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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Hawklore on December 07, 2003, 09:15:38 PM
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Skuzzy, all these posts about Santa being fake should NOT be tolerated!
Ruining the Christmas spirit for me is not funny!
Skuzzy please make them stop saying Old Saint Nick is fake!!!
:mad:
He's fo real dam*it
PS: Oh and Santa if your reading this I'm only cussin to make a point! :aok
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Hawklore, your little friends are wrong. They have been affected by the skepticism of a skeptical age. They do not believe except they see. They think that nothing can be which is not comprehensible by their little minds. All minds, Hawklore, whether they be men’s or children’s, are little just like Funkypants. In this great universe of ours, man is a mere insect, an ant, in his intellect as compared with the boundless world about him, as measured by the intelligence capable of grasping the whole of truth and knowledge.
Yes, Hawklore, there is a Santa Claus. He may have a Dick Cheney defibrillator implant but he’s still sucking air. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and you know that they abound and give to your life its highest beauty and joy. Alas! how dreary would be the world if there were no Santa Claus! It would be as dreary as if there were no Hawklores or strippers. There would be no childlike faith then, no poetry, no romance to make tolerable this existence. We should have no enjoyment, except in sense and sight. The external light with which childhood fills the world would be extinguished. Just the lights from the pole dance would remain.
Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies or the AH BBS. You might get your papa to hire strippers to watch in all the chimneys on Christmas eve to catch Santa Claus, but even if you did not see Santa Claus coming down, what would that prove? Nobody sees Santa Claus, but that is no sign that there is no Santa Claus. The most real things in the world are those that neither children nor men can see. Did you ever see fairies or Creamo dancing on the lawn? Of course not, but that’s no proof that they are not there. Nobody can conceive or imagine all the wonders there are unseen and unseeable in the world.
You tear apart the baby’s rattle and see what makes the noise inside, but there is a veil covering the unseen world which not the strongest man, nor even the united strength of all the strongest men that ever lived could tear apart. Only faith, poetry, love, romance, can push aside that curtain and view and picture the supernal beauty and glory beyond. Is it all real? Ah, Hawklore, in all this world there is nothing else real and abiding.
No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives and lives forever. A thousand years from now, Hawklore, nay 10 times 10,000 years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood.
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Why do I even bother to read Hawklores posts anymore?
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:lol Estes.
Golly-gee*IT SANTAS FO REAL!
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I am Hawklore.
I'm just very busy right now. Since I started carrying sex toys as xmas gifts, my workload has tripled.
It doubled due to the extra weight.
And then another 100% on the original workload because I have to instruct women on proper use.
It is hard to be Santa. A pun. A sexual one. Get it? Hard? Hahahahahahahah
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:lol :aok
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Wait til Hawklore finds out that icecream cones don't come from ice....or do they?
(http://home.comcast.net/~ripsnort60/ice-creamcones.jpg)
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thats great RIP ! LOL