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General Forums => Aces High General Discussion => Topic started by: Kommandant on December 18, 2003, 10:50:42 PM

Title: Rules Of War (revised, A Must Read)
Post by: Kommandant on December 18, 2003, 10:50:42 PM

1 - Under no Circumstances will there be anyone NOT flying with intent to engauge enemy Contacts

2 - No Sheep, Sorry Arabian Knights, but No Sheep Allowed even on those Long BUFF Flights

3 - Beer is Manditory on all Flights, In case of Beer anything Harder such as Vodka or JD is acceptable

4 - A Pack of Cigarettes per Pilot per Week is Manditory (This one is for you HTC) and they will NOT be Luckystrikes!

5 - There will be Absolutely no French Style Surrenders, Unless you have a Permit

6 - *****ing is Allowed in every circumstance except when your Chute is killed (yes yes, I know, I used to do it too)

7 - You can unload your entire 20mm Cannon Round Load into an Enemy Plane and do nothing, Yet they can turn around and Ping you once with a .303 Caliber and take off your tail.

8 - Anyone who flys a Hurricane mk.1 or Spitfire Mk.1 in Combat in the MA Deserves to be saluted on every Kill

9 - You can have a twenty sector Goon flight and not encounter any enemy forces until the second before you drop supplies on your own base and an La7 will take you down

10 - UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES WILL TROOPS BE ALLOWED TO LIVE! (In some cases, espically if they are your own)

Title: Rules Of War (revised, A Must Read)
Post by: Kweassa on December 18, 2003, 11:45:30 PM

11 - ignore everything he says, and let's go kill each other. What is this, a war or an old-ladies' game of Bridge?

Title: Rules Of War (revised, A Must Read)
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 18, 2003, 11:49:15 PM

That wasnt very nice.

Title: Rules Of War (revised, A Must Read)
Post by: Jackal1 on December 19, 2003, 08:17:16 AM

Quote

Originally posted by Saurdaukar
That wasnt very nice.

But......... err butt, butt, butt..........look at it from a different angle. Still OK. :D
Nice avatar.

Title: Rules Of War (revised, A Must Read)
Post by: Saurdaukar on December 19, 2003, 11:12:20 AM

Just doing my part for the community.

Title: Rules Of War (revised, A Must Read)
Post by: Pooh21 on December 19, 2003, 11:14:46 AM

when flying a strike mission in A-20 with Squad CO and XO in jugs, remember to give your CO a chk6 if you are going to test your turret out by firing over his canopy,he'll appreciate it.