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Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: ravells on December 12, 2003, 04:42:40 AM
1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks well, cleans up and has a job.
 
2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh.
 
3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
 
4. It's important to have a woman who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
 
5. It's very, very important that these four women don't know each other.

Ravs
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Maniac on December 12, 2003, 05:04:16 AM
LOOOOOOOL!
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Skuzzy on December 12, 2003, 07:53:54 AM
ROFL!  Good one.
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Nilsen on December 12, 2003, 07:59:15 AM
Outstanding ravells, you made my day !

:rofl
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 12, 2003, 11:45:45 AM
LOL!

And TRUE! :D
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Gunslinger on December 12, 2003, 01:08:10 PM
Just because of that the Gunslinger's "daily divorce" talk with his wife has been post poned till monday

Thanks that's good!
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Dune on December 12, 2003, 01:20:25 PM
Love does not mean never having to say you're sorry. It means having to say you're sorry over and over again, in new and different ways, every day, every week, every month, even when you don't want to, every year, until God grants you his mercy and you finally, blissfully die.
 
- Esquire
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Wanker on December 12, 2003, 01:22:50 PM
:rofl

Hilarious and so true, ravells!

Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: beet1e on December 12, 2003, 01:24:30 PM
ROFL Ravells!  Reminds me of that other one -
  • Do you talk to your wife while making love?
  • - only if she calls!
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: AKIron on December 12, 2003, 01:26:35 PM
LOL

Good one ravells. BTW, if your wife asks which one she is the correct answer is: all four dear. :aok
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Stoned Gecko on December 12, 2003, 01:34:25 PM
Thanks for making my morning!!!:rofl
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Wolfala on December 12, 2003, 02:48:48 PM
Quote from that Russle Crow movie out...


"To our loves and our sweethearts....May they never meet!"
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Thrawn on December 12, 2003, 04:07:46 PM
Quote
Originally posted by Dune
Love does not mean never having to say you're sorry. It means having to say you're sorry over and over again, in new and different ways, every day, every week, every month, even when you don't want to, every year, until God grants you his mercy and you finally, blissfully die.
 
- Esquire


Fantastic quote.
Title: The Five Secrets of a Perfect Relationship
Post by: Shuckins on December 12, 2003, 05:00:30 PM
I only have one woman, and she's pretty good at four of those...but don't tell her I said so.

When in the company of others I always refer to her as my first wife.  Keeps her on her toes.

Regards, Shuckins