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Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: Chairboy on December 10, 2003, 10:08:29 PM: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1203/rotk.html

Fellow faithful, please read the above warning before you are tricked into seeing this upcoming movie!
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: Hawklore on December 10, 2003, 10:10:47 PM: God..

Tell me there arn't people that stupid out there?

-edit- Hilarious site -/edit-
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: Belle on December 10, 2003, 10:13:18 PM: What edition that u prefer?

Ring edition, Tower edition, or King edition?

thanx....:confused:
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: cpxxx on December 10, 2003, 10:14:28 PM: Uh oh, anyone who links to that site will be immediately transported to the eternal flames of hell. Blashphemy:eek:
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: Belle on December 10, 2003, 10:16:31 PM: Quote
Originally posted by cpxxx
Uh oh, anyone who links to that site will be immediately transported to the eternal flames of hell. Blashphemy:eek:

Heheh that sound sooz cute and fund!
Title: LOL!
Post by: SOB on December 10, 2003, 10:25:42 PM: Quote
“While the title sounded convincing, since Jesus is the King of Man, we still feared that the homosexual Jews who run Hollywood might be using their trickery to coax Christians into witnessing blasphemous filth. Most of us remember very clearly our revulsion back in 1972 when we went to the screening of that Larry Flynt fellow’s “The Second Coming.”
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: rpm on December 11, 2003, 05:35:12 AM: It's not another Elvis Impersonator show at The Tropicana?
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: bigUC on December 11, 2003, 06:59:52 AM: Uh oh, anyone who links to that site will be immediately transported to the eternal flames of hell. Blashphemy

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1203/rotk.html (http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news1203/rotk.html)

waiting...
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: Cerceuilvolant on December 11, 2003, 11:11:00 AM: (http://users.erols.com/oddities-inc/harry.gif)

:rofl

Damn, Dubya's pals are awesome!:aok
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 11, 2003, 11:16:19 AM: What a pathetic bigoted site. About as funny or tolerant as this one: http://www.tnbsolution.com/afn/
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: Gunslinger on December 11, 2003, 11:26:48 AM: That's gotta be a hoax....I cant imagine anybody being that DUMB. If this is true, this is a clear indication of why I dont believe in religion. Most religions are full of hypocritical BS. This is just another example
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: kappa on December 11, 2003, 11:34:03 AM: Last Thursday, a Christian mole at New Line Cinema pocketed a videocassette of the upcoming movie, The Return of the King. He secretly boarded one of Sister Betty Bowers' private ministry Gulfstream V jets at LAX, and three-and-a-half hours later, delivered the tape to Pastor Deacon Fred, who was waiting in the Platinum Level Tither Lounge at Landover’s private five-gate terminal...

lol a christian stole a copy of the tape, etc.... wow, anyone else find these first few sentences disturbing??

“Boy, were we ever wrong! Them Jews really pulled a fast one on us with this one. George Bush should make it illegal to use the words, ‘King,’ and ‘Return,’ in the same sentence, unless someone is referring to Jesus Christ. I have to say, it is just out-and-out blasphemy for mortal men to call themselves King

lol thank gawd for all the so called liberals, frogs, treehuggers, and the like that these bastards cant do this... loving sick fearful little religous biatchs.. Your gonna LOVE jesus TOO!! NOW!!!!!!

Church members were enthralled by the bloodshed and gruesome violence that dominated the first three hours of the film

lol the first 3??

The Good Lord’s final Book of the Bible says God will kill a quarter of the Earth with the sword, starvation and beasts (Revelation 6:8), a third of the planet by using four angels with an army of 200 million soldiers (Revelation 9:15-19), 7,000 sinners with an earthquake (Revelation 11:13) and the rest with fire and brimstone (Revelation 14:10-11; 18:8).

lol arm yourselfs sinners! God is coming for YOU!!!!

lol as if a god of love, our father, could do such a thing.. Could you hunt down and kill your children?? lol and they call it the 'good book'......

LoL i'd hate to think I could only spend eternity with the likes of these freaks.. lol

k
AoM
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: ravells on December 11, 2003, 11:36:10 AM: The whole site is a spoof. Surely you must have known???

Ravs
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: kappa on December 11, 2003, 11:38:07 AM: lol but its funny!!

k
AoM
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: SOB on December 11, 2003, 12:53:35 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
What a pathetic bigoted site. About as funny or tolerant as this one: http://www.tnbsolution.com/afn/

Man, you are a touchy little ***** when it comes to Jebus, aren't you?
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: Chairboy on December 11, 2003, 01:01:43 PM: Save me Jebus!
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: SOB on December 11, 2003, 01:09:17 PM: And in case anyone is thinking about getting their kid a gun, here's a good place to start...

http://www.chickenhead.com/features/nrakids/index.html

LOL, linked off the Landover Baptist site :)
Title: Warning: 'Return of the King' is not about Jesus!
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 11, 2003, 01:11:23 PM: tee hee hee