PM
They are not too strict with security on the bathroom usage usage anaylists from what I understand...
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Pfunk on November 13, 2003, 11:13:50 PM
The Government is doing lots of recruiting here at the Univeristy of Georgia.  I would have gone to this event today if it wasnt for the fact that I have a 6pm class.  A job with the gov't is becoming increasingly attractive now that they passed the legislation that will forgive most if not all of your student loans.

Careers in the Federal Government: A Panel Discussion
Wednesday, November 12
6:30 to 8:30 p.m.
Tate Reception Hall

The panel is meant to increase awareness of career opportunities in all
academic areas with the federal government and address questions that
students
may have regarding careers in public service. The panel will consist of
representatives
from the Departments of Defense, Homeland Security.

I plan on attending this one.


1ST ANNUAL GOVERNMENT CAREER EXPO
Tuesday, November 18
10:00 a.m. to 3:00 p.m.
Tate Georgia Hall
Over 60 agencies currently registered for a WIDE variety of positions!!

This event will be a wonderful way for students to connect with government
recruiters at the local, state, and federal level. Some of those that
will be at the
event include the US State Department, US Census Bureau, IRS, FBI
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: gofaster on November 14, 2003, 09:04:30 AM
Are you married to a diplomat?
Title: Re: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: udet on November 14, 2003, 09:07:44 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Saurdaukar
With the Central Intelligence Agency.

Wonder if Ill be able to drive black helicopters. (http://www.bimmerforums.com/forum/images/smilies/devillook.gif)

Keep your fingers crossed.


right. they'll hier eyou on the spot when you tell them you saw an UFO:rofl
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: OIO on November 14, 2003, 09:26:00 AM
you applied to be an analwhat? :D
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Curval on November 14, 2003, 09:37:20 AM
Just keep your mouth shut during briefings...otherwise you will find yourself on a bumpy helocopter ride out to some Chinese/North Korean submarine whose Captain is attempting to defect.

I've seen it happen.
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Sikboy on November 14, 2003, 09:44:56 AM
Enjoy the Poly :)

Seriously though, if you get in drop me a line, I know some people.

-Sik
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 14, 2003, 11:13:30 AM
Quote
Originally posted by Maverick
Last place they are going to want you to advertise your position is on the net. :rolleyes:

Good way to drop out of the position.


Bah - youve seen to many movies.  No harm in mentioning the application at all.

I doubt anything will come of it, but well see.
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: DoctorYO on November 14, 2003, 01:25:42 PM
I can only imagine the smell of funk and cabbage (kimchi) comming from a korean sub..  wouldn't be surprised if the US navy ditched sonar and used some type of olfactory detection system...  

:eek:


actually blowing his cover on a bulletin board is commonplace (Novak bastage)  in the CIA just ask the White House...  I bet he gets the job just for those merits alone..

No pun intended..


Have some kimchi today and keep the ladies away...



DoctorYo
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Tumor on November 14, 2003, 01:45:23 PM
Hey Saurdaukar

 If you happen to get the position, please please please remind yourself DAILY that your not a ****head like those around you, and sharing information WITH THOSE WHO NEED IT (and are authorized) might actually be helpful eh? :D


  CIA= Biggest bunch of hugahunks I've ever dealt with.

  Oh.. and another thing to remind yourself of: Your not half as important, or impressive as you'd like to believe heheh.
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: type_char on November 14, 2003, 03:27:38 PM
OMG, why did you do that for. Now you'll never have time to drive your Porsche.

;)
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: type_char on November 14, 2003, 05:23:06 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Pooh21
they stole my pen back.
I was in 7th grade, found a nifty black pen.
said on the side CIA "good careers for good people" or something like that and a phone number. I showed it to this kid in band. Pointed it at him and started pressing the buttons on it, he actually screamed " dont point that thing at me and ran from the room." Put it in my locker. came back at lunch and it was gone.


What I need is a CIA pen, can you get me one of those? Actually I'll need 100 of them. Do you know if they have any CIA glasses?
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 14, 2003, 07:32:08 PM
Quote
Originally posted by type_char
OMG, why did you do that for. Now you'll never have time to drive your Porsche.

;)


BS - If they dont like my Bond-esk way of life they can shove it.

Government owned Crown Victorias indeed.  How do people live in such ways?  ;)
Title: Just Applied for an Analyst position...
Post by: Thorns on November 14, 2003, 09:07:08 PM
Can you get me those glasses that see through women's clothes?
:aok :aok :aok :aok :aok

Thorns