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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Mini D on November 26, 2003, 04:42:11 PM
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- You get mad because the three friendlies in front of you aren't giving you a shot at the enemy plane in front of them.
- You're flying an F6F and run out of ammo without hitting anything.
- You believe the plane 5000 feet directly above you is too slow to catch you.
- You believe the best way to defend a base is to wait until it is under attack then get a bunch of people to start spawning with you.
- You've been with a group attacking a base for 2 hours and think the only real reason you haven't captured it is because there weren't enough of you.
- You and 3 of your squadies can't manage to kill the ack at a field.
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- You believe the best way to get help when running from a con at 5k is to drag him over a lower friendly.
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ROFL!! :rofl
good one MiniD.
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might i add
*repetitivly upping from a capped field wondering why you can't take off. then asking why you can't get your plane off the ground.
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*when my 51 slaps around ure 109.
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*When you see "Heretik shot you down" in the text buffer.
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you cant get the p51 off the ground...let alone fly it well
you wonder who lazs is
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evading with an enemy on your six you see a friendly coming fast 2.5 away so you turn towards him.
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you need an equal or better plane to win a 1:1 dogfight
you can't ride the stall without to the horn
you can't survive a furball without touching the trigger
deflection isn't second nature yet.
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actually, HT could just delete the horn in spitfires...
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*you yell at your country mates multiple times saying its their fault you were shot down because they didn't give you a check 6 call.
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* Your plane keeps blowing up when you shoot at those planes taking off of your base! Darn hackers!
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Ultimate newbie reflex:
invert barrel against a con well saddled just behind you.
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Originally posted by moot
Ultimate newbie reflex:
invert barrel against a con well saddled just behind you.
Versus the ultimate newbie position of having a con well saddled just behind you? Heh.
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it's the reflex that's typically newbie.
I dunno where it's from, maybe watching the il2FB AI, but all it's worth everytime I see it used is wasted energy and making me impatient to get what isn't a fun fight anymore over with.
giving your six to cons is sometimes the only way to start an fun and dangerous fight.
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Originally posted by Mini D
[list=1]- You and 3 of your squadies can't manage to kill the ack at a field.
Cruel. Funny but cruel.
:D
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Damn, after three years I'm STILL a newbie! And so are all of my squaddies!
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[list=1]
- You never see the guy who shot you down
- You concentrate only on the con you see through your windscreen, ignoring everything else
- You start shooting from 2K distance
- You keep shooting until your guns are empty
- You never retract your landing gear because you wont bother to learn the keys
- You crash every time you try to take off or land on CV
- You ask question like: "How do I take off"
- You answer:"Press alt F4"
- Your start using your vox by saying: "radiocheck, radiocheck", every time
- You wonder why it sounds its always the same guy who speaks: "Check six"
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Originally posted by moot
giving your six to cons is sometimes the only way to start an fun and dangerous fight.
Not if you let him get "well saddled." ;)
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Originally posted by Mini D
[You and 3 of your squadies can't manage to kill the ack at a field.[/list] [/B]
Care to back it up with a squade duel?
or are you just flappin
:D
If so please go to http://www.freebirdshome.com
And put in a request for a duel funny man.
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Not my fault you and your squad sucks mrblack (by your own admission). All the scheduled challenging in the world won't solve that.
MiniD
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You mean this was a Freebirds joke all along? Heh.
- The player gets offended and takes it personal (usually either demanding a duel or threatening to send the film to HT) anytime anyone types anything to anyone about anything.
;) :D
p.s. No offense to the Freebirds ... just kinda found this funny. :aok
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Originally posted by Mini D
Not my fault you and your squad sucks mrblack (by your own admission). All the scheduled challenging in the world won't solve that.
MiniD
I did not think you would accept.
So just keep on a flappin coward.:D
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Originally posted by Arlo
You mean this was a Freebirds joke all along? Heh.
- The player gets offended and takes it personal (usually either demanding a duel or threatening to send the film to HT) anytime anyone types anything to anyone about anything.
;) :D
p.s. No offense to the Freebirds ... just kinda found this funny. :aok [/B]
None taken Arlo:aok
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Originally posted by Mini D
Not my fault you and your squad sucks mrblack (by your own admission). All the scheduled challenging in the world won't solve that.
MiniD
Geez, I hate to get sucked into this sorta thing but.......Minid u did not read what was said in the post u refer too. U are twisting words about deacking a field around. Let me set the record straight.......We have NO PROBLEM deacking fields, heck I can do it myself on a small field no problem. The issue he was talking about in that post u refer too is that on the fester map there was at least "one field" that seemed to have a glitch "one night" and even 20mm had a hard time killing a few acks. It was not a general comment, but a specific comment about "one field" on "one map" on "one night".
Secondly, although mr.black is a key member of our squad and a heck of a pilot, he does not always speak for the squad as a whole! He speaks for his opinions which the squad might, or might not feel the same. Point is......if you have an issue with something he says to you.......please keep it on a personal level and not squander group insults towards an entire squad of 43 people (the squad as a whole)! Thank you and good night.
FBRaptor CO, FREEBIRD$ SQUAD #2
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Im guilty to all the above, guess i'm a noob.
And who is that guy who keeps saying "check 6" to me anyway? Is he trying to hit on me?
And my favourite tactic to lose someone saddled on my 6 is to pull straight up and climb on wep until i stall.
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and mr.black... If i say you cant deack a v-base with 20 of your squaddie hoard, will you challenge 'Hornets' to a squad duel? :D
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you scream hackor cause a 110 outturns your yak.
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you wonder why you keep ending up in the tower after shooting the GREEN enema :p
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- You accuse a pilot who just had the back half of his plane shot off of "ramming" you.
- During a base attack, you dive in in hopes of getting one fuel tank before being destroyed by all the ack that's still up or the 10 fighters that are right behind you... and you believe being successfull is achieving that goal 50% of the time.
- You believe that how long you've played the game greatly outweighs how little you've learned while playing it.
- You've accused someone of HO'ing you right after you HO'd them.
- You believe that you and 10 of your squadies "porking" the fuel at a base before dieing is a successfull mission.
- You chase the bomber that just released his ord when 3 that haven't released yet are inbound
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Originally posted by FBRaptor
[mr black] does not always speak for the squad as a whole!
Christ, this should be your squad motto.
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You just described more than 75% of the porkers in the Main Arena. Unfortunately, most of them can hit a fuel tank that is just sitting there.
Originally posted by Mini D
During a base attack, you dive in in hopes of getting one fuel tank before being destroyed by all the ack that's still up or the 10 fighters that are right behind you... and you believe being successfull is achieving that goal 50% of the time.
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- You think 5 friendly spitfires chasing one enemy P-51 is the right thing to do.
- You've ever said "do you want to join my squad?" to 10 people in 1 hour.
- You think you should be doing good in AH because "you're really good at flight sims".
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your a newbie if your kicking and screaming about the horrible gv damage model on this game and saying that the guy who killed you is a hacker.
(jumpmstr)
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...you argue about your skillz on a bulliten board
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mrblack, you should challenge AoM to a duel :D :D :D :D
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Originally posted by Mini D
- You believe the best way to get help when running from a con at 5k is to drag him over a lower friendly.
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No..this is the best way to get the con to attack the other guy so that you can get away. Admirable tactic IMHO. :)
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Originally posted by Wadke
you wonder why you keep ending up in the tower after shooting the GREEN enema :p
Already got it! Neener neener neeener!
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Originally posted by Mini D
- You've accused someone of HO'ing you right after you
HO'd them[/list] [/B]
LOL. And, . . .
- You finally get enough perks to fly a 262; so, you lift off in your new jet and HO everything in sight.
:rolleyes: :lol
TBolt
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- You think a squaddies rank in a previous tour should mean something.
- The only way you can respond to a question/challenge on the BB is with a :) or a :aok
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Originally posted by Blue Mako
- You think a squaddies rank in a previous tour should mean something.
- The only way you can respond to a question/challenge on the BB is with a :) or a :aok
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You'r more than welcome to challenge us as well.
http://www.freebirdshome.com
Or like the rest of these cyber cowards keep on a flappin:aok
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- When you don't understand why people fly anything else than a pony, niki or a lala.
- When you don't understand the above statement (heheh).
- When you care for rank.
- When you post messages here to become senior.
Of the above statements:
1 is a shot in my own foot
1 is serious, but placed on the pointy end of a hook.
1 is ded serious
Have at it!
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Originally posted by Blue Mako
- You think a squaddies rank in a previous tour should mean something.
- The only way you can respond to a question/challenge on the BB is with a :) or a :aok
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;) :aok
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Originally posted by mrblack
Care to back it up with a squade duel?
or are you just flappin
:D
If so please go to http://www.freebirdshome.com
And put in a request for a duel funny man.
Sore spot I guess:D :lol :rofl
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Tzr steals kills :) :aok
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you finally have enough perks for 262 and try to take off from a caped field thinking you have a speed advatage with it.:mad: :lol
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Originally posted by SOB
Christ, this should be your squad motto.
An you'r moto is has mouth will travel:aok
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Any body And I do Mean ANYBODY who thinks there da CHIT.
Come challenge us at
http://www.freebirdshome.com
We back down from no squade
:D
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MrBlack,
I used to think you were a troll because nobody was really that dumb. Now... I'm not so sure.
MiniD
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Eh ..... *ShruG*
Whatever method it takes to get hits to the site, I guess. I would suggest free porn, though.
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I used to think you were a troll because nobody was really that dumb. Now... I'm not so sure
LMAO no MiniD hes a freebird :rofl Nuff said
PS they tear up the ground with their lawndarts
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Originally posted by Gwjr2
LMAO no MiniD hes a freebird :rofl Nuff said
PS they tear up the ground with their lawndarts
And ur just a jaw flapper:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl
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Originally posted by Mini D
MrBlack,
I used to think you were a troll because nobody was really that dumb. Now... I'm not so sure.
MiniD
And you sir are a jaw FLAPPER
if not come to our site and requeast a challenge.
Put up or shut up.
NUFF SAID:aok
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* when you create a thread pointing out the characteristics of newbies
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Observation from the sidelines-
You know you're a newbie when you think that duels with cartoon airplanes actually mean anything? Ok, that doesn't really work, does it. Strike that, bad example.
I have always thought the "duel" thing was kind of weird (no offense to a specific person or group is intended, of course). So you challenge someone to a duel and you
a) kick his arse. Now you are the "winner," but what exactly have you won? If I challenged someone to a duel over a disagreement about the moon being made of green cheese and I won, does this give credibility to my outlandish claim? Like I said, weird.
b) lose the duel. You are disgraced beyond measure and no matter what the duel was about your credibility is in the trash can? The guy who lost the green cheese duel was actually right, but since he lost the duel the community will be forced to admit the moon IS green cheese? Silly.
Why not challenge someone to a Monopoly (TM) or Scrabble (TM) duel? Arm wrestling? Darts? Acey Duecy? Makes just as much sense as fighting cartoon airplanes.
Post-count duel? Hey, how about a bombastic rhetoric duel! Oh, y'all are doing that one already. How do you decide who is the winner? :)
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Originally posted by Slash27
Tzr steals kills :) :aok
Only If I can:D
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Originally posted by SlapShot
* when you create a thread pointing out the characteristics of newbies
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You are a noob when: -
Whenever anyone says anything about you, you direct them to your squad website with the words "CHALLENGE US!" where there isn't a challenge facility, but really hoping that they will feel guilty about your pitiful squad and click on your paypal donation button.
(sorry FB's, nothing against the rest of you, i know the majority of you are reasonable ;))
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Originally posted by Furball
You are a noob when: -
Whenever anyone says anything about you, you direct them to your squad website with the words "CHALLENGE US!" where there isn't a challenge facility, but really hoping that they will feel guilty about your pitiful squad and click on your paypal donation button.
(sorry FB's, nothing against the rest of you, i know the majority of you are reasonable ;))
There is an email address for those that know how to use one.
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You Go for the HO, miss the shot, then ram the NME plane, Die, then ***** on channel 1 that the nme rammed you, Then to add salt to the wound, your wingman goes for the HO, miss the shot, then rams the NME plane, Dies, now he is on channel 1 *****ing about being rammed. Now to Dnoobs on channel 1 *****ing about being rammed after they miss a HO shot...
IKON "King of the Noobs" :)
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Originally posted by mrblack
There is an email address for those that know how to use one.
Why not give that out then?
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Originally posted by Furball
Why not give that out then?
LOL you are dense:D
It's on the website:aok
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Originally posted by Mini D
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'nuff said ...
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but HEY! that inverted barrel roll thing works!........
on noobs. :p
Oh, is there a point to this?
You know you're a noob when:
* you are new.
* if you dont know your a noob....yer still a noob.
* if you dont think yer a noob, then ya must be an old timer (jaded and opinionated)
* if you dont want to be a noob, you must show how jaded and opinionated you are.
* if any of this matters to you...yer a noob.
Now, I know this thread started off as kinda fun and humorous...what happened?
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Originally posted by SlapShot
'nuff said ...
erm...
- You use L33T speak
- you crash an Me262 into a 1 winged F6F and call him a rammer.
- You type "bingo fuel" on channel one thinking someone would disengage
- You continually respawn at a field in an attempt to run the enemy out of ammo
- you get an attack plane to hunt a spawn camper in a Panzer then auger next to him while releasing your ord too low
- you HO an enemy plane that has 7 friendlies behind it
- You dive from 10k to get a low goon when there's 2 people about to kill it anyway
- you think all base captures take 4 hours
- you chase an enemy into their ack and then blame them because you died
- you run a P-51 out of fuel without ever firing a shot
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Originally posted by Mini D
erm...
You type "bingo fuel" on channel one thinking someone would disengage
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(sigh) i laugh because of all those fights in AW that I disengaged from when my opponent cried "bingo fuel." letting the defenseless pilot ditch was a sporting thing to do in AW. here...fat chance. hehe
TBolt
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Originally posted by Mini D
erm...
- You type "bigno fuel" on channel one thinking someone would disengage
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ROTFLMAO..one sure way to draw a crowd: type on CH1 that youare out of fuel, or out of gas, then give your location. You'll get ganged like ducks on a junebug:lol
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--You finally land a kill but get a wing hung up on the rearm shack (sigh)
h
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Originally posted by moot
giving your six to cons is sometimes the only way to start an fun and dangerous fight.
Works like a charm for me. I call it "baiting". I like to do it against higher Spits and LA7s. 9 times out of 10, the guy will try to pull a lead turn and overshoot in a blackout. When he wakes up, there I am behind him.
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Originally posted by Horn
--You finally land a kill but get a wing hung up on the rearm shack (sigh)
h
I did that in a ToD event, flying FW190's against B-17s, but without a kill. We had finished a flight without finding any targets, so we refueled. As we pulled away to launch again, I knocked a wing tip against the rearm shed much to the chagrin of my squadmates. Since it was a 1-life event, I wasn't going to out that way so I decided to try and launch my wounded bird. I crabbed all of the rudder and went full deflection on the stick, careening across the airfield before finally bouncing up into the air. I retracted gear and managed to climb high enough to find a bomber stream coming over at 20k or so. I pulled in close but couldn't get a guns solution since the FW would only turn in one direction. As I wobbled around the sky, I got ripped to pieces in the B17's crossfire. Well, at least I went down in a blaze of glory! :aok
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My compliments Mini D.. Funny since it rings true. :)
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- the one time you kill fester you type "I JUST KILLED FESTER!" on channel 1
- You have trouble vulching because you always collide with the parked aircraft
- you are shot down by a newly spawned plane that hasn't even started to roll yet
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*You logon to play and it's dark in the MA(oh wait...that's a game feature)
*You dive on a ground target only to strike the earth like a comet and die(oh wait...that's legit strateegery)
*When you spawn camp, follow the masses to fields and wait to vulch and sit in a ship gun while planes suicide you so you get the kill credit, all to artificially build up your score so you can show us all how good you are(oh wait...that's just Voss)
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Too obvious of a troll, Rude..
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- You chastise someone for "jumping" your Spit 5 from 5k above in a Hurricane, only to learn you were actually flying a Spit 14
- You swear that it must have been a flak that blew your plane apart instead of the Hurricane 200 feet away even though there's no Flak in the area
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...mr.black is a key member of our squad...
Oh man, you must be in for some good laughs.
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you're a newb when...
true story of my first night of AH
up a plane over and over and get vulched over and over
finally figure out the base is capped. then you finally get a few flights in. of course you get shot down every time. but there is one thing you cant figure out. seems like every time right before you die you hear some guy with a wierd voice say...
"CHEX MIX"
i swear to goodness that is what i thought it was saying. i thought someone was taunting me. N00B!
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Originally posted by snocone
you're a newb when...
true story of my first night of AH
up a plane over and over and get vulched over and over
finally figure out the base is capped. then you finally get a few flights in. of course you get shot down every time. but there is one thing you cant figure out. seems like every time right before you die you hear some guy with a wierd voice say...
"CHEX MIX"
i swear to goodness that is what i thought it was saying. i thought someone was taunting me. N00B!
Someone was hungry that first night. :lol I know how it is - you're SO happy to have found a combat sim like this, & you forget to eat or drink for hours while you get those first 30 flights under your belt. :D
TBolt