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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Pfunk on November 19, 2003, 10:59:03 PM

Title: What is the difference b/t Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
Post by: Pfunk on November 19, 2003, 10:59:03 PM

One is white and harmful to children..........the other is just a platic bag

Title: What is the difference b/t Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
Post by: texace on November 19, 2003, 11:25:28 PM

"One is plastic and harmful to children, the other carries groceries." :D

Title: What is the difference b/t Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
Post by: Sixpence on November 19, 2003, 11:28:47 PM

Pays off families to molest their children. They should arrest the parents too.

Title: What is the difference b/t Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
Post by: capt. apathy on November 20, 2003, 12:30:33 AM

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They should arrest the parents too.

yep, with his publicity/reputation any parent that would give this guy unsupervised access to their child should be charged with neglect at the very least, pimping out there kid would be a more accurate charge though.

that gooffy bastard wouldn't be allowed to even talk to my kids.

Title: What is the difference b/t Michael Jackson and a plastic bag?
Post by: Pfunk on November 20, 2003, 12:32:28 AM

Some more for ya....

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?
Acne doesn't come on your face until you're about fifteen

Why did Michael Jackson check into the Betty Ford clinic?
To get over his 11 year old crack habit.

Who does Michael Jackson consider a perfect "10"?
Two 5 year olds

How many times does 12 go into 35?
Ask Michael Jackson.