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Title: Google Challenge
Post by: ravells on December 15, 2003, 06:59:06 AM: If you have some time on your hands:

Can you think of two reasonably common English words that you can put into google and NOT get a web-page hit containing both words?

Eg: 'brick aardvark' returned this:

aardvark.dj: Just another brick in the
aardvark.dj. ... August 15, 2002. Just another brick in the. Just another
brick in the wall. My old high school burnt down last night. ...
http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/000239.html - 22k - Cached - Similar pages

Ravs
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Duedel on December 15, 2003, 07:12:42 AM: testicles altocumulus

only returns 1 page :D
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: mora on December 15, 2003, 08:01:42 AM: "northpole gonorrea" - no hits.

I remember hearing that the game was about getting as close to one(1) hit as possible?
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: ravells on December 15, 2003, 08:14:56 AM: You spelled Gonorrhea wrong! (see below)

testicles altocumulus is a good one though! Best result I've seen yet!

Ravs

Where Are They Now - Santa Claus
... Foggy Christmas's whirlwind deliveries, the other reindeer at the North Pole begrudgingly
began ... in no shape to fly due to his debilitating Gonorrhea, so Santa ...
http://www.insidejoke.tv/200112/rudolph.asp - 11k - Cached - Similar pages
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: mora on December 15, 2003, 08:19:38 AM: DOH!
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Duedel on December 15, 2003, 08:26:19 AM: I'm Mr. Google

_____________________________ _______________
Duedel aka Mr. Google
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Kirin on December 15, 2003, 10:14:14 AM: Sorry Duedel - now gimme that crown!

zero hits for

"tubus" + "groundhog"

- tubus alone: 54'900
- groundhog alone: 291'000

Hehe - I am Mr. Google!!

sidenote: Hmm, does that mean I should stop developement for a groundhog tubus?
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: midnight Target on December 15, 2003, 10:20:05 AM: Dangit!

I tried Wet and Teeshirt....

I'll try again.
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: CyranoAH on December 15, 2003, 10:29:50 AM: - Warthog and Condescendence: 0 hits

Daniel
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Dowding on December 15, 2003, 10:34:29 AM: mauve antiestablishmentarianism

ZERO hits, surprisingly!
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: ravells on December 15, 2003, 10:50:51 AM: Daniel is Mr Google!

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tubus - not allowed: it is a proper noun, seems to be a brand name. - sorry Kirin!

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Condescendence: good one (but maybe archaic?)

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antiestablishmentarianism (not sure if this is a word & anyway is not reasonably common)- Dowding did you mean antidisestablishmentarianism where there are hits with mauve?:

MC Game 58: How 'bout...
... Ann Glasgow, Useless, I almost buzzed for a mauve dog, but dogs are ... Peter Uncertainty,
Antidisestablishmentarianism, All right, I'm going to make the table look ...
madeira.physiol.ucl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/delphi/ interactive/mcg/mcold.pl?58 - 26k - Cached - Similar pages

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Some of the results are quite amusing. I typed in Spitfire testicles and got this:

... I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend in the passenger
seat reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.". ...
members.shaw.ca/spitfire1500/humour.html - 24k - Cached - Similar pages
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Kirin on December 15, 2003, 10:52:28 AM: Condescendence has a meager 966 hits - please post the single results as well - how about king is the one who gets zero hits with the biggest single sum?

So I am still Mr. Google... ;)
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Kirin on December 15, 2003, 10:54:13 AM: Errr Ravells - tubus is the medical instrument you use to secure airways - there are different brands...
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Kirin on December 15, 2003, 10:57:56 AM: Oh well, looks like the common name for that is "tube" in english - I withdraw my submission then... :(

:D
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Dowding on December 15, 2003, 11:00:33 AM: No I meant antiestablishmentarianism. That's a word I tell ya.
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Duedel on December 15, 2003, 11:02:47 AM: Does this mean I'm still Mr. Google?

BTW I thought it was about getting 1 hit exactly?
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: ravells on December 15, 2003, 11:09:56 AM: Quote
No I meant antiestablishmentarianism. That's a word I tell ya.

to which I say, testicles altocumulus, to you mate! (word exists but not reasonably common)

Duedel is still Mr Google with 1 hit (the taget is 0 hits).

Ravs
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Charon on December 15, 2003, 11:38:04 AM: Wow, "Teenage girls" was more popular than I though. Time to try "hot action."

Charon
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: myelo on December 15, 2003, 12:12:44 PM: "astrocytoma boobie" = 1

astrocytoma = 64,300 (a type of brain tumor)

boobie = 105,000

"creamo boobie" also works
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: mrblack on December 15, 2003, 12:33:48 PM: Big Boobs 3.990.000
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: BlckMgk on December 15, 2003, 01:08:19 PM: Ambidextrous= 89,300 (Single)
Pontification= 12,000 (Single)

Ambidextrous Pontification = 2
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Order of Nazorean Essenes
... English Words: COUNTRY MUSIC, AMBIDEXTROUS, CONGRESSWOMAN, INTRAVENOUS, RHINESTONE,
SPRINGTIME ... III(# Multiples): To express force (#29) by Pontification. ...
essenes.crosswinds.net/gem7.html - 101k - Cached - Similar pages

hydrochloride peony Mexico whiplash chalet efficacious inelastic ...
... booky basic sorority diety raoul enthrone grapevine ambidextrous twitchy dwarf ... scopic
dutch embroil manhattan clio supernatant pontification countrywide root ...
_____________________

Edit:

And:
Tubbies= 993
Tubules= 163,000

Tubbies Tubules

Got 0 returns
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Duedel on December 15, 2003, 01:12:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Big Boobs 3.990.000

LOL 3.990.000 to go Blacky
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: mrblack on December 15, 2003, 01:16:10 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Duedel
LOL 3.990.000 to go Blacky

LOL shows where our minds are REALLY at LOL:D
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Duedel on December 15, 2003, 01:29:38 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
LOL shows where our minds are REALLY at LOL:D

ur mind at boobs mine at testicles ... uhm .... wait uhm ... D'OH :D
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Duedel on December 15, 2003, 01:30:37 PM
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: straffo on December 15, 2003, 01:53:33 PM: I was about to post "anorexie post-prandiale" specially for Kirin ...
But I got to many hit :)
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: ravells on December 15, 2003, 02:13:52 PM: Ambidextrous Pontification - 2 results is pretty good. Most common words so far.

The best I've managed is 2 results with ectopic masturbator.

Ravs
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Duedel on December 15, 2003, 02:20:03 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ravells
Ambidextrous Pontification - 2 results is pretty good. Most common words so far.

The best I've managed is 2 results with ectopic masturbator.

Ravs

Pontification is not an english word AFAIK. It must be Pontificate. But I'm a german so ...

... but I'm still Mr. google ... na na naaaa na naaaa na
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Raubvogel on December 15, 2003, 03:05:55 PM: hydrodynamics corkboard Results 1 - 1 of 1

PDF] Marine Equip. Classifications
File Format: PDF/Adobe Acrobat - View as HTML
Page 1. Master List of product classifications European respondents
mail to: ANCHOR PUBLICATIONS INC. Unit 1 & 2, Minters Industrial ...
http://www.marinetrac.com/master_list.pdf - Similar pages
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: AKS\/\/ulfe on December 15, 2003, 03:31:22 PM: Constipated + vegetable. 0 returns. EDIT: I searched with quotes around both words, are you guys not using quotes?
-SW
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: BlckMgk on December 15, 2003, 03:33:58 PM: Now lets see who can come up with the search with the most Hits.. first one I did.. Results 1 - 10 of about 3,340,000,000.. I don't want to reveal what I searched for Just yet.. see if any one can come up something higher..
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: BlckMgk on December 15, 2003, 03:36:05 PM: Quote
Originally posted by AKS\/\/ulfe
Constipated + vegetable. 0 returns. EDIT: I searched with quotes around both words, are you guys not using quotes?
-SW

Not using quotes here... if so i'd get less returns..
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: midnight Target on December 15, 2003, 03:50:59 PM: I claim the Kingship.....

funkypants heterosexual

1 hit exactly.

:rofl
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: JB73 on December 15, 2003, 04:45:56 PM: Quote
Originally posted by BlckMgk
Now lets see who can come up with the search with the most Hits.. first one I did.. Results 1 - 10 of about 3,340,000,000.. I don't want to reveal what I searched for Just yet.. see if any one can come up something higher..
i got higher:

Results 1 - 10 of about 5,480,000,000. Search took 0.11 seconds.

hint first page result was for the onion newspaper

i know what you did too hehehehehe

pretty easy to guess
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Waffle on December 15, 2003, 05:05:52 PM: Whatever you do - DO NOT try "Freaking Ho"
Title: I win!
Post by: Seeker on December 15, 2003, 06:08:31 PM: Polyorchid ferret gives 0 hits!

I'm as happy as a three balled rabbit catcher!
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: majic on December 15, 2003, 06:40:00 PM: Got 5 with erotic thermorecepter. Will try other erotic combos.

edit: Got 4 with erotic pteradon.

new edit: 3 with fellatio and neoconservatism.

...and 1 with erotic and sautern (you don't want to know what site that brought up.)
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: midnight Target on December 15, 2003, 09:38:16 PM: I am the King again..

1 hit on........

MiniD debutant:D
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: pugg666 on December 15, 2003, 10:21:42 PM: gooble tooling

Results 1 - 1 of 1. Search took 0.22 seconds.
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Scrap on December 15, 2003, 10:49:48 PM: Quote
Originally posted by BlckMgk
Now lets see who can come up with the search with the most Hits.. first one I did.. Results 1 - 10 of about 3,340,000,000.. I don't want to reveal what I searched for Just yet.. see if any one can come up something higher..

two words still... or just one? :confused:
Title: Google Challenge
Post by: Kekule on December 17, 2003, 04:23:07 PM: Y'all are describing a "googlewhack".

http://www.googlewhack.com/

Mindless fun. :)