Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Lazerus on November 26, 2003, 02:32:52 PM
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Arrest yourself! (http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm)
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Ya, right :)
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Originally posted by Lazerus
Arrest yourself! (http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm)
Uh, mailing out Christmas cards, what was your address again?
;)
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DO NOT USE THIS FORM TO REPORT A CRIME IN PROGRESS! DIAL 911
:aok :lol
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LOL look under plea....
Too drunk to pick
haha..
why would ANYONE do a self arrest form and put "Not Guilty" as plea? Man, and i thought our policemen were dumb.
:rofl
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from the page LOL!
Memorize the following rules:
Do not leave your house. If you are not home now, go home immediately.
Put any firearms or other potential weapons out of reach.
Remove your belt and shoelaces.
If others are present in your house, send them away. You may, however, talk to yourself.
You are not to allow yourself any visitors.
Conjugal visits are not permitted.
Consumption of alcohol or use of any other non-prescription drugs is not permitted.
Do not try to escape from your home.
If you do attempt an escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.
Report any escape attempts promptly, by phone, to the local police.
Do not disturb any evidence present in your home.
Remain in your home until the police arrive.
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Looked around rest of the website trying to figure out if it's legit ....
looks real .. can't belive it ... but looks real ... lmao....
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Execpt for the Scroll in big red letters ay the bottom"This Form for entertainment purposes only"
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Went to the East Point Police Home Page, and there near the bottom on the left side is the link to the self arrest form...
http://www.eastpointpolice.org/