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Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Belle on December 13, 2003, 08:15:11 PM
When youz pick out wife, what u look for?  Cute, fund, or CUTE AND FUND?  

What edition wife that u prefer?
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: pugg666 on December 13, 2003, 08:20:43 PM
ahh paid a visit to the wife store I see

check out wife V2.00, combines the best of both worlds....until
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Belle on December 13, 2003, 08:25:11 PM
Wuh happenz in V2.0?  They get more cutest????? :confused:
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: RTR on December 13, 2003, 09:09:29 PM
Well   WIFE V2.00 was okay, liveable at least.
I mean everything was kinda sorta okay you know. Not to many boots to desktop, the culinary software was great etc.

Things started to go downhill though when the first patch came out. Now I got WIFE V2.10  and I'll tell ya, increasing the memory was a real crappy idea.

And to top that all off, customer support says there is no possible way to roll back to the older version. Once you have WIFE V2.10 you are stuck with it, at leasts till the next patch.

oops, gotta go put the helmet back on..it's home.

RTR
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Belle on December 13, 2003, 09:24:26 PM
Oh my Pete's sakes!
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Mini D on December 13, 2003, 09:59:54 PM
I'd start by giving her a spelling check of the most common 3 letter words.  If she spells any of them with 4 letters, I wouldn't bother... at least not unless she put out on the first date.

MiniD
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Creamo on December 13, 2003, 10:20:23 PM
Check for a bruise. Thats a good start.
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Mini D on December 13, 2003, 10:23:45 PM
I need some more clarification on that creamo... is checking for a bruise on the first date and finding one a good thing or a bad thing?

MiniD
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Creamo on December 13, 2003, 10:47:46 PM
Lol, I tried to find a fitting responce but gave up laughing,...
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Pfunk on December 13, 2003, 11:04:06 PM
You could try here

http://www.lifetimecompanion.com/

Looks like David Arquette Cox.....Courtney Cox's husband went here before he bagged Courtney...3rd row down

http://www.lifetimecompanion.com/tour/photos/
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 13, 2003, 11:07:34 PM
Creamo, allow me.
It depends on your values.  On one hand, it implies used goods.  On the other hand, it means she might let you...
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Creamo on December 13, 2003, 11:11:56 PM
Even the Millennium Falcon?!
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 13, 2003, 11:12:56 PM
You have a point.  I'm not sure how to interpret it.  To me it says "Han Solo Docked Here".
Title: Re: When looking for wife...
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 13, 2003, 11:13:46 PM
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Originally posted by Belle
When youz pick out wife, what u look for?  Cute, fund, or CUTE AND FUND?  

What edition wife that u prefer?


I prefer no bruise, 3' tall, flat head.  18 or older or at least a good fake ID.
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: pugg666 on December 13, 2003, 11:19:30 PM
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3' tall, flat head.


that has possibilities...must do some research.
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Lazerus on December 13, 2003, 11:38:20 PM
Don't forget the big ears.




Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Dune on December 13, 2003, 11:50:43 PM
And no teeth.  And can breath out her ears.
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Vulcan on December 14, 2003, 03:57:17 AM
So ummm like when did Minus get a sex change?
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Monk on December 14, 2003, 05:07:56 AM
Hey Belle, youz Cajun or something?
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: scout on December 14, 2003, 08:09:27 AM
belle = airhead ?
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: lazs2 on December 14, 2003, 10:26:05 AM
belle.. when you are in your belle persona do you crave sex with men?    Not an offer, just curious.  

lazs
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: senna on December 14, 2003, 04:28:01 PM
bring lotsa cash, lotsa experience or incomplete and utter stupididy and recklessness in decision making. Thats how most people do it.

:aok
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: 212 on December 14, 2003, 04:53:05 PM
Dont forget to tell him/her your still a waiting virgin. Being a virgin is an admired trait in people when looking for a spouse.

:rolleyes:
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: Belle on December 14, 2003, 07:12:31 PM
hmmz interezting
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on December 14, 2003, 07:15:33 PM
Everytime I read something from Belle, I feel like I've had a full frontal lobotamy with a corkscrew and shop vac.
-SW
Title: When looking for wife...
Post by: RTR on December 14, 2003, 07:29:31 PM
Bumb it!