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Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Gunthr on November 23, 2003, 04:08:39 PM: Here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3230774.stm)

I hope we don't have any of those in the US :confused:
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Hortlund on November 23, 2003, 04:10:51 PM: Ever heard of the Milluwakee (someone teach me how to spell that) monster?
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 23, 2003, 04:17:03 PM: Fantastic sig material!

"Mr Meiwes told investigators he took Mr Brandes back to his home, where Mr Brandes agreed to have his noodle cut off, which Mr Meiwes then flambeed and served up to eat together."

:rofl
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: straffo on November 23, 2003, 04:18:20 PM: look up Issei Sagawa
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 23, 2003, 04:18:40 PM: How come cannibalosm is not illegal in Germany?

"Prosecutors are seeking a conviction of murder for "sexual satisfaction", as cannibalism is not technically illegal under German law."
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: john9001 on November 23, 2003, 05:31:58 PM: in germany you can be a Cannibal but you can not fly a nazy flag.

heil whatever
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: bizket on November 23, 2003, 05:47:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hortlund
Ever heard of the Milluwakee (someone teach me how to spell that) monster?

Milwaukee: Its Algonquin indian for "The Good Land" I learned that from Alice Cooper in Waynes World:)
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Pooh21 on November 23, 2003, 05:56:20 PM: well crap.

Wish they was zombies,cause I have a chainsaw, but not a shotty here.
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: FUNKED1 on November 23, 2003, 06:03:19 PM: TOOL SHED! :)
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Ripsnort on November 23, 2003, 07:48:02 PM: Quote
Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
How come cannibalosm is not illegal in Germany?

It has to do with this little thing called a blockade and an airlift that saved a country in 1946.
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 23, 2003, 08:12:39 PM: Err u mean 48?
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Capt. Pork on November 23, 2003, 08:28:10 PM: Check out this website (this link will take you directly to their BBS, topic: eating girls or women). Seems like a really worthwhile, health-oriented habit these guys are trying to promote. I especially like the first guy's note on the benefits of eating a 15 year old girl.

eating women?! (http://www.cannibalism.org.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=72&PN=1)

I'm all for freedom of speech but jeezus.

:rolleyes:
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Monty405 on November 23, 2003, 08:32:25 PM: thats some sick joke,

i hope
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 23, 2003, 08:39:27 PM: Is murder illegal in Germany?

If so(which it is), why does cannibalism need to be illegal?
-SW
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 23, 2003, 08:42:20 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Is murder illegal in Germany?

If so(which it is), why does cannibalism need to be illegal?
-SW

Because you dont need to kill somebody to do it? Anyway the whole thing is diguisting, though certainly not surprisng from that morally depraved society...
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 23, 2003, 08:45:26 PM: Well, physically assaulting someone (chopping their arm off to eat it) - no doubt is illegal there too.

So, what other argument do you have?

Damn those soccer players eating dead people to stay alive! Morally depraved bastards!
-SW
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Octavius on November 23, 2003, 08:49:11 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Hortlund
Ever heard of the Milluwakee (someone teach me how to spell that) monster?

hehe, good ole' Jeff Dahmer.

Aside from being known for beer and alcoholics in Milwaukee, we're known for a famous homosexual cannibal :D

When I was in Germany I met two guys from India at a tavern. The second I said "Milwaukee" they responded with "Dahmer?"
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 23, 2003, 09:09:19 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe

Damn those soccer players eating dead people to stay alive! Morally depraved bastards!
-SW

Germany is suffering from mass starvation on an isolated mountain, really?

But hey, go ahead and defend the cannibals!!!
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 23, 2003, 09:25:48 PM: Fact of the matter is, you can't defend making cannibalism being illegal.

If murder is illegal, thats one means of eating someone cancelled out.

If assaulting someone (taking their extremities) is illegal, thats another way.

If someone is willing to eat themself, and share it - you can't make that illegal unless you are a facsist.

So, we're back at square one - how can you cannabilize someone without the above occuring? You can't, and therefore its redundant to make it illegal.
-SW
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 23, 2003, 09:28:59 PM: A canibal loving anarchist, wow!
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 23, 2003, 09:31:02 PM: Wow is right, you obviously are incapable of understanding what I typed.
-SW
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Capt. Pork on November 23, 2003, 09:35:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Fact of the matter is, you can't defend making cannibalism being illegal.

If murder is illegal, thats one means of eating someone cancelled out.

If assaulting someone (taking their extremities) is illegal, thats another way.

If someone is willing to eat themself, and share it - you can't make that illegal unless you are a facsist.

So, we're back at square one - how can you cannabilize someone without the above occuring? You can't, and therefore its redundant to make it illegal.
-SW

I don't know which one is sicker, having an appetite for people to begin with, or organizing a group such as this:

http://www.cannibalism.org.uk

I found this site after reading the article which spawned this thread. They appear to be real. They even have a guy named Fred Talbot who will answer any question you might have concerning eating people. He is a registered Cannibal, whatever the hell that is, and according to him, he will not allow his website to become a black market for cadavers. This leads me to believe that 'legal' cannibals have established methods of attaining their meat. Some of it apparently comes from other cannibals willing it to their friends after death.

These guys should be put behnid thick glass and studied.
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 23, 2003, 09:37:14 PM: Both of you need to read what I typed rather than going off on some limb that isn't even growing on the tree.
-SW
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 23, 2003, 09:53:54 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Wow is right, you obviously are incapable of understanding what I typed.
-SW

Obviously! Does eating people make you smarter?
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 23, 2003, 09:58:18 PM: If you want to be a retard Grun, thats your prerogative.
-SW
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 23, 2003, 10:09:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
If you want to be a retard Grun, thats your prerogative.
-SW

So the answer is yes? My decision to not eat people is making me retarded? Thats not good... :(
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 23, 2003, 10:17:56 PM: So, afterall this rediculous spew on your behalf, we're still here:

"So, we're back at square one - how can you cannabilize someone without the above occuring? You can't, and therefore its redundant to make it illegal."

Did you have any rational reply to that, or just another evasion? Lemme know, because I'm the only one reading your handsomehunk arguments.
-SW
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Gunthr on November 23, 2003, 10:20:20 PM: This cannabalism stuff is more widespread than I thought. Check this excerpt :

"Skinning: ...You need not bother skinning the hands and feet, these portions not being worth the effort unless you plan to pickle them or use them in soup. The skin can be disposed of, or made into fried rinds. Boil the strips and peel away the outer layer, then cut into smaller pieces and deep-fat fry in boiling oil until puffy and crisp. Dust with garlic salt, paprika and cayenne pepper."

Warning: This link is way over the top.

Church of Euthanasia (http://www.churchofeuthanasia.org/e-sermons/butcher.html)
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: GRUNHERZ on November 23, 2003, 10:23:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe

Did you have any rational reply to that, or just another evasion? Lemme know, because I'm the only one reading your handsomehunk arguments.
-SW

I would certainly hope you are.... :rofl
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Torque on November 23, 2003, 10:24:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Both of you need to read what I typed rather than going off on some limb that isn't even growing on the tree.
-SW

That's sig material Stanely!:lol

may i.....:aok
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: mrblack on November 23, 2003, 11:42:42 PM: German chainsaw massacare :rofl
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Duedel on November 24, 2003, 03:52:49 AM: :rofl

I heard that in some states of the USA even the suck on specific bodily parts is forbidden ... ts ts ts :D
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: SOB on November 24, 2003, 04:24:21 AM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
"So, we're back at square one - how can you cannabilize someone without the above occuring? You can't, and therefore its redundant to make it illegal."

You could eat them once they've died of natural causes.
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Fatty on November 24, 2003, 06:23:29 AM: Right. You don't have to kill em. We just dig em up or hang out outside the morgue for scraps from time to time.
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Saintaw on November 24, 2003, 07:05:58 AM: What? no Sard(inian?) pigs involved?
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Stringer on November 24, 2003, 08:09:59 AM: I can't believe it's taken this long for this.....

SOYLET GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: gofaster on November 24, 2003, 12:36:14 PM: You should read up on the wreck of the whaleship Essex. Fascinating adventure; testimony to human endurance under extremely adverse conditions. It was the event that inspired Melville to write "Moby Dick".

The survivors were found adrift in rotting boats, gnawing on the bones of their shipmates, starved and delirious. Even after their rescue and return to a "normal" lifestyle, they carried some peculiar quirks for the rest of their life, such as the sailor who lived many years with an attic full of canned foods.

As for the German story, I found this to be curious:

Quote
Mr Meiwes, a computer expert, met 43-year-old Bernd-Jurgen Brandes in early 2001, after Mr Meiwes advertised on websites for "young, well-built men aged 18 to 30 to slaughter".

Obviously, they were both mentally unstable.
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: vorticon on November 24, 2003, 12:46:38 PM: eeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww...
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: Mickey1992 on November 24, 2003, 12:51:54 PM: Two cannibals were sitting down to eat their dinner of consisting of a clown. After a while one cannibal asks the other,

"Hey, does this taste funny to you?"
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: kappa on November 24, 2003, 02:03:41 PM: Dude, thats ****ed up........................... .

k
AoM
Title: Cannibals Organizing in Germany
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on November 24, 2003, 02:13:52 PM: Quote
Originally posted by SOB
You could eat them once they've died of natural causes.

I already knew that, but do you eat a cow after its died of natural causes?

Even if someone does eat a person after they've expired, why should that be illegal? Their dead, they won't feel any pain.

Sure Torque, take it if ya want it.
-SW