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Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Maniac on November 21, 2003, 02:41:57 PM
This is mine, Rigas Balsam....

(http://p.vtourist.com/1128489.jpg)

The thing is, i got a 1 litre bottle of this sitting here djust waiting to be opened, and i think its going down :D

40%
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Post by: LePaul on November 21, 2003, 02:43:53 PM
Some seasonal...blueberry Shipyard Ale...bleah!  Wouldnt even put my worst paintbrush in that crap
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Post by: SOB on November 21, 2003, 02:47:57 PM
Amaretto Rum and Capri Sun.  Hey, I was young and it was all my friend's parents had!  :D
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Post by: Ripsnort on November 21, 2003, 02:48:50 PM
Vodka and Coca-cola, followed by mixing Gin with Kool-aid.
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Post by: nuchpatrick on November 21, 2003, 02:49:09 PM
Reb Bull and Vodka :eek:
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Post by: midnight Target on November 21, 2003, 02:49:56 PM
Anything called Malt Liquor.
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Post by: Holden McGroin on November 21, 2003, 02:50:30 PM
Yak blood and soda
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Post by: OIO on November 21, 2003, 02:53:38 PM
root beer.

that stuff is listerine. bleagh.
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Post by: Maniac on November 21, 2003, 02:55:49 PM
Some of you wouldnt know a bad drink if it hit you in the face!

< ---- a bit drunk so i dont think i formulated that right :aok
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Post by: Sikboy on November 21, 2003, 02:57:58 PM
http://www.internetwines.com/rws26113.html
(http://store4.yimg.com/I/randalls_1765_81358459)

Last year I needed one more bottle to round out a 12 bottle order from Randal's, so I hit "SALE" and thought this might not suck.

It was Nine bucks a year ago... 99 cents today. It migth be worth 99 cents, since you could drink it with tonic, but really, anything that needs to be drown in tonic probably shouldn't be consumed in any instance.

-Sik
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Post by: OIO on November 21, 2003, 03:00:11 PM
oh i think he meant the strongest stuff....

maniac, 40%? you swigging rubbing alchohol now?
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Post by: Maniac on November 21, 2003, 03:02:10 PM
It doesnt have to be the strongest...

Well....

This thing tastes like **** but atleast it got the % to show for it!

This thing is from Latvia hehe!
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Post by: Sikboy on November 21, 2003, 03:04:01 PM
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Originally posted by Maniac
It doesnt have to be the strongest...

Well....

This thing tastes like **** but atleast it got the % to show for it!

This thing is from Latvia hehe!


I thought pretty much all hard liquer was at least 40% alcohol (80 proof), but then, it is friday, and my heads not in the game today.

-Sik
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Post by: FUNKED1 on November 21, 2003, 03:08:44 PM
Tequila
A beer called Fat Tire or Flat Tire or something like that.
FPO
Curval's Death Rum
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Post by: 2bighorn on November 21, 2003, 03:10:29 PM
Water...
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Post by: mora on November 21, 2003, 03:14:04 PM
Salmiac cider
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Post by: mora on November 21, 2003, 03:16:32 PM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
FPO


What? That's one of the best drink there is, seriously!
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Post by: Dinger on November 21, 2003, 03:21:00 PM
Seagram's seven and Orange Juice.


I remember putting back a couple sixes of Flat Tire out at the SAC in Omaha.  Don't remember you complaining that much.
musta been an improperly stored batch. Normally, it's a pretty decent pale ale.


Gosh. some mexican beer that had undergone something nasty.  The bottle was chipped and half-full with something that smelled like a tortilla gone south.
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Post by: Maniac on November 21, 2003, 03:22:20 PM
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Salmiac cider


Ya, i have to admit that it sounds nasty, how could you combine that lol!

My worst beer expiriance was when i was a bit younger, went on this cruise ship, and drank alot of Lenigrad Cowboys, had me nocked out about 2 hours from that the ship left the harbor!
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Post by: pugg666 on November 21, 2003, 03:22:49 PM
zambuca and lemonaide..blechh

hey I was 16 and experimenting :D
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Post by: JB73 on November 21, 2003, 03:23:09 PM
a shot of extra sharp ginger brandy with a good dose of tabasco.
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Post by: Dingbat on November 21, 2003, 03:28:28 PM
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Originally posted by Maniac
It doesnt have to be the strongest...

Well....

This thing tastes like **** but atleast it got the % to show for it!

This thing is from Latvia hehe!


I'll be sure to let my wife know that...  It's her homeland :D
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Post by: Maniac on November 21, 2003, 03:33:21 PM
(http://p.vtourist.com/1128489.jpg)

RIGAS BLACK BALSAM Since 1752

Rigas Black Balsam is a unique bevarage produced with natural ingredients combining ancient traditons and craftmesn skills. The original fomula stems from the 18Th century when pharmacist Kunze integrated the tastes and aromas of herbs, buds , flowers, oils and berries, Use belsam pure or in cocktails and enjoy the tradition, mystery and delicous taste of a masterīs creation.

Typed that under a minute :cool:
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Post by: mrblack on November 21, 2003, 03:36:59 PM
Sex on the beach and burritos when they came back up:eek:
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Post by: Saurdaukar on November 21, 2003, 03:46:25 PM
Irish Car Bomb.

The 21st drink on the 21st birthday.

I cant smell one without gagging anymore.
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Post by: Charon on November 21, 2003, 03:46:42 PM
Hands down, the nastiest tasting **** in the world is Malort. The official description:

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Jeppson Malort has the aroma and full-bodied flavor of an unusual botanical. Its bitter taste is savored by two-fisted drinkers.


It's nasty tasting 80 proof liquor made out of some root I believe, that is wretched going down (drank straight in shots) and leaves a vomit aftertaste. By vomit, I'm being very literal here. The aftertaste reminds the palet of bile and stomach acid. It's a big biker drink, I can only imagine for the "bad ass" factor. "Yeah, he killed three men and he drinks Malort, too."

My parents had a bottle behind the bar for some friends who, for some unexplained reason, drank it. Even at the height of high school boozing and sneaking an inch from all the bottles, Malort would only be used as a prank: "Here, try a shot of this." and then watch their faces. A friend of mine from HS days just bought a bottle for his bar for the same reason :) It's that bad.

Charon
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Post by: Charon on November 21, 2003, 03:50:08 PM
dbl post
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Post by: vorticon on November 21, 2003, 03:57:43 PM
a poorly made paralyzer...or possibly some brandy mix someone gave me (as a joke...i hope)
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Post by: Staga on November 21, 2003, 04:07:58 PM
Gotta be warm Unicum.
We were watching F-1 race in Hungary and had a bottle of that with us.
We offered that stuff to people who were in the same stand we were sitting in and the bottle made a long trip amongst the people.
Bottle lost less than one inch from its content.

http://www.internetwines.com/rws25249.html
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Post by: Raubvogel on November 21, 2003, 04:09:23 PM
Curval's Death Rum™ at the 2002 Con. I'm still trying to get rid of the bitter beer face.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on November 21, 2003, 04:14:06 PM
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Originally posted by Dinger
Seagram's seven and Orange Juice.


I remember putting back a couple sixes of Flat Tire out at the SAC in Omaha.  Don't remember you complaining that much.
musta been an improperly stored batch. Normally, it's a pretty decent pale ale.


Gosh. some mexican beer that had undergone something nasty.  The bottle was chipped and half-full with something that smelled like a tortilla gone south.


I don't remember these things.  You're a weirdo.
Anyways the Flat Tire was at a bar in Alameda (MiniCon weekend) and it was really bad, like baby-diaper bad.  Thank Cod they had Chimay on tap so I could get rid of that nasty taste in my mouth.
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Post by: Gadfly on November 21, 2003, 04:20:03 PM
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis much cheap scotch mixed with thiiis much ginger ale.  First drunk, ruined me for life on scotch.
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Post by: Zapata on November 21, 2003, 04:20:36 PM
A "Sweaty Betty".  Equal parts Tabasco and Tequila.  There was no internal debate after drinking it:  "This one's coming right back up."  I bought my own shots after that.
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Post by: Hortlund on November 21, 2003, 05:01:58 PM
White wine and coca-cola.

Hey, I was young, and white wine mixed with sprite tasted really great...so I figured "hey...coca-cola tastes better than sprite anyway". So I bought me a big ol bottle of coca-cola, poured out some, and filled her up with white wine. Tasted like vomit.

Sad part was that bottle of wine was the only booze I had so I had to drink it all.
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Post by: Mini D on November 21, 2003, 05:07:51 PM
A "Brain"
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Post by: Martlet on November 21, 2003, 05:10:59 PM
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Originally posted by LePaul
Some seasonal...blueberry Shipyard Ale...bleah!  Wouldnt even put my worst paintbrush in that crap


HA!  When I had the bars in Portland, they tried to get me to carry it.  Not if it was the only alcohol left in the state.
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Post by: Tarmac on November 21, 2003, 05:15:55 PM
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Originally posted by Staga
Gotta be warm Unicum.
We were watching F-1 race in Hungary and had a bottle of that with us.
We offered that stuff to people who were in the same stand we were sitting in and the bottle made a long trip amongst the people.
Bottle lost less than one inch from its content.

http://www.internetwines.com/rws25249.html


Unicum?  Holy crap, what a horrible name for a drink.  Sounds like something you buy someone on their 21st birthday, right after the cement mixer and right before the muff shot.  

Lol, warm Unicum.  :lol
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Post by: Dingbat on November 21, 2003, 05:21:50 PM
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Originally posted by Maniac
Blah blah blah


My wife gave it to my folks as a give, I don't think they've got the courage to try it :rofl
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Post by: Gunslinger on November 21, 2003, 05:24:56 PM
for me its gotta be a cement mixer:

Its bailies and lime juice.  Somone got me one on my 21st bday.  Basically you take seperate shots of bailies and lime juice at the same time but your supposed to keep them in your mouth.

the lime juice causes the milk in the bailies to curdle instantly and it tastes like you have a pound of sour milk in your mouth.
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Post by: straffo on November 21, 2003, 05:57:01 PM
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Originally posted by Sikboy
(http://store4.yimg.com/I/randalls_1765_81358459)


"soi sant neuf" look like it was a chinese  tried to speak french, I've no idea of what it can mean :confused:


Staga I've worst than your Zwac : http://store.yahoo.com/randalls/rws17080.html

Tasted both but the Becherovka can kill a fly at 5 meters only with the smell (sorry for my czek friends :))
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Post by: majic on November 21, 2003, 06:44:30 PM
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Originally posted by Zapata
A "Sweaty Betty".  Equal parts Tabasco and Tequila.  There was no internal debate after drinking it:  "This one's coming right back up."  I bought my own shots after that.



We call that a prairie fire.  Nearly the worst I've had.  The worst was this thing called a dirty ashtray on my 21st.  I think the bartender just rang his bar rag into the ashtray.  Ahhh, youth.
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Post by: Jack55 on November 21, 2003, 07:46:46 PM
(http://images.send.com/104374_thumb.jpg)
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Post by: Dead Man Flying on November 21, 2003, 09:39:58 PM
Tequila and orange juice, mixed half and half in a glass full of ice.  Pukelicious!

MiniD:  Is a "Brain" anything like a Brain Hemorrhage aka Mushroom Cloud over Baghdad?  Nasty drink.  If I remember correctly, it was some horrible, horrible concoction consisting of Bacardi 151, Jagrmeister, and a couple of other things that created the image of a brain or mushroom cloud suspended in the drink.  Ugh.

-- Todd/Leviathn
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Post by: Animal on November 21, 2003, 09:44:12 PM
Coors Light
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Post by: Regular on November 21, 2003, 10:21:25 PM
Natural Ice.
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Post by: medicboy on November 21, 2003, 10:37:55 PM
jalapino beer, had to chase it with jose 1800.
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Post by: rpm on November 21, 2003, 11:13:52 PM
The worst liquor I ever tasted was Akvaavit. It made Jaegermeister taste like honey in comparison
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Post by: SirLoin on November 21, 2003, 11:31:35 PM
Straight gin served at room temp....:(
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Post by: Halo on November 21, 2003, 11:39:10 PM
Some seasonal beer is truly awful with fruit and chocolate and other nonbeer invasives.  Speaking of beer and awful tastes, my hometown in Indiana used to be a testing area for many food and beverage companies.

I remember (drum roll) ... really ... Cherry Beer and Lime Beer (two different flavors, but wouldn't have mattered if they were mixed).  

Bet you never saw those on your shelves, did you?  Thank the stalwart people of Evansville, Indiana, for disapproving those.
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Post by: B17Skull12 on November 21, 2003, 11:50:43 PM
root beer or glue. remeber eating some glue in kindergarten.
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Post by: Pooh21 on November 22, 2003, 12:32:37 AM
Campari with anything.
Campari straight.
tastes like cologne for fat old italian men.
but when in college any port in a storm.
Icehouse beer
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Post by: Raubvogel on November 22, 2003, 01:03:08 AM
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Originally posted by Dead Man Flying
MiniD:  Is a "Brain" anything like a Brain Hemorrhage aka Mushroom Cloud over Baghdad?  Nasty drink.  If I remember correctly, it was some horrible, horrible concoction consisting of Bacardi 151, Jagrmeister, and a couple of other things that created the image of a brain or mushroom cloud suspended in the drink.  Ugh.

-- Todd/Leviathn


Brain Hemorrhage...*GAG*....had almost put that nasty watermelon outta my mind. Think it was Bailey's, 151, and Jaegermeister. Looked like a brain, tasted like chit.
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Post by: Octavius on November 22, 2003, 03:05:41 AM
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Irish Car Bomb.

The 21st drink on the 21st birthday.

I cant smell one without gagging anymore.


??

Arent they just Bailey's + Guiness?  

not too shabby imo :)
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Post by: Creamo on November 22, 2003, 03:37:31 AM
A Car bomb has either 151 or Irish whiskey for sure, and they fekin clot unless the bartender uses some other majic formula, which I never asked how he did it. They still are great, but produce a vicious hangover 100% of the time, and I never get bad hangovers.

The worst drink ever is GIN. GIN + anything. I'd rather drink tonic water, and that tastes just like, not surprisingly, quinine bitters and **** with bubbles.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on November 22, 2003, 03:39:32 AM
Gin does suck.  IMHO gin, rum, whisky, tequila, are all just poor attempts at making vodka, by primitive uneducated cultures.  
"Me no can get bad taste out of fire water!  Secrets of distillation, filtering, and proper storage heap big problem!"
But the intoxicating effects of these inferior spirits, combined with peer pressure and tradition, convince peoples' brains that they have a pleasant taste, so there is continued consumption of the lesser spirits, even though the technology of vodka-making is now widely available to even the most backwards cultures.
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Post by: FUNKED1 on November 22, 2003, 03:47:49 AM
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Originally posted by B17Skull12
root beer or glue. remeber eating some glue in kindergarten.


Ralph is that you?
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Post by: Pooh21 on November 22, 2003, 06:04:50 AM
B17Skull bent his wookie!!

lol

Oh yeah gin sucks big time as well.

Vodka is goood.
Slivoitz is better
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Post by: Scatcat on November 22, 2003, 08:04:39 AM
Absolute worst is Turkish Raki. Taste like black licorice, YUK!

http://www.anatolia.com/anatolia/Food_and_Beverages/Raki/Default.asp
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Post by: mora on November 22, 2003, 08:22:33 AM
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Originally posted by Scatcat
Absolute worst is Turkish Raki. Taste like black licorice, YUK!

http://www.anatolia.com/anatolia/Food_and_Beverages/Raki/Default.asp


Raki is great stuff, almost same as Greek Ouzo. You are not supposed to drink it straight but mixed in 1/3 proportion to water. The taste comes from anise.
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Post by: Monk on November 22, 2003, 09:08:10 AM
an interesting cocktail in Okinawa.

  "Purple Haze".

Ingredients?........you don't want to know.
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Post by: Sikboy on November 22, 2003, 09:14:25 AM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Ralph is that you?


I bent my wookie
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Post by: eskimo2 on November 22, 2003, 11:53:45 AM
I had a sip of REALLY burnt coffee.  I think that the maker had been left on all weekend.  I poored myself a cup, added cream and suger, and headed off for a meeting.  I took a good sized sip and almost barfed.  At the end of the day, after brushing my teeth about four times, I could still taste it.  Nasty nasty.

eskimo
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Post by: Curval on November 22, 2003, 12:21:43 PM
A gulp from a bottle of beer with about four cigarette butts in it I picked up by accident at a party.

I puked, but probably because it was a budweiser.
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Post by: Octavius on November 22, 2003, 12:30:50 PM
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Originally posted by Curval
A gulp from a bottle of beer with about four cigarette butts in it I picked up by accident at a party.

I puked, but probably because it was a budweiser.


ROFL!  Hey everybody I think we found Spaulding Smails from Caddyshack! :D
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Post by: Wolfala on November 22, 2003, 11:15:01 PM
Kams at the University of Illinois has this god aweful green beer every St. Patricks day and every fake St. Pat's day. It goes with meat - anything green, avoid it! It leads ya to a napalm enima.

Wolfala
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Post by: Leslie on November 23, 2003, 01:38:11 AM
Worst buzz I ever had was Barcardi 151 rum and coke.  That produced a serious and unpleasant drinking buzz.  Drank about a pint.  It was more of a religious experience than a buzz.

However, the absolute worse combination is Irish Cream fortified with George Dickel Tennessee whisky.  This is a good drink.  So good it's easy to overdo it.  I ended up vomiting and couldn't catch my breath for about a minute...was gasping for air and was starting to think I might die.  That's what a sissy sweet drink will do to ya.:D

But back to the subject.  If all there was to drink was tomato juice and beer, the original bloody mary, I bet a lot of folks would say that was the worse drink they ever had.:D




Les
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Post by: gunnss on November 23, 2003, 02:02:58 AM
Hmm,
I home brew, and it mostly turns out drinkable.  However my Brewers guild has an initation rite, you most drink a bottel of beer,  but not just any beer, a bottel of "Pine Sol" beer.  It seems that some forms of beer include the addition of minute amounts of pine essence to the Wort while brewing, and one of my Giuld mates added 2 Table spoons of pine essence where he should have added 2 Grams of the same...........  the Brew also had 15 lb of REAL maple extract in it so we couldnt bear to dump the batch, but it never did mellow out.  I could probably get ya a bottle if ya want it was a 15 gal batch .

Gunns
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Post by: Leslie on November 23, 2003, 02:22:50 AM
Thanks for the offer gunnss, but I'm not much of a joiner.   Does sound like a pretty bad drink though.:D



Les
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Post by: Chairboy on November 23, 2003, 02:44:56 AM
Cement Mixer.

1 shot Bailey's Irish Cream
1 shot Lime Juice (or lemon, either is fine)
1 Participant who has never heard of this

You have the victi-, er, participant put a shot of Bailey's Irish Cream in their mouth and start swishing it through their teeth.

Then, without swallowing, they put a shot of lime juice in their mouth with the instructions to keep swishing for the count of 30.

Hilarity ensues as the lime juice curdles the Bailey's Irish Cream.  Their swishing evenly distributes the lime, converting the whole mass into a mouthfull of Bailey's Cottage Cheese almost instantly.  If they make it through the count of 30, they win.  At the end, the person usually spits the mess into a cup, disgusted.

For some reason, it only works once....
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Post by: Chairboy on November 23, 2003, 02:47:38 AM
Oh, by the way, I win.  It's that bad.
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Post by: tapakeg on November 23, 2003, 05:50:30 AM
I was bartending one time, and some chick with no money came to the bar trying to shmooze a free drink.  She wanted to know what i could get her for  a dollar.  I picked up the mat we make drinks on that catches the spillage from both ends, and  poured a day's worth of slop in a glass and gave it to her.

A Irish car bomb is a shot of
1/2 irish whiskey
1/2 baileys
1 pint of Guinness.

Worst drink ever?
Pete's maple porter.  

Holy fermented Aunt Jamima!!!!!

I do get calls for a lot of different drinks that I ask them several times, "are you sure?"

some of the more absurd ones?

scotch and milk
midori and coke
red wine and coke


Had a guy who wasn't supposed to drink too much but was trying to get away with it  so he was getting red wine with a shot of vodka in it.  There is a cry for help.

Had a bachelor party where they were trying to get the bachelor drunk.  They ordered one shot of vodka and 8 shots of water to make it look like they were doing shots............I gave them all vodka,   you should have seen  the looks on their faces.

Had a guy order "gin and juice"  I asked him what kind of juice?  he didn't know, i guess the rap song didn't go into too much detail,  he said again, " just give me a gin and juice" ............I gave him a gin and tomato juice.

Yeah,  i need a new career

Tapakeg
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Post by: Manedew on November 23, 2003, 09:09:27 AM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Gin does suck.  IMHO gin, rum, whisky, tequila, are all just poor attempts at making vodka, by primitive uneducated cultures.  
"Me no can get bad taste out of fire water!  Secrets of distillation, filtering, and proper storage heap big problem!"
But the intoxicating effects of these inferior spirits, combined with peer pressure and tradition, convince peoples' brains that they have a pleasant taste, so there is continued consumption of the lesser spirits, even though the technology of vodka-making is now widely available to even the most backwards cultures.



Lol funcked .. between this and Chimay you've got taste hehe.....

Do you drink good potato vodka or that grain crap?

Fat Tire is an American attempt at Belgian beer..... no wonder you like the Chimay more lol  

- Tippel is a much better attempt by the Fat Tire label (can't beat chimay tho)

Oh ya... Chimay is a Belgian beer if folks don't know
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Worst thing I ever drank .....  Saki comes to mind .. but I kinda like it sometimes....

Guess I'd say scoth ale .... Beer that tasted like scotch..... eww

I'll take my wiskey neat; thank you very much
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Post by: majic on November 23, 2003, 09:30:36 AM
"Had a guy order "gin and juice" I asked him what kind of juice? he didn't know, i guess the rap song didn't go into too much detail, he said again, " just give me a gin and juice" ............I gave him a gin and tomato juice."


I used to be an assistant manager at a liquor store.  God I loved doing things like that to those morons.

moron:  "Where you all Moet at?"

(asking for Moet and Chandon White Star from the videos)

me:  "I'm sorry, which Moet would you like?"

moron:  "Moet!"

me:  "Well, there are a number of different types, do you want Dom Perignon, Brut, Nectar Imperial, or White Star?"


It was kinda a sport for me to string them along for as long as possible, showing them the finer points of the ones they didn't want.
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Post by: Boroda on November 23, 2003, 02:18:04 PM
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Originally posted by Maniac
This is mine, Rigas Balsam....

(http://p.vtourist.com/1128489.jpg)

The thing is, i got a 1 litre bottle of this sitting here djust waiting to be opened, and i think its going down :D

40%


It's supposed to be mixed with hot tea or coffee. Or with vodka 1 to 10. Drinking it straight must be an interesting experience.

"- What do you prefer, vodka or pure spirit?
 - I don't know, them both are sooo tasty..."

:D
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Post by: Waffle on November 23, 2003, 02:50:44 PM
Warm miller light with a cigarette butt in it.......


Knew I should''ve stopped drinking earlier, and kept better track of my bottle amidst the others.....

That and some crap from the dominican republic that was full of bark, twigs, leaves and forest floor......I thought i was going to go blind.....
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Post by: FUNKED1 on November 23, 2003, 06:15:07 PM
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Originally posted by Wolfala
Kams at the University of Illinois has this god aweful green beer every St. Patricks day and every fake St. Pat's day. It goes with meat - anything green, avoid it! It leads ya to a napalm enima.

Wolfala


WTF are you doing at Kam's?  Get your *** over to Murphy's.  :)
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 23, 2003, 06:21:32 PM
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Originally posted by Manedew
Lol funcked .. between this and Chimay you've got taste hehe.....

Do you drink good potato vodka or that grain crap?

Fat Tire is an American attempt at Belgian beer..... no wonder you like the Chimay more lol  

- Tippel is a much better attempt by the Fat Tire label (can't beat chimay tho)

Oh ya... Chimay is a Belgian beer if folks don't know
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Worst thing I ever drank .....  Saki comes to mind .. but I kinda like it sometimes....

Guess I'd say scoth ale .... Beer that tasted like scotch..... eww

I'll take my wiskey neat; thank you very much


Even crappy vodka is good.  Potato, rye, whatever.  My favorite right now is Monopolowa, good bang for the buck.

Chimay is great.
I think Dinger is right and it was just a bad keg of Flat Tire.  Normally at that bar (Lucky 13 in Alameda) I just drink Pilsner.  Gotta get back to basics.  :)
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Raubvogel on November 23, 2003, 06:59:48 PM
Chimay rocks. And at 9%, it doesn't take many.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Animal on November 23, 2003, 07:01:17 PM
Every bad vodka?

nigga plz, i rather drink tequila than Finlandia.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: polka on November 23, 2003, 08:22:46 PM
A Samuel Adams beer. Although I hear there are those who like it.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Creamo on November 23, 2003, 09:02:00 PM
Winners Cup Vodka 5th is onsale at Safeway for $5 Funkypants.

It's charcoal filtered, and provides unfounded mental  bbs argument powers. I'm even 2 for 1 in AH. Buy it, you'll be a Winner.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Creamo on November 23, 2003, 09:12:46 PM
BTW, Safeway $.99 Diet Orange pop is optional. Just mix it till it turns the drink a dull color.

(http://webpages.charter.net/ck2112/winner.jpg)
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 23, 2003, 09:13:12 PM
I'll have to stock up.  Freezer's kind of full.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 23, 2003, 09:13:56 PM
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Originally posted by Creamo
BTW, Safeway $.99 Diet Orange pop is optional. Just mix it till it turns the drink a dull color.


Now that's just wrong.  Get some Red Bull and OJ.  Or at least Mt. Dew.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Creamo on November 23, 2003, 09:18:37 PM
No, carbs r bad. What's really wrong is stealing your wifes Dell monitor when your HP (pos) 21" died. It almost painful the change.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 23, 2003, 09:22:12 PM
LOL and you put your nametag on it.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Creamo on November 23, 2003, 09:32:22 PM
Only because I was so proud of it, not because it was left in a geeky LAN room a few months ago.

I posted help for my HP monitor in the harware forum but noone could/or did help. Damn that was a good $200 cheap BIG monitor too. 17" monitors r ass.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Animal on November 23, 2003, 09:34:11 PM
Your HP 21" monitor died too? Mine passed away a month ago.

The one sling traded me. I will kill him.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Creamo on November 23, 2003, 09:39:23 PM
DEAD.

(http://webpages.charter.net/ck2112/dead.jpg)

Apparently a comp board goes bad and it is more expensive to repair than just find a new one on ebay. Great squealing monitor too.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Animal on November 23, 2003, 09:45:17 PM
Is it an Ergo1600?
Dont trash it yet, mine might be a matter of replacing a simple part, so we could salvage it from yours, I'll pay with $5 vodka
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Creamo on November 23, 2003, 09:48:51 PM
No, I don't think so, but lemme  know, it's just sitting in my carpeted garage.

It just flickers and the picture is skewed 3" on all sides.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Greese on November 23, 2003, 11:39:23 PM
I was in Jr. High.  I wanted to try alcohol, but had no idea what I was doing.  I looked in my parent liquor cabinet, but all they had was Creme De Menthe.  I saw that it had alcohol in it, but couldn't drink it stright.

I poured half a juice glass full, then filled the rest with milk.  I didn't drink again for several more years.

Second worse was a concoction I made when I was already falling down drunk, and feeling a bit experimental.  I mixed Jack Daniels, and Ouzo.  It made a cloudy yellow drink I dubbed "the bladder infection".  It was bad, and ended up all over the bathroom not long after consumption.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Swager on November 24, 2003, 08:09:40 AM
When I was teaching in Estonia my Latvian students used to give me Rigas Balsam as a gift.  This stuff is truely nasty!

NIce bottle though!!

:)
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: cup on November 24, 2003, 09:33:54 AM
I will put a vote in for......PINGA (sp?)


It is a firewater from Brazil, made from sugarcane.  Normally mixed with limes.  Tastes 10x worse than the most awful Tequila and the hangover is not pretty.  My apologies to any Brazilians on the board as I believe it is their national drink.


If I am allowed another vote, I would second Turkish Raki, that stuff in quantity is just plain cruel...
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Dowding on November 24, 2003, 09:42:20 AM
Pre-club, on-a-budget-firelighter:

1 x bottle Champagne
Dregs of spirits:
Rum
Cointreau
Brandy
Martini
Whisky
Vodka

Mix together with orange juice. Tastes pretty awful but is high in vitamin C. Prepare for monumental hangover and bouts of memory loss relating to previous night.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: straffo on November 24, 2003, 09:45:34 AM
I don't remember the composition of a strange mixture made by a friend it was based on Beer ,the beer foam looked like concrete and was truly solid as concrete :D

Never tried it
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Maniac on November 24, 2003, 03:29:44 PM
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When I was teaching in Estonia my Latvian students used to give me Rigas Balsam as a gift. This stuff is truely nasty!


Ya :)

Got it as a gift when i was in Riga about 2 years ago, great town but bad liquor :eek:

I only got half the bottle down, ill save the last half for the next time im out of money hehe....

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It's supposed to be mixed with hot tea or coffee. Or with vodka 1 to 10. Drinking it straight must be an interesting experience.


Interesting indeed! :D
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Maniac on November 27, 2003, 07:24:58 PM
:aok
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: crabofix on November 28, 2003, 09:46:30 AM
Had something real nasty in Greece called RAKI.
I know its original a Turkish drink, but this stuff was "homemade" and held about 30%. The effect of the first shot was amidiate, went straight to my legs. The second shot numed my mouth, after the third shot, it was time to ask for help getting a cab to take me home, I was totally flatted out, my body didīnt follow me anymore.
And on top of it, it tasted like aftershave, Horrible, never again!
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: LLv34 Jarsci on November 28, 2003, 10:38:13 AM
Taste this and try to keep it down also...

1. Take an egg and put it in your mouth.
2. Crush it and eat it all... shell INCLUDED
3. rinse your mouth with pocket warm cheap 38% vodka or other
    similar clear spirit distilled from grain.. and swallow.

4. Repeat if you think youre able.

5. To add some difficulty use warm eggs. Cold ones just go down
    better

I managed to down one and then it decided to come up again...


Usually done in some student parties.. Its pretty messy
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Maniac on November 29, 2003, 04:57:08 PM
Its almost finnished now :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Maniac on December 03, 2004, 11:36:19 PM
This needs a punt.

Dunno why i thougt of this tonite ;)
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: SOB on December 03, 2004, 11:43:39 PM
Just think, if she'd have said yes, you wouldn't be posting on an Intardnet BBS right now.

And an update on worst drinks.  During a recent binge with friends, we ran out of vodka and OJ, so in my less than sober state I decided a good substitute would be vanilla flavored vodka and Cranberry Juice.  Yummy, the bile is rising in the back of my throat now just thinking about the results.

I also tried some Gin recently.  Damn, I never knew they made a liquid form of pine tree air fresheners.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Maniac on December 03, 2004, 11:51:08 PM
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Originally posted by SOB
Just think, if she'd have said yes, you wouldn't be posting on an Intardnet BBS right now.

 


HAHA! :D
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: lasersailor184 on December 04, 2004, 01:58:23 AM
At a party once I had the nastiest tasting beer in the world.  However, it didn't quell my desire to have fun.  However, my stomach rejecting that **** did.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Octavius on December 04, 2004, 02:14:38 AM
hahahaha, dont worry, busch light wont kill you.  Coors from a barrel is alright.  Worst beer on tap... hmm, i'll say Beast in a barrel.  Gets the job done.

american beer isnt there for the taste buddy.  Maybe it was tapped wrong and you were sucking on foam?  Take it down and enjoy the effects.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Pooh21 on December 04, 2004, 03:18:49 AM
I Dont think it was beer he was drinking:eek:
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: Suave on December 04, 2004, 05:24:28 AM
Buttermilk
cod liver oil
lutefisk (not a solid so it counts)
gasoline

4 worst things I've ever drank.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: indy007 on December 04, 2004, 12:55:39 PM
Prairie Fire

1/2 Everclear, 1/2 Tabasco. Drink it like a shot. Try not to puke.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: -dead- on December 04, 2004, 02:50:03 PM
Banana-flavoured beer, which I bought without reading the label on a train to Kunming. I forget the brand, but I always read the labels now. A nasty surprise when you're just expecting the ordinary local beer. Think banana flavouring flavour. And then add the hoppy taste of beer. Ewwww.

Followed by Guang's Pineapple-flavoured beer in Guangzhou, which I bought because it was there on the menu. "Pineapple beer?! Damn that sounds awful... I'll try it."

Even Snake Gall Bladder Wine (spirits really) doesn't compare to those two, and that's all pond scum green from the gall bladders in it.
Title: The worst drink you drank, ever....
Post by: DREDIOCK on December 04, 2004, 03:29:56 PM
Blatz Beer

Was about 16 and a buddy of mine raved how there was this decent beer we could get that was dirt cheap.

Well he was right about the "dirst cheap" part

think we got a case for like $5.00

Man this stuff was awful. Out of the case I think I had 1 beer. and didnt even finish that one