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Post by: Sixpence on November 20, 2003, 01:20:41 PM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_55_1069355975.jpg)
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Post by: JBA on November 20, 2003, 01:23:15 PM: "Nice hat..looks good on you though"

you need a hair cut
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Post by: CMC Airboss on November 20, 2003, 01:27:19 PM: Who's your barber??

MiG
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Post by: Sixpence on November 20, 2003, 01:28:06 PM: Nice "fro"
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Post by: Heretik on November 20, 2003, 01:45:01 PM: "Hey, how about the way we kicked the **** out of Iraq? Boy those dirty terrorists better..... Are you ignoring me?"
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Post by: Sixpence on November 20, 2003, 01:47:04 PM: Is that a banana in your hat, or are you just excited to see me?
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Post by: LePaul on November 20, 2003, 01:47:15 PM: >Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurr rrppppppppp<

"That make you crack a smile yet? Here... smell that breath, boy....think I need a Tic Tac?"
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Post by: Westy on November 20, 2003, 02:03:29 PM: "Yo. We gotta honest-to-gotchya Texas style hoe-down happen'n tonight in the Queens' pad. It's gonna be wild. A bonafide noOO_QUE_lar shebang! You, Fleegle, Snorky and Drooper are invited"
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Post by: Skuzzy on November 20, 2003, 02:25:37 PM: Hey JBA, you think you could trim that sig down a bit. It's gettin out of control. Thanks.
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Post by: Twist on November 20, 2003, 02:32:59 PM: "Whoa, your schwartz is as big as mine!"
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Post by: DmdBT on November 20, 2003, 05:23:30 PM: "That hat is big enough to be hiding several tons of WMD's and mobile biological warfare labs... we'll be invading soon... err what country is this again?"

-or-

"Looks like you've had the wool pulled over your eyes just like I pulled over Blair's about the WMD's... hahahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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Post by: Shuckins on November 20, 2003, 05:34:14 PM: "Ho-hum...Tell me when the old bat's through."

Shuckins
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Post by: RightF00T on November 20, 2003, 06:05:21 PM: Bush: "Pssst...where is the best fahh-heata joint in this place...say?..you have the gall to ignore me?!? FIRE THE MISSILES!! Who is your superior! I'll have you know I am the President of the Uni.."

Secret Service Agent: Sir, grab my hand..we're crossing the street now

Bush: Ok..lets cross then....FIRE THE MISSILES!
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Post by: Chairboy on November 20, 2003, 06:14:44 PM: "Mines bigger."

or

"You put a brim on that hat, and it'd almost be big enough for Texas."
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Post by: midnight Target on November 20, 2003, 06:43:31 PM: "Whoooeeeee! These Englandites must be smarter 'en all of Mesquite and Amarillo combined.... lookee the size of his HEAD!!!
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Post by: davidpt40 on November 20, 2003, 08:14:32 PM: "Oh God you look stupid" *trips over his own shoe-laces*
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Post by: sling322 on November 20, 2003, 09:29:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Skuzzy
Hey JBA, you think you could trim that sig down a bit. It's gettin out of control. Thanks.

Hell...you oughta get Sixpence to do the same. My bandwidth use goes up 39% every time I scroll thru one of his posts.
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Post by: Chairboy on November 20, 2003, 09:36:30 PM: Just turn off signatures. I turned mine off after some jackhole here put in some stupid 20 page history of humanity. I've never seen anything of interest in a signature.
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Post by: Hawklore on November 21, 2003, 12:55:56 AM: Bush: "Hey, DO your ears hang low do they wobble to and fro, can you tie em in a knot or time in a bow? Can you hang over yah solider like a continen...ahh forget it, solider. Do your ears hang low?"
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Post by: bigUC on November 21, 2003, 04:21:17 AM: "uuuuhhhmmm... is bin laden in there?"
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Post by: Dowding on November 21, 2003, 05:33:15 AM: OT - Do they have inspection parades in the US? Bush practically ran to the end of the line without saying a word to the troops. aren't you supposed to crack a few jokes, have a bit of a chat with a few of them as you leisurely stroll along? The lads must have spent days preparing their kit and it didn't even get a cursory glance.
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Post by: Maniac on November 21, 2003, 06:20:53 AM: "EEEeeek Oh Oh ooo Eeek eeek! oo Oh oh!"

Give the man a banana.
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Post by: davidpt40 on November 21, 2003, 07:03:00 AM: Quote
OT - Do they have inspection parades in the US? Bush practically ran to the end of the line without saying a word to the troops. aren't you supposed to crack a few jokes, have a bit of a chat with a few of them as you leisurely stroll along? The lads must have spent days preparing their kit and it didn't even get a cursory glance.

This isnt a comedy show, its an inspection.
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Post by: Dowding on November 21, 2003, 07:07:46 AM: Thanks for that knowledgable reply, but I suggest you look up the definition of inspection. Bush didn't inspect any of them. He just looked straight ahead and walked briskly along. Not that it matters any - it just looked odd.
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Post by: Sixpence on November 21, 2003, 07:11:21 AM: Can I join the water buffalo?.....where's Flinstone?
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Post by: blur on November 21, 2003, 07:25:43 AM: Hmm…a quick flick of the wrist and jab will make the world safe for democracy….hmm…
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Post by: straffo on November 21, 2003, 07:30:11 AM: Quote
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Thanks for that knowledgable reply, but I suggest you look up the definition of inspection. Bush didn't inspect any of them. He just looked straight ahead and walked briskly along. Not that it matters any - it just looked odd.

you got it reversed...

dubyah was not inspecting ... he was inspected :)
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Post by: BEVO on November 21, 2003, 09:39:19 AM: hey, did you hear the one about the Texan, the Indian, and the Muslim sitting at a bar?