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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: vorticon on December 03, 2003, 03:08:03 PM
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for me it would be the young visitors...this movie makes a canadian film board movie (non animated of course) look good enough to win EVERY award there is...if you arnt puking or asleep within the first 10 minutes of this movie you have something wrong with you
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Spring Fever (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084718/). The trailers made it look like a typical low-fare T&A summer bimbo film with lots of B-movie nudity, which as a young college guy was exactly what I was mostly interested in. Instead I got a flick about Carling Bassett on the tennis tour winning a major tournament while wearing cut-off jeans. The film wouldn't have been so bad if they'd actually billed it for what it was instead of misleading me into thinking I could sit back and enjoy gratuitous skin shots.
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It is a toss up between the hulk and 28 days.
Both sucked so bad I wanted to leave...
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8-crazy nights, what a complete piece of crap.
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Battlefield Earth
Matrix Reloaded
Episode I
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Matrix Reloaded
come now...it was no worse than the first matrix
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Leaving Las Vegas.....just die already!
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Zoolander.
Although the crapiest but most enjoyable film I've seen is Invasion of the Bee Girls. Great B movie, loads of gratuitous nudity, psuedo-lesbian scenes covered in a thin covering of a storyline.
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The Piano.
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Born Losers
http://www.brainsonfilm.com/losers.html
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Solaris
28 Days Later
Any movie with Segal in it.
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I have to say Matrix 3 also, if i want someone to preach for me then ill go to church...
Charlies Angels 2 (never saw the first one, but i still dont think THAT matters).
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Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
After getting a haircut, Jesus checks into an apartment provided by the church. He is carrying firewood home, to carve into stakes, when a jeep pulls up and the Son of God is attacked; thirty atheists pour out of the jeep to surround our hero. Faced with very real proof of a divine force, who appears to have trained at Shaolin, the atheists get their butts whooped.
Mary then joins the effort. While finding some less conspicuous clothing for Christ they see Maxine and follow her back to a hospital. Dr. Praetorious is there, grafting the skin from slaughtered lesbians onto a comatose vampire. He also smears bits of this and that on his face while working.
Jesus and Mary give chase to Maxine and Johnny after the two vampires feast on a number of lesbians.Now things get really weird, as God summons Santos to help Jesus fight the vampires. The star of Mexican wrestling is accompanied by theme music when his private plane lands at the airport. The two chat amiably, then visit a nightclub. Christ takes the stage to perform and happens to glance in the mirror. Only Santos and Gloria appear! The club is filled with vampires! During the fight Santos is put to sleep by Maxine's magical powder, meaning that Jesus has no choice; he surrenders himself to the unholy defilers.
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Entrapment. What a piece of garbage. They lure you in with the promise of a cool cat burglar / heist movie starring Sean Connery and the requisite hoochie ala Catherine Zeta Jones, and just to pique your interest they throw in Ving Raimes. Now that they've got you salivating and ready for a great movie, they take a big steamy dump all over it with the worst tripe of a story they could think to smear into a script. If I ever meet the person responsible for this garbage, I'm gonna kick him in the nuts and steal his wallet.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0137494/
PS...Mini, I saw dumb and dumberer. That was pretty damned stupid, but I feel Entrapment still has it beat.
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Plan 9 from OuterSpace.
Sadly, starring Bela Lugosi at a very low point in his career.
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Austin Powers in Goldmember. What a piece of crap. Turned it off after 30 minutes.
A bad movie that knows it's a bad movie and doesn't pretend not to be isn't bad.
But a bad movie that thinks it's a good movie really really sucks.
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Shoulda burned the money for fun - would have been better entertainment value.
Cheers,
Scherf
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What MT said! In spades!
Closely followed by Billy Jack. (gag...choke)
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What MT said! In spades!
Closely followed by Billy Jack. (gag...choke)
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Anything from "Golan and Globus" was equally crappy.
What was that racing movie with Sylvester Stallone a couple years ago as an Indy racer? It was flat out horrible.
Speed2 sucked.
Almost anything with Adam Sandlar gags me.
How can one fool make a career out of baby talking?
So many bad movies, but I would rather forget them.
dagooooooooooooooooo
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Episode 1
followed by episode 2
I want to see Jar Jar die
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Wax: The discovery of television among the bees
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0105791/
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Without a doubt, the worst movie ever....
"Megaforce" with Barry Bostwick
At least I could laugh at Army Of Darkness...
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don't tell anyone but I liked moulin rouge.
I would have to say, gone fishing, with danny glover.....yikes that was bad.
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Double Team
I have never experienced physical pain from a movie before or since seeing it....
in my defense I didn't pay for it. :)
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Charlies angles 2 was a joke. I didn't mind the first one, ok it's not meant to be taken seriously, no harm. The second one comes along and you feel embarassed for the people on the screen. In the matrix, you can do those kicks because, well, you just can..........you can't do it just because you are a hot secret agent chic. I don't want to be insulted when watching a movie.
Austin Powers Goldenmember OK MIKE we get it, the guy has a mole on his face. (although the intro to the movie with Tom Cruise, Steven Spielburg, and others was funny.)
Anyone ever catch Bad Taste? Hard to believe it was created by the same man who brought us the lord of the rings set. Oh well i bet it was fun filming with friends on a $50 dollar budget.
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Wing Commander.
And Peter Jackson of LOTR and Bad Taste fame also did "Meet the Feebles"
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"You don't know me, and if you did know me you wouldn't want to know me." - Sylvester Stalone in Get Carter
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Gone with the wind. More over rated than anything since the original King Kong.
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Whoa... seems I managed to block out one movie:
Dumb and Dumberer (http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89892).
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another vote for Austin Powers: Goldmember.
I cant believe I watched that piece of crap. To add insult to injury, they crammed as much blatant product advertisement into they film as they could. It felt like paying to watch a comercial.
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Originally posted by Raubvogel
A bad movie that knows it's a bad movie and doesn't pretend not to be isn't bad.
But a bad movie that thinks it's a good movie really really sucks.
Exactly.
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Sorry, but you are wrong.
A movie that is trying to be stupid but even fails at that is truly a bad movie.
MiniD
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We're both right...yours is also a bad movie. Just not as bad as Entrapment. One of the many lowlights of dumberer for me was the tooth. Was it intentional that it was obviously colored over for the part that was supposed to be chipped off? It had to be...please tell me it was intentional. :(
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Think of what was least clever... and that is the reason behind it.
Entrapment stunk... but it just wasn't the worst SOB. I know you were hoping for a Sean Connery nude shot. But dammit! Accept that the man is 70 years old and nobody is going to show him nude no matter how many "fan letters" you send them.
Hell... entrapment isn't even Sean Connery's worst movie. You obviously haven't seen "The Avengers".
MiniD
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hands down "the toxic avenger"
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Ghosts of Mars.
Anyone who has seen this has to admit. It was the crappiest movie and acting evar!!!
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I'm surprised no one has mentioned the worst peice of crap i've rented in a while.
SOLARIS staring george clooney.
Heard the book was good but this movie sucked balz
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Originally posted by Mini D
Hell... entrapment isn't even Sean Connery's worst movie. You obviously haven't seen "The Avengers".
MiniD
Heh, I did turn that piece of crap off about 20 minutes into it.
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Street Fighter.
The movie that killed Raul Julia.
(http://web.prtc.net/~mjrr/911.gif)
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Clock work orange
Now that was pure CRAP!
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Originally posted by Maniac
Clock work orange
Now that was pure CRAP!
how dare you...
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Not Kubrick's best work, but it's pretty freaking good.
My vote is for Breakin' 2 Electric Boogaloo.
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Originally posted by midnight Target
Born Losers
http://www.brainsonfilm.com/losers.html
Gawd It was awfull!
but It was followed up with a cult classic Billy Jack :aok
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Joe Versus The Volcano (The low point in Tom Hanks career)
Dumb and Dumberer (Honestly, the title doesn't do it justice)
Yentl (Not a musical, yet Streisand still sings in character :confused: )
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PEARL HARBOR !!
lousy acting, 2bit love story, unrealistic dogfights, over hyped...
the bomb scene from the teaser was the best part, the rest was garbage...
I wanted my money back...
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Kurt Russell has been in a few craptastic movies. My vote goes to "Soldier."
And I'll throw in "Volcano" too. Tommy Lee Jones has always been cool, but he should have taken a swim in lava after this one.
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Originally posted by Maniac
Clock work orange
Now that was pure CRAP!
We can now safely ignore anything you have to say about movies in the future.
-- Todd/Leviathn
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Originally posted by Spooky
PEARL HARBOR !!
lousy acting, 2bit love story, unrealistic dogfights, over hyped...
the bomb scene from the teaser was the best part, the rest was garbage...
I wanted my money back...
Ya's beat me by 3 posts..:D
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Originally posted by Spooky
PEARL HARBOR !!
lousy acting, 2bit love story, unrealistic dogfights, over hyped...
the bomb scene from the teaser was the best part, the rest was garbage...
I wanted my money back...
Yeah the movie was crap!
but Kate Beckinsale Is a HOTTIE!
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The Hidden II
or Thin Red line,
can't pick...
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There was a film about hitler with puppets or marionettes. It went on for two nights, and I couldn't leave because my "friends" drove and wouldn't let me go. I didn't go back the second night. Twenty-five years later and I'm still pucking.
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Highlander II was pretty bad ...... (in fact all highlanders after the first one.. including the television series with Adrian Paul..)
Did the writers of that script even see the first movie..... wtf.. other planets.. floating bird men .... they were digging deep in their own feces...
First movie was great... (with exception that lambert cant act...) (Got to love the Kurgan with safety pins holding his neck together....."happy halloween ladies")
I can think of alot of others that really suck bad... but this one stands out.. utter lack of a script and somehow this thing still was made....
2 cents..
DoctorYO
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
How could this movie possibly suck?
-Sik
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Originally posted by Pooh21
Episode 1
followed by episode 2
I want to see Jar Jar die
Episode 1 was so bad that I had blocked it from my memory until you brought it back. The horror! Mee-sa, the horror!
Episode 1 was so bad I didn't bother to see Episode 2.
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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Without a doubt, the worst movie ever....
"Megaforce" with Barry Bostwick
Was this the one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084316/) where they all wear shimmering one-piece jump suits with the zippers pulled down to their sternums, riding around the desert on motorcycles? I seem to recall a climactic ending where they were escaping in a C-47 Hercules with its rear ramp down, with some guy with big hair and big teeth racing behind it trying to catch the plane before it took off. If that's the same film then yeah, it was pretty bad.
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Originally posted by Vulcan
Zoolander.
I actually thought this film was a pretty good satiric stab at the supermodel/fashion industry. The "walk off" was pretty good, as was the scene where, after Zoolander decides to work in the mines with his brothers, he's got the pick axe over his shoulder, wearing a white tank top and strutting like he's in an Obsession commercial. The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show made me chuckle because it reminded me of Zoolander's walk-off scenes.
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The most recent crappy movie I've watched part of was "Colors," it was on tonight.
Then there was the "South Park Movie." Watched even less of that a few nights ago. Dumb and dumber is a good movie compared to that. Don't remember watching all of that one either.
Can't recall older movies I thought were crappy, but there are plenty of modern candidates to choose from. At first this question had me perplexed, because I don't remember crappy movies, or at least try not to.
Let's face facts, there just aren't any crappy movies that were made as recently as 20 years ago, unless you count movies like "Lethal Weapon" and that genre.
But then, my college room mate thought "The Blue Max" was a poorly made movie. He thought the message was ridiculous and the plot was burlesque. He would say it was the worst war movie ever made. And this guy knew his war movies. He thought the dog fighting scenes were too graphic, and also said he would never watch another war movie after viewing that. He didn't like it.
So there you have it, what is crappy to one, is a great movie to another. I haven't seen my friend in 25 years. Would be interesting to see what he says about what is the crappiest movie. He would probably have a strong opinion about his answer.
Btw, movies he did like were Bullitt, King Rat, The Great Escape, Battle of the Bulge, A Bridge too Far. Just about all of 'em except for the Blue Max.
Les
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter
After getting a haircut, Jesus checks into an apartment provided by the church. He is carrying firewood home, to carve into stakes, when a jeep pulls up and the Son of God is attacked; thirty atheists pour out of the jeep to surround our hero. Faced with very real proof of a divine force, who appears to have trained at Shaolin, the atheists get their butts whooped.
Mary then joins the effort. While finding some less conspicuous clothing for Christ they see Maxine and follow her back to a hospital. Dr. Praetorious is there, grafting the skin from slaughtered lesbians onto a comatose vampire. He also smears bits of this and that on his face while working.
Jesus and Mary give chase to Maxine and Johnny after the two vampires feast on a number of lesbians.Now things get really weird, as God summons Santos to help Jesus fight the vampires. The star of Mexican wrestling is accompanied by theme music when his private plane lands at the airport. The two chat amiably, then visit a nightclub. Christ takes the stage to perform and happens to glance in the mirror. Only Santos and Gloria appear! The club is filled with vampires! During the fight Santos is put to sleep by Maxine's magical powder, meaning that Jesus has no choice; he surrenders himself to the unholy defilers.
I like that plot! Any skin? Probably not, seeing as how it was made in Canada and the Canadian filmmakers are all a bunch of goody-two-shoes (http://us.imdb.com/List?endings=on&&locations=Ottawa,%20Ontario,%20Canada&&heading=18;with+locations+including;Ottawa,%20Ontario,%20Canada).
IMDB's plot summary is: "Plot Outline: Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming." w00-h0o!
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Tommy (The Who) sucked
To Be or Not To Be (Mel Brooks)really sucked
Pulp Fiction (John Travolta) mega sucked
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Then there was the "South Park Movie." Watched even less of that a few nights ago
noway you donkey raping shet eater! <-- quote from the movie South Park the movie rocks you bunch of uncle fekers! If you dont like south park, you must be a shet eating rectal wart.. 8)
OOooo Saa-tan, ooooOOO Satan!!! Come over here and twist on my nipples while I torture this lil'piggy!
Blame Canada!!
Cartman: buuuuttt Mommm!! that movie has warped my fragile little mind.
The candian goverment has appologized on many occasions on behalf of Bryan Adams....
Pilot to bombbadier..... Pilot to bombbadier........
Bombs ready buddy!!
Whats not to like... that movie kept and still can keep me in stitches. It loving rocks!
k
AoM
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Catch-22 was utter crap and made me cringe. Never has a film been mis-cast to the extent of that pile of ****.
Anything with Adam Sandler in it.
Dumb and Dumber is perhaps the most over-rated film of all time. Everything in it has been done a million, trillion times before and done much better.
Zoolander was actually quite good, although I was drunk at the time.
Once upon a time in Mexico (recent one with Banderas, Selma Hayek) was truly awful.
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The Three Amigos. Ughhh
Pulp Fiction. Even worse
Matrix: Regurgitated. (at least I could laugh at Plan 9)
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Pulp Fiction? That was awesome, not as good as the Cable Guy , but close.
The only movie(s) I turned off was the last 2 Star Wars. 5 minutes is a record, and free on Charter Cable.
The Matrix 2nd movie I couldn't walk out on,(theater) but I wanted too.
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Pulp Fiction was one of the few movies I ever walked out on. After an hour of sitting there telling myself, It has to get better", I gave up.
I have since discovered that anything by Queentin Farentino is not worth my time or money.
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Sorry you didn't take to heart,but Pulp Fiction is the greatest "Film" in the last 20 years...Buy the manuscript if you can't take the satirical screen violence.
WUSS!:D
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You're entiltled to your opinion SirLoin and I have mine. I see nothing entertaining about Pulp Fiction. I found it trite and completely without merit.
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Nothing Entertaining?
Uma Thurman damn near brought out my solo-self again, and Im married.
You better have not bought the Harry potter DVD.
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much jumped ! Pulp around Fiction to
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
You're entiltled to your opinion SirLoin and I have mine. I see nothing entertaining about Pulp Fiction. I found it trite and completely without merit.
It may have been trite... but it was well written and the feel for real conversation was simply awesome. I could see someone seeing no redeaming value in the move and totally hating it. But it isn't anything near a "worst" status. It's just too well written.
I thought Thin Red Line was a flaming pile of poo. Though, I'd never give it "crappiest movie" status. I'd never see it again, but I think there was enough there to raise it above the bottom of the barrel.
Most of the movies listed here were good on some level. All except Dumb and Dumberer which is absolutely the crappiest movie of all times. Further discussion on the topic is futile.
MiniD
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Magnolia still gives me the creeps.
Was looking forward to this movie as it had a lot of the cast from Boogie Nights, and the same writer / director, Paul Thomas Anderson. I remember hoping for at least ONE joke somewhere in this three hour mope-fest, but no dice. I couldn't even laugh at the way it was filmed, or the acting like I can with a typically bad movie. It had a lot of promise for some good scenes and memorable lines a la Boogie Nights (Buck's sales pitch for the TK 421 at the stereo store is one of my favorite scenes). I wasn't looking for a comedy, but I thought one of the nice things about movies is that they show you things you don't typically see day to day. This was a case study of losers, which isn't bad, but these were BOOORING losers. None of the characters had any endearing qualities - none - they all SUCKED! AAAAGHHH! I HATE YOU! WHEN IS SOMETHING GOING TO EXPLODE? WHERE ARE THE ALIENS? AAAAAGHHHH! I know I don't understand the message of the movie, but I don't really care. If you're going to show me how much life can suck sometimes, OK, but life can also be funny - even in small ways - from time to time. Most film makers know this and balance out the depressing scenes with a little humor so it doesn't feel like a freaking funeral or a root canal the whole time. I can't type anymore about this crappy film except to say I wish I hadn't sat there to the end for the great ending that wasn't. I could have better used that extra hour chewing on tinfoil or squirting lemon juice in my eyes, it would've been less painful.
I think Maddox (http://maddox.xmission.com/) should review this movie, he can do it way better than me.
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Neat thing about opinions; we all got one. As the thread topic suggested. What was the worst you have ever seen? Welp, I never saw Dumb and Dumberer, so I cannot comment to that.
In the list of movies I have seen, I rate Pulp Fiction as one of the worst I have ever seen.
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Originally posted by Maniac
Clock work orange
Now that was pure CRAP!
Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain, or nozh or britva, any time, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.
Worst movie ever - 7 Years in Tibet, thank goodness it wasn't 8 years.
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The hulk is still the worst in my opionion, whats really sad about it, is it was clear they where tryng to make a "good" movie and had a good cast.
Ang lee or what the **** ever his name is sucks my balls
I should have know after seeing farting dragon barfing tiger or whatever that other stupid movie he mad was. It should be up here somewhere.
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Originally posted by Dowding
Anything with Adam Sandler in it.
Try 'Punch Drunk Love'
On a completly different league from all the other crap he has done. Very good.
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Any thing with any cast memeber of Dawson's creek, or Bev hills 90210.....hands down.
take "Varsity Blues" for example.......
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Oh puuuuuuhleeease, you people don't even come close, although admittedly you've named some real stinkers! Mondo Magic is the worst movie ever made, hands down!
http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0183466/
If you've never seen it, rent it just to say you have. Blockbuster has it sometimes.
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Magnolia
The Rock
Armaggeddon
U-571
Episode I
Lots of worst movies...
But I can't give a 'worst' award to a movie made without money, time or both.
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Originally posted by SOB
We're both right...yours is also a bad movie. Just not as bad as Entrapment. One of the many lowlights of dumberer for me was the tooth. Was it intentional that it was obviously colored over for the part that was supposed to be chipped off? It had to be...please tell me it was intentional. :(
I heard that JC actually had a dentist remove a part of his tooth.
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From what I heard, he actually chipped it as a kid and had a cap on the tooth...he just had the dentist remove the cap.
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Sorry Animal, but it's Sandler's face that has a reaction with me. I get this irrational desire to punch it.
Is Magnolia that very long film with Cruise in it? He plays this 'male ego re-affirmation' guru guy? I thought that part was hilarious. The rest of the film was a bit sappy, but no worse than say American Beauty (which was ok).
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Originally posted by deSelys
Magnolia
Oh dear god, sweet jesus, it's all coming back to me now
THE PAIN THE PAIN!
My friend Paul was in film school when we went to see that bloated whale carcas of a movie. Paul is 180 degrees from me in most respects, so when we can both hate a movie, it's a real testament.
-Sik
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FattiKop
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Dowding, you must have forgotten the frog rain after 120 min of utter boredom... icing on the cake.
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Yeah, Magnolia had Cruise in it, one of the reasons I thought it would be good (William H. Macy too). Really a waste of a great cast, oh well. American Beauty, while heavy, made its points more subtly and gave me a chance to laugh once in awhile (drive through scene where Spacey gives his wife and her lover their food :lol ).
Now a question for the ages: Which is better, The Godfather or The Godfather Part II? (Godfather III and the chronological version of GF I and GF II shown on TV don't count). If I had only one to take to a desert island I'd have to go with the Godfather II.
"Fredo, you're my brother and I love you, but don't ever take sides against the family again...ever."
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Looking back, I was drunk by the end of Magnolia. Think that was the time when me and an ex-gf would watch films with a fair few beers. Come to think of it I watched Zoolander that way too. Pearl Harbour lasted 20 minutes though.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Neat thing about opinions; we all got one. As the thread topic suggested. What was the worst you have ever seen? Welp, I never saw Dumb and Dumberer, so I cannot comment to that.
In the list of movies I have seen, I rate Pulp Fiction as one of the worst I have ever seen.
Thread asked for crappiest skuzzy. Like I said... it's not a matter of like and dislike. Hating a movie doesn't make it crappy.
Not liking a story line is one thing... not liking the acting is another... while not liking the script is yet another. Finding a move that has zero skill in any of those areas is difficult. I can see how someone would hate a movie based on any two of the above conflicting with their taste... but I just can't see how Pulp Fiction would hit on all 3 of them.
You're simply wrong skuzzy. You loved Pulp Fiction.
MiniD
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Skuzzy...don't bother replying to deja anymore. He has told you that you are wrong. No more discussion or comments are necessary. You might be the BBS adminstrator..but MiniD is the self appointed God of the BBS.
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Ok, so waht was wrong with pulp fiction? i really dont get your point of views guys...
Seen it many many times... please enlighten me...
Yarbles, great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain, or nozh or britva, any time, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. It stands to reason, I won't have it.
Curval must be drunk, cant make out anything of this post :p
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Originally posted by Curval
Skuzzy...don't bother replying to deja anymore. He has told you that you are wrong. No more discussion or comments are necessary. You might be the BBS adminstrator..but MiniD is the self appointed God of the BBS.
LOL! you kill me chip.
MiniD
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mini d your the only person i know who could have a argument in this sort of thread...
anyway...you should all go and try get a copy of the young visitors...especcially if you need a way to get rid of that annoying relative...
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You need to read the thread a little more carefully then vorticon. There's what you say and what you see. The two seem to be quite different.
MiniD
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One mans crap is another man's gold. If you like movies that are so bad they're great, and live in the area, check out B-Fest (http://www.b-fest.com/). It's like 24 hours straight of live MST3K.
A real stunner was shown a few years back: "Greasers Place." Just imagine Sydney from MASH as a hip 1972 funkster Vaudville Jesus set in the old west. Robert Downey Sr. (guess where Jr. got it from/he has a bit part as a child here too) and a few friends made it in 1972 with their own money in what had to be some sort of running coke binge. It even left the b-fest crowd stunned. Toni Basil was neat as a topless indian girl.
main Characters as noted at Bad Movies.org:
Jessy - Christ wearing a zoot suit. You don't believe me? Keep reading heretic; it just gets less coherent.
The Father - The lead part of the Trinity, he enjoys lazy afternoons shooting hapless women with his air rifle. As in pantomiming holding a rifle and firing, he doesn't shoot people with a real BB gun. Honestly, why would you think that? God walking around shooting people with a BB gun. Ludicrous!
The Holy Ghost - Bet you didn't know he wears a sheet (with holes cut out for the eyes and mouth) and black derby. Displays an attitude about his lot in theology and why not? Everybody understands the Father and the Son, but the Spirit gets little press.
Lamy Homo - He could be Greaser's illegitimate son. Keeps getting killed, but Jessy brings the little guy back to life every time. His description of the afterlife has me rather worried.
Cholera - Daughter to the evil Mr. Greaser and main attraction at the Palace. She might represent the Church of England. Maybe. I think. Regardless of that artsy stuff, she is capable of having multiple orgasms with all her clothes on.
The Pioneer Woman - When God first kills your family and then is continuously shooting you, life looks bleak. Bottom line is that she is wandering around the desert while God tortures her for no obvious reason. Guess whom she represents?
A French Padre, a Male Nun, the Agent Morris, Vernon, the Man Who Couldn't Crawl, and others - Man, this movie is weird.
Seaweedhead Greaser - Constipated owner of the theater/saloon who represents the Catholic Church. (I'm going to try and explain all this in the plot section, but you will soon understand why I'm doomed to failure.)
The Review (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/click/movie-1008732/reviews.php?critic=all&sortby=default&page=1&rid=801666)
Priceless Dialog (http://www.badmovies.org/movies/greasers/greasers2.wav)
And a clip (http://multimedia.badmovies.org/moviesi/greasers1.mpg)
BTW, Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky" is pretty good too :)
Charon
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LOL, apparently Mini didn't use enough smilies for the slower readers out there.
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The title of the the thread is, "whats the crappiest movie youve ever seen".
I stated what I think to fit that category of movies I have seen. From your description mini, I would say Pulp hit all three. I have sat through some movies I wish I hadn't, but just could not sit through that one. It was bad on so many levels I could not find anything to make me stay and watch it.
Oh,..I know you are baiting me. But what the heck. :D
I admit to not knowing what people find good about it as well.
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
I have since discovered that anything by Queentin Farentino is not worth my time or money.
Might I recommend "From Dawn to Dusk" as a Tarrentino movie that definitely has its moments.
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It was bad on so many levels I could not find anything to make me stay and watch it.
The heroine OD, was priceless!
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Originally posted by Holden McGroin
thirty atheists pour out of the jeep to surround our hero. Faced with very real proof of a divine force, who appears to have trained at Shaolin, the atheists get their butts whooped.
Ha HA! I made out with the head atheist chick at a dance club once, and flew the plane that Santos arrives in! :D
Some of my wife's and mine other friends from our goth days are in that movie as well. :)
And your wrong, it was the best movie EVAR!
Crappiest film? "Doom Generation"
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Boxing Helena. I am still trying to get those 90 minutes of my life back (or however long that craptacular movie was).
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
It was bad on so many levels I could not find anything to make me stay and watch it.
Oh,..I know you are baiting me. But what the heck. :D
I admit to not knowing what people find good about it as well.
But bacon tastes good... pork chops taste good...
-Sik
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bacon tastes best on ground beef patties that were fried in the bacon fat
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Thomas The Tank Engine and the Magic Railroad.
I have seen corpses with more emotion than Peter Fonda and Alec Baldwin just reinforced my opinion of him as the biggest retard in film today.
The sad part is your average four year old loves the flick which means constant reperformances of this pile of Dreck before he gets big enough to realize that this is crap.
It gets to the point that I wish the freaking diesel would crush me.
(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00004VW6I.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
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noooo! George Carlin is the conductor!
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I consider The Godfather and The Godfather pt. II as my all-time favorite movie. When I am channel surfing and come across it being aired I will watch it. I can't really say that about any other movie EXCEPT The Right Stuff. I know pt. III gets a lot of raspberries but the heart of the story is what I like. Michael Corleone coming to grips with his past and dealing with his mortality, acknowledging his buried feelings for Kay, and trying to get the family legit only to be subterfuged by, of all things, the Vatican. Plus, Pacino's cry/scream at the end of the movie is one of the best acting moments ever captured on film. If nothing else, that scene makes the movie watchable. Sophia Coppola couldn't act her way out of a but I admit I really do like pt. III.
Also, has anyone else mentioned Battlefield:Earth?
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If documentaries count, it was without a doubt "Keep the river on your right."
This movie is about a jewish new yorker who went to South America in the 60's or 70's to live with a primitive tribe. He wanted to experience their culture, so he stayed with them for several months living as they did, even going on a raid where some members of another tribe were killed and eaten. He says he didn't kill anyone, but did eat some of their flesh. Now older than dirt, the documentary chronicles his return to visit this tribe a few years ago.
As the viewer soon learns, our daring protagonist turned the natives on to his culture as well. He's fruitier than Liberace, and had a tearful reunion with his gay indigenous lover sporting a bone through his nose.
(http://www.keeptheriver.com/images/still_03.jpg)
I have to admit, however, that this movie is good for a few unintended-by-the-makers laughs.
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I have a new worst movie....Head. Starring The Monkees. Made absolutely no sense, not the least bit funny. It was painful to watch.
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"Kongo"... Should really have been mentioned in the few first posts. All the marketing that preceded that movie and it turned out to be a ghastly stinker. Everything was wrong - acting, script, effects... Still remember a guy in the theatre shouting "Get the f**** out of those damned monkeysuits!!"