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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Sox62 on December 05, 2003, 01:57:11 AM
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Don't ask me how I found this.Skuzzy,forgive me....lol.
This isn't safe for work-but nothing harmful in looking at the topics in the forum.
http://www.stripperweb.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=general_ladiesonly
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All I know is this,
When I die, I am comming back as a pole in a strip club!
:D :D
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I got more insight in 15 posts then in 22 years on this earth. Facinating!
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THANK YOU FOR THE LINK !!!!!
<-- closet lez perv trapped in a mans body
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OMG!!!! The Strippers are organizing! soon they will take over the world!!!
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OMG x 2!!!
SLUTS!!!!!
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!
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Greatest BBS ever. Airhead are you man enough to troll there?
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Funkypants already has bait in the water........
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they need a hobby. D&D is good...
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Guys call me " Captain Funkypants" but I am a professional male dancer FOR WOMEN, and I don't like the moniker btw.
I have made a good living regardless, just that I am unhappy I get more hits from husbands than the ladies I I work hours for.
Clubs should imo make more regulations about when ladies night starts and when it ends. I understand the BAR CASh TILLl monitary logistics, but would appreciate more time to collect my tips before it becomes a husband/boyfriend pickup scene.
I'm close to quiting.
MUAHAHAH LMAO :lol
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Guys call me " Captain Funkypants" but I am a professional male dancer FOR WOMEN, and I don't like the moniker btw.
I have made a good living regardless, just that I am unhappy I get more hits from husbands than the ladies I I work hours for.
Clubs should imo make more regulations about when ladies night starts and when it ends. I understand the BAR CASh TILLl monitary logistics, but would appreciate more time to collect my tips before it becomes a husband/boyfriend pickup scene.
I'm close to quiting.
MUAHAHAH LMAO :lol
ROFL!!! OH*MY*GAWD!! Funked, did you post that?
If you did dude, you're my hero!
Man I'm still laughing as I type this. :rofl
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LOL DAMN YOU CREAMO!
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"Too good to be true."
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Where's the link?
Was it Creamo?
Oh man still laughing here grabbing tissues for my eyes!
edit: okay the link works for me.
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Bwaahahahahahahaha. Even better:
Some girl posts a thread saying she walks around nekkid at home and wants to know if other strippers do the same.......
reply comes back:
"too cold, and I don't like leaving snail trails on the furniture!"
:rofl :lol
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-9/48257/20029211530-0-Swoop.gif)
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I got my revenge.
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Creamo did post there...it's rather funny
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!! SCORE ONE FOR CREAMO LOL :D :D
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LOL-I knew I could count on you guys.:aok
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Aw, what happened to the post?
"This topic doesn't exist on this board. 1070719709 : 194."
(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-9/48257/20029211530-0-Swoop.gif)
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I think it's very polite of you to ask first, but I doubt that it's that big of a deal. I guess you can wait and see what the other ladies think. By the way, you look great! and welcome to stripperweb.
LMAO. Somebody likes funked's 'picture' :D
[edit]: swoop, check again, works fine.[/edit]
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They booted me, damn.
Captain Funkypants sounded like a guy your grandma would pay to see too.
Hell, I'd still pay!
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http://www.stripperweb.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=general_ladiesonly;action=display;num=1070739284 (http://www.stripperweb.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=general_ladiesonly;action=display;num=1070739284)
:rofl Darn i almost lost bodily funtions on that one ....:rofl
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WOW.....I would have been fooled!
Of course you can post here.....I think therefore i am. Don't forget that one. You can post here because you are a lady.
No bones about it
LOL
classic :D
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ROFL!
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They deleted the funkypants posts. There was areply in the "boyfriend a sex addict" thread. Funkypants said he masturbates will thinking about Gordo......
Was that Creamo or Funked?
I take it the poster "creamo" is Funked's revenge?
You could have posted a disclaimer,,,,,, yuck!!!!!!!!!
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Troll of the month candidate there ....
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Originally posted by Batz
They deleted the funkypants posts. There was areply in the "boyfriend a sex addict" thread. Funkypants said he masturbates will thinking about Gordo......
LOL I missed that.
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Oh man one of them PMed me asking for advice for her TS husband... I feel crappy now.
Naaah I'm still laughing my bellybutton off. :)
Women are gullible. Strippers... OMG.
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Some interesting threads on that board. I dated a stripper for awhile years back and she was totally different in 'out of club' attitude than the girls/guys/Creamo's posting at the site.
Either way - youve got to do it once - its a friggen blast. :D
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lol, the Funkypants masturbating thinking about Gordo was nice. I'm a bad drunk.
Gotta check the ribs, but damn that was key.
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The Mrs Roo is one also , She finally stopped Dancing when our baby Roo was born, but she is still involved in it ... There basically two types of women involved in that profession the stupid drug addicts and the profesional no nonsense types, the best ones look at dancing as an art form along with the fact they have total control over your paycheck and dont have to marry you for it .
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Oh man one of them PMed me asking for advice for her TS husband... I feel crappy now.
Paste it here so we can read it......
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
The Mrs Roo is one also , She finally stopped Dancing when our baby Roo was born, but she is still involved in it ... There basically two types of women involved in that profession the stupid drug addicts and the profesional no nonsense types, the best ones look at dancing as an art form along with the fact they have total control over your paycheck and dont have to marry you for it .
Rgr that - a WHOLE lot of stuff you dont want to be dealing with in the industry. She totally altered my view of titty bars - stories of girls that couldnt dance without getting coked up - manager 'blackmail' - all sorts of dirty ****.
Oddly enough I met her while she was dancing - which seems to be go against the 'professional/hardass/shake your money maker' mentality.
Man was she good too... puts my current fireball to shame. :mad:
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ROFLMAO i found creamo's post!!!!!!
chk out this thread though:
http://www.stripperweb.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=general_general;action=display;num=1070536169
the avatar for the 10th person to post .. sapphire
LOL
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now thats an avi ...
http://www.fiercedesign.net/photo133.gif (http://www.fiercedesign.net/photo133.gif)
Edit is that better
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That's gonna get this thread locked or removed.
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
now thats an avi ...
http://www.fiercedesign.net/photo133.gif
mmmm but who dares first use it here !
(not me im on probation already lol)
i still thank you for the link
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I fixed mine ... better fix yours JB73
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fixed
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funked that's just wrong
Where's the funkypants thread?
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If i really wanted to get banned Ive got a whole pile of Mrs Roo Pics that would get me there really fast ... (or everyone begging for more)
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Funk needs more bartime with his ladies, can't see how that's a bad thing. He's got a light thong and rent to pay.
(burn THAT image into your minds) THAT's wrong.
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omg creamos post is fantastic
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Originally posted by Creamo
Funk needs more bartime with his ladies, can't see how that's a bad thing. He's got a light thong and rent to pay.
(burn THAT image into your minds) THAT's wrong.
You ever see Kingpin?
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Didn't get a chance to see the funkypants post :(
Creamo, if you're attending the '04 Con, I owe you a beer. Thats downright ****ing hilarious :D
"Dude, you're a girl." I read that and hear Aerosmith playing in the background...
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Just to clarify, The lame bellybutton "funkypants" posts were made by Creamo, and the brilliant revenge "creamo" post was made by me. I am RULAR of teh Intardnet.
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lol. then you both get a beer. or in funked's case, cheap vodka =]
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Creamo likes cheap vodka even more than I do. But he drinks his with girly diet soda instead of manly Red Bull or Mt. Dew.
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that post still gets the "troll of the month award "
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Try Red Bull and Captain - fantastic. Way better than the Russian ****.
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Originally posted by JB73
ROFLMAO i found creamo's post!!!!!!
chk out this thread though:
http://www.stripperweb.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=general_general;action=display;num=1070536169
the avatar for the 10th person to post .. sapphire
LOL
Link does not work.
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Yeah this UBB software corrupts that URL if you try to put it in a message. Just go to stripperweb.com and look in the ladies only forum.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Yeah this UBB software corrupts that URL if you try to put it in a message. Just go to stripperweb.com and look in the ladies only forum.
NM... I found it...
LOL
SobofaH... LMAO...
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Originally posted by JB73
mmmm but who dares first use it here !
(not me im on probation already lol)
i still thank you for the link
Given my avatar - i'm the most logical canidate! But before that can happen someone needs to shrink it to 64 x 64 - its just over the file limit size
Wolfala
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SobofaH... LMAO... now who ... put that one in ?? lmao ....
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sry about busted link
umm the ladies only forum, any post by sapphire lol
SOB you dork LOL you gonna get us busted.
just hope they dont find this board and figure it out.
wait what am i thinking they wont find us they're stripper chicks.. like they'd have a clue.
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Originally posted by Wolfala
Given my avatar - i'm the most logical canidate! Its on me folks!
Wolfala
good luck LOL!
i put $20 it wont last throught the night.
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Originally posted by JB73
sry about busted link
umm the ladies only forum, any post by sapphire lol
SOB you dork LOL you gonna get us busted.
just hope they dont find this board and figure it out.
wait what am i thinking they wont find us they're stripper chicks.. like they'd have a clue.
The Mrs Roo is getting as much of Laff outta this as you guys are :rofl
Ole Creamie better wait then think up a good one to keep that troll going or ya gunna lose it ... (its on the edge at the moment )
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That web does have a gallary. Some are very hot but most are dogs
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Sob went in like a bull in china shop. They will probrably delete the thread soon. I bet Funked could of got a week out of it.
Try to salvage it Funked.........
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Dude if you think my "pic" was bad: http://www.stripperweb.com/gallery/christina1970pink/Christina_bikini_1
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Go fer broke, I say.
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Too late, busted. But it will still be funny watching the really dumb ones argue with the less dumb ones over whether it is a troll or not.
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I wonder what a dude like that thinks when they look at themselves in pics like the "red mini" one.
Do they take themselves seriously?
**** like that has me crying laughing.
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You can still save it if your carefull i bet ... just gotta keep the rest of the trolls away for a few days .. that would really get them going ...
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My heart's not in it. The lady asking me to advise her husband was so pathetic...
Anyways I don't have a big problem with strippers. They never ripped me off too badly.
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Yes, you've lost the advantage. It's moving to neutral. Punch out before they witch-hunt you.
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Creamo, did you post the one Hi Ladies???, posted by Creamo, thats just ewww:aok
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man, they got way more and cooler smilies than we do!
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guess it has lost its' fun bmmer...
i tried to spur it on and keep it going with 2 posts there (my pathesti attempt at humor yet seroius anough for those broads to think im real... under CPID witchwoman taken from the sinefeld episode where elaine wants a "song" LOL)
oh well im stoopid...
im going to keep the charecter alive and in about 2-3 weeks say i started "dating" the pilot.
i'll tell em all he does is talk in "fighter speak" when in bed.. yelling "check 6!" when going at it doggy style.
ill see how long i can keep it going ... keep an eye out there!
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lmao:rofl CHECK 6!!!! lol
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they found us lol
chk the thread "creamo" started. they got a link to this thread LMFAO
PWN3D
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if you were involved in the stripper thing,.,,,
disable EMAIL through the baord.. thry are planning an email counter attack
they already posted "creamo"s email on the board LOL
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Yeah Deez ratted us out. Not sure how he got Creamo's email.
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lol sorry arsed deezcamp couldnt sell us all on the virtues of xplane decides to sellout funked and creamo.
Every where he goes hes a pos......
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Yeah Deez ratted us out. Not sure how he got Creamo's email.
who the F is "deez"??? what a dork lol...
is he a former player?
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search deezcamp and/or xplane.
I belioeve he was banned from this bbs.
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Eh big deal, what are those sluts going to do, come beat us up? The smart ones already figured it out. I hope they come troll here, would be hilarious.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Eh big deal, what are those sluts going to do, come beat us up? The smart ones already figured it out. I hope they come troll here, would be hilarious.
rofl
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Well c'mon now boys, why don't you join us in chat tonight on SW so we can all have a good laugh? I'm sure you can come up with some damn witty conversation there! God knows you people are the cream of the crop and all, finding other's forums and posting unbelievable bulls***. Wow, you must all have some big f***ing balls! I envy you, really!:aok
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Rofl, some of you couldn't troll your way out of a paper bag. Yet you try anyhow, and ruin it for the ones who can.
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Oh, now you guys have done it!
They're coming!
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Oh, now you guys have done it!
They're coming!
The Strippers are coming! The Strippers are coming!
Run for the hills!
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Originally posted by Megan001
God knows you people are the cream of the crop and all, finding other's forums and posting unbelievable bulls***.
Actually it was believed. Some where even PM'ing for advice it was said.
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Heh, anyone predict this twist? :)
Mmmm.. the roots of a rare BBS rivalry? AH and AGW? AH and SW? :D
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Naa the smart ones had figured it out. A couple of people got a little heavy-handed.
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Well now that others are viewing this thread, perhaps I could get some advice...
When I fly, I use a leather thong... how do I maneuver without getting chaffed?
Nah, I can just ask the Baron Von GrossenArsch.
If I fly naked, how can I safely remove the smell of bellybutton from the leather interior?
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Hey guys-
Indeed we have better smilies at SW. Creamo, you sure do fabricate a lovely tstv. Freudian? If I were a man, I would wish I had a ***** too. Can't blame you. Ah well. I hope you guys always love strippers. Thanks to all who have helped pay our bills.
Doing my part for my community,
red-meat
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LOL, this is beautiful! I hope this doesn't mean the price of lap dances will go up the next time I visit the, umm, club.
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SOB, special discount for you... '04 con. ;)
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LMAO
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They still haven’t figured out that creamo posted over at SW as Funkypants, and in return Funked posted over at SW as creamo.
If they read this funked and creamo were more taking shots at each other rather then just trolling your forum.
So you may feel a bit used but no more then usual.
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You know they are actually pretty cool. The one gal told me to just stop posting in the Ladies Only Forum. LOL
Deez is now saying he's not Deez. :rolleyes:
Pretty funny to see someone blowing the whistle on people for hiding behind an alias and pretending to be somebody they aren't, when the person blowing the whistle is doing the same exact thing. *****.
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Tutto il mondo e` paese.
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Hey Megan if we go to the chat will you talk like a pirate?
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HARRRRRRR!
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Hey Megan if we go to the chat will you talk like a pirate?
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
arggggg!!
i put on my robe and wizard hat!
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FDB's Makin' Friends - AmbASSadors of teh Intardnet
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lol deez aint deezcamp eh ..... :rolleyes:
he uses the the same "deez" nic at simhq............
Oh well, personally I love strippers. They are some of the best things we import from Canada......
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Some of you came back and well, made it look like some half assed apology; and I can understand your having fun. But for christ's sake, is there really a need to call us sluts and bull**** like that? C'mon, have your fun, but try to be tactful and have some respect. You guys really have no idea what kind of people we really are. Humans like the rest, but I'm not so sure about you....:confused:
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We're not all nerds either. Most, but not all. :)
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Originally posted by Batz
lol deez aint deezcamp eh ..... :rolleyes:
he uses the the same "deez" nic at simhq............
Oh well, personally I love strippers. They are some of the best things we import from Canada......
It is entirely possible that "deez" is creamo or someone that posted in here and just made the ultimate troll
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Redmeat-
Fantastic sig line. If i was clapping, I would have no need for this bbs, or much of anything else really.
And I do honestly think Funked (who posted as Creamo) is a closet tranny.
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Holy crap...Funked is a heshe?! OK, I guess I knew this all along.
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Hey it pays the bills.
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Some of you came back and well, made it look like some half assed apology; and I can understand your having fun. But for christ's sake, is there really a need to call us sluts and bull**** like that? C'mon, have your fun, but try to be tactful and have some respect. You guys really have no idea what kind of people we really are. Humans like the rest, but I'm not so sure about you....
personally i dont believe i made any negative comments directed @ strippers.
if i did im sorry. i have the utmost respect for you women. your carrer is extreemly demanding and not very rewarding always.
the courage it takes to do what you do is something most of us dont have.
if you do a small search on this board you will see we mostly have very strong viwepoints on things like the abuse of women and such. like int this: http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=102762 thread.
one could say we here are pro-woman.
personally i am the type of man to insist on opening doors, walking street-side, and the like.
if i may be so bold as to say our door here is always open, and you are welcome to speak with myself (an others im sure) about any topic you desire.
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JB you brown noser. :D
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None of you are getting laid out of this. Stop it already. :p
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I think this could only get better if Megan001 is Deez. :D
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This turned out to be much more fun than trolling the BMW forums. At least this time we have women posting back at us instead of some twisted garage carpeters.
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I've known several strippers (dancers, entertainers, whatever the PC name is right now) throughout the years.
Finally met one that actual is college. For a few that I knew that was their line, "I actually go to University of Houston and only strip to pay for school."
Funny thing is I met this stripper in my Chem I class. She mentioned that she worked at the Saint James and that went right over everyone's head except mine. I'm more than old enough to actually enter the place when most of these kids are only 18.
I'm going to have to find a reason to tell my wife that I'm going to Houston for a few hours and I'll go see her perform :aok
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OMG....outstanding. Even THEY are making fun of Rip's post count....
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Originally posted by LePaul
OMG....outstanding. Even THEY are making fun of Rip's post count....
i made sure to let them know about the "missing" 5000 some odd posts too
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Actually most strippers look and act like any other woman outside of work. You guys probably know a stripper, or maybe more than one, and don't have a clue. Alot of the really hot girls you gawk at in 'normal' life are also strippers and you'd never guess.
Your comments about us here only display ignorance.
And yeah, you boys gotta stop posting on the ladies only forum. It says ladies only for a reason.
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I love the huge generalizations being thrown about; this is great :)
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If someone came onto this board and spammed it, guys like funked and creamo would be the first to scream bloody murder.
Yet you think its 'funny' to go to SW and do exactly the same thing, and let it get out of hand until it reaches the stage where you are being nothing short of offensive and obnoxious.
You are a ****ing disgrace.
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Disgrace? And who's the judge of that?
I hope you're not assuming the intardnet has morals!
IMO, if someone is actually offended by a wall of text... well I dont know what to say to that.
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Nah.. guys like funked and creamo spam this board to.. they are like a friggin STD we can't get rid of.
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Ok you guys got busted ....
The mrs Roo suggests you all go spend a night at the local Club and support the Girls ... (they have Kids to support at Xmas also)
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Originally posted by Bridgette
Actually most strippers look and act like any other woman outside of work. You guys probably know a stripper, or maybe more than one, and don't have a clue. Alot of the really hot girls you gawk at in 'normal' life are also strippers and you'd never guess.
Your comments about us here only display ignorance.
And yeah, you boys gotta stop posting on the ladies only forum. It says ladies only for a reason.
*Are* you a lady? :cool:
You give SOB a lapdance and we're out.
:aok
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Originally posted by Urchin
Nah.. guys like funked and creamo spam this board to.. they are like a friggin STD we can't get rid of.
But the itch they cause is so satisfying to scratch!
-SW
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I've never seen a hot stripper in Boston. They must have all moved down south.
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Originally posted by Martlet
I've never seen a hot stripper in Boston. They must have all moved down south.
ill agree to that somewhat...
i had the distinct pleasure of attending "The Glod Club" in atlanta GA before it got shut down.
WOW!!
the most amazing women, even got to know the shooter girl quite well. melissa. she was really nice and we must have talked for an hour!
they definatly were a cut above down there!
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was that before or after you fell off your chair? :D :D
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umm before. remember she was the shooter girl.
i lost count at 12 "shots" of some glowing liquid in a test tube.
for $10 you got a "dance" where she did amazing things with that test tube then puts it in her mouth all the way down, leans over and kissed you. thats when you get the shot.
that was over 7 years ago and i still rememeber every second!
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
The mrs Roo suggests you all go spend a night at the local Club and support the Girls ... (they have Kids to support at Xmas also)
As if she even needed to suggest it. :)
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Hi MeganS
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I would have offered my comments in the ladies'only forum, as that is where you posted your discovery certain members of the Aces High Community were posting under assumed genders/identities, but I am FAR too much of a man to violate the rules on ANY Board.
First of all I apologize for any distress, consternation or bad will between our two Communities as the result of this blatant trolling. I am considered a leader there and am loved by all, so the task of this apology falls squarely upon my broad, muscular shoulders.
Secondly, you have a snake attempting to ingratiate himself to your Board- and that snake's name is deez. He was banned from our Community at Aces High long ago for attempting to arrange meetings with other members of the Community at local freeway rest stops. He is a sexual deviate, a lower class individual who hates those of us heterosexual males who spurned his advances. He's always lurking in the shadows, kinda like Gollum in "Lord Of The Rings."
Thirdly, I must set the record straight regarding the character of Creamo, Funkypants and SOB. Some of your board members have called them "immature" and "children," among other unflattering names. I was honored to meet these fine gentlemen at a recent Convention, and all of us were delighted to discover our hotel had a very small hot tub.
None of us had brought swimsuits, so we hot tubbed in our briefs.... and I can assure you, these are not "little" boys but are manly men like myself who have been blessed by Nature and genetics.
As we walked through the lobby after hottubbing, wearing only our clinging, wet briefs, all noise ceased as guests and hotel staff alike stared at us in open mouthed amazement... so, please don't think they're immature children... instead think of them as immature adults with really big noodlees.
Once again, on behalf of Funkypants, Creamo and SOB, I apologize, and thank you for taking the time to read my post.
Airhead, here and there.
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Strippers are strippers and tards are tards. The only time they should meet is when the Tards have money in thier hands and the strippers are at work.
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Hey I was just wondering if you trolls are Mormons or fundies or studmuffins...they all seem to look down on strippers too. Never met a normal non-religious het guy who didn't like strippers but I guess there is a first time for everything.
As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.
For those who think the Intardnet has no rules...DO YOU ALSO INSIST IN TYPING IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT ?
Oh...and what else do you simulate?
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Originally posted by vanilla
Hey I was just wondering if you trolls are Mormons or fundies or studmuffins...they all seem to look down on strippers too. Never met a normal non-religious het guy who didn't like strippers but I guess there is a first time for everything.
As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.
For those who think the Intardnet has no rules...DO YOU ALSO INSIST IN TYPING IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT ?
Oh...and what else do you simulate?
I simulate understanding what the heck you just said.
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OH ****, I haven't laughed that hard in a long time. All you amateurs, learn your lesson and learn it well. Airhead is the master.
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Originally posted by vanilla
Hey I was just wondering if you trolls are Mormons or fundies or studmuffins...they all seem to look down on strippers too. Never met a normal non-religious het guy who didn't like strippers but I guess there is a first time for everything.
As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.
For those who think the Intardnet has no rules...DO YOU ALSO INSIST IN TYPING IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT ?
Oh...and what else do you simulate?
Will you marry me?
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Strippers are strippers and tards are tards. The only time they should meet is when the Tards have money in thier hands and the strippers are at work.
:lol
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Originally posted by vanilla
Hey I was just wondering if you trolls are Mormons or fundies or studmuffins...they all seem to look down on strippers too. Never met a normal non-religious het guy who didn't like strippers but I guess there is a first time for everything.
As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.
For those who think the Intardnet has no rules...DO YOU ALSO INSIST IN TYPING IN ALLCAPS BECAUSE YOU LIKE IT ?
Oh...and what else do you simulate?
Why is it strippers can hate men, but you make fun of a stripper and you're labeled a studmuffin?
Oh... can you post some pics?
MiniD
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I like to stimulate the animals at the zoo.
Especially the tigers, when they dig their claws into my back - I know I've truly accomplished something to be proud of.
-SW
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Actually, Mini, you're a studmuffin because you enjoy sexual intercourse with men.
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Uh oh, Funked found a kindred math geek spirit.
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
now thats an avi ...
http://www.fiercedesign.net/photo133.gif (http://www.fiercedesign.net/photo133.gif)
Edit is that better
Thats a clip from a Holly Valance music video (aussie singer).
If its good enough for prime-time TV it should be fine here.
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Originally posted by SOB
Actually, Mini, you're a studmuffin because you enjoy sexual intercourse with men.
I don't enjoy sexual intercourse with men... that's why I always cry when we're together.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Mini D
Why is it strippers can hate men, but you make fun of a stripper and you're labeled a studmuffin?
Oh... can you post some pics?
MiniD
Cos you should worship strippers you tard (well the good looking ones anyway).
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Jesus... the one day I decide not to be a computer nerd this happens.
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Strippers(let's call them by their real name:Tit-bar dancers) are not stupid, they are just scum. They can claim to be "working towards thier education" all they want, but the bottom line is that they they shake their money maker for bucks.
It does not take brains or skills-it takes big tits and a minimal amount of bellybutton zits.
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Mastery Airhead, Mastery.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Strippers(let's call them by their real name:Tit-bar dancers) are not stupid, they are just scum. They can claim to be "working towards thier education" all they want, but the bottom line is that they they shake their money maker for bucks.
It does not take brains or skills-it takes big tits and a minimal amount of bellybutton zits.
That's a bit harsh.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Strippers(let's call them by their real name:Tit-bar dancers) are not stupid, they are just scum. They can claim to be "working towards thier education" all they want, but the bottom line is that they they shake their money maker for bucks.
It does not take brains or skills-it takes big tits and a minimal amount of bellybutton zits.
Gadfly you are the scum. Nobody drags us into strip bars. We go in their of our own free will. Nobody forces us to insert notes into their G's.
As for skill, well I've seen some girls do some whoopee amazing stuff hanging from the pole and/or rafters of Sante Fe (local nudie bar).
Its entertainment pure and simple, and you pays for what you gets. If I go to a strip bar I enjoy it, I am quite aware I am paying for entertainment, nothing less, nothing more.
If you don't understand this perhaps it is you that has the problem.
p.s. My wife also enjoys them.
p.p.s so does Auntie Kay ;)
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Not if you have spent time around them.
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Originally posted by vanilla
As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.
To intergrate (x+1)^2dx from -1 to 1 let u = x+1. Therefore du=(1)dx or simpley dx.
Now we have u^2du. When we intergrate we have 1/3u^3+c. Then we substitue X+1 back in for u.
We now have 1/3(x+1)^3 +c. To evalute this from -1 to 1 we can disregard the constanct,c.
Therefore we have 1/3(1+1)^3 - 1/3(-1+1)^3 = 8/3 - 0 = 8/3.
Viola, integration by substitution.
[edit:] I WANT MY BOZO BUTTON. YOU HAVE TO PIN IT ON MY USING YOUR TEETH. [/edit]
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Yeah, well ask your wife if she would do it, and you will answer your own question.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Not if you have spent time around them.
I've spent enough time around strippers to understand that we are being used and manipulated. It's okay... I know this before I pay the door.
Sometimes it's good to let my inner pig run free for a bit.
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No, no no, it is not the used and manipulated part, that is a given. If you are OK with your Mom, your Sister or your Daughter being a tit-bar dancer, then you can argue with me. If not, you are lying to yourself.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
No, no no, it is not the used and manipulated part, that is a given. If you are OK with your Mom, your Sister or your Daughter being a tit-bar dancer, then you can argue with me. If not, you are lying to yourself.
Actually, I try to go through life without being judgemental of others. If my mother, sister, or daughter want to dance in a strip club, that is their choice and not my own. I will love them nonetheless.
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Ripsnort! I see your sorry bellybutton in the stripper chat room! :rofl
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Perfectly fine with it other than my mom with 1 breast missing wouldn't be a nice sight flopping around on stage.
My wife wouldn't do it, shes too shy, but she quite enjoys going there.
Kay, whos technically my auntie but more like a niece or sister does it online from time to time (and makes good money too), and I helped set her up, did photos for her etc.
One of my good friends girlfriends has got up and done the full monty on amatuer night and quite enjoyed it.
I have enough faith in my family too know they wouldn't end up crack addicts.
Gadfly you sound like one of those guys who likes to be dressed up in nappies and 'punished'.
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Awful big of you, there Sandman. I don't personally care what they do either, but I will not put a patina of respectability on it. It is hard, dirty work, and it is strictly voluntary. In my opinion, if you choose it, you must also accept the stigma that goes with it.
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Not at all. I have spent some time "in the life" and know what it is all about, that is all.
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Originally posted by Kadesh
If someone came onto this board and spammed it, guys like funked and creamo would be the first to scream bloody murder.
Only if his name was hardcase.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Strippers(let's call them by their real name:Tit-bar dancers) are not stupid, they are just scum. They can claim to be "working towards thier education" all they want, but the bottom line is that they they shake their money maker for bucks.
It does not take brains or skills-it takes big tits and a minimal amount of bellybutton zits.
I find this highly offensive ... And I can tell you dont know any women that work in this enviroment ..
I would go on but what I have to say would get me banned for shure ... perhaps i'll take this over to ck6 .. :mad:
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But I do Roscoroo.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Not at all. I have spent some time "in the life" and know what it is all about, that is all.
Whoa...
did Gadfly just admit to being a man-potato?
:D
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The life is more than the girls, my friend. Are you saying that all tit-bar dancers are hookers?
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Awful big of you, there Sandman. I don't personally care what they do either, but I will not put a patina of respectability on it. It is hard, dirty work, and it is strictly voluntary. In my opinion, if you choose it, you must also accept the stigma that goes with it.
A job is a job. Ask any of these women what the are and the wiser ones know that they are not strippers. That's just a job.
Stigma? Hell with that... I shall not judge.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
The life is more than the girls, my friend. Are you saying that all tit-bar dancers are hookers?
No I'm just saying I couldn't see you gettin paid for a lapdance ;)
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You got that right.....
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Sounds like a stripper broke little Sadfly's heart, after which he ran home to his wife for emotional support.
Strippers are scum more like scum magnets.:aok
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Nope, I was around them, but I can't say I was ever really turned on by them.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Nope, I was around them, but I can't say I was ever really turned on by them.
Maybe when I was younger. After 25, I became more attracted to a girl with morals and class and less to the ho's.
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Originally posted by Martlet
Maybe when I was younger. After 25, I became more attracted to a girl with morals and class and less to the ho's.
Hence the term, "Date bad, marry good." :)
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I had what most of you Tards would think was the best of all worlds. A boss that owned a couple of tit-bars, customers that enjoyed them and unlimited tabs. Get's old real quick, especially when you get to "enjoy" the company of the girls in the light of day.
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Strippers make my pants feel funny.
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I think they deleted Airheads posts.
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Originally posted by Drunky
[edit:] I WANT MY BOZO BUTTON. YOU HAVE TO PIN IT ON MY USING YOUR TEETH. [/edit]
*pins* Bozo button on Drunky using....
Seriously now. Gadfly...chill out. You sound like a bitter old woman. Sure "tit bar dancers" don't live up to the fantasy in real life...they smoke, drink, swear, crap, vomit, spit, fart and do all the things normal humans do. That doesn't make em scum.
I'd rather my mom, daughter, sister etc work as a "tit bar dancer" than be an arms dealer, a lab worker, a soldier, a car salesman, a McWorker, a welfare case, a factory worker, a logger or any of the plethora of jobs that keep said worker one paycheck away from unemployment. No matter where I go I have cash. Always.
It takes more than tits and no zits. In fact many "tit bar dancers" (damn that gets laborious to type) have small tits and lots of zits. What is required is the ability to sell sell sell and take rejection. When the product being sold is oneself that takes guts. Strippers also need costumes (not cheap) shoes (also spendy) nails, hair and make up.
Don't forget fending off the pimps with one hand, the tricks with the other all the while trying to avoid sour humorless men like Gadfly.
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Enough chat.. post pics.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Mini D
Enough chat.. post pics.
MiniD
They have posted pics... Look in the gallery.
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You want to see my hairless *****? Go here
http://www.meriweather.org
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Originally posted by vanilla
*pins* Bozo button on Drunky using....
Thank you, my lady. I bow to your gratiousness, excellent rhetoric, and obvious intellect.
To you I also apologize for the gross stereotyping and inaccuracies my brethen heap upon you and yours.
You are :aok with me :D
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No matter where I go I have cash
Sorry, that is not the meaning of life. You may as well go full bore and hook, earn some serious cash.
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Maybe I will. What's it to you? Still better than being a sour humorless trouser stain. No offense.
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i dunno, i havent look yet, but ima guess thats just a hairless cat
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Originally posted by vanilla
Maybe I will. What's it to you? Still better than being a sour humorless trouser stain. No offense.
As opposed to being a sour humorless wet spot?
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Here is the difference, Vanilla.
First, all of those jobs you disdain allow you to use your real name.
Second, if you decide to move to another line of work, you could use all of those jobs on your resume.
Don't be mad; just acept what you are and what you do and make no excuses.
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btw, are you ladies gonna be playing AH, ill help you out for free!;) ;)
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Now ya all got them over here .... now lets get them addicted to the game ...
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Many entertainers use stage names...not just strippers.
I own my own business and will be self employed until the day I die. Resumes and working for others just aint my deal. However if it works for you then by all means do carry on and make no excuses. Oh, and keep that resume up to date son. Looks like rough times ahead!
P.S. Where do I go to get a copy of the meaning of life?
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It is 42, Vanilla.
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Such bitterness all around! People, you just have to accept that there are all kinds out there, and in every profession/ walk of life, there's decent, honest, respectable ones, and those who make the rest look bad. Stripping is making an honest living. I'm not a potato, slut, *****, c***, and I'm happily married with a family. No, I don't go to school, but I chose not to. I invest my $$ and am working on a great retirement fund. I love my job, and yet I understand there's plenty of c***suckers out there who try to make me feel like a piece of s*** because of it, but I've learned over the years to blow it off and not let it stress me out. To each their own.
P.S. and yes I do use my real name in my profession
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That is a high horse you ride there Gadfly. You really should come down occasionally.
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I like my high horse. There are indeed megan, and people like you are in the minority in the industry.
edit, and when I say minority, I mean like 2%.
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you guys suck ass. leave the strippers alone. NO ONE FELL for your stupid prank.
BD
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Uh... I'm not in that industry, Gadfly. And instead of a horse you need a throne so you can sit in judgement of all those who don't measure up to your high standards.
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megan... as stated before sorry for the rudness from some.
i hope you have had time to paruse the board here and see we are not all bad.
your continued presence would be a breath of fresh air here!
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Originally posted by JB73
megan... as stated before sorry for the rudness from some.
i hope you have had time to paruse the board here and see we are not all bad.
your continued presence would be a breath of fresh air here!
Something tells me whines about perking the LA7 aren't going to hold her interest.
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The only ones I judge, airhead, are the ones that refuse to admit what they are. Megan is a good example of someone who knows what she is about and makes no bones. To her, I salute!
But she won't be getting any invitations to Thanksgiving dinner, none-the less.
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That turkey must be mighty dry, liz
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That's just fine, Gadfly, I don't feel like any less of a person not being able to share in the holidays with you.:p
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Good Megan, I wish you well and wish that all tit-bar dancers had as good a head on thier shoulders as you appear to. It has been my expereince that very few do.
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Originally posted by Megan001
That's just fine, Gadfly, I don't feel like any less of a person not being able to share in the holidays with you.:p
Good for you Megan .. gadfly aint worth the time of day though and has his own horses hoof in his mouth ... He has made my iggy list because his earlier comment in this thread insulting My other half ... BB
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Roscoroo, without having met your other half it would be hard for me to insult her. Unless you are easy to insult. All people whose names start with "R" must be morons, I guess.....
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Originally posted by Gadfly
I like my high horse. There are indeed megan, and people like you are in the minority in the industry.
edit, and when I say minority, I mean like 2%.
You're an expert on all stripper because you worked where and for how long?:aok
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Originally posted by big_daddy
you guys suck ass. leave the strippers alone. NO ONE FELL for your stupid prank.
BD
Apparently some BD. Nice of you to defend but your ignorance shines through.
I hold nothing against the girls of SW but your emphatic protection of them makes you look a bit dim. Especially when you make qualified remarks than are not qualified, indeed.
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A couple of years in about 6 clubs in Austin and San Antonio. I didn't work there, I was able to just be there, front and back and after hours. I am no expert, but I know more than some Tard that stuffs bills in a 'string.
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Well hell, you're obviously an expert on the strip-club scene nationwide then.
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Hell, worldwide. He was a donkey inspector in Tijuana.
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To say nothing of a fluffer in the lesbian porn industry.
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These girls should join to our politic discussions in O'Club :)
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wtf Gadfly?
I see no denials from Vanilla of what he/she does or "is." Even so, your point of view has no solid base for an argument.
Sorry, that is not the meaning of life. You may as well go full bore and hook, earn some serious cash.
Relative. Show me some fact. 42, heh.
again, wtf? Why so harsh? Are you attempting to convert them? If not, do you feel your bashing is accomplishing anything? I gather like some pent up anger and frustration. Might I suggest wanking off once or twice?
If my assessment is incorrect, piss off :)
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Originally posted by Gadfly
A couple of years in about 6 clubs in Austin and San Antonio. I didn't work there, I was able to just be there, front and back and after hours. I am no expert, but I know more than some Tard that stuffs bills in a 'string.
So by your own words the vast majority of strippers are scum yet they kept you coming back for a few years.:aok
Get any free table or lap dances during those couple of years, why don't you invite those strippers over for Thanksgiving and introduce them to the wife? :aok
What was that aboot admitting who we really are? :aok
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LOL as if there wasn't enough lockable stuff already, now we got a flame war. Skuzzy is going to kick some bellybutton in the morning. :D
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Because they are tit-bar dancers, and they they style themselves as something else.
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Pretty much Funked, I think we're all fired.
-SW
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It was work, torque, or I would not have been there, for sure.
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Funked, before or after the heart attack? :D
A dumptruck of dogshit's gonna hit a friggin turboprop.
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It coulda been a lot worse, if you think about it. :D
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Because they are tit-bar dancers, and they they style themselves as something else.
Seems that no matter the profession, no matter the BBS, few are actually true to themselves. Because of the privacy of getting to hide behind our monitors in the safe haven of our homes, most seem to disregard basic human decency in how we treat each other. Doesn't matter on which BBS either.
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Originally posted by Octavius
Funked, before or after the heart attack? :D
A dumptruck of dogshit's gonna hit a friggin turboprop.
A dumptruck into a turboprop... gotta remember that one.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Because they are tit-bar dancers, and they they style themselves as something else.
Uh...the forum they post to is "StrippersWeb." If they were posting on a forum called "Religious Church Ladies" or "Frumpy Yuppie Housewives" and, in actuality, stripping for a living, then- and ONLY then- could you make the claim they style themselves as something else. The only people there pretending to be someone else were a few of our community, and tht was done in fun.
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No, Airhead, it was done for YOUR fun, not thiers.
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Is Gadfly a muzzie? He sounds like member of the Taliban. I think he should go buy me a burka.
My(female) friends and I have stuffed quite a few bills in strings in our time and enjoyed every minute. Rock on ladies!
Gadfly you are a relic from another time. Everyone goes to tit bars these days not just people like you. It's a new millenium. Catch up.
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Wrong again Gadfly because I didn't troll them. I posted under my own name, and the only embellishment I may have made was SOB, Creamo, Funkedup and myself being "blessed." In actuality, as we exited the hot tub wering our wet, clingy BVDs I couldn't help but notice just how "ordinary" we all were.
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Nope Vanilla, I think you should keep doing what you are doing.
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Originally posted by Airhead
Wrong again Gadfly because I didn't troll them. I posted under my own name, and the only embellishment I may have made was SOB, Creamo, Funkedup and myself being "blessed." In actuality, as we exited the hot tub wering our wet, clingy BVDs I couldn't help but notice just how "ordinary" we all were.
Meatgazer
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Riiiiiight
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Originally posted by vanilla
Gadfly you are a relic from another time.
Relic? Well I was looking words like ultra melon and some other similar words but that'll do.
btw welcome to the O'Club. Don't get mad; get even.
And join our next discussions how great Bush is and why Frenchies are so lame.
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Just answer me this Vanilla and Megan, and I will shut up:
When it is time to go for career day at your little girl's school, will you stand in front of the 1st grade class and tell them how you shake your titties for money?
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Thanks. This is more fun than sw anyway:lol
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Just answer me this Vanilla and Megan, and I will shut up:
When it is time to go for career day at your little girl's school, will you stand in front of the 1st grade class and tell them how you shake your titties for money?
Um I have no kids and don't plan on having any. Though your Texas-style republican family values are real sweet not all of us are breeders and not all of us want to live a Father Knows Best life. Since this is AMERICA we are free to do that. When you go to career day do you mention your years spent laboring unhappily in the tit bars of austin? I thought not.
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Originally posted by Staga
Relic? Well I was looking words like ultra melon and some other similar words but that'll do.
btw welcome to the O'Club. Don't get mad; get even.
And join our next discussions how great Bush is and why Frenchies are so lame.
DAMN FRENCHIES!!! :mad:
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Originally posted by vanilla
Um I have no kids and don't plan on having any. Though your Texas-style republican family values are real sweet not all of us are breeders and not all of us want to live a Father Knows Best life. Since this is AMERICA we are free to do that. When you go to career day do you mention your years spent laboring unhappily in the tit bars of austin? I thought not.
SHACK!!!!
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Originally posted by vanilla
Um I have no kids and don't plan on having any. Though your Texas-style republican family values are real sweet not all of us are breeders and not all of us want to live a Father Knows Best life. Since this is AMERICA we are free to do that. When you go to career day do you mention your years spent laboring unhappily in the tit bars of austin? I thought not.
Oh.......Shackalack:lol
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Gadfly=stercoracious :cool: (daaaaang! are these ALL the smilies you guys have?)
B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
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I thought he was more of a coprophage.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Meatgazer
A sideways glance is HARDLY "meatgazing," Funkedup. If it appered I was "gazing" it is only because I had to squint to see it.
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unfortunately we are lacking in the smilie department.
:aok <-- This one needs to die.
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After recently getting the :aok smiley, we don't want any more.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Just answer me this Vanilla and Megan, and I will shut up:
When it is time to go for career day at your little girl's school, will you stand in front of the 1st grade class and tell them how you shake your titties for money?
Why are you still being harsh? How can you stand there and judge them on the very small numbers that you were exposed to? You're the all knowing because of your experiences? I also have known some strippers and have found most of them to be very nice people. Yes, most are definitely in it for the money.
There should be no shame in one's profession as long as one doesn't victimize others.
For instance, there are a lot of attorneys out there that don't deserve to hold a stripper's G-string.
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Dammit oct, beat me to it.
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Shoot! Where's Webster when I need him?
love it!
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fastest growing thread evar
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Wow... entirely more insight into the lives of strippers than is necessary. If you're going to insist on being above it all then please, just shut up, dance and show your boobies. Don't pretend it's about getting through some 200 series calculus class or social independance. Sell it like you've been conditioned to do.
MiniD
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Originally posted by SaburoS
Yes, most are definitely in it for the money.
I wish I could say we are ALL in it for the money. But, there's always that minute percentage in it for the perverted thrill. Go figure.
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Originally posted by Tarmac
After recently getting the :aok smiley, we don't want any more.
If I'm super nice and smile sweetly, do you think Skuzzy will add the breast-es-est shaking smiley for me?
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Originally posted by Sapphire
If I'm super nice and smile sweetly, do you think Skuzzy will add the breast-es-est shaking smiley for me?
we can only wish ..
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Originally posted by Mini D
Wow... entirely more insight into the lives of strippers than is necessary. If you're going to insist on being above it all then please, just shut up, dance and show your boobies. Don't pretend it's about getting through some 200 series calculus class or social independance. Sell it like you've been conditioned to do.
MiniD
Gosh! So much negativity! I've never insisted on being above it all; I'm smack dab in the middle of the quagmire. MiniD, you can avoid killing your fantasy by simply not logging on to sw. hmmm...d wouldn't stand for dick now would it?:rofl
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ooooops! sorry! so used to the vulgarities of us dumb strippers!;)
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Originally posted by big_daddy
you guys suck ass. leave the strippers alone. NO ONE FELL for your stupid prank.
BD
ROFL! Sig material!
Shut your mouth Daddy and go back to your virtual lap dance. Here - Ill even give you a couple virtual $20's to get you started.
PS: Skuzzy - we love you. :D
PPS: Gadfly, seriously man, get a grip - or tell the wife to take care of it for you - you need a release.
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Originally posted by Mini D
Wow... entirely more insight into the lives of strippers than is necessary. If you're going to insist on being above it all then please, just shut up, dance and show your boobies. Don't pretend it's about getting through some 200 series calculus class or social independance. Sell it like you've been conditioned to do.
MiniD
Thank your buddies who came over to our site dude. You get what you give. Don't be miffed at us. Your people basically invited us over for a chat. And no wonder....
As for Calculus class ...I didn't start stripping until I had already spent a good 4 years as a chemistry major and had worked several respectable jobs in labs. That is....I was 28 when I started shaking my titties. Hate to bust your bubble kid. Life is not as flat and one dimensional as all that.
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hmmm I wonder if We can get to 500 posts befor Skuzzy shows up ?? :rolleyes:
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If you want smilies, this is the place I pull them from:
http://www.mysmilies.com
(http://burns.thefinaldimension.org/cwm/cwm/eek6.gif)
-SW
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yeah, I was a Human Resources Generalist before I started stripping. So next time you guys step into the HR office, you just might think of that hottie in a totally different light.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
If I'm super nice and smile sweetly, do you think Skuzzy will add the breast-es-est shaking smiley for me?
sure why not? (http://www.drollery.com/b2-img/smilies/icon_boobs.gif)
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Ah.. come one saphire and vanilla... do you always talk this much? I can't imagine that helps you with your tips. Way too much inane chatter and way too little boobie flashing.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Sapphire
I wish I could say we are ALL in it for the money. But, there's always that minute percentage in it for the perverted thrill. Go figure.
For real. Would a construction worker build roads out of the kindness of his/her heart? Are all these guys altruistic saints who serve mankind selflessly with no concern for cash flow? Where can I find more people like that?
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Originally posted by vanilla
Thank your buddies who came over to our site dude. You get what you give. Don't be miffed at us. Your people basically invited us over for a chat. And no wonder....
tit for tat. oops! :eek: Is that a banned word here?
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Originally posted by Mini D
Wow... entirely more insight into the lives of strippers than is necessary. If you're going to insist on being above it all then please, just shut up, dance and show your boobies. Don't pretend it's about getting through some 200 series calculus class or social independance. Sell it like you've been conditioned to do.
MiniD
Just as long as you shutup and pay them.:aok
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BTW... do either of you two know how to cook up a decent batch of chicken wings? Several of my squadmates want to know.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Sapphire
d wouldn't stand for dick now would it?:rofl
We already used that joke. I call him Nano-Pee-Pee usually. :)
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Originally posted by Mini D
Ah.. come one saphire and vanilla... do you always talk this much? I can't imagine that helps you with your tips. Way too much inane chatter and way too little boobie flashing.
MiniD
try again. I aint at work ...so watch yourself.
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Originally posted by Mini D
BTW... do either of you two know how to cook up a decent batch of chicken wings? Several of my squadmates want to know.
MiniD
I got dibs on Vanilla, beeyotch. Back off. You don't know calculus anyways.
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At least we're not incognito. or trolling. just playing the game you wanted to play!
Wasn't the sheep clever? B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a! (hey. it's still cocktail hour here) Damn! another banned word!
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15 posts a minute - this thing.
Say - are you strippers gonna start a squad? You can call it the 'Money Makers' or the 38th DoubleDee's.
Too bad we dont have macros - think of the possibilities.
LOL - this is fantastic - Skuzzy's gonna go postal Jedi on our asses.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I got dibs on Vanilla, beeyotch. Back off. You don't know calculus anyways.
But boy can we sure add up benjamins!
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Sapphire said nose!
Okay, mommy said time to go to bed.
http://www.mysmilies.com (its a whole page back now, best place for smilies)
-SW
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Originally posted by Sapphire
(hey. it's still cocktail hour here) Damn! another banned word!
They do have a lot of banned words don't they?
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Originally posted by Sapphire
hmmm...d wouldn't stand for dick now would it?:rofl
DOH! missed that one. You got me there. I'm just a male with a tiny noodle that is worried you'd laugh if you saw it. Or at least, feel free to view me that way if it makes you feel a little better about selling yourself.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Mini D
I'm just a male with a tiny noodle that is worried you'd laugh if you saw it.
Jebus! Why are you always making fun of me?!
-SW
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someone mention sheep?
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Sapphire, Vanilla et.al. from StripperWeb,
Thank you SO much just for showing up. This Board is overloaded with right wing fantical dipsticks who constantly post about subjects ranging from anti-abortion to pro-Iraqi invasion. It's been a studmuffin mens' club populated by right wing dinosaurs that somehow escaped the last ice age, and it's refreshing to see the "good ol' boys of Texas" looking like total buffons in the face of womens' logic.
I salute you ladies, you've brought a smile to my lips. Rock on.
:D
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Originally posted by Sapphire
But boy can we sure add up benjamins!
I was talking to MiniD. I know you ladies can count. He's a little slow from all the lead paint.
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i use the john and this thing grew a whole page. sheesh.
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Originally posted by vanilla
They do have a lot of banned words don't they?
Yeah we chimps started throwing too much feces so the zookeeper confiscated some of our toys a while back.
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Originally posted by Mini D
DOH! missed that one. You got me there. I'm just a male with a tiny noodle that is worried you'd laugh if you saw it. Or at least, feel free to view me that way if it makes you feel a little better about selling yourself.
MiniD
If you pay them enough they won't laugh, well not until you leave anyhow.:lol
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Originally posted by Mini D
feel free to view me that way if it makes you feel a little better about selling yourself.
MiniD
Are you on the dole? We all sell ourselves in one way or another...or coast along on the backs of those who do. Which are you?
Kudos to Gad for shutting up like he said he would :)
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(http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/sarge/Tomcat.gif) hmmmmmm
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Originally posted by Torque
If you pay them enough they won't laugh, well not until you leave anyhow.:lol
Mine always cry afterwards. :confused:
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Originally posted by Airhead
Sapphire, Vanilla et.al. from StripperWeb,
Thank you SO much just for showing up. This Board is overloaded with right wing fantical dipsticks who constantly post about subjects ranging from anti-abortion to pro-Iraqi invasion. It's been a studmuffin mens' club populated by right wing dinosaurs that somehow escaped the last ice age, and it's refreshing to see the "good ol' boys of Texas" looking like total buffons in the face of womens' logic.
I salute you ladies, you've brought a smile to my lips. Rock on.
:D
Airhead - you still trolling or did your nuts shrivel up? :confused:
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Originally posted by Octavius
i use the john and this thing grew a whole page. sheesh.
It's great, ain't it? I just sit here and read a paragraph of my book, then hit refresh. More intardnet, instantly!
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hmmmmm...that's a real doozy. Feeling good about yourself...well, I feel good I don't pretend to be anything I'm not...sheesh...if there weren't so many perverts who lusted after pretty faces with big boobs and nice legs...
Why do so many of you seem so angry towards us? Can't we co=exist in peace? or, can't we all just get along? hehehehe
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Yeah we chimps started throwing too much feces so the zookeeper confiscated some of our toys a while back.
Keep the feces flying, maybe we can get rid of the :aok smiley.
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BTW when me, Creamo, Funkedup and SOB were in the hot tub together.... Funked sported wood.
That's the only reason I glanced.as I was getting out of the tub.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
I wish I could say we are ALL in it for the money. But, there's always that minute percentage in it for the perverted thrill. Go figure.
I hate using absolutes when dealing with a broad spectrum of people. Some that start stripping do it on a whim because it was different and looked like fun. Obviously when a career choice is made it usually is about money as well. Kind of like any job really. Can start out as fun and challenging then can end up tedious and boring. It's all about the money then.
That can be said about any profession.
Regards.
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Originally posted by Tarmac
It's great, ain't it? I just sit here and read a paragraph of my book, then hit refresh. More intardnet, instantly!
hehe, instatardnet... the word grows.
Now... dare I ask any of these newcomers are learned in the art of leet?
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Why do so many of you seem so angry towards us? Can't we co=exist in peace? or, can't we all just get along? hehehehe
A lot of the people here are just angry in general. Read some of the other threads. People here will argue about any topic, however insignificant, and turn into some great good vs. evil, God vs. the Devil, King Kong vs. Godzilla thing.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
He's a little slow from all the lead paint.
ahhhhhh! hence, the minidik
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Originally posted by Sapphire
hmmmmm...that's a real doozy. Feeling good about yourself...well, I feel good I don't pretend to be anything I'm not...sheesh...if there weren't so many perverts who lusted after pretty faces with big boobs and nice legs...
Why do so many of you seem so angry towards us? Can't we co=exist in peace? or, can't we all just get along? hehehehe
Really all it boils down to is you have a whole bunch of middle aged nerds who could never land an attractive woman....hell 90% of them probably filled strippers pockets in the hopes of getting laid. I would say its a classic example of wanting something you can never have and in turn acting like the schoolyard bully.
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Originally posted by vanilla
Are you on the dole? We all sell ourselves in one way or another...or coast along on the backs of those who do. Which are you?
Kudos to Gad for shutting up like he said he would :)
Wow... that almost sounds rehearsed. Just kidding about the almost. I rehearse lines to make my job sound less sleazy too.
MiniD
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From another BBS....
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Originally posted by Master
lmao a bunch of simulation junkies ragging on strippers. and the stripper come out looking better then the nerds who would have figured
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funkedup:
So true, we got pwn3d totally, which makes it even more amusing IMHO.
Just adding to the post count... :D Glad I have the flu tonight and am skipping work tomorrow. This is entertaining.
BB
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Originally posted by Sapphire
if there weren't so many perverts who lusted after pretty faces with big boobs and nice legs...
Originally posted by Sapphire
Why do so many of you seem so angry towards us?
I think you may have discovered your problem.
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Originally posted by Octavius
hehe, instatardnet... the word grows.
Now... dare I ask any of these newcomers are learned in the art of leet?
Instardnet
As far as leet, one of them on SW said she had worked as a programmer, and knew our geek-species. I don't know if it was vanilla or another lady.
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Originally posted by Octavius
i use the john and this thing grew a whole page. sheesh.
You need more fiber in your diet.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Read some of the other threads.
I've actually wanted to. But this thread is exploding and I don't want to miss any of the fun! (let alone go to the potty)
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Why do so many of you seem so angry towards us? Can't we co=exist in peace? or, can't we all just get along? hehehehe
I only count two angries :)
I'm coexisting right now! Infact, I'm coexisting with a few websites as we speak... I better slow down, I dont want to coexist too fast... yeahhh slow it down...aarrgh!!
...crap I became extinct.
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There are a couple programmers on our board.
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Originally posted by Airhead
BTW when me, Creamo, Funkedup and SOB were in the hot tub together.... Funked sported wood.
That's the only reason I glanced.as I was getting out of the tub.
B.S. I know you subscribe to lazs' "you can tell more by looking at a man's crotch than by looking him in the eyes" philosophy.
MiniD
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Well the GF is going down to spend a few weeks at her sister's mansion in Florida.
Sounds like a time to call up my married friends and watch them lie aboot going to the Nudy Bar.
Al Bundy said it best.:lol
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Originally posted by SaburoS
ISome that start stripping do it on a whim because it was different and looked like fun.
Think knees like hamburger and bruises all over - some huge. Think muscles that hurt like you did an 8 hour work out. Think shoes that are back breaking. Think *****y girls, and pervy guys, and Gadfly for a DJ. Then tell me that's fun.
No no. We are in it for the money. Period.
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Monday morning its gonna look like (http://www.gamers-forums.com/smilies/contrib/edoom/hideing_behind_computer.gif) around here ... lol
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I'm placing bets that once SKuzzy gets ahold of this some of you guys might not be able to post here for awhile
Creamo 5:1
Funked 4:1
JB73 3:1
Airhead 2:1
Any takers?
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Originally posted by vanilla
Think... Gadfly for a DJ.
Oh man that's a zinger. That was my guess too. :)
NOW ON STAGE NUMBER TWO LET'S GIVE IT UP FOR GINNNNNNNNNNNNGERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! *motley crue girls girls girls comes on*
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Originally posted by vanilla
No no. We are in it for the money. Period.
yeah, but there's always that one dumb girl with the s/o in the club her entire shift so they can boink like pervies everynight while fantasizing about their fave girl
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I'm probably not alone on this one, but I like the new 'additions' to this black hole, er BBS.
A nice change from Funked's tubgirl and left/right wing blame game and conspiracy theory... or SATAN BOSH for that matter.
good stuff. (well on the way to 500!)
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Originally posted by Pfunk
I'm placing bets that once SKuzzy gets ahold of this some of you guys might not be able to post here for awhile
Creamo 5:1
Funked 4:1
JB73 3:1
Airhead 2:1
Any takers?
put my $$$ on gadfly
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Originally posted by Pfunk
I'm placing bets that once SKuzzy gets ahold of this some of you guys might not be able to post here for awhile
Creamo 5:1
Funked 4:1
JB73 3:1
Airhead 2:1
Any takers?
Ill take Creamo and Airhead.
FUNKED... sorry bud, I think your funked.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
*motley crue girls girls girls comes on*
yuck! how cliche!
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Wow, this thread is growing faster than the s**t in my shower.
-SW
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my $'s on creamo and funked!
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
put my $$$ on gadfly
Nah he only responded here, I dont believe he created accounts over at SW for the sole purpose of trolling, I'm guessing those who incited this are gonna be the losers
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Originally posted by Pfunk
I'm placing bets that once SKuzzy gets ahold of this some of you guys might not be able to post here for awhile
Creamo 5:1
Funked 4:1
JB73 3:1
Airhead 2:1
Any takers?
Yeah, I'll bet you. Skuzzy loves me. He e-mails me all the time asking me if I think any of you jerks should be banned if you give me a bad time, but so far I've been kind and not ratted any of you out.
I have done nothing wrong- it's all Creamo and Funkedup. I am innocent this time.
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Gawd dammet!
Which one of you intardnetstrippers deleted my username on SW.com?
Y'all need to invote more of your friends over here - we havent had this much fun since before Pizza map.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
yuck! how cliche!
Yeah that and Nine Inch Nails.....hell i dunno know the song....ya know the one i wanna f@#k you like an animal.....
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Originally posted by Sapphire
yeah, but there's always that one dumb girl with the s/o in the club her entire shift so they can boink like pervies everynight while fantasizing about their fave girl
Okay that's just wierd. I think it's bull. I work 8 hour shifts. Tit bars just lose their allure after 40 hours...or 4. But that's just me. Last think I wanna do after work is boink. Prefer bong and bath.
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Say - are you strippers gonna start a squad? You can call it the 'Money Makers' or the 38th DoubleDee's.
How 'bout Dream Team? Or better yet, Bod Squad!
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Dunno Pfunk, mysogyny runs deep in our cultures, and strippers are easy targets for guys with problems.
And as far as "middle aged nerds" go, well first as someone who's still in high school, you have no idea.
Though it does remind me of the story of a housemate of mine some time back, a US embassy intern. Not a bad looking guy, but such a dislikable personality he was stood up on a date with a bulgarian sex-slave prostitute. Or so my informant, an Iraqi refugee, told me. All I can confirm is that he inexplicably rented a car and a hotel room on the beach, and at the last minute stayed home instead, without offering an explanation.
but I digress.
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Yeah that and Nine Inch Nails.....hell i dunno know the song....ya know the one i wanna f@#k you like an animal.....
Fond memories of starring at the ceiling with that song in the background.
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We owe alot to these women or do you prefer that your spouse still sports her highschool bush thicket?:rolleyes:
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Originally posted by vanilla
Okay that's just wierd. I think it's bull. I work 8 hour shifts. Tit bars just lose their allure after 40 hours...or 4. But that's just me. Last think I wanna do after work is boink. Prefer bong and bath.
:aok
with lots and lots of bubbles! ooooooh yeah, some alliteration going on here...a bubble bath bong...
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Originally posted by Sapphire
How 'bout Dream Team? Or better yet, Bod Squad!
When I hear 'Dream Team' I think of Scottie Pippen, not strippers.
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Originally posted by Dinger
And as far as "middle aged nerds" go, well first as someone who's still in high school, you have no idea.
Nah not in high school senior year of college...good try though.
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Originally posted by Torque
We owe alot to these women or do you prefer that your spouse still sports her highschool bush thicket?:rolleyes:
That's true. There should be a monument to the pioneers of waxing.
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Hey Sapphire et. al ladies what are your fav songs to dance to?
Last time I went to a club was with my g/f and her/my friends...Clubs down here are completely different being in a college town and all. Its mostly college girls working there way thru school. However all the damn club plays is crap like Nelly and 50cent.
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
- we havent had this much fun since before Pizza map.
I'd bet an entire shifts pay this is totally true!
I bet you pissed off Pryce. oh baby, you're gonna get it now!
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The real question is....
Are sapphire and vanilla really sapphire and vanilla?
u guys are such suckers..... :)
BB
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yeah, a troller would not have misspelled stercoraceous.
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Originally posted by BB Gun
The real question is....
Are sapphire and vanilla really sapphire and vanilla?
u guys are such suckers..... :)
BB
OH could be they knew that we knew that being the veteran trollers that we are and changed BACK to the original names fearing we knew they knew that we knew and they knew we'd be thrown off!!!!!! ya know?
nah :)
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Originally posted by BB Gun
The real question is....
Are sapphire and vanilla really sapphire and vanilla?
u guys are such suckers..... :)
BB
Hehehe... was thinking that too. But would it make them any less of a... well... won't use that word.
MiniD
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The REAL question is: How many of these ladies are really ladies.
-SW
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BTW, here's my bet:
BANNED: Creamo, FunkedUp, JB73
Warned: Airhead, and any moron stupid enough to post to this thread.
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
The REAL question is: How many of these ladies are really ladies.
-SW
Isn't that what started this mess to begin with?
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Moron? Tard maybe, moron on what grounds?
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Originally posted by BB Gun
The real question is....
Are sapphire and vanilla really sapphire and vanilla?
u guys are such suckers..... :)
BB
Does that mean we'll get licked?
WoooooooHoooooooooo :D
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Originally posted by Sapphire
I'd bet an entire shifts pay this is totally true!
I bet you pissed off Pryce. oh baby, you're gonna get it now!
Anyone who spells thier name with a Y in place of an I is asking for trouble - tell him to stay put before I go Luftwabble on his ass.
Note: Skuzzy - I think these ladies deserve their own forum here - lets put SW.com out of business. Think of the extra money and potential PR?
"Aces High - For when you cant decide between gaming and porn. Only $14.95 a month."
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Hey Sapphire et. al ladies what are your fav songs to dance to?
My faves are Peaches, various techno (trance, drum and bass) hard core metal (only when I'm in a pissy mood) mostly I like girly electronica. If I'm feeling extra silly or giddy, Lord knows what I'll play. I am sooooo over any hip hop or gang bang rap. Besides, I can't shake my but like "one of those rap guy's girlfriends"
My pic is on page 11 of the gallery. Yeah, my butt's just not made to shake like that.
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Originally posted by Mini D
Hehehe... was thinking that too. But would it make them any less of a... well... won't use that word.
MiniD
Nah, you don't want to say a naughty word your moralistic position would be eroded beyond repair *shoves minidik right in the chest* Dude blow me. Yer nutting but a cawksmooching clitcleaner crack monkey. You wanna call names? Let's go dog.
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Originally posted by vanilla
Think knees like hamburger and bruises all over - some huge. Think muscles that hurt like you did an 8 hour work out. Think shoes that are back breaking. Think *****y girls, and pervy guys, and Gadfly for a DJ. Then tell me that's fun.
No no. We are in it for the money. Period.
Before you or those you know in the business did their very first gig, was it all about the money then, or was it a change from what you were doing? Were you more enthusiastic about your job at the beginning or now? Never tried to imply that one did their job for free. Whatever the job, there usually is more enthusiasm despite the entry level pay.
A construction worker starting his new job usually has more enthusiasm for his job despite being paid less. Never said he was working for free and didn't mean to imply that you got into stripping without getting a paycheck.
Regards.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
My pic is on page 11 of the gallery. Yeah, my butt's just not made to shake like that.
quick! someone check the number of hits (in thousands) SW.com just got.
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What's the worst possible song for the DJ to play? Who Let The Dogs Out?
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Originally posted by Sapphire
My faves are Peaches, various techno (trance, drum and bass) hard core metal (only when I'm in a pissy mood) mostly I like girly electronica. If I'm feeling extra silly or giddy, Lord knows what I'll play. I am sooooo over any hip hop or gang bang rap. Besides, I can't shake my but like "one of those rap guy's girlfriends"
My pic is on page 11 of the gallery. Yeah, my butt's just not made to shake like that.
Peaches, as in Presidents of the United States?
Didn't think so. But man that is a great song. Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free.
You should consider it. :D
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Originally posted by Dinger
yeah, a troller would not have misspelled stercoraceous.
i KNEW it was incorrect! Serves me right for having a messy desk and misplacing the dictionary!
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Originally posted by Sapphire
My pic is on page 11 of the gallery. Yeah, my butt's just not made to shake like that.
Are those shorts made by Sexxy Brazil? been trying to find some that looked like that for my g/f
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Peaches, as in Presidents of the United States?
Didn't think so. But man that is a great song. Millions of peaches, peaches for me. Millions of peaches, peaches for free.
You should consider it. :D
heh heh... Loved the video. Complete with ninjas jumping from trees and flipping out =]
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
What's the worst possible song for the DJ to play? Who Let The Dogs Out?
Funked1 check out sw's Music Mix section. We already have a thread titled "songs to get a DJ killed by the girls" or something like that
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Originally posted by Octavius
heh heh... Loved the video. Complete with ninjas jumping from trees and flipping out =]
QUAH!
Stipper girls - check this out - its Creamo's personal homepage - his real name is Robert, and he loves ninjas.
http://www.realultimatepower.net/
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Are those shorts made by Sexxy Brazil? been trying to find some that looked like that for my g/f
I honestly think the ARE sexybrazil! Don't know where they are at the moment so cannot double check.
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nevermind I found the shorts I was looking for
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_95_1070867732.jpg)
But if you find out what kind they are let me know
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Originally posted by SaburoS
Before you or those you know in the business did their very first gig, was it all about the money then, or was it a change from what you were doing?
I was stuck in Salt Lake City and couldn't find work because Mormons don't like 28 year old females who are unmarried. Utah is better now but then it was a closed society. I had no choice. It was homeless shelter or stripping. I needed to pay the rent.
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And this thread is definitely getting deleted in the morning. :D
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Dang it Pfunk, what you trying to do? Get this thread locked? :D
Lol
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Funked1 check out sw's Music Mix section. We already have a thread titled "songs to get a DJ killed by the girls" or something like that
He know that but a smart man knows when to switchs sides to avoid defeat, but it just can't look too obvious to everyone, right Funkel?:aok
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Saphire - just checked out your gallary - Id buy a dance from ya.
But allow me to provide a service which will bring our two communities even closer together....
For christs sake ditch whatever guy got you to pose on that garbage rice burner. You need a real car to pose on, my dear - its only fitting.
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Torque I don't get it?
Actually I don't know what's on SW, I made those 4-5 posts and then my IP got banned.
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Actually Sapphire the ones you have on in your gallery are indeed Sexxy Brazil.....the tags on them look identical
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"...movin' to the country, gonna eat a lotta peaches..."
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Saurdaukar: i DID ditch him! ;)
Pfunk: holy batsmoke! those ARE the same shorts! mine are in black tho with black belt. Good eye, boy, good eye!
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Originally posted by Octavius
"...movin' to the country, gonna eat a lotta peaches..."
ahh damn now youve done it....I thought I got that song out of my head years ago........arrrghhhh the voices
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No. I'm only AA but I'm thinkin' XXX.
wrong peaches, babe.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Saurdaukar: i DID ditch him! ;)
Pfunk: holy batsmoke! those ARE the same shorts! mine are in black tho with black belt. Good eye, boy, good eye!
Yeah I've been eyeing those shorts for awhile....just cant find a place online to buy them for my g/f
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"...peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory doooown tooownnnn..."[/i]
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Originally posted by Octavius
"...movin' to the country, gonna eat a lotta peaches..."
Listening to it right now :D
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Millions of peaches, peaches for me
Millions of peaches, peaches for free
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Originally posted by Octavius
"...peaches come in a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory doooown tooownnnn..."[/i]
ah hell now youve done it. guess i gotta download it
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Listening to it right now :D
Ditto :D
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Somethings just occured to me.
The guys that post 'seriously' on SW.com are even more pathetic than us (never mind our own exaggeration).
Are you girls aware of this?
How sorry do you actually have to be to post a frikken intardnet message telling the picture of some girl that you want to be her sugar daddy?
PS: You dames should come to the 04 con. We'd have to rent out a small city.
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Night guys. Sapphire gonna be a lot nicer to ya then me. *wink* There is peace between us...('cept for gadfly and minidik)
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Ditto :D
AWESOME. I just DL'd it too :D
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Ck6 Funked ... it may work ..
Good nite Ladies ... hope to see ya again :aok
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And ya know what follows it in my playlist? Another wonderful stripper song, Primus doing "Winona's Got a Big Brown Beaver."
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They would make a ridiculous amount of money at a con. If we do another Mini-Con I'll be sure to post an invite on SW. :D
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
PS: You dames should come to the 04 con. We'd have to rent out a small city.
Never been to the con, nor have I ever even remotely thought about going....hell who would wanna be around a bunch of 30, 50 something guys getting drunk and discussing flight manuevers, etc. But hell if strippers show up I am all over it
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Thx Rosco :)
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No! No sleep!
We're so close!
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hell who would wanna be around a bunch of 30, 50 something guys getting drunk and discussing flight manuevers,
Drunk 30-50 something guys (nice how you lump those together young'n) who want to discuss flight maneuvers.
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Originally posted by Tarmac
And ya know what follows it in my playlist? Another wonderful stripper song, Primus doing "Winona's Got a Big Brown Beaver."
Bloodhound Gang "new vagina"
or better yet and more on topic
Bloodhound Gang " A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Never been to the con, nor have I ever even remotely thought about going....hell who would wanna be around a bunch of 30, 50 something guys getting drunk and discussing flight manuevers, etc. But hell if strippers show up I am all over it
I havent been to a con either, yet. Anyway - Im sorry youre so angry - worry not, it will pass when you no longer have the urge to prove youre better than those surrounding you simply to denounce your own percieved inadequacy. :aok
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Drunk 30-50 something guys (nice how you lump those together young'n) who want to discuss flight maneuvers.
not 30-50
30, 50
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
I havent been to a con either, yet. Anyway - Im sorry youre so angry - worry not, it will pass when you no longer have the urge to prove youre better than those surrounding you simply to denounce your own percieved inadequacy. :aok
Never said there was anything wrong with it....just not something I am into.
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Never said there was anything wrong with it....just not something I am into.
This as opposed to wearing pink shorts?
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Originally posted by Pfunk
not 30-50
30, 50
RGR I get it now, duh.
I'm just bustin yer balls anyways, no need to 'splain yerself. :)
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Torque I don't get it?
Actually I don't know what's on SW, I made those 4-5 posts and then my IP got banned.
Sorry i thought you trying to pull a smooth fast one.
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pretty funny lyrics
http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/bloodhoundgang/alapdanceissomuchbetterwhenthestripperiscrying.html
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Originally posted by Torque
Sorry i thought you trying to pull a smooth fast one.
Trust me dude, I am neither smooth nor fast, unless you count my elapsed time "in the saddle". :D
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hmmm... pink shorts. I knew it! Pfunk, next time I see you down at the Watkinsville Publix in those shorts, I'll say hi.
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
This as opposed to wearing pink shorts?
LMAO nah im not that twisted...they are for my g/f.....to bad the pics of my g/f in her wicked weasel got deleted
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Originally posted by Tarmac
And ya know what follows it in my playlist? Another wonderful stripper song, Primus doing "Winona's Got a Big Brown Beaver."
Primus is cool.
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Originally posted by Octavius
No! No sleep!
We're so close!
To what?
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Pfunk you should consider FDB membership. :D
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Originally posted by Dinger
hmmm... pink shorts. I knew it! Pfunk, next time I see you down at the Watkinsville Publix in those shorts, I'll say hi.
Nah I dont make it out to Watkinsville very often, I try to stay near campus/bars, much better eye candy over here
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Primus is cool.
Lol, that mean you dance to "Winona's Got a Big Brown Beaver?"
Man, I should be a strip-club DJ.
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Originally posted by Tarmac
To what?
that seemingly distant goal... 500
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Sapphire read the lyrics to the song I posted above, you might get a kick out of it unless youve heard the song already
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Originally posted by Tarmac
Lol, that mean you dance to "Winona's Got a Big Brown Beaver?"
No, but they've got cool, funky, twangy bass.
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Sapphire read the lyrics to the song I posted above, you might get a kick out of it unless youve heard the song already
"I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. "
ROFL
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Originally posted by Sapphire
No, but they've got cool, funky, twangy bass.
Yeah Les Claypool is THE god of Bass
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Originally posted by Tarmac
"I was lonelier than Kunta Kinte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on into Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace lookin' for love. "
ROFL
Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
this pretty little thing come up to me and starts kneadin' my balls
like hard-boiled eggs in a tube sock.
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So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
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Yeah, pfunk I've heard it.
Are you guys talking about the same Peaches?
check out song titles: AA XXX, Hot Rod, Set It Off, for starters...
THAT's what I like to dance (er, strip) to.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Pfunk you should consider FDB membership. :D
Im so hurt by this Funked... Ive been harrassing MiniD with phone calls for 2 years trying to get in.
He said I sounded entirely too sober to be considered. :(
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Are we on page 9 yet?:p
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Are we on page 9 yet?:p
shortly
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almost ...
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Are we on page 9 yet?:p
lets go folks, nothing to see here
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Yeah, pfunk I've heard it.
Are you guys talking about the same Peaches?
check out song titles: AA XXX, Hot Rod, Set It Off, for starters...
THAT's what I like to dance (er, strip) to.
downloading some now
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NINE!
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gotta aleast hit 500 befor we get caught ..
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YESSSSSSS!!! Eye am ah gawd!
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^ and 400... this is 401 =]
[edit]: holy ****, well it was 401 a second ago =] (403 now) [/edit]
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Suck on my contrails loser types!
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Only "techno" I ever listened to was Chemical Brothers, Prodigy,The Crystal Method, Plastikman, Paul Okenfold
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Originally posted by Pfunk
Only "techno" I ever listened to was Chemical Brothers, Prodigy,The Crystal Method, Plastikman, Paul Okenfold
You should check out http://www.digitallyimported.com . They used to have free high quality streams (128k). 96k streams are free now. I like a lot of the trance/drum and bass/chill-out streams. Mostly "smaller" European artists. Good stuff.
http://www.djmjduke.com and http://www.djdoboy.com are also great mixers. The latter has free streams for easy ripping =].
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Damn Sapphire you must be a good dancer cause my white arse cant find a beat in the AA XXX song, at least not to dance to
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ive been using this one for free mp3s http://www.mp3dimension.com/mp3/A/6// (http://www.mp3dimension.com/mp3/A/6//)
and i have mp3.com with my isp at work ..
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chit I just realized I have wasted damn near 2 hours in this thread, hell I got finals in 2 days....dumb dumb dumb dumb...goodnight all
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out as well.
wouldnt be surprised if this thread is disappeared, no lockage =]
poof.
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Originally posted by Pfunk
chit I just realized I have wasted damn near 2 hours in this thread, hell I got finals in 2 days....dumb dumb dumb dumb...goodnight all
Same here... think I'm out too.
Damn finals.
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place your bets ....
Left alone 10 to 1
locked 5 to 1
goes to the land of missing posts 1 to 1
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'Night all. It was fun while it lasted.
And pfunk, yes, I'm good. I'm reeeeaaaaaaaal good. ;)
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
place your bets ....
Left alone 10 to 1
locked 5 to 1
goes to the land of missing posts 1 to 1
All of the above.
First Skuzzy will go outside and smoke a butt to calm himself.
Then he will come back in laugh is bellybutton off reading for 15 minutes.
Then he will remember that payday is this week and do the following:
1.) Lock the thread after posting his disapointment.
2.) Set fire to the thread.
3.) Scatter the ashes along the river of lost threads (AKA the river of best threads in existance).
Off to bed as well - but took Monday off - I win again sappy English kniggits!
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Im so hurt by this Funked... Ive been harrassing MiniD with phone calls for 2 years trying to get in.
He said I sounded entirely too sober to be considered. :(
I'm still a probationary member, but if you have a digital camera and your girlfriend passes the "audition", I'm sure it can be arranged.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'm still a probationary member, but if you have a digital camera and your girlfriend passes the "audition", I'm sure it can be arranged.
Does this mean I get a complmentary FDB tshirt for the shoot?
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See ya all in the new thread tommarrows ... Poof
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Okay.. its Monday.. but early Monday....
IN!!!! :D
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Maybe Flossy could teach these ladies a trick or two?
In AH of course :)
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I got banned for talking about H2H (head-to-head).
Go figure :)
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Originally posted by vanilla
As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.
I believe that is a Calculus formulation. Its been years since I've actually had to apply it. In high school my strong point was AP English. I spent my first 2 years of college doing the computer stuff the HS didn't teach.
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Originally posted by Gadfly
Just answer me this Vanilla and Megan, and I will shut up:
When it is time to go for career day at your little girl's school, will you stand in front of the 1st grade class and tell them how you shake your titties for money?
Let's do some math, shall we?
First grade = 7 years old.
Legal age to strip (here anyways) = 18.
Assuming the girl is knocked up as soon as she's 18 = 18+9months (round up to the nearest year, just to give her 3 months to enjoy bing 18 before she gets impregnated).
So you're looking at 18+1+7=26. By then, the smart strippers will have finished college and already been in a "mainstream" profession and can call themselves "Mommy who works for (insert company name) as a (insert job title)". As for the others, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.
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Wow...not locked.
IN !
:)
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Originally posted by vanilla
Okay that's just wierd. I think it's bull. I work 8 hour shifts. Tit bars just lose their allure after 40 hours...or 4. But that's just me. Last think I wanna do after work is boink. Prefer bong and bath.
Failed that corporate drug test, eh?
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alrighty boyz, what's the prize for hitting 500 posts?
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Awesome threat :)
Too bad I found it after I got to work, but i'll read up when i get home.
Sorry for all the hostility here ladies, everything Airhead posted is spot on. ( especially about funked :D )
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Originally posted by Sapphire
alrighty boyz, what's the prize for hitting 500 posts?
:cool:
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Holy crap! I wake up to this, and somehow I feel somewhat responsible for all this, having posted as the first stripper on here. Sheesh...
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Sapphire, you have half the guys here upset cause they discovered strippers have brains and the other half laughing at the first half. WTG, you and your friends are OK in my book.
BTW, I never got banned from there Funkedup, cause I wrote a retraction of my claim we have Big Johnsons.
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Originally posted by Megan001
Holy crap! I wake up to this, and somehow I feel somewhat responsible for all this, having posted as the first stripper on here. Sheesh...
You should brush up on comic book literature.
"With great power comes great responsibility."
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Cool, strippers that like bubble baths and bongs, and check the AH BBS when they wake up!! Damn....you girls know any others like you in Australia by any chance? :)
Megan and Sapphire, wellcome to the AH BBS ladies, you two may just be the most interesting thing that has happened around here in years.
Sure as sheet beats the usual inane drivel around here anyway.
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What's worse, no nudies in Sapphires Gallery!
This is an outrage! :p
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You got it airhead. Either that or half the guys here are worked up at the chance for interaction with a stripper.
Not a big fan of what happened at their BBS... so I didn't participate. Also, not a big fan of strippers showing up here and perpetuating the stereotypes. I'm not going to champion either one. Both crossposting groups are acting like idiots.
MiniD
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C'mon Megan this is fun!
Perpetuating the stereotype? ooooookie dokie then.:rofl
Besides, we were INVITED!
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Now they don't want us! (http://www.stripperweb.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=general_ladiesonly;action=display;num=1070836096)
Haha
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"....Both crossposting groups are acting like idiots. ..".
I'd be pissed too if I got slapped around on a BBS by a stripper.
yowser
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LOL
but someone ratted you guys out
http://www.stripperweb.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=general_ladiesonly;action=display;num=1070836096
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Speak for yourself, BlkMgk- they want ME. In fact they've asked me to become their leader.
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This is the best thing to happen to this group of geeks since they
perked the Chog.
Holds real promise for the con next year.
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OK, lets make good use of this thread's title:
How do I get an avatar? I'd like a sheep please and thank you.
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Sweat Jesious!!! 9 pages.......
Why are some of you so hostile to strippers? For ther most part they provide decent entertainment.
Sapphire I saw your pics in the sw gallery, I agree with Lepaul..... No Nudies its an outrage!!!!
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Originally posted by Sapphire
OK, lets make good use of this thread's title:
How do I get an avatar? I'd like a sheep please and thank you.
Take a picture, any picture, and reduce it to 64x64 using MS Photo Editor or whatever is available on your PC. Or steal someone else's.
Go into "User CP" on this forum and just follow the intuitive buttons and fields to select your picture as your avatar.
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Wow ... Skuzzy must have the day off...
in BTL
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Now when Skuzzy locks this bad boy up ladies let continue this over here at the check six net bbs.
http://forums.checksix.net/forum_topics.asp?FID=17
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Originally posted by Batz
I agree with Lepaul..... No Nudies its an outrage!!!!
Simmah down now! Simmah down!
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Geez, I go away for one weekend and look what happens!
Somehow I think I should've been involved in this thread. :)
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Originally posted by banana
Somehow I think I should've been involved in this thread. :)
For someone with a Ron Jeremy avatar, you're probably right!
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Originally posted by banana
Geez, I go away for one weekend and look what happens!
Somehow I think I should've been involved in this thread. :)
I was wondering why you weren't! I read through 8 screens of "Strippers are good", "Strippers are bad", "I'm a stripper", and "I had a crazy uncle who thought he was a stripper" and at no point did I see an insightful posting from Ron Jeremy's alter ego.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Simmah down now! Simmah down!
Ah, someone who appreciates fine Cheri Oteri comedy (http://www.saturday-night-live.com/snl/news/1999/december/oteri-chat.html).
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9 pages of this? We know have some self righteous lib Stripper to post about how BOsh is Satan? We get rid of Weazel and DMD and no have to listen to it from another one?
Anyone who would say Bush is Hitler, no mater how much they dislike him and his policies, and really believes it, is a tool.
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
9 pages of this?
Thanks for making it 10!
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LOL
10 pages, this may end up being the biggest thread evAR!
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My goodness, it's slowing down. I'm loving every minute of this thread. Two separate but equally intelligent groups minus a few tards who will remain nameless.
Sapphire/Megan You gals are the life of the party!
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1:19PM EDT and no lockage.
Skuzzy is playing with us... our fate is sealed. The end has come...
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Perpetuating the stereotype? ooooookie dokie then.:rofl
Ya... didn't you use the term "perverts" and throw out the 'must have a small noodle' remarks?
That's called perpetuating stereotypes. Or are you saying that not all strippers hate the perverts that come watch them and automatically assume that anyone that's not completely supportive of strippers has a small dick?
Of course, obscure references to college calculus and talking about knowing couple of programmers that are strippres really make people seem more mature than their occupation suggests. But only to those that really think it's possible to work in that proffession without being seriously ****ed up.
Don't take that the wrong way. The world needs seriously ****ed up chicks to make us apreaciate the one's that are simply psycho. You are doing a service.
MiniD
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^Give it up. Don't embarass yourself any further.
yowser
P.S. Haven't you heard? Size doesn't matter. Let it go.
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You guys think Skuzzy is going to pull a Ninja and flip out and kill some of you?
I read a good portion of this and a few did go over the line, but I have seen worse from people on this forum and they did not get banned?
I am sure it will get closed though..
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I walked into a place one time cause the sign said "nude dancing" but when I took my clothes off and started dancing they threw me out.
I should sue them for false advertising.
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Originally posted by Mini D
Ya... didn't you use the term "perverts" and throw out the 'must have a small noodle' remarks?
Since you're so adamant there is no perversion about you, I apologize for my gross generalization.
The small noodle remark had nothing to do with your lack of support for strippers; Any gal with a sense of humor would entertain the thought based solely on your screenname! (what in the world were you thinking? *snicker*)
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Originally posted by yowser
P.S. Haven't you heard? Size doesn't matter. Let it go.
That's right! It doesn't! He sure is sensitive, huh?
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Originally posted by Airhead
I walked into a place one time cause the sign said "nude dancing" but when I took my clothes off and started dancing they threw me out.
I should sue them for false advertising.
:rofl
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What do you mean size doesnt matter?
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Originally posted by Sapphire
That's right! It doesn't! He sure is sensitive, huh?
That's because he does have a small one.
Just kidding MiniD :)
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...and in other late breaking, national news...geeky nerds who fly a computer-based flight simulation game of World War II era aircraft flooded the internet with posts when rumors spread that "really pretty girls" were posting on their favorite web forum. Every nerd with a dream chimed in, hoping to woo the ladies.
In a related story, lotion sales have taken a sharp spike upward, giving retailers hope that a good end of year push is underway.
Back to you, Dan...
:D
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Actually, Skuzzy might not even lock this thread. I've definitely seen worse. Most here are actually acting civil.
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Re: Size...
Funniest scene in the movie ever: Anger Management ( i think ) with Nickolson and Sandler.
Sandler asks 2 porn queens whether "size matters?"
Answer:
"well... we're in disagreement on that issue.
I like them big... but she likes them
Humongous"
:rofl
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Avatar for Sapphire.....oh yeah I found a site to order those shorts
(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_95_1070905008.jpg)
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Originally posted by fd ski
Re: Size...
Funniest scene in the movie ever: Anger Management ( i think ) with Nickolson and Sandler.
Sandler asks 2 porn queens whether "size matters?"
Answer:
"well... we're in disagreement on that issue.
I like them big... but she likes them
Humongous"
:rofl
Yeah it was Anger management..........scene right after that where the Big lady and her husband are eating dinner and Sandler walks in with the two porn stars....the lady says"Oh my god It's gina and tina" the husband is like...."huh" ..........lady says oh nevermind
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just got your pm. sorry for the lag in response, I was obviously over here!
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Sapphire,now that we have you here,we just need to talk you into trying the game. :cool:
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"millions of peaches, peaches for me..."
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Yes, have been hearing about this game. What kind of game? I like games! Can I play using my Vic 20?:lol
be back L8r. I actually have to leave the screen and accomplish some sort of menial task this morning.
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Originally posted by Octavius
"millions of peaches, peaches for me..."
Now I won't be able to get that friggin' song out of my head the rest of the day.Thanks.(http://mindscraps.com/s/cwm/cwm/angryfire.gif)
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Originally posted by LePaul
...and in other late breaking, national news...geeky nerds who fly a computer-based flight simulation game of World War II era aircraft flooded the internet with posts when rumors spread that "really pretty girls" were posting on their favorite web forum. Every nerd with a dream chimed in, hoping to woo the ladies.
In a related story, lotion sales have taken a sharp spike upward, giving retailers hope that a good end of year push is underway.
Back to you, Dan...
:D
:p Actually, I was lured in by the appeal of assistance to those who might need it, you know, this being the season of giving and charity and all that.
Then all the talk about stripper poles and generalizations and class stereotypes and such and I just knew this was a thread for the ages.
When I was in college, my roommate was a stripper. Sort of.
He was on a scholarship for soccer, but he failed a drug test for 'roids and got booted. With no scholarship and no money, he turned to part-time "adult entertaining" to pay bills. He didn't do clubs - he was the guy that got hired to do the in-house bachelorette parties and such. You know, the guy in the fake cop uniform who would show up to write citations to the ladies for not having enough fun. I would tag along to hold his wallet, keys, bags, etc. and be "security" while he performed, not that he needed much security in an all-woman environment but there were times where some old sow would hit the bottle a little too much and get carried away. He didn't do full nudity - just some cheek in a string - and my job was to keep the crowd from going too far.
So its kind of interesting to see the reactions on this board to all this "stripper talk".
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Originally posted by Octavius
"millions of peaches, peaches for me..."
Squished a rotten peach in my fist
And dreamed about you
WOMAN
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Yes, have been hearing about this game. What kind of game? I like games! Can I play using my Vic 20?:lol
be back L8r. I actually have to leave the screen and accomplish some sort of menial task this morning.
Just a decent system,and ::cough cough:: .......a joystick.
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potatos **droool** :p
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Originally posted by Sox62
Just a decent system,and ::cough cough:: .......a joystick.
Close, honey, but a "flight controller" or "game controller" would work much better :p
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Originally posted by Chaos68
potatos **droool** :p
lol
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
You guys think Skuzzy is going to pull a Ninja and flip out and kill some of you?
I read a good portion of this and a few did go over the line, but I have seen worse from people on this forum and they did not get banned?
I am sure it will get closed though..
Oh, I don't know. Porn is ok with the vicar (http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=573&ncid=757&e=1&u=/nm/20031208/od_nm/odd_germany_porn_dc).
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Originally posted by Sapphire
The small noodle remark had nothing to do with your lack of support for strippers; Any gal with a sense of humor would entertain the thought based solely on your screenname! (what in the world were you thinking? *snicker*)
I'm pretty sure some would be more likely to entertain the thought than others. But if it makes you feel more normal then generalize away.
Any real explanation for the perverts comment other than a complete loathing for your customers?
MiniD
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lets see We set Sapphire up with a 1 ghz machine with a 64mb video card and a joystick ... She can join the rest of the Women that Stalk us in the skys of this game ...
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Im telling you Rosco - Ive actually succeeded in picking up women with discussion of ACM.
We're 'interesting.' :cool:
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:rofl
"yeah that dude Ripsnort has over 12000 posts"
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Im telling you Rosco - Ive actually succeeded in picking up women with discussion of ACM.
We're 'interesting.' :cool:
Try mentioning Nitromethane or Nascar .... :D
Actually i picked the mrs Roo up over a game of pool ... she gave me her # and I asked her out the next weekend ...
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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
:rofl
"yeah that dude Ripsnort has over 12000 posts"
Yep, shoulda been a tip-off. :)
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Just curious, but how many strippers are now permanent members of this BBS?
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Originally posted by SFRT - Frenchy
:rofl
"yeah that dude Ripsnort has over 12000 posts"
Frenchy it gets worse, other threads have revealed rip is still on vacation and using his MOTHERS pc to post to stripperweb.com
I wonder if Mrs Ripsnort knows what hes been up too?
:D
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Just wait til Rip finds out he has been banned from the SW chat room ...
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Originally posted by LePaul
...In a related story, lotion sales have taken a sharp spike upward, giving retailers hope that a good end of year push is underway.
Back to you, Dan...
:D
This is Barbara Wah-wah reminding all of you to recycle those empty plastic lotion bottles!
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Originally posted by Chaos68
potatos **droool** :p
you potatomonger, you!:rofl
heh heh! heh heh! he said potato!
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Originally posted by Mini D
Any real explanation for the perverts comment other than a complete loathing for your customers?
MiniD
So now all of a sudden, you're my customer? Fat, drunk bastards ARE perverts. Except you of course. Accept the apology and get over it.
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Ripsnort believes that strippers are not wholesome, flag-waving all-American women and are therefore the spawn of satan.
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Yeah but if you say you gave your vote to Bush it's all forgiven :)
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I'd just like to say that I am against bush, especially on strippers.
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I call shenanigans on Sapphire! You have to be one of the guys here trolling, did I not see someone over on the SW boards by that name with like 10 posts? Come out with it? Who are you?
Is there another real women on this board anywhere who does not work for HT? This place repels chicks like a starwars convention should.
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Quit making fun of small noodlees, mine may be little, but I have fun with it. ;)
dago
With every respect for female entertainers, I know they have families, hopes, dreams, and enjoy having fun too.
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My feelings are that if there's anything immoral about strip clubs it's the married men, sneaking around behind their wife's back- not the dancers. Just sayin, deceipt is more immoral than nudity, although nude FDBs are downright obscene.
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oooooh do i get the 500th post?
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yay!
edit: haha beat ya to it!
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500!!!!!
[edit]: bastige!!! i was sooo close. :( [/edit]
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Just a public service announcement for the catholics in the audience. Today is the feast of the immaculate conception, in which devout catholics celebrate among other things:
a) the only sex act in the history of humanity that wasn't dirty.
b) a guy getting laid in spite of being named Zack.
I now return you to your program.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'd just like to say that I am against bush, especially on strippers.
Me too! I'm very anti-bush.
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
I call shenanigans on Sapphire! You have to be one of the guys here trolling, did I not see someone over on the SW boards by that name with like 10 posts? Come out with it? Who are you?
Is there another real women on this board anywhere who does not work for HT? This place repels chicks like a starwars convention should.
Wrong! This IS the real $aph. I only started posting here because my name came up repeatedly in the beginning of this thread. Apparently somebody got a real kick out of my sw avatar. 10 posts on sw? Try 900. Why have I stayed this long? I'm secretly attracted to computer nerds.:cool:
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
I call shenanigans on Sapphire! You have to be one of the guys here trolling, did I not see someone over on the SW boards by that name with like 10 posts? Come out with it? Who are you?
Is there another real women on this board anywhere who does not work for HT? This place repels chicks like a starwars convention should.
Sapphire has 899 posts on the other board and posted there that she is taking part in this thread.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
So now all of a sudden, you're my customer? Fat, drunk bastards ARE perverts. Except you of course. Accept the apology and get over it.
Well... if anything, you have the memory of a woman:Originally posted by Sapphire
if there weren't so many perverts who lusted after pretty faces with big boobs and nice legs...
You called your customers perverts.
Like I said... stereotypical. Personification in action.
MiniD
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Originally posted by vanilla
Nah, you don't want to say a naughty word your moralistic position would be eroded beyond repair *shoves minidik right in the chest* Dude blow me. Yer nutting but a ************* *********** crack monkey. You wanna call names? Let's go dog.
Wow... that is impressive. But technically... wouldn't you be the crack monkey and me be the one getting blown? You're projecting.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Me too! I'm very anti-bush.
Have you ever worked at the Body Shop on Sunset and Harper in Hollywood? If so, I'd appreciate my garage remote back.
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MiniD is the FDB Ambassador of Love. Makin' Friends on teh Intardnet!
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Geeze I miss all the fun stuff.
But this thread is fun to read at least.
Is Vanilla a stripper and calling out MiniD?
I'd pay to watch that.:D
You go girl.:rofl
(just don't mention scooter locks...it drives him into an uncontrollable rage.)
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negatory Capt. Pork. 'Twas not I.
Can anybody else confirm my sneaky suspicions that MiniD is a classic case of Type A personality?
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yes, Vanilla is a stripper calling him out but he's waaaaaaay too late I do believe she's long gone. I already mentioned my reasons for hanging around. ;)
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Can anybody else confirm my sneaky suspicions that MiniD is a classic case of Type A personality?
I think he's a type "D" but i wont say what the d stands for ..
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Can anybody else confirm my sneaky suspicions that MiniD is a classic case of Type A personality?
Checklist:[list=1]- Call them perverts
- insult their noodle
- accuse them of being domineering
Damn... stereotipical doesn't even begin to cover it here.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Sapphire
yes, Vanilla is a stripper calling him out but he's waaaaaaay too late I do believe she's long gone.
Damn. :(
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Sapphire I think MiniD has a crush on you. He's a gentle caring man (I love him like a brother, err maybe a sister) who drives a cute little Mini Cooper. He's kind and gentle to everyone, especially the little creatures, but still maintains his masculinity. He's kind of like a cross between Jeff Garcia and Webster.
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Tissue paper for sale! Buy your tissue paper here! Only two dollars a wad!
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Originally posted by MEATGAZR
He's kind and gentle to everyone, especially the little creatures,
I thought MiniD was forbidden to own small, furry mammals?:D
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No, just those of suitable size (60-70 pounds).
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No that's just a terrible rumor. The truth is that nobody really knows why his pet gerbils continue to be tragically abducted.
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It's OK funkypants... I'll survive a stripper insisting she's sophisticated while making fun of my peepee. I put it in the same category as ripsnort calling me ugly.
MiniD
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That's Chief Executive Grand Poobah Funkypants to you, airman.
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I think Sapphire needs to start an account, get some practice and settle this with Mini D in the Dueling Arena post haste.
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yes, file away the ding-dong comments.
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Sapphire, how 'bout some pics?
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
No that's just a terrible rumor. The truth is that nobody really knows why his pet gerbils continue to be tragically abducted.
Quick! Somebody call PETA!
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lol
Airhead said "wad"
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
I think Sapphire needs to start an account, get some practice and settle this with Mini D in the Dueling Arena post haste.
gotta get a joystick first. Can I not use my keyboard? Capt. my pic is posted in the sw gallery. If you need more info, check out the labia reconstruction thread on page 5(?) of the sw general board. Use your powers of visualization. May the force be with you.
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I used my powers, but now my pants feel funny. :confused:
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You can use a mouse if you're just starting out. It will magnify the humilation factor if you manage to kill him... Either way, you'll come to quickly understand that aim, trajectory and muzzle velocity are far more important than diameter...er caliber.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
If you need more info, check out the labia reconstruction thread on page 5(?) of the sw general board. Use your powers of visualization. May the force be with you.
Now there's one topic I've never seen on this forum before.
Not particularly certain I want to visualize that procedure, despite the medical benefits involved.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
gotta get a joystick first. Can I not use my keyboard?
Tank battles, methinketh.
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Sapphire's a hottie. And I didn't even need to check out the labia reconstruction thread to come to that conclusion.
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Her pic is up on the gallery over there. Nice bellybutton but no nude shots :(
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ok so where are the games? I can't play today, but tomorrow is a new day.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I used my powers, but now my pants feel funny. :confused:
you mean, tingly?
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Best thread EVAR!!!11!!1
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Go to the http://www.flyaceshigh.com home page, find the downloads section and download the game. It's free to download and free for the first two weeks. There's a learning curve, but there's always somebody willing to help. There're rarely less than 150 playing and often more than 500.
Keep your name as a callsign
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Originally posted by Sapphire
ok so where are the games? I can't play today, but tomorrow is a new day.
Sapphire - you can find the AH download on the "Downloads" page.
Id provide you with a link, but I dont want to appear weak in the presence of boobs while in front of my fellow man.
Ill let Airhead take care of it. :cool:
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See Skuzzy? There's no way you can close the thread now...we may have brought you guys a new customer...
Sapphire would walk away a wealthy woman if she danced at the next convention :eek: :p
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I see a potential corporate synergy developing here. Hooters did start their own Airline afterall...
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ok will check out info later. gotta go bye 4 now.:aok
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Originally posted by GtoRA2
I call shenanigans on Sapphire! You have to be one of the guys here trolling, did I not see someone over on the SW boards by that name with like 10 posts? Come out with it? Who are you?
Is there another real women on this board anywhere who does not work for HT? This place repels chicks like a starwars convention should.
Well, that settles it. Everybody grab a broom, it's shennanigans!
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DAMNIT!!!
Is there another real women on this board anywhere who does not work for HT? This place repels chicks like a starwars convention should.
[/b]
Does my bait suck? That was a GREAT line!
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Originally posted by Mini D
It's OK funkypants... I'll survive a stripper insisting she's sophisticated while making fun of my peepee. I put it in the same category as ripsnort calling me ugly.
MiniD
You're going to force me to post your pic for Sapphire? :rofl
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hehe, welcome to the party rip
better late than never =]
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Okay..I give up. Which one is the labia reconstruction thread? Please post a link, I couldn't find it.
Funny, my wife was teasing and said she wanted an extreme makeover the other night after watching that TV show. She's really preggers now and is sure she will need a tuck or something once the baby is born. I told her "Fine..as long as you don't do ANYTHING to that particular area....it is perfect." She laughed and said "Girls don't really do that do they?" I said "Probably...I've seen a few that could have used a makeover..you got your "axe wounds, brown wrinklies, punch bowls"...the list goes on and on."
She still thinks I'm kidding.
So..that is why I want the link to that thread....plus I want to see Sapphire's butt. ;)
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Saphire-
If you do choose to try AH, don't use a female nick.
If you do you will be hit on worse than you are while at work. And get no money for it.
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Originally posted by Curval
you got your "axe wounds, brown wrinklies, punch bowls"...the list goes on and on."
Brown wrinklies are the best.
Camel toes are the worst.
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Furious;
My bet is she could handle that situation pretty well.
Heh a mental image about a stripper flying a Messerchmitt in a black leather (or vinyl) costume, leather uniform cap, high heel boots and a whip is pretty fascinating...
:aok
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I don't get it.
At least, not as often as I used to.
Shuckins
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Originally posted by Octavius
hehe, welcome to the party rip
better late than never =]
I had to join, after Deez mentioned my name in the other forum :rolleyes:
You guys probably wouldn't believe me if I told you I did alittle male stripping in my younger years(For woman that is..). :D
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i still can belive this thing hasnt been locked yet!
RIPER THE STRIPPER LOL now thats too funny but for some reason i believe ya dude!
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Originally posted by Curval
Okay..I give up. Which one is the labia reconstruction thread? Please post a link, I couldn't find it.
Funny, my wife was teasing and said she wanted an extreme makeover the other night after watching that TV show. She's really preggers now and is sure she will need a tuck or something once the baby is born. I told her "Fine..as long as you don't do ANYTHING to that particular area....it is perfect." She laughed and said "Girls don't really do that do they?" I said "Probably...I've seen a few that could have used a makeover..you got your "axe wounds, brown wrinklies, punch bowls"...the list goes on and on."
She still thinks I'm kidding.
So..that is why I want the link to that thread....plus I want to see Sapphire's butt. ;)
Go to the Genral discussion forum page 5 (not general discussion: ladies only)
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should name this the Energizer bunny thread ..
it just keeps going and going....
RIPER THE STRIPPER :rofl
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Originally posted by Pfunk
I'm placing bets that once SKuzzy gets ahold of this some of you guys might not be able to post here for awhile
Creamo 5:1
Funked 4:1
JB73 3:1
Airhead 2:1
Any takers?
why you got me in there
<-- allready on probation i dont need that king of heat LOL!
but im still here and WTF LMFAO i goto sleep, work, come home and over what 350 posts
GOD BLESS THE INSTARDNET!!
(took me 1/2 hour reading all the carp to get up to this point lol)
soo vanilla and megan.. still here! cool. have fun, and as stated before have thick skin. even though most profanities are banned here people can be downright mean somethimes.
i still stand by what i said on page 3.
oh btw im still a valid user @ SW.. guess they dont hate me for some reason
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Originally posted by Ripsnort
You're going to force me to post your pic for Sapphire? :rofl
You go ahead and do that Ripsnort... if it makes you feel better about yourself that is. Notice I never argued the point.
It's kinda funny...
I cannot remember a single time in the forums nor real life when I have told a person they were ugly, nor when I've been around someone when they've told a person they were ugly. You are the absolute first... and you were talking to another man. I find that rather odd.
Like I said, I'll put that in the same category as a stripper saying I have a small peepee because she thinks that empowers her over me.
MiniD
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maybe i should unsubscribe to this thread though... email buffer might get full lol i had 100 emails from HTC today when i got home from work !
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No surprise about "getting pwn3d", mind you. I'd imagine strippers are right up there with special ed teachers in terms of experience dealing with socially impaired males.
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Maladjusted NERD
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Originally posted by Mini D
Well... if anything, you have the memory of a woman:You called your customers perverts.
Like I said... stereotypical. Personification in action.
MiniD
HAHAHA, you're arguing with a stripper :aok
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funked... how late were you guys up spamming the board last night LOL?
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Originally posted by Martlet
HAHAHA, you're arguing with a stripper :aok
mini d would argue with a cow over the correct pronounciation of moo given half the chance
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Originally posted by Martlet
HAHAHA, you're arguing with a stripper :aok
What was the "argument" about?
And vorticon... that was funny to someone I'm sure.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Mini D
What was the "argument" about?
And vorticon... that was funny to someone I'm sure.
MiniD
You were arguing with a stripper and you don't even know what you were arguing about?
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Give it up Mini, i hate to see a miget kicked when he is down.
Now stop man handling him Saphy.:D
Btw i have an extra joystick you can borrow. :aok
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Wow almost 600 posts.
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I think Skuzzy is trying to see just how stupid we can get. Man I hope he packed a lunch cause we can get a lot dumber than this.
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I do like the more "hands off" approach by Skuzzy.
Just when in cod's name will I ever be off probation?????? :)
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Originally posted by Martlet
You were arguing with a stripper and you don't even know what you were arguing about?
correcting her?
And Torque.. it's OK. Keep snoozing her and you might score some points.
It's amazing how much people are willing to dismiss in hopes of catching the eye of a stripper. Like... the fact that she most likely hates you too. But... it's OK... you might score anyways... but it'll be a chick grudge-****.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Airhead
...cause we can get a lot dumber than this.
no truer words evAR spoken on this here board LOL
on a side note im attempting to work my way into their culture posting harmless n00b posts. im up to 11 or 12.
it actually intregues me. its like the old line from when harry meet sally... men and women can never be "friends" because the sex thing will always be there. how do you become friendly with somone you want to have sex with? LOL
ill keep you posted
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Originally posted by NUKE
Just when in cod's name will I ever be off probation?????? :)
LOL nuke .. yeah you been on it for a looooooong time
hope mine aint that bad
i forgot what did you do that got you on it in the first place? fight with another member? or posting something like pr0n?
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Originally posted by Airhead
I think Skuzzy is trying to see just how stupid we can get. Man I hope he packed a lunch cause we can get a lot dumber than this.
Man Lazs hasn't even got in here I KNOW he's got stripper stories.
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Originally posted by Mini D
Like I said, I'll put that in the same category as a stripper saying I have a small peepee because she thinks that empowers her over me.
MiniD
Your preoccupation with her attempt to 'empower' herself over you leads me to think that perhaps she was successful. The most effective way to file away meaningless comments, or those you want perceived as meaningless, is to do it silently and move on.
For all the crap flung at Saphire over the course of this thread, she didn't do so badly.
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Originally posted by Mini D
I have a small peepee.
MiniD
There's an operation for that, MiniD- it's called an "Addadicktome." Do a Google for info. ;)
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Stripper stories?
We're telling stories now?
Last time I was in something approaching a strip club was a belly-dancing joint in Damascus. I was "escorting" 20 virgins (Well, mostly :P ), aged 18-24 from the Isle of Aphrodite. They gave us a ringside seat, and as you can imagine, a scantily clad group of christian women attracted quite some attention from the rose-petal-tossing set. It only got worse, when they saw some of her stunts, like a boob-flex, and tried to imitate it.
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Stories eh....well I got a couple
Went to the Cheetah in Atlanta for my good friends bachelor party, was drunk as hell and high on ecstasy (only time I have ever done E) and the first thing I see is 35 butt naked women all dancing at the same time. Cant remember much after that, evidently me and another friend got seperated from the rest and got a ride home from one of the strippers.
#2 The Clairmont Lounge in Atlanta, another bachelor party. Marilyn Manson was there with his group. Now if anyone has not heard of this club it isnt your average strip joint. Its in a rundown part of Atlanta, where all the strippers are pushing 40-50 yrs old. Fatter than whales, you know the typical "trailer trash" looking women. One ladies specialty is to crush Budweiser cans with her breasts. Another one gives the bachelor what is know as "Micky Mouse Ears" basically she puts his head b/t her chest and slams her boobs against his head. She literally almost gave him a black eye.
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I went to a stip club called Babes in Scottsdale the other day. Hadn't been to one in years.
All I rememeber is that I had 300.00 "dissappear" from my wallet in about 1.5 hours and I don't remember much else.
That's on top of my company spending another 800.00 or so......... damn waste of money ;/
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
The most effective way to file away meaningless comments, or those you want perceived as meaningless, is to do it silently and move on.
LOL! your words of wisdom are meant for me or the person that's only posting here because of what was posted on their forum.
Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.
MiniD
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Originally posted by Mini D
Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.
MiniD
It isnt a matter of being blinded by the poo nanny, it really boils down to being a non judgemental human being. Thats what t's me off so much about organized religion, but thats a completely different topic
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Originally posted by Pfunk
...Went to the Cheetah in Atlanta...
nice place!
had one of the girls actually nibbling on my... ummm yeah... through my dockers!
MAN did she want to goto the VIP room but i didnt have the cash.
i was flying home in 2 hrs and only had like $100 on me by then. she was willing to go for $80 and with her tounge in my ear said she wanted to... umm yeah...
i had just the week prior been dumped from a 7 year relationship and i guess i looked pathetic lol i even told her about it to try and get a "sympathy" rate. LOL
oh well long story short i didn't have the cash and left without and "VIP" treatment.
oh well prolly better off. you never know what a girl willing to do that to a total stranger might have.
have another story about The gold Club in Atl... but that one is for the checksix forum.. i'd be banned for telling that one here.
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ahh yes the gold club.....went there when uhh whats his name.....Diamond Dallas Page? some wrestler was dating one of the strippers, made the mistake of dropping over $200 on one girl.
The Cheetah is THE strip club in Georgia.
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Originally posted by Mini D
LOL! your words of wisdom are meant for me or the person that's only posting here because of what was posted on their forum.
Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.
MiniD
Try to reword that first sentence, bro, it's a little hard to comprehend. On the topic of defending strippers, though, I posted a thread on their BBS last night that got my IP banned within minutes, so it's not like they hold special place in my heart or anything.
The only reason I stuck up for Sapphire today was because even while outnumbered 100 to 1 she still managed to hold her own, earn the respect of a few and get the better of at least 1 (You).
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i bet this topic can more than 100 post in less than 2 weeks:D
btw pfunk that therory skuzzy had was wrong. haven't seen any burning babies or cat with no hair.
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quick survey, who besides me has bookmarked StripperWeb?
Gawd bless this thread.
And yes Sapphire, do consider attending the next Aces High convention. Lot's of money to be made. If you hang around Aces High you will find that unlike most online sim games, most of our pilot's are older, and in general successful. This game has a steep learning curve that tends to weed out the idiots. From a dancers perspective, (pure sales talking here) AH is a gold mine for an attractive aggressive girl who know's how to "work" the customer. Especially the geeky nerdy types (and us closet geeky nerdy types. Lute's actually rather awe inspiring in real life) with disposable income that you'll find here. Never know who is flying. I've flown both with an Actor from the Kids in the Hall, to a NY pro football player. Heck, on Air Warrior David Bowie was rumored to fly the occasional sortie. (and as a former AOL employee who witnessed that particular account being opened, there is some truth to the Bowie rumor)
Next convention should be in Nevada.
just sayin'.
-WMLute
III/JG26 9th ST WidowMakers
p.s. Mini-D, you really lost that argument. Quit trying to out "clever" her. Your not considering the "hot chick" factor. She only has to be "sorta" witty to win. Unless you can whip out some DD's (please pluck the nipple hair if you can) you gonna lose this fight.
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Originally posted by JB73
nice place!
... MAN did she want to goto the VIP room but i didnt have the cash.
i was flying home in 2 hrs and only had like $100 on me by then. she was willing to go for $80 and with her tounge in my ear said she wanted to... umm yeah...
LOL Pwned here, on SW AND in the Strip Club!! Some of you guys are dealing with superior beings, but you're too dumb to know it.
;)
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Originally posted by Airhead
LOL Pwned here, on SW AND in the Strip Club!!
;)
What's PWned mean? Not quite up on my lingo.
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lol airhead... read on ... i didn't go in hehehehehe
you are right though... they know their stuff.
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Originally posted by Mini D
Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.
Bitter, party of one? Certainly a troglodyte, worsened by being persistent to the point of idiocy. Or perhaps masochism...
Do something useful for a change and fetch me a sammich.
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
What's PWned mean? Not quite up on my lingo.
Owned. As in, with platform spike heels digging into his dead carcass, hands thrust upward in triumph whilst lesser beings gaze upon her visage with awe and wonder.
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Originally posted by Mini D
Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.
MiniD
Whats amazing is your persistance in trying desperately to remain "right at all costs." No sense arguing with your limited, all-knowing perspective. Nothing "is" anything. The use of absolutes is funny without fact.
Feel free to drag me into your tantrum. Find some fault with me. Prove my point.
****, she even apologized for the generalization and you still can't seem to drop it. Is this the Karnak episode revisited?
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Originally posted by PeeJee
Owned. As in, with platform spike heels digging into his dead carcass, hands thrust upward in triumph whilst lesser beings gaze upon her visage with awe and wonder.
YES another stripper!!! :aok
Pfunk - the Chettah is over in Buckhead, right?
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Edited because I love you Skuzzy. :D
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Holy damn, a lot of you tards are so easily p-whipped you don't even care if its a dude or a chick. So long as you get some attention from a virtual female.
Prove me wrong, and no, that gallery won't suffice.
-SW
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Holy damn, a lot of you intardnets are so easily p-whipped you don't even care if its a dude or a chick. So long as you get some attention from a virtual female.
Prove me wrong, and no, that gallery won't suffice.
-SW
In the immortal words of Dean Martain...
"Just trying to have a little fun here folks."
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Holy damn, a lot of you tards are so easily p-whipped you don't even care if its a dude or a chick. So long as you get some attention from a virtual female.
Prove me wrong, and no, that gallery won't suffice.
-SW
SW when they have 900 posts on the other board and are referencing posts they made over here, it doesn't take a rocket scientist...
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Originally posted by Octavius
****, she even apologized...
be careful oct....
last time we did that it got the thread instalocked!
we are all prolly on thin ice as it is lets not make it worse ok.
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Holy damn, a lot of you tards are so easily p-whipped you don't even care if its a dude or a chick. So long as you get some attention from a virtual female.
Prove me wrong, and no, that gallery won't suffice.
-SW
P-whipped?? LOL nah man, I do my posting head to head, not body to body. My wife is the only one who licks my wounds, cyber or otherwise. What's amusing, tho, is to see so many of you "great debaters" getting beat at your own game by a group you assumed was morally, and mentally, inferior. I think it's funny as heck seeing some of you squirm.
Sometimes it's wise to hit your WEP and make a beeline for the nearest ack, hoping you get lucky- especially when you've taken so many hits one more little ping will blow you up.
Run for the base MiniD, I'll cover your six. :D
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Only 3
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Oh yea 600 whooooooooooo hooooooooooo
and page 13
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
In the immortal words of Dean Martain...
"Just trying to have a little fun here folks."
ok now you're trying to rival airhead as the "no truer words ever spoken here" title!
now back to the silliness!
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Damn:mad:
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Originally posted by Pfunk
It isnt a matter of being blinded by the poo nanny, it really boils down to being a non judgemental human being. Thats what t's me off so much about organized religion, but thats a completely different topic
No... not really. It all boils down to who you do and don't decide to "be judgemental" about. I don't have a problem with strippers... but I have a problem with two strippers that come here and try to impress with their calculus reference, small noodle references (that seems to be a go to since it started well before this thread got going) and the coup de gras "pervert customers".
Now, we're being asked not to be judgemental of who? All strippers or just these that have proved themselves to be everything you don't feel should be judged because.... erm... why was that again?
MiniD
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Originally posted by Roscoroo
Oh yea 600 whooooooooooo hooooooooooo
and page 13
jerk! i was trying to get that post lol!!!
wtfg.. is this a record for here? i know the "who are you" got to like 500
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600 in 4 days has got to be a record for one thread :D
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I dunno Airhead, I knew you were full of it from the getgo.
I'm not sitting here trying to debate anything, I never got too involved in this whole ordeal. I had a couple of crappy one liners on the stripper chat thing (I was the guest), but I was making fun of myself.
Just a few(a lot by the number of posts they've made - not you funked) here I get the idea they want to impress these "strippers" that are probably pre-op/post-op or just no-op dudes.
-SW
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Saur, JB73, keep quoting it. THAT's how it gets locked :cool:
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Originally posted by Octavius
Saur, JB73, keep quoting it. THAT's how it gets locked :cool:
notice i edited mine i ain't that dumb
speelt ain't wrong LOL
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I think we gotta get the gals up in planes and let them shake it in the virtual skys ...
"I like girls of that calibre " (Dr. Evil)
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Originally posted by Octavius
Saur, JB73, keep quoting it. THAT's how it gets locked :cool:
**** you you ****ing **** face ****er ultra melon.
Edited. :aok
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ultra melon, hahaha i've always liked reading 'ultra melon.'
I wonder if I can make my CPID 'ultra melon' when I resubscribe :D
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somone's having some drinks tonight huh? lol
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Originally posted by JB73
somone's having some drinks tonight huh? lol
Define 'some.'
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::Err in the Adam Sandler Janitor Voice::
"How much of this droll am I gonna haf'ta mop up around here... ... Hey... "
::we'll throw in the sensless beating now..::
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Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Just a few(a lot by the number of posts they've made - not you funked) here I get the idea they want to impress these "strippers" that are probably pre-op/post-op or just no-op dudes.
-SW
Well, there's nothing wrong with that. For the first three years I flew Air Warrior I posed as a High School cheerleader, and I would have nine or ten wingies every flight keeping bad guys off my six. Sometimes I felt bad when I'd type "Oh, PLEEZE don't let that bad man mollest my cute little ol' six!" and that would inspire six or seven of my teammates to auger trying to kill the bad guy in their haste to curry favor with me and, ultimately, to get one of my cheerleader pics, but I was trying to be Number One in bombing so I got over it.
Unfortunately when VOX came out the jig was up. All the wingies I'd had in the past- even those I'd cybered with- switched sides and took turns shooting me down once they discovered I was a middle aged man and not a seventeen year old cheerleader.
Like I said, try to deal with people head to head, not body to body- especially on the Interdnet.
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JB, who me? Hehe, unfortunately not tonight.
btw, NICE frickin siggy!!
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
YES another stripper!!! :aok
Pfunk - the Chettah is over in Buckhead, right?
Actually it is closer to downtown Atlanta than it is Buckhead...I do not think there are any strip clubs in the Buckhead area, most are near the airport/dowtown for obvious reasons.
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Wow! I get home from work and there's like 2 new pages to peruse. I'm sure everyone is sleeping so nobody will mind while I take a quick break and open a bottle of cab before I *cough* respond.
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Multinational community, we're always awake.
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Originally posted by Mini D
Like I said, I'll put that in the same category as a stripper saying I have a small peepee because she thinks that empowers her over me.
MiniD
STRIKE ONE!
I already said your tiny ding-dong reference was made as a result of YOUR SCREENNAME, not because it "empowers" me. In fact, I can't even take credit for being the original joker.
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Originally posted by Staga
Multinational community, we're always awake.
Oh goody! Can you believe I just broke my "good" corkscrew in the darn cork!!! Praise the Gods I bought TWO bottles the other day. Rite-Aid special. Screamin' deal. The 99cent corkscrew did a better job than the $10 one. Go figure. :rolleyes:
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Originally posted by Dinger
I'd imagine strippers are right up there with special ed teachers in terms of experience dealing with socially impaired males.
For veteran girls, I daresay this is more than somewhat true. Of course I say that lovingly.;)
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Originally posted by vorticon
mini d would argue with a cow over the correct pronounciation of moo given half the chance
And the spelling. Don't forget the spelling. *snicker*
Hey, snickers really satisfy!
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Originally posted by Torque
Give it up Mini, i hate to see a miget kicked when he is down.
Now stop man handling him Saphy.:D
he obviously loves it!
Originally posted by Torque
Btw i have an extra joystick you can borrow. :aok
was thinking I'd rather perfect and open a can of whoop A** using my mouse, but of course, I'm no moron, will consider the offer :cool:
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Originally posted by Mini D
correcting her?...
It's amazing how much people are willing to dismiss in hopes of catching the eye of a stripper. Like... the fact that she most likely hates you too...
MiniD
Hate? When in the world did I ever say anything about hate? I hate canned peas...not guys.
STEEEERIIIIIIIIKE TWOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Oh man... I'm away for the week end, and y'all get sum good fun eh ? Sheesh...
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Originally posted by Mini D
LOL! your words of wisdom are meant for me or the person that's only posting here because of what was posted on their forum.
Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.
MiniD
FOOOUUUL BAAAAAAAALL!!!!!!!!! (where's the game show BUZZER??)
*ahem* I ALREADY SAID, I came here because my name was posted earlier in the thread. B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a!
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
The only reason I stuck up for Sapphire today was because even while outnumbered 100 to 1 she still managed to hold her own, earn the respect of a few and get the better of at least 1 (You).
Thanks Capt. like I stated earlier, my thick skin was trained well by sw.
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Originally posted by PeeJee
Owned. As in, with platform spike heels digging into his dead carcass, hands thrust upward in triumph whilst lesser beings gaze upon her visage with awe and wonder.
love it love it! sooooo elvishly princessey! shoot! what WAS her name???
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Originally posted by Octavius
Whats amazing is your persistance in trying desperately to remain "right at all costs." ...
Shit, she even apologized for the generalization and you still can't seem to drop it. Is this the Karnak episode revisited?
well, I'm glad YOU at least noticed. MiniD is starting to truly irk me with his manipulative twisting (and outright ingnoring) of my words.
1 of $aph's bad traits: holds a grudge for a long long time.
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Originally posted by FUNKED1
SW when they have 900 posts on the other board and are referencing posts they made over here, it doesn't take a rocket scientist...
nor a plastic surgeon. :rofl
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Originally posted by Airhead
Run for the base MiniD, I'll cover your six. :D
well I'm already convinced if I ever play he'll never cover my butt. Strategically speaking of course.:D
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Originally posted by Mini D
...I have a problem with two strippers that come here and try to impress with their calculus reference, small noodle references (that seems to be a go to since it started well before this thread got going) and the coup de gras "pervert customers".MiniD
mmmmm...I certainly never mentioned any calculus reference. Apparently I wasn't the clever one who initiated the tiny weiner reference, and for perverts? It takes one to know one. Do a girl a favor Mini, remind me to update my siggy to reflect that.
arghhh! i before e just didn't look right! where's the dictionary when I REALLY need it!!??
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Originally posted by Octavius
Saur, JB73, keep quoting it. THAT's how it gets locked :cool:
Ahhhh! got it! will keep that in mind. Still learning ya know. I'm pretty much free to say whatever I please at sw...trying to be good...
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Here's a tip for you Sapphire (no pun intended) - condense all your replies into one post, especially when addressing our resident O-Club Sheriff and all-round good guy, Mini-D. The impact is greater and it saves time when wading through the thread waiting for something exciting to happen. Cheers. :)
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alright, I'm freakin delirious at this point. wanted to check out the download section but became consumed with merely responding. *sigh* Not afraid to admit I'm brand spankin' new yet intrigued by learning a new skill.
**WARNING** $apphire is phenomenal at things she enjoys and sets her mind to.
Is there any sort of online flight sim training? All I know is pull back go up, push forward go down. Yes? No? maybe so? Nighty night hallucinations are setting in...................
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Originally posted by Dowding
Here's a tip for you Sapphire (no pun intended) - condense all your replies into one post, especially when addressing our resident O-Club Sheriff and all-round good guy, Mini-D. The impact is greater and it saves time when wading through the thread waiting for something exciting to happen. Cheers. :)
Gotcha and thanx.
g'night.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Ahhhh! got it! will keep that in mind. Still learning ya know. I'm pretty much free to say whatever I please at sw...trying to be good...
Thing is that AH has also many younger players and we also have to think about them, not just ourself.
Anyway the board where words can roam free is that way (http://forums.checksix.net/forum_topics.asp?FID=17).
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thanks staga. I needed that. now I really gotta go.
~peace out
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Someone might want to edit a few topics before Sapph gets there.:)
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Originally posted by Sapphire
Is there any sort of online flight sim training? All I know is pull back go up, push forward go down. Yes? No? maybe so?
After downloading the software, you'll want to read the "Help" section (menu (http://www.hitechcreations.com/menu.html)) just to get a basic overview of the commands and how to work the radio. If you really want to stick with this sim, it never hurts to give a quick read at http://www.netaces.org.
The Spitfire IX is the easiest plane to fly with some success, but even so, don't expect to do well online right off the bat. In fact, you might want to practice in the "offline" mode just to learn the commands of raising/lower gear, setting your views, working the rudder, and basic gunnery.
Since you don't have a joystick, I'd suggest learning to work the ground vehicles, like the Panzer tank and the Ostwind. They're slow enough that you can control their movements with a mouse or trackball pretty easily. Focus on this part of the game until you get the motivation to invest in a joystick.
If you have questions, you can always visit the "Help and Training" message board or ask over the radio online.
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Originally posted by Sapphire
alright, I'm freakin delirious at this point. wanted to check out the download section but became consumed with merely responding. *sigh* Not afraid to admit I'm brand spankin' new yet intrigued by learning a new skill.
**WARNING** $apphire is phenomenal at things she enjoys and sets her mind to.
Is there any sort of online flight sim training? All I know is pull back go up, push forward go down. Yes? No? maybe so? Nighty night hallucinations are setting in...................
Yes Sapphire, there is a training arena, which you are given the option to select right after you log on. There is almost always somebody in there willing and knowledgeable enough to help and bullet impacts don't do nearly as much damage(you see the impacts register, but no parts go flying off the plane), so you don't have the problem of people picking on you just cause you're new.
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LOL
Sapphire found my forums..hehe...its getting fun. :p
The colorful metaphors are out!
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600 post without any French bashing ?
The standard of this BBS is becoming lower and lower ...
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Originally posted by straffo
600 post without any French bashing ?
The standard of this BBS is becoming lower and lower ...
French strippers leave smellier snail-trails.
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Originally posted by straffo
600 post without any French bashing ?
The standard of this BBS is becoming lower and lower ...
You are like a retarded cockroach Straffo. You seem to like to live in *****, which is good seeing as you are in France. What we need is to spray your town with some good American made DDT in the hopes that you would be wiped out like the insect you are.
Of course if we are killing cockroaches that would probably kill the entire population of France as well.
(Insert inappropriate smiles here as SLO is due to add his half wit inane comments any minute.):aok :rofl :aok :rofl
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Harsh
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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
Harsh
worst : humourless
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The French suck and Italian Food is better! :)
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true
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LOL...I have to say that, my wife is from Napoli.
It's still true though :)
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Originally posted by straffo
worst : humourless
It wasn't supposed to be funny.
Straffo Horny (http://www.markkaren.com/markkaren/Cats/maestro.wmv)
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Habu
ROFL!!!
That was fun!
Lets not ruin the thread by talking to much about france though....
:aok
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Yes I think we can see the French take culture to a whole new level.
No wonder Jerry Lewis is regarded as a genius over there.
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Nice work Habu and straffo. If either one of you do this again you are out of here.