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Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Capt. Pork on November 22, 2003, 01:14:30 PM: You know what you ate to generate that god-awful smell.... Everybody's body works differently, and experiences vary. Kung Pao Chicken with extra garlic goes it for me.

How about you?
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Saurdaukar on November 22, 2003, 01:40:11 PM: Burger King freedom fries.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Raubvogel on November 22, 2003, 02:46:25 PM: about 10 match heads.....don't ever, ever try this.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Heretik on November 22, 2003, 04:13:22 PM: Chinese food. Any variety, any amount.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Octavius on November 22, 2003, 04:33:49 PM: german beer + german food
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Post by: mrblack on November 22, 2003, 05:30:55 PM: Sonic onion rings
Call in the HAZMAT teams:aok
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Chairboy on November 22, 2003, 05:48:07 PM: Sushi.

I've been eating it for 3-days straight (fish-binge?) now and my cats are suffering. My wife picked a good time to be out of town.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 22, 2003, 06:09:38 PM: Grand Canyon 1992
Rancid hot dogs, pork-n-beans, Pabst Blue Ribbon. I got a tent to myself that night.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Capt. Pork on November 22, 2003, 06:11:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
Sushi.

I've been eating it for 3-days straight (fish-binge?) now and my cats are suffering. My wife picked a good time to be out of town.

I used to live in LA, chairboy, which Sushi places you like out there?
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Dnil on November 22, 2003, 06:22:27 PM: altitude chamber.....once you get to "altitude" and have to take your mask off. Hands down the funkiest smell ever.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Chairboy on November 22, 2003, 07:39:11 PM: My favorite place is Senju in Santa Monica at Yale & Santa Monica Blvd. I've heard that Sushi Hirosuke in the valley is really good, and that the chef there is a real sushi nazi who will banish you from the bar if your order spicy tuna roll.

Senju has a really good house roll: Crazy Dragon. It has a shrimp tempura in the center, then other things as you move outwards, including the crab paste used in california rolls, crispy things, and fish on the outside. Finally, they put some terikayi sauce on the outside. It's pretty gaijin, but really good.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: JB73 on November 22, 2003, 11:24:25 PM: red dog beer (i will stop a cement truck @ 100 yards)

budweiser (SHUDDER) beer

fried (not scrambled) eggs (dunno why scrambled dont do it)
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Capt. Pork on November 23, 2003, 12:41:56 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Chairboy
My favorite place is Senju in Santa Monica at Yale & Santa Monica Blvd. I've heard that Sushi Hirosuke in the valley is really good, and that the chef there is a real sushi nazi who will banish you from the bar if your order spicy tuna roll.

Senju has a really good house roll: Crazy Dragon. It has a shrimp tempura in the center, then other things as you move outwards, including the crab paste used in california rolls, crispy things, and fish on the outside. Finally, they put some terikayi sauce on the outside. It's pretty gaijin, but really good.

Yes, I have heard of the banisher. The biggest insult is the california Roll, but that's common knowledge. I'm ashamed to say this, but Sushi on Sunset isn't half bad. Just never go to Miyagi's across the street. Not only was the owner on the same highschool tennis team as Erik Menendez, but they also freez/thaw all their tuna.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Mathman on November 23, 2003, 12:45:47 AM: If you live in Los Angeles, you should know about Tommy's. That stuff will give you industrial strength, underwear-burning, World War I quality poison gas farts.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: Capt. Pork on November 23, 2003, 12:57:45 AM: Jerry's Deli and Canter's rock the small intestine as well. Canter's, on top of it all, was where GUns N' Roses shot some of their immortal Cover Art. For a cheese overdose, try the Rainbow Room--not as gay as you may think...Oh, And Mathman, according to George Orwell, 2+2=5.
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: moose on November 23, 2003, 07:41:29 AM: cheese fries at hooters + sam adams

latley it's been my daily influx of granola bars (going through a box a day)

the funny thing is that my best friend is overweight so when i let one loose everyone looks at him first :D
Title: Worst intestinal gas, ever
Post by: wrag on November 24, 2003, 04:42:56 AM: Sour Kraut with Garlic Sausage a good mustard and any stout malt liqueur!

Ran the dogs outa the house!

RE the chinese food! Might wanna watch-out for the MSG's!

Last report I read on MSG's claim they are actually nero-toxins and work by both lying to your brain and killing a few braincells.

http://cseserv.engr.scu.edu/StudentWebPages/SBeykozlu/SBeykozlu_ResearchPaper.htm

The article also claimed that as we get older our sensitivity to MSG's and our reaction to MSG's increases. The food industry uses it so they can sell substandard foods and make you think it taste better. Getting so you can't pick up a package of any kind of food without finding MSG's in it. I get enough brain cell destruction from the brews I put away.