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Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Ripsnort on December 10, 2003, 12:32:56 PM
(http://home.comcast.net/~ripsnort60/CoffeeTable.jpg)
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Hawklore on December 10, 2003, 01:16:35 PM
Keeps the Wine a nice room tempature...
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Sandman on December 10, 2003, 02:26:50 PM
Shouldn't the corks be pointed down?
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Wanker on December 10, 2003, 02:44:26 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Shouldn't the corks be pointed down?


Yes, the corks will dry out with them stored like that.
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 10, 2003, 02:49:39 PM
Lazs don't drink.
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Skuzzy on December 10, 2003, 03:01:01 PM
Uh,..Someone that makes a coffee table from a small block V8 migh not comprehend the finer aspsects of wine storage.  :D
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Pooh21 on December 10, 2003, 03:02:57 PM
who the hell cares about te cork? now Im not a wine drinker, but when the top came off the vodka bottle I chucked it into a corner or something.
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Stoned Gecko on December 10, 2003, 03:04:17 PM
Where do I order one of those?
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Sandman on December 10, 2003, 03:07:46 PM
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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Uh,..Someone that makes a coffee table from a small block V8 migh not comprehend the finer aspsects of wine storage.  :D



LOL.
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: SirLoin on December 10, 2003, 03:20:18 PM
What's wrong with a coffee table made from an MG Midget engine block?..:D
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: lazs2 on December 10, 2003, 05:43:36 PM
Nothing... if you're a dork.

lazs
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Airhead on December 10, 2003, 07:19:40 PM
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Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Shouldn't the corks be pointed down?


No because most wineries today use synthetic corks so there's no cork rotting now. Also wine used to be stored, and pored, with the label up because setiment would gather at the bottom, but nowadays the setiment is filtered out of wine before it's bottled.

Airhead, Master in all things alcohol.
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 10, 2003, 07:30:47 PM
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Originally posted by Pooh21
who the hell cares about te cork? now Im not a wine drinker, but when the top came off the vodka bottle I chucked it into a corner or something.


If the cork dries out it won't seal (turning the wine to crap) and will fall apart during opening (filling the crappy wine with corky tidbits).
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Godzilla on December 10, 2003, 07:33:31 PM
LOL, what do you have to do to get the wine bottles out, lift off the whole glass top?

Other than that, it's a materpiece!
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Ripsnort on December 10, 2003, 08:05:14 PM
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Originally posted by Godzilla
LOL, what do you have to do to get the wine bottles out, lift off the whole glass top?

 


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Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Godzilla on December 10, 2003, 08:08:40 PM
I have a practicle idea for a design modification: Take the glass off and throw it away, spinkle some nachos in the center and stuff beer and ice in the cylinders.

Maybe even put it on little wheels and mount a big chain to the front so it can be pulled around next to the computer if needed.
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Reschke on December 10, 2003, 08:29:36 PM
Well if my wife was drinking those bottles they wouldn't last much more than 2-3 days. I myself am a scotch and ice kind of guy and Warsteiner in the fridge at an agreeable low temperature as well.
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: straffo on December 11, 2003, 03:36:51 AM
I agree storing wine this way is plain wrong ... light , heat ...
I don't want to drink such bottle :)
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: Maniac on December 11, 2003, 03:44:41 AM
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LOL, what do you have to do to get the wine bottles out, lift off the whole glass top?


Was thinking the same thing.... bad design....
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Post by: Saintaw on December 11, 2003, 07:25:13 AM
Who would want to drink out of a bottle with synthetic cork ???
Surpasses my comprehention.
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Post by: Staga on December 11, 2003, 10:06:25 AM
I'm just wondering if Buick's 215cd/Rover 3,5liter was made of aluminium?
Would be much lighter than a iron block.
Can't afford to buy a Keith Black block...
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Post by: Pongo on December 11, 2003, 10:08:39 AM
Yet another nail in the coffin of the Beer vs Wine debate..
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Post by: SirLoin on December 11, 2003, 11:37:25 AM
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Originally posted by lazs2
Nothing... if you're a dork.

lazs


Touche' you BigBlock-Head...:D
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: DocDoom on December 13, 2003, 10:26:26 PM
Yes, the all aluminium block Buick 215 cu. in. V8 would be much better weight wise, almost half of an ironblock Chevy smallblock ... I had a rather heavily modiefied one of those at one time in a '69 Rover P6B saloon.

I quite like the idea of that for a coffee table.
Title: Lazs, found a nice coffee table for you
Post by: lazs2 on December 14, 2003, 10:40:12 AM
the 215" buick is 325 lbs.   A small block ford is 460 and alluminum head small block chev's with late intakes are about 500 lbs.   those are for complete engines.

Several of the guys in my modified healey group have the buick engines... they are relatively slow compared to the chevy and ford ones.   the motor is wide so no easier to install and the stock healey drive train weighs about 60 lbs more than small block chevy and muncie 4 speed so balance is better in the chevy versions like mine.  

for me... the only real use for a 215 would be a coffee table.   I can get an all alluminum small block (or big block) if that is a big deal.

lazs