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Title: Howard Dean Reveals He Suffers From “Humorless Liberal Syndrome”
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 13, 2003, 02:04:39 AM

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from the neoWHIG party website
Howard Dean Reveals He Suffers From “Humorless Liberal Syndrome”

By William Edward Gibbon Grim
 
Montpelier, VT — Speaking before a large crowd of supporters at the annual Montpelier Che Guevara Appreciation Day Meatless Barbecue, Democrat presidential frontrunner Howard Dean announced that he has been diagnosed as suffering from “Humorless Liberal Syndrome” or HLS.

HLS is a serious neurological disorder that afflicts over 99.99% of leftwing Americans, according to information provided by the National HLS Foundation. Persons who suffer from HLS are born without the brain lobe that control’s one’s sense of humor, enjoyment of life and the ability to refrain from being pompous and taking oneself so seriously. Although the cause of HLS is not known for certain, clinical evidence does suggest that early childhood exposure to soymilk and National Public Radio talk shows is to blame.

While campaign officials are being tightlipped about the status of the candidate’s health, Broken Newz has learned that Dean is scheduled next week to receive an experimental funny bone transplant at the Mayo Clinic.

If successful, the marrow of the transplanted funny bone will stimulate the production of enzymes and brain tissue that will give Mr. Dean the physical ability to acquire a sense of humor after a six-month period of humor rehabilitation. Broken Newz has also learned that after his operation Mr. Dean will undergo rehabilitation at the Henny Youngman Clinic in Pasadena, California. The clinic has previously treated celebrity HLS sufferers such as Jerry Brown, Jimmy Carter and Gloria Steinem.

Title: Howard Dean Reveals He Suffers From “Humorless Liberal Syndrome”
Post by: NUKE on December 13, 2003, 02:07:21 AM

Dean is joke trying to be funny.

Title: Howard Dean Reveals He Suffers From “Humorless Liberal Syndrome”
Post by: _Schadenfreude_ on December 13, 2003, 02:41:08 AM

Ahhhh the irony....a wannabe conservative commenting on the lack of sense of humour in others......

Title: Howard Dean Reveals He Suffers From “Humorless Liberal Syndrome”
Post by: Torque on December 13, 2003, 03:25:16 AM

Dean when he perks on a smile looks like he'd still have a water tight anus below 1000 fathoms. :rofl

Title: Howard Dean Reveals He Suffers From “Humorless Liberal Syndrome”
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 13, 2003, 04:48:24 AM

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Originally posted by _Schadenfreude_
Ahhhh the irony....a wannabe conservative commenting on the lack of sense of humour in others......

Wha? well that wasn't very funny...

Now if you wanted to be funny, you might say, "A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, 'Why the long face?' "

Title: Howard Dean Reveals He Suffers From “Humorless Liberal Syndrome”
Post by: Sandman on December 13, 2003, 02:10:20 PM

Ba Da Bump...


:D

Title: Howard Dean Reveals He Suffers From “Humorless Liberal Syndrome”
Post by: Dune on December 13, 2003, 04:43:50 PM

:aok

Title: Howard Dean Reveals He Suffers From “Humorless Liberal Syndrome”
Post by: Batz on December 13, 2003, 05:13:43 PM

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annual Montpelier Che Guevara Appreciation Day Meatless Barbecue,

Comedy gold right there. Are you sure he doesnt have a sense of humor?