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Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: 2stony on December 10, 2003, 12:46:47 PM: What's the funniest bumper sticker you've ever seen?

Mine was a car with two stickers on it. One said "Mushroom Growers of Washington" and the other said "I Brake For Halucinations".

:rofl
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 10, 2003, 01:07:11 PM: "Join the Army: Travel to exotic locations, meet interesting people and kill them."
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Post by: kappa on December 10, 2003, 01:10:07 PM: Bush Chenny 2004 hahahaha

k
AoM
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Post by: Zapata on December 10, 2003, 01:33:18 PM: "My kid beat up your honor student."

-classic-
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Post by: Animal on December 10, 2003, 01:36:16 PM: BABY ON BOARD

LOL!!!! GET IT?! THERES A BABY ON BOARD, BE CAREFUL!!!
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 10, 2003, 01:43:46 PM: Quote
Originally posted by kappa
Bush Chenny 2004 hahahaha

k
AoM

Not nearly as funny as "Re-elect Gore in 2004."

Comedy gold.
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: aknimitz on December 10, 2003, 01:44:47 PM: "Gas, bellybutton or Grass - No One Rides for Free"
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Post by: nuchpatrick on December 10, 2003, 02:00:55 PM: " Horn broke watch for finger "

" Honk if parts fall off "

" If you can read this. Please, roll me over "
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: capt. apathy on December 10, 2003, 02:04:34 PM: notice: driver only carries $20 worth of ammo
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Post by: Modas on December 10, 2003, 02:13:15 PM: on a VERY COLD day in wisconsin...

"GLOBAL WARMING MY A**!!"

:D It was perfect
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Post by: Sandman on December 10, 2003, 02:18:06 PM: "Yes, as a matter of fact, I do fawk on the first date."
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: Stoned Gecko on December 10, 2003, 03:13:42 PM: "If you're gonna ride my ass, pull my hair"
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Post by: Duedel on December 10, 2003, 03:37:56 PM: Griminalboliseiaudo

ROTFL
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Post by: Maverick on December 10, 2003, 05:19:57 PM: Visualize using your turn signal!
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Post by: polka on December 10, 2003, 05:29:07 PM: "If it's got TITS or WHEELS... Sooner or later, it's gonna give you trouble."

goaly
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Post by: loser on December 10, 2003, 05:35:15 PM: "I drive once a month, and every time i kill loser"
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Post by: doobs on December 10, 2003, 06:15:33 PM: I miss my wife............but my aim is getting better

Horn broke, look for hand signs

For Hockey fans I saw this one in Buffalo:

Jesus Saves............But Satan knocks in the rebound

If women couldn't reproduce
Men whould hunt them for sport
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: Chairboy on December 10, 2003, 06:18:54 PM: http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=351&p=2

Here are some light hearted samples:

(http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//EDGECRUSHER_band.jpg)

(http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//Iluvatar_dog.jpg)

(http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//MrButterpants_nambla.jpg)

(http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//Axolotl_dead.jpg)

(http://www.somethingawful.com/inserts/articlepics/goldmine/bumperstickers//Sandamnit_high.jpg)
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: -Concho- on December 10, 2003, 06:19:52 PM: keep honking, I'm reloading
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: Stoned Gecko on December 10, 2003, 06:20:06 PM: "If it has tires or testicles it will cause you trouble"

I know it's similar to the one above ... just another vairation I guess.
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: Gixer on December 10, 2003, 06:20:42 PM: Gorgeous blonde was driving a Mercedes Convertible with the licence plate. "WasHis"

Best bumper sticker. Lowered Nissan Skyline with the usual mags and loud stereo and tinted windows. Bumper Sticker just said. "Don't Laugh Your Daugther Is Probably In Here" :-)

~~...-Gixer~~
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Post by: capt. apathy on December 10, 2003, 06:58:24 PM: "I went to the fights and a hockey game broke out"
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Post by: Shuckins on December 10, 2003, 07:26:02 PM: Welcome to Arkansas...now leave your daughter and go home.

If you can read this...you need to read this (finger)

Regards, Shuckins
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Post by: Fridaddy on December 10, 2003, 09:15:56 PM: On a Police Academy instructors pickup truck

Support curbside justice
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Post by: sling322 on December 10, 2003, 09:18:04 PM: I have a perfect body.....problem is, its in the trunk and its beginning to smell.
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Post by: Wolfala on December 10, 2003, 09:48:57 PM: (http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_204_1071114497.jpg)

Keep honking....

For more, goto http://www.redvsblue.com
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: mjolnir on December 10, 2003, 10:04:27 PM: I can only get away with this because I went there and know it's all in good humor:

Reportedly seen on a car in Colorado Springs--- "My cadet raped your honor student."
Title: Funniest Bumper Sticker
Post by: BEVO on December 11, 2003, 09:59:02 AM: Jesus, save me from your followers
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Post by: BlckMgk on December 11, 2003, 10:10:58 AM: "Diapers and Politicians need to be changed for the same reason..."