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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Mini D on November 19, 2003, 01:21:54 PM

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: Mini D on November 19, 2003, 01:21:54 PM

The mention of snipers and ninjas got me remembering a visit to a co-worker's office.  While talking to him I noticed a picture taped to his shelf that looked like something right out of the Official Ninja Website (http://www.realultimatepower.net).  I asked who the picture was of and he replied, "It's my sensai."  It seems my coworker is a card carrying Ninja.

I'm totally fascinated by the stupidity that involves considering yourself a ninja so I begin to ask him some questions about being a ninja.  He then starts to tell me tales about when his sensai went to Japan to visit "the" Ninja Master.  He then procedes to explain that the Ninja Master can only be photographed if a woman is present in the picture.  If there is no woman present, he appears blacked out or blured for some reason.

I'm going to have fun with this guy.

MiniD

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: muckmaw on November 19, 2003, 01:28:30 PM

And this is a grown man we're talking about, correct?

What's his e-mail address?:aok

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 19, 2003, 01:49:40 PM

Just be careful he doesn't flip out and chop off your head!  And keep him away from frisbees!

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: Rude on November 19, 2003, 01:52:07 PM

I'm a Ninja...you got a problem with that?

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: muckmaw on November 19, 2003, 02:06:04 PM

Quote

Originally posted by Rude
I'm a Ninja...you got a problem with that?

Do you appear in photographs if there is no woman present?;)

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: SOB on November 19, 2003, 02:07:08 PM

He's appeared in lots of photographs where there were no women present.  Lots of movies too, but it's best not to talk about it here.

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: lazs2 on November 19, 2003, 02:17:20 PM

I'm having a little trouble imagining that this guy has an "office" where deja works.... I can't even begin to imagine what the cubicle guys are like..
lazs

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 19, 2003, 02:19:14 PM

And I thought my co-workers were interesting.

Why does he need a second profession?  Thats my question.  Damn economy... apparently being a Ninja doesnt pay the bills these days.

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: Animal on November 19, 2003, 02:25:50 PM

Be very careful how you deal with this guy!!! (http://www.theonion.com/onion3535/disgruntled_ninja.html)

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: AKIron on November 19, 2003, 02:37:54 PM

hmmmm, maybe he is a woman, if you rearrange the letters in ninjas ya get jannis, hmmmm

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: ravells on November 19, 2003, 02:41:20 PM

We had a guy like this in university.

Not only was he a ninja, but he had fought in vietnam, married a Burmese princess (who was invisible - I kid you not) and was a member of Mossad.

Very believable from a 30 something year old from Wigan who managed to fail all his exams.

Last I heard he was convicted for a housing benefit fraud. When the police broke in to arrest him, they found him in bed with another bloke and a cuddly toy (it was 'tigger' from winnie the pooh - for some reason the papers reported that )

Ah well, he was good for entertainment value if nothing else.

Ravs

Title: Ninjas are sweet and could kill any sniper
Post by: Blue Mako on November 19, 2003, 04:41:32 PM

Mini D:  Does your coworker get takeaway from here? (http://www.ninjaburger.com)