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Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Pongo on December 15, 2003, 04:09:30 PM: Will improve under Prime Minsiter Martin.
Cretien liked poking uncaged tigers too much. And he was stupid.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Habu on December 15, 2003, 04:14:18 PM: They can only go up.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Ripsnort on December 15, 2003, 04:15:34 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Habu
They can only go up.

Be me to it..:)
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Pongo on December 15, 2003, 04:23:31 PM: Not correct. They could go way way down. Our trade relations are fine, our troops are supporting yours in Afganistan and the persian gulf, Our quarterbacks are playing in your football teams and your quarterbacks are playing in ours. Your CEOs are running our companies and ours are running yours. We have the longest open border in the world and we share the best looking woman in the world.
Things could be way way worse.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Mickey1992 on December 15, 2003, 04:29:38 PM: Define "share".
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: skernsk on December 15, 2003, 04:31:04 PM: He's still a Liberal ..... but he does seem to want to 'do something' while in office.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Ripsnort on December 15, 2003, 04:31:41 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mickey1992
Define "share".

If you're asking if you've possibly made love with Pongo by proxy, the answer is Possibly.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Pongo on December 15, 2003, 04:32:05 PM: "Share"
as in best man wins.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Mickey1992 on December 15, 2003, 04:34:11 PM: OK, I give up. Who are we tryin to "win"?
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Pongo on December 15, 2003, 04:53:16 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Mickey1992
OK, I give up. Who are we tryin to "win"?

sorry, you have to like girls to get it.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: mrblack on December 15, 2003, 05:05:21 PM: Canada Is a great allie!
And they gave us HOCKEY Nuff said.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 15, 2003, 05:11:14 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
sorry, you have to like girls to get it.

KAAAAAAAAARAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: ra on December 15, 2003, 05:16:28 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
We have the longest open border in the world and we share the best looking woman in the world.

I hope you don't mean Pamela Anderson.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Jack55 on December 15, 2003, 05:31:55 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Habu
They can only go up.

It's not that bad even though we're "bastards" hated by some Canadians. It's not as if B-52s are targeting Hockey rinks in Canada just to be mean.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Ozark on December 15, 2003, 05:39:26 PM: Thank You Canada! (http://rescueattempt.tripod.com/hostagerescueattempt/id7.html)

I still remember!
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Yeager on December 15, 2003, 05:52:01 PM: I remember when I first discovered that the band Rush was from Canada. I was thrilled and full of pride that my people had immigrated so far north into the untamed masses of trees, and lakes. That my people could play instruments so far into the northern cold.....I was proud that they could write lyrics so well and record with such engineering and production excellence.

Because of the singular accomplishment known as Rush, Canada will always hold a special place in my heart.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Pongo on December 15, 2003, 06:04:44 PM: Quote
Originally posted by ra
I hope you don't mean Pamela Anderson.

naa
I just think between the two countries we have the best looking woman in the world. And they are all available to all of us.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Otto on December 15, 2003, 06:11:31 PM: I'm grateful for Canadian help in Afghanistan and I can understand if your country didn't want to take part in the Iraq war. The 'problem' was your PM and government just wouldn't let it go at that and started pointing 'moral' fingers at the US. That just wasn't necessary and it caused a lot on unneeded hardship for everyone.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Sandman on December 15, 2003, 06:15:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by mrblack
Canada Is a great allie!
And they gave us HOCKEY Nuff said.

Yeah, but they also gave us Celine Dion... so it sort of cancels out.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Ripper29 on December 15, 2003, 06:18:15 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Sandman_SBM
Yeah, but they also gave us Celine Dion... so it sort of cancels out.

No refunds..you have to keep her.....
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Sandman on December 15, 2003, 06:29:59 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Ripper29
No refunds..you have to keep her.....

Damnit.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Mini D on December 15, 2003, 07:46:30 PM: "We've already apologized for Brian Adams" - Canadian Prime Minister

MiniD
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Post by: vorticon on December 15, 2003, 07:56:13 PM: he was a ****ty finance minister what makes you think he'll be a good prime minister???
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Vulcan on December 15, 2003, 08:14:34 PM: I thought the Yanks annexed Canada last year?
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: ra on December 15, 2003, 08:36:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
I thought the Yanks annexed Canada last year?

We thought we did. But the natives insist the country we annexed is called "Afganistan" or something. Maps are so confusing.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Torque on December 15, 2003, 08:41:24 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Vulcan
I thought the Yanks annexed Canada last year?

Actually quite the independent nation with different policies considering when Bush yelp "jump" our PM didn't ask how high unlike yours. Must be a sense of pride in their somewhere i suppose for you.:aok
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Pongo on December 15, 2003, 08:45:17 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Otto
I'm grateful for Canadian help in Afghanistan and I can understand if your country didn't want to take part in the Iraq war. The 'problem' was your PM and government just wouldn't let it go at that and started pointing 'moral' fingers at the US. That just wasn't necessary and it caused a lot on unneeded hardship for everyone.

I must have missed that. I noticed when the Prime Ministers aid called the President an idiot..But I missed the whole moral finger thing. We just didnt play along thats all.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Vulcan on December 15, 2003, 09:32:37 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Torque
Actually quite the independent nation with different policies considering when Bush yelp "jump" our PM didn't ask how high unlike yours. Must be a sense of pride in their somewhere i suppose for you.:aok

Oh Canaduh...

Ummm excuse me when did our PM jump for Bush?

As far as I know George W is too scared to call Aunty Helen (something about her trying to slip him the tongue?)

(http://www.pbs.org/adventuredivas/nz/media/pm.jpg)

You seem very misinformed torquey ;)
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: FUNKED1 on December 15, 2003, 09:38:28 PM: Honestly I don't see how Americans can be upset at Canadians regarding Iraq. Canada did their share in Afghanistan, and their armed forces have major funding/manpower/logistical issues which can't be fixed in the short term.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Thrawn on December 16, 2003, 03:23:38 AM: It could be worse, we could have Mexico on our borde....nevermind.

I would however like thank our Yankian friends for inventing mass produced porn.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Sandman on December 16, 2003, 08:41:03 AM: Quote
Originally posted by Thrawn
It could be worse, we could have Mexico on our borde....nevermind.

I would however like thank our Yankian friends for inventing mass produced porn.

I can think of a few specific Yankians responsible for this... the Clinton Administration.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: lazs2 on December 16, 2003, 08:46:55 AM: that woman has socialist teeth.

I don't think any of us want to imagine canadian porn.

lazs
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: MJHerman on December 16, 2003, 03:32:25 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
I must have missed that. I noticed when the Prime Ministers aid called the President an idiot..But I missed the whole moral finger thing. We just didnt play along thats all.

I believe the exact words were "What a moron!".
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: Pongo on December 16, 2003, 04:09:26 PM: Quote
Originally posted by FUNKED1
Honestly I don't see how Americans can be upset at Canadians regarding Iraq. Canada did their share in Afghanistan, and their armed forces have major funding/manpower/logistical issues which can't be fixed in the short term.

Thats nice of you to say funked. But if we had a military as big as Isreal we wouldnt be in Iraq. Even if we had sent just 2 guys it would have included us in the 'willing' but we wouldnt even do that. Our ships are still there hunting terrorists but Canada was not interested in participating in the invasion of Iraq.
Title: Canada - US relations
Post by: MJHerman on December 16, 2003, 04:11:22 PM: Quote
Originally posted by Pongo
Thats nice of you to say funked. But if we had a military as big as Isreal we wouldnt be in Iraq. Even if we had sent just 2 guys it would have included us in the 'willing' but we wouldnt even do that. Our ships are still there hunting terrorists but Canada was not interested in participating in the invasion of Iraq.

Actually, there are no RCN ships currently deployed in the Gulf. HMCS Calgary, the last one on station, came home this week.