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General Forums => The O' Club => Topic started by: Holden McGroin on December 19, 2003, 01:14:58 PM

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 19, 2003, 01:14:58 PM

So this morning, I woke up and looked outside and up in the tree in my backyard was a gorilla!

So I called the local Gorilla Removal Team, and a few minutes later, the guy drives up in his pickup.  He gets out with a stick, a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and a Chihuahua.

He comes over an says to me, “My buddy couldn’t make it today, so I’m a gonna need yer help… What I’m a gonna do, is I’m a gonna climb up ‘is tree and poke at the gorilla with this stick to make 'im fall out, an’ when he falls out, this here li’l dog is gonna go right after his private parts.  When the gorilla has both hands down cover’n up against that li’l dog, you slap the handcuffs on him and the we’ll have ‘em.”

So he starts up the tree, and then I ask him, ‘What’s the shotgun for?”

“Well, if that gorilla knocks me out of the tree first, shoot the dog.”

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: Dingbat on December 19, 2003, 01:16:12 PM

:aok :lol

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: Pongo on December 19, 2003, 01:44:11 PM

never fails to amuse. When ever I try to recount that joke I get it wrong.

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: ravells on December 19, 2003, 05:59:42 PM

good though!

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: SaburoS on December 20, 2003, 01:59:08 AM

LOL, Good one :)

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: Tumor on December 20, 2003, 03:38:16 AM

Pokin apes and shootin dogs.  PETA's gonna be after you now you know!

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: Dingbat on December 20, 2003, 04:09:18 AM

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Originally posted by Tumor
Pokin apes and shootin dogs.  PETA's gonna be after you now you know!

:rofl

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: Holden McGroin on December 20, 2003, 07:38:36 PM

Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before. When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We bagged four elk!"

The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two behind."

Bubba and Jake were both infuriated and insistent. "Well you ain't gonna fly this plane outta here without us an' all four elk," Jake demanded.

The eager to please pilot relented and the plane took off with the three of them and their four elk. About fifteen minutes into the flight the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were hurtling to the ground.

Wearily arising from the wreckage, Bubba looked at Jake and wheezed, "Do you have any idea where we are?"

Jake, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile from where we crashed last year."

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: spitfire708 on December 20, 2003, 07:49:44 PM

:rofl :lol :rofl :aok :rofl :lol :

Title: Gorilla Removal Team
Post by: mietla on December 21, 2003, 01:03:09 AM

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Originally posted by Tumor
Pokin apes and shootin dogs.  PETA's gonna be after you now you know!

you did not even mention gorilla's balls (if) he falls first.

McGroin falls first? Who cares?