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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Duckwing6 on December 07, 2001, 03:42:00 AM
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I know i know it's supposed to go to the O-Club .. but heck a little fun doesn't hurt anyone here ;)
> How do crazy people go through the forest?
> They take the psycho path.
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> What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
> A stick.
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> How do you get holy water?
> Boil the hell out of it.
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> What did the fish say when it hit a concrete wall?
> "Dam!"
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> What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
> Nacho Cheese.
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> What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?
> Polaroids.
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> What do you call Santa's helpers?
> Subordinate Clauses.
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> What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand?
> Quatro sinko.
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> What do you get from a pampered cow?
> Spoiled milk.
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> What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
> Frostbite.
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> What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?
> A nervous wreck.
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> What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
> Anyone can roast beef.
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> Where do you find a dog with no legs?
> Right where you left him.
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> Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
> Because they have big fingers
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> Why don't blind people like to sky dive?
> Because it scares the heck out of the dog.
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> What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
> Sanka.
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> What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
> The location of the dirt bag.
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> Why does a pilgrim's pants always fall down?
> Because they wear their belt buckle on their hat.
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> What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver?
> A bad golfer goes, WHACK! "Damn."
> A bad skydiver goes, "Damn." WHACK!
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> What do you call a man with a car on his head?
> Jack
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> How do you catch a unique rabbit?
> Unique up on it!
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> How do you catch a tame rabbit?
> Tame way, unique up on it!
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> What do you call skydiving lawyers?
> Skeet.
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> What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
> An Amish drive-by shooting.
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> How are a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce the same?
> Somebody's gonna lose a trailer.
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What goes clop, clop, clop, bang, bang, clop clop clop?
An Amish drive-by shooting.
ROFL!!!
Thanks Duck
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And my favorite (just in time foir Xmas)... What do you give a kid who has 7 fingers on one hand? Firecrackers.
lazs
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lol. good stuff :)
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Internet BB stand up comedy is easily pathetic but:
What do you call a legless dog?
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You don't, you carry it.
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What do you call a cat?
Answer: nothing, he won't come when you call anyway. ;)
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ROFLOL!
That was good regardless of where it belonged :D
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Whats the difference between snowmen & snowwomen?............
snow balls
TTFN
snafu
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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito will stop sucking when you slap it.
What's the difference between an AH pilot and a mosquito?
Nothing, they both suck!
What's the difference between an AH pilot and a blonde?
Nothing at all! :D :D :D
p.s. For the sensitive types, It's a joke!!...even though I think a chimpanzee flies better then you people.
:D
[ 12-07-2001: Message edited by: FlyingDuckSittingSwan ]
[ 12-07-2001: Message edited by: FlyingDuckSittingSwan ]
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I once knew a guy with out any arms or legs.. once he fell in the water... what was his name? Bob
My xgf was had a wooden leg what was her name? Peg
imagen ur in a cube with no doors. how do u get out? stop imagaging it.
Police found a man hanged in a white room with no chairs or boxs or anything he can step on. he was 15 feet up with the rope tied on a hook at the top. all the police found was a pudle of water under his feet. How did he get up there? A block of ice.
thats it
peace
[ 12-07-2001: Message edited by: JaCkNiFe ]
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YOYO
LMAO
This is how I know the tornado joke :D
" What does a tornado and marriage have in common?"
:The beginning there is lots of blowing and in the end you lose your house :eek: