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Title: Why?
Post by: Habu on December 04, 2003, 09:40:00 AM
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Title: Why?
Post by: LePaul on December 04, 2003, 09:46:49 AM
How come Madame Cleo never saw the Federal Officers coming to get her?

Why do stores open 24/7 have locks on the doors?

If everything tastes like chicken, what's chicken taste like?

Why oh WHY did they cast a chick to play STARBUCK in the new Battestar Galactica!!! UGH!
Title: Why?
Post by: Habu on December 04, 2003, 09:49:17 AM
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Title: Why?
Post by: Dux on December 04, 2003, 09:51:04 AM
Why are there Braille instructions on drive-up ATMs?
Title: Why?
Post by: gofaster on December 04, 2003, 10:08:21 AM
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Originally posted by LePaul
Why oh WHY did they cast a chick to play STARBUCK in the new Battestar Galactica!!! UGH!


For the potential cheesecake scenes, of course.

And besides, everybody likes to watch a woman in a slugfest.

(http://www.scifi.com/battlestar/images/downloads/images/bgpic_19.jpg)
Title: Why?
Post by: ravells on December 04, 2003, 10:09:27 AM
How well do hotcakes sell?
Title: Why?
Post by: Sikboy on December 04, 2003, 10:14:59 AM
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Originally posted by LePaul


Why oh WHY did they cast a chick to play STARBUCK in the new Battestar Galactica!!! UGH!


Yep... They Uterized Boomer too. ****ers

-Sik
Title: Why?
Post by: Torque on December 04, 2003, 10:17:01 AM
Why is Mercury considered a toxic everywhere but your mouth.:aok
Title: Why?
Post by: jonnyb on December 04, 2003, 11:10:02 AM
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Title: Why?
Post by: LePaul on December 04, 2003, 11:14:34 AM
What would grow if you plant birdseed?
Title: Why?
Post by: ra on December 04, 2003, 11:51:10 AM
Where do you get seeds to plant navel orange trees?
Title: Why?
Post by: AKIron on December 04, 2003, 11:53:18 AM
Why is it called Aces High?
Title: Why?
Post by: capt. apathy on December 04, 2003, 11:55:19 AM
why do they wear "a pair of panties" but only one bra?
Title: Why?
Post by: Dnil on December 04, 2003, 12:06:58 PM
oh god its a Gallagher thread.


why is it called a building when its already built.
Title: Why?
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 04, 2003, 12:11:09 PM
Why is it that everytime Im on the john, the phone rings?
Title: Why?
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 04, 2003, 02:10:56 PM
Pyschics, like Ninjas, rarely use their powers unless provoked.
Title: Why?
Post by: deSelys on December 04, 2003, 03:32:53 PM
Why doesn't phonetic spell like it sounds?
Title: Why?
Post by: Sikboy on December 04, 2003, 04:09:04 PM
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Pyschics, like Ninjas, rarely use their powers unless provoked.


Snipers too!

-Sik
Title: Why?
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 04, 2003, 04:21:21 PM
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Originally posted by Sikboy
Snipers too!

-Sik


Which are all totally unlike Pirates who will flip out and shoot people with lazer guns without the slightest provacation while porking softly.
Title: Why?
Post by: Zapata on December 04, 2003, 04:21:49 PM
Why do "flesh colored" band-aids only come in Caucasian?
Title: Why?
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 04, 2003, 04:23:26 PM
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Originally posted by Zapata
Why do "flesh colored" band-aids only come in Caucasian?


Because 'black Barbie' never caught on.
Title: Re: Why?
Post by: Mini D on December 04, 2003, 04:27:41 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Habu
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
More importantly, would you trust a psychic that didn't have "won lotteries in 14 states" on their resume?

MiniD
Title: Why?
Post by: Maniac on December 04, 2003, 04:34:18 PM
Why am i drunk every day?
Title: Why?
Post by: JB73 on December 04, 2003, 04:41:24 PM
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Originally posted by LePaul
Why oh WHY did they cast a chick to play STARBUCK in the new Battestar Galactica!!! UGH!
WHA?!?!??!?!?!?!

no "Face" ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!??!?!

thats IT i am offically boycotting battlestar galatica GRRRR

those DORKS!

thats like having a female chewbacca!

almost as bad as a woman captian of the uss enterprise (WHoops they did that with that boitck janeway)




the above comments were NOT done by JB73 and in No way is he a sci-fi dork like those losers in the triumph comic dog insults star wars dorks video.



at least IM not making an R2D2
Title: Why?
Post by: Gunslinger on December 04, 2003, 09:06:38 PM
its neither a rhode nor an Island....why is it named as such

why did kamakazi pilots were flight helmuts?