Aces High Bulletin Board
General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: GtoRA2 on December 08, 2003, 01:18:53 PM
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Check it out here. (http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=real_men)
A tribute to real men.
When did it become acceptable in this country for a man to go from being a rugged, plaid-wearing, beef jerky eating badass to a well-groomed, "metrosexual" girly-boy like Ben Affleck? Affleck recently agreed to be a spokesman for L'Oreal, with L'Oreal quoted as saying "Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to care for their appearance." Afraid of taking care of their appearances? It's not that we're afraid you *******s, it's that we don't menstruate. What next? Men getting hormone injections so they can breast feed?
"Ben embodies a new generation of men who show their strength in their personality but are not afraid to breast feed their children."
Is it okay that I don't have a sense of style? Is it okay for me to scratch myself? I'm hairy. I like wearing plaid and I don't want to be told how to dress by some dude with a "queer eye." Is that okay with you sissies, or would you like me to package my balls and neatly carry them in a purse? For crying out loud. You're turning us into a nation of rutabagas.
That's why I wrote this tribute to real men, the kind of men who perpetuate our species, don't know what conditioner is used for, and don't apologize for not wearing makeup. Without further ado, real men:
More at the link.
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Yes, but Gregory Peck had impeccable grooming habits. So does Judge Mathis.
Gotta agree with the list. Too bad Maddox left off John Wayne, Abraham Lincoln, and Brett Favre.
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Was it Peck in Guns of navarone?
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Originally posted by gofaster
Yes, but Gregory Peck had impeccable grooming habits. So does Judge Mathis.
Gotta agree with the list. Too bad Maddox left off John Wayne, Abraham Lincoln, and Brett Favre.
I thought Gregory Peck was flaming...
Hmmm
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Originally posted by muckmaw
I thought Gregory Peck was flaming...
Hmmm
That was Rock Hudson. They buried him face down so his buddies could stop by for a "cold one".
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thats bed even for you ripsnort LOL