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Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: MetaTron on December 26, 2003, 09:57:37 PM
GVs spawn to factories within seconds of reaching them to the west. Every other country has a long drive. Problem? Depends on how you look at things. If you don't care about GVs, no problem. If you care about GVs, problem.

The problem is simple if you consider the current strat system and the way perks work. Currently, rooks can gain 500-800 perks an hour (depending on factory in question), while the other countries can manage a mere 120-200 per hour (if they know what they are doing).
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Kweassa on December 26, 2003, 10:10:00 PM
Join Rooks!

 Case solved!
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Citabria on December 26, 2003, 10:23:46 PM
metatron did you play festerma today?

the spawns are all further away and the entire map has been changed

I made many bases flying time much further apart just for you metatron :)

I think i missed a few too close spawns on the gv base routes but the large bases are all spawn 5 miles from factories


personally i dont think factories should be resupplyable by bases its backwards and should be resolved by htc by disabling factory resupply completely
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Citabria on December 26, 2003, 10:37:31 PM
and as to your great revalation,

wow thanks metatron without your help I would have never known.

you must be a genius
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: SOB on December 26, 2003, 11:42:09 PM
Hmmm...I'm sensing some sarcasm.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: fats on December 27, 2003, 02:13:30 AM
You don't say?


//  fats
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: SLO on December 27, 2003, 06:57:03 AM
Fester.....that's what happens when others find your gamey stuff.

no need for sarcasm young man....take your pill....you where for-warned....

1st time we saw your map.....the 1st thing we did was look for such things.....we 'EXPECTED' it from you:rofl

and of course...we found it....hmm I should say MT found it.:aok
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Swoop on December 27, 2003, 07:06:05 AM
?

I thought he said he'd fixed it already?


(http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2002-9/48257/20029211530-0-Swoop.gif)
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: MetaTron on December 27, 2003, 11:13:05 AM
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Originally posted by Citabria
and as to your great revalation,

wow thanks metatron without your help I would have never known.

you must be a genius


We all know the only genius here is you Cit.:rofl

I suggest you design your own game, so as not to mess with HT's design. Isn't that the #1 suggestion when people are dissatisfied?

Your map still sucks.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2003, 11:31:33 AM
I hope FesterMA never goes away... if it means there will be less seen of the 418th Hornets.

The core group of the Hornet's are truly a class group of guys, SLO among them for sure, but since adding the Mouth (better known as MDM) and Metatron (although I run into Metatron more on the boards than in the game, in fact...I've never encountered him in the air),  the Hornet's reputation as a fine squad is very sullied, perhaps irreparably so.  What's the matter w/ the map Metatron, not enough spawns to camp? You are almost forced to risk getting in a fight to get your kills?



Blahahahaha!

:rofl
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Sway on December 27, 2003, 11:57:19 AM
Wow, there sure are some childish people in this game.  Just a simple map glitch was brought up and people are starting personal attacks?  Must not have gotten enough attention as a child.  ;)
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2003, 12:12:02 PM
Lazer, you haven't spent enough time in the MA recently to know what you are talking about.  Have a nice cup of STFU, k?
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Sway on December 27, 2003, 12:16:17 PM
I know that either way, its a game and if your making this big of a deal about it, you need a break.  And BTW, when Im not poor and I can make it in the MA, I will hand you that same cup of STFU back.  ;)
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2003, 12:41:23 PM
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I will hand you that same cup of STFU back.



"Blah blah blah  I'm great Blah blah blah."

When your holding your arse, having it handed to you by me, you won't have any free hands to hold your cup of STFU.  I suggest you learn to juggle.

On a more serious note:  Welcome back.. look forward to seeing you .. will you be in the AoM?
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Sway on December 27, 2003, 12:59:37 PM
No Steve I won't, I will be starting the Twin Engined Devils back up from what it looks like.  Everyone gave up on it.  You have a good day now steve. ;)
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: wetrat on December 27, 2003, 01:22:06 PM
Lazer is a dweeb
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Sway on December 27, 2003, 01:51:41 PM
Wetrat... Your so hot.. :eek:
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: MetaTron on December 27, 2003, 01:53:30 PM
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Originally posted by Steve
I hope FesterMA never goes away... if it means there will be less seen of the 418th Hornets.

The core group of the Hornet's are truly a class group of guys, SLO among them for sure, but since adding the Mouth (better known as MDM) and Metatron (although I run into Metatron more on the boards than in the game, in fact...I've never encountered him in the air),  the Hornet's reputation as a fine squad is very sullied, perhaps irreparably so.  What's the matter w/ the map Metatron, not enough spawns to camp? You are almost forced to risk getting in a fight to get your kills?



Blahahahaha!

:rofl


Steve, if you werent so encumbered with ego you might actually know a thing or two. I doubt it would help your attitude though. I enjoy GVs a great deal. I have fought my way past thirty gvs just to get to the spawn point, and camping when I get there is a great way to hold a field. Sorry you don't like it. Did you know HT is the king camper? Probably why the game is what it is. Just a fact of life that dolts such as yourself bring a knife (flak) to a gun (tank) fight.

Hornets will always be more than the equal of you, because we understand the entire game, and not just the small part you enjoy.

Have a nice day.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Citabria on December 27, 2003, 01:57:53 PM
metatron I added some gamey stuff for you.

look for some sheep being abducted by aliens and a a couple other easter eggs.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: SOB on December 27, 2003, 03:05:47 PM
Just out curiosity (I know I must've read it wrong)...did Voss just advise someone to create their own flight sim and to check their ego?  Really, I couldn't have read that right. :lol
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Citabria on December 27, 2003, 03:36:21 PM
metatron is voss?
LMAO
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2003, 04:09:53 PM
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have fought my way past thirty gvs just to get to the spawn point,


blah blah blah... more BS.

Post the film or be called out as the liar you are  (again)


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Hornets will always be more than the equal of you


Blah blah blah... wtf are you talking about? Hornets understand the entire game.. blah blah blah.

More gibberish from one who cannot defend his position, because it is so very wrong.

As I've said,  I think the Hornets are a great group of guys. A classy group w/ Busher, Nord, SLO,  AWdoc, Mr. Hedd, OverB, Furball...(my apologies to those several worthy hornets whom I did not mention here).

You and MDM, however,  are a cancer that needs be excised from an otherwise very viable host.

You discuss my ego and my skills Metatron, but you know little of either. You don't get into fights really and have managed to avoid me in the air. In fact the only mention I made of my skills was in a playful jab at my friend, Lazer. Lazer is a worthy and entertaining opponent in a tete-e-tete. You however, spout mostly worthless and self serving drivel and somehow think you are debating effectively.  Step off the playground, you might learn something.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Toad on December 27, 2003, 04:40:29 PM
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Originally posted by SOB
Just out curiosity (I know I must've read it wrong)...did Voss just advise someone to create their own flight sim and to check their ego?  Really, I couldn't have read that right. :lol


You read it right.

But then...... who better to advise on that subject, eh?
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: SlapShot on December 27, 2003, 05:13:30 PM
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Originally posted by Citabria
metatron is voss?
LMAO


Get with the progam Fester/Cit ... you must read the boards more often.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: MetaTron on December 27, 2003, 07:10:09 PM
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Originally posted by Steve
blah blah blah... more BS.



Ah, STFU you dolt. All the evidence indicates you suck in GVs and that I don't. I'm tired of hearing your incessant banter. Piss off!
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: NUKE on December 27, 2003, 08:40:57 PM
Steve, he did fight his way past 30 GV's to get to the spawn point. He had a scorpion in his helmet and was dying from brain cancer along the way as well.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2003, 08:46:30 PM
All evidence points to the fact that you're a spawn camping, no skill tard.  The numbers don't lie, and I've encountered your camped Gv a time or two.

Evidence?  Where's the film of you "fighting you're way through 30 gv's"?

LIAR(again)


Most of my GV kills are in an osti.. you know... base defense stuff.

Most of your GV kills are in a tiger... you know... spawn camping tard stuff.


Tell you what though, if you want to go along thinking you are great in Gv's... be my guest, I know that gaming the numbers is important to your fragile ego.  It's best you stay in Gv's at spawn camps though, if you take to the air and actually are forced to fight, the trip back to the tower might cause you to snap.  
 It's why you rarely use your fighter category.. if you die while in attack mode you can use that as an excuse that you were JABO'ing a base or something akin to it. Of course, we also know that you get many of your kills while flying in an airplane from bombing GV's. WTG!

If you ever garner the courage to fight air to air(below 12k or so or you won't find me) look me up in the MA.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2003, 08:49:08 PM
LOL Crumb!!  You're right no doubt, then the  Army  confiscated his film of the sortie to use as a training video.

:rofl
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: nopoop on December 27, 2003, 08:53:57 PM
I've been meaning to try one of these Gee Vee thingys..

But I have a tumor..
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: MDM on December 27, 2003, 09:20:19 PM
Steve you are the moron who argued that the game strategy was not about reseting a country.  I wonder why they call it "winning the war" I guess the winning part is just to make all those who actually worked together for a cause feel good. The Hornets are one of the best squads every tour because we work together to capture and defend.  Yes I get a little vocal, but it's only to piss off idiots like you.  Sometimes I don't even believe what I am typing, I just love to see channel 1 light up when I get bored. Here fishy fishy.  By the way HT has a great feature, it's called squelch. Every good player I have flown with squelchs 1 at log on.  I'm getting better at reminding myself to do so.  BTW Metatron is one of the best I have ever seen.  He's one who normally squelchs 1 unless someone tells him he's getting BS.  The difference between Meta and you and I is that he plays smart all the time.  I wish I had 1/2 his skill and knowlledge.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Furious on December 27, 2003, 10:05:10 PM
Being a fan of voss is a negative attribute.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2003, 10:11:35 PM
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The difference between Meta and you and I is that he plays smart all the time.


I'm not sure most people would agree w/ your definition of "smart".   For a dullard like you, anyone that can tie their shoes in less than an hour probably seems pretty sharp....others have differing perspectives.


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Steve you are the moron who argued that the game strategy was not about reseting a country.


It isn't about resetting a country.  It's what each individual chooses to make of the game. If I'm mistaken and the whole game is geared toward steamroll/capture, well then I'll happily go about being a moron. If people want to strive for resets and they find joy in the game doing so, more power to them!! I simply feel that this is not the sole purpose of the game, and choose to find my enjoyment in ways other than flying in hordes and steamrolling across the map.  I do not, however, criticize those who are "resetters".  Meta's spawn camping and bomber gamesmenship have nothing to do w/ garnering resets...it's gaming the rank... period.  Before you argue this, you might want to look at his fighter and bomber stats.
 Many people, if not the vast majority, don't much care who gets map resets. For people like you and Metatron, who probably meet with little or any real life success, I can see why it is important.  Keep it up and let me know what you buy with all those perk points you are amassing.






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BTW Metatron is one of the best I have ever seen.


I wouldn't know, as I've stated in other threads. I've never actually fought him. He's too busy camping or bombing Gv's to actually engage in air to air, as far as I've seen.
You are typing in here that you are trolling often on ch1... lol.
This just doesn't  wash and no-one that reads it will be fooled.  Fester killed you the other day and you whined on for over an hour that he is a cheater.  You really calling that trolling?


MDM,  have mommy take the keyboard away from you before you embarrass yourself further.  You are defending your squad, which is nice.. now find someone who is attacking it.

:D
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: DrDea on December 27, 2003, 10:23:15 PM
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I suggest you design your own game, so as not to mess with HT's design. Isn't that the #1 suggestion when people are dissatisfied?


   Oh man Im biteing my tounge here.Design a game?Or just get a shatload of people to invest in some serious VAPORWARE?Does this ring a bell? Its not a toomah.Its GUILT>:rofl
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: MetaTron on December 27, 2003, 11:01:03 PM
LOL @ Steve you act like your smart, but you don't get it at all. I don't fly buffs or drive GVs to get rank, and I don't do it to make you happy, obviously. I also don't explain why I do what I do to dolts.

All your sissy fits concerning tumors and scorpions don't make you look any better online or off. Ignorant hairless apes, maybe.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2003, 11:11:13 PM
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I don't fly buffs or drive GVs to get rank



LIAR(again)
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: aztec on December 27, 2003, 11:16:23 PM
so there:p
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: MetaTron on December 27, 2003, 11:46:51 PM
It's not about rank, Steve, or I'd be #1 in fighters, or at least closer to #1 (I don't have #1 in the others).
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 27, 2003, 11:51:43 PM
Metatron, we've achieved a circular, unresolving argument.
You got some licks, I got some licks.. but to be honest  my interest is waning(not an insult, I'm sure yours is too)
Let's find something else to bicker about...  this seems about played out.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: WldThing on December 28, 2003, 12:31:57 AM
Cant we all just get along??  :D


(http://www.onpoi.net/ah/pics/users/ah_99_1072593082.gif)
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: TheManx on December 28, 2003, 12:44:23 AM
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I wish I had 1/2 his skill and knowlledge.


If you had half his skill, you'd never get your gear up. The guy's not that good, trust me.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Citabria on December 28, 2003, 12:53:29 AM
metatron is really voss!

omg that is so funny
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: B17Skull12 on December 28, 2003, 01:29:40 AM
i suck in gv's and i still thin kthis map is awesome now that i have new video card.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: SirLoin on December 28, 2003, 07:20:53 AM
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Originally posted by Steve
I hope FesterMA never goes away... if it means there will be less seen of the 418th Hornets.

the Hornet's reputation as a fine squad is very sullied, perhaps irreparably so.

:rofl


If you disagree with someone fine..but don't TRY and tarnish a large squad of pilots by dragging them into your little flame war...:rolleyes:

BTW..Wtg Festurd on map updates!:)
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: MDM on December 28, 2003, 07:34:05 AM
BTW Steve, I'm in Mesa for the week, let's meet for coffee! We can share stories, have a great time.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: MDM on December 28, 2003, 07:37:32 AM
I'm sure many have seen your numerous whines on Ch 1 Steve, especially when you get HO'd.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2003, 12:15:21 PM
MDM.. gimme a call... my cell # is 623-451-5454.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2003, 12:16:35 PM
Oh, I didn't mean to imply I do not whine.  I definitely do my share of crying.

sirloin... read the posts before you reply, it will save us both some time.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Sway on December 28, 2003, 12:53:10 PM
Kinky steve, you already giving him your number?
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Steve on December 28, 2003, 12:58:05 PM
Cmon Lazer.. you knew I'm easy.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: moot on December 28, 2003, 02:29:27 PM
some balls to leave your cell number on the intardnet like that.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Nomak on December 28, 2003, 03:24:54 PM
One thing I noticed about Steve,  even though he can be a complete arse  (not that I think he has been in this particular thread)  he does seem to be able to keep it all in perspective and realize that this is only a game.  I dont think he holds grudges.

BTW Steve I still am lookin foreward to givin you an arse whoopin in the DA ;)
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 28, 2003, 07:07:43 PM
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Originally posted by SOB
Just out curiosity (I know I must've read it wrong)...did Voss just advise someone to create their own flight sim and to check their ego?  Really, I couldn't have read that right. :lol




That made me do a double take as well.



ack-ack
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Ack-Ack on December 28, 2003, 07:15:42 PM
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Originally posted by MDM
Metatron is one of the best I have ever seen.  The difference between Meta and you and I is that he plays smart all the time.  I wish I had 1/2 his skill and knowlledge.



If you really think that you need to get outside of your spawn camping Tiger and into the TA.  With his lack of any skills, Voss/Metatron/Mr. ex-CIA, isn't the person to emulate.  Unless you plan on conning people out of their money, then I'm sure Voss/Metatron/Mr. ex-CIA can give you some advice.


ack-ack
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: mia389 on December 28, 2003, 07:20:25 PM
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Originally posted by Nomak
One thing I noticed about Steve,  even though he can be a complete arse  (not that I think he has been in this particular thread)  he does seem to be able to keep it all in perspective and realize that this is only a game.  I dont think he holds grudges.

 


Thats Steve alright, Ive learned alot from him, I envy his style of flying and still havnt mastered my E like him, The guy gives me lots of watermelon but I know hes a good person and its just a game to him and me. The things this guy says to me isnt personal although it might sound like it sometimes, I know its all in good fun.  I whine and someone has to slap me into it.:D
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Sway on December 29, 2003, 12:04:27 AM
Its moot, wonder if he still carries his crap additude around with him?
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: moot on December 29, 2003, 02:02:20 AM
what're you trying to stir?

i remember lazer stalking me in the h2h rooms like Eye and other crackheads, raving about stratoluftweenies and such, hiding behind NewU handles, a lycanthropic transformation from the supposed nice guy trying to buy sympathy with "My life sucks", "I fly with a mouse" and "I won't have internet access anymore =(" hypocrisies, and sound very very feeble in the process. what a drag that guy was.

Good thing Sway isn't Lazer.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Sway on December 29, 2003, 02:28:06 AM
Suprised me, I never knew i flew with NewU handle since I first started to to play the game.  Another thing that is suprising is that you think I would waste the time of day to stalk you in H2H.  Your a pretty lousy pilot, I know first hand from flying with you.   That sure is sweet of you though to think I have a crush on you.  I love you moot, and I hope life is treating you well.  *SMOOCH*

and BTW, the fact im flying with a mouse combined with the fact I can fly your pants off should tell you something sweetheart. ;)
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: moot on December 29, 2003, 02:58:11 AM
I have a crush on you.
I love you moot
I can fly your pants off
sweetheart. ;)

..
sounds like a DA invitation to me.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: moot on December 29, 2003, 03:32:49 AM
I expected a good match, something worth remembering, but even that's a letdown and it's quite pitiful.
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Sway on December 29, 2003, 03:37:39 AM
cute...
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: moot on December 29, 2003, 04:32:48 AM
you asked for it.

basta
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: SLO on December 29, 2003, 07:16:19 AM
if it is really Lazer......well....Lazer sucks :rofl


Steve you suck....I mean.....you really really suck...suck suck suck....oh and....you suck:rofl

This game sucks....HT sucks....gv's suck....Manx sucks.....stealin my sheep sucks....diein sucks.

all this suckage is gettin borin......

still won't change the fact that we 'EXPECTED' gamey watermelon from FESTER....and we found what we expected....know matter how much you deny....you KNEW you had gamey watermelon in there.

OH and BTW i was with MT when we fought ALOT(30 might be much but close too) of gv's to get to camp site.....outta all the Hornets....I'm the MASTER CAMPER.

<<--Farts in the general direction of Steve:eek:
Title: Problem with FesterMA revealed
Post by: Skuzzy on December 29, 2003, 07:47:59 AM
This thread is so far off course it is off the map.